Suah! It's Halloween time! I got my Hiei costume all fixed up. Well this chapter is to everybody's favorite holiday Halloween! So this is a party chapter, which is more like a random chapter but I'm giving it another name cause I just did a random chapter and I want to trick people into thinking that's it not a random one. ::realizes that she just let out her secret:: Damn! Now that u all know my secret u should go kill your self's cause I'm not there to do it :P No but really it's not a random chapter cause we will be at the studio, think of it as when shows have Halloween specials.

Disclaimer: If u sue me u will get a pencil, a pen, looseleaf, crayons, markers, an eraser, a stapler, a notebook, paperclips, my spanish textbook because it is evil, my math teacher because he has temper tantrums, my school, and some poison candy!! Ym Ym!

M.B.K.A.N.C.A.G.T.R Chapter 16



*backstage! BOO! Did u get scared?*

Becky: When are they going to get the hell out of the bathroom?

Mandie: Can we go now?

Liz: ::is playing with a knife:: Why wait for them when we could just kill them.

Everybody but Liz:.......

Mandie: Can we go now?

Jess: Um...Yeah.

Mandie: Can we go now?

Mercury: ::knocks on the door:: Are u men going to come out or what?

Will: Wait we are almost done.

Omesh and Nny: Stop it! I don't want to get dressed!!

Mandie: Can we go now?

Kurama: Hold on were just having some trouble with these two.

Mercury: Ok Kuramie-chan but we have to start the show now.

Mandie: Finally.

*On stage! I didn't scare u? U heartless people!*

*The studio is decorated with a bunch of halloween stuff and tomb stones that Nny made most likely with real people in them*

*U see Becky dressed up as Nny, Mercury is in Youko Kurama's cloths but it is in black and has purple cat ears and tail. Jess is dressed all in black including her hair, Liz is dressed like Gir and Mandie is a Gargoyle including the wings*

Becky: Hi and Welcome.....

Mercury: To M.B.K.A.N.C.A.G.T.R...

Jess: Halloween Special....

Liz: We are your hosts....

Mandie: Mandie! The Spy-ish Gargoyle!

Becky: I'm Becky the Nny for tonight!'

Mercury: I'm Mercury the black and purple Neko!

Jess: I'm Jess the gothic person who is using this as an excuse to dress all in black.

Liz: I'm Liz! I like cupcakes and long walks on the beach. I'm also dressed like Gir!

::Firecrackers go off with some flashy lights::

Jess: I see the audience is dressed up too.

Audience: ::cheers::

Becky: To bad they are going to be killed by me and Nny.

Audience: O.O

Mercury: Ok! Today our guest is everybody we can transport all at once!

Liz: Why? I thought we were just going to kill the audience than take there money, silly string some houses, and make people give us candy.

Audience: ::gasps::

Mercury: Well we are going to do that but we can't right now cause the cops are out.

Mandie: They are looking for u again, aren't they?

Jess: Weren't they looking for u last week?

Becky: Actually they are looking for Nny too.

::U hear screaming in the back round::

Liz: I think those are the guys.

::Kurama is dressed up as Youko Kurama dragging Nny who is dressed up as a black bunny while Will is dressed up as his robot character Darkhalf dragging a complaining (What's new) Omesh who is dressed up like a politician::

Bunny Nny: I'm going to kill u Kurama! And don't type my name as Bunny Nny. (Author Mercury: Oh sorry ^_^)

Becky: Waaaa!!!! A Bunny Nny!! ::hugs Nny::

Nny: Well at least u like it ::pouts::

Becky: Awww! He's even cuter!

Mercury: Youko Kurama your dead! ::takes out katana (I wish I had one)::

Kurama: Wait! I'm not a Youko! See! ::takes off wig::

Mercury: Oh ok, u still look cute Kuramie-chan ::hugs Kurama::

Kurama: Nice tail Merc-Merc-chan ::starts to play with Mercury's tail::

Mercury: Don't touch that! But u really think I look good in this?

Liz: They look like twins or something.

Kurama: Yeah how come u are wearing Youko Kurama's cloths but not mine?

Mercury:.... ::silence::

Jess: She might be in trouble.

Mercury: Hey! Your lucky I forgave u after what Youko Kurama did to me!

Kurama: Yeah after u tied me to a chair with the rose whip and threw me out the window.

Mandie: ::is poking Will's robot suit::

Will: Stop that!

Mandie: But it's fun.

Becky: Heh what are u suppose to be Omesh?

Omesh: I'm not telling!

Jess: Is he the president?

Liz: Maybe he is the Men in Black.

Mandie: Or he can be from the government trying to stop this show, than he'll brain wash us or maybe he will stop me from ruling the world!

Everybody but Mandie: ::stare at Mandie::

Mandie: What?

Will: No he is a politician.

Mercury: Like he isn't already.

Omesh: Hey! Why don't u shut up little girl!

Mercury: No u shut up politician boy!

Omesh: At least I don't hang around a studio doing nothing!

Mercury: That's what u do at work!

*2 hours later*

Mandie: Ok that's it for round 10! The winner is no one cause I'm the referee.

Omesh: Urg! My throat is sore.

Mercury: Yeah mine too.

Kurama: I could make it all better ::big smile::

Mercury: That was sudden, but ok ::winks toward Kurama::

Everybody but Kurama and Mercury: O.o

Jess: ::is sleeping:: ZzzZZZzzzZ

Liz: ::is staying as far as possible when Kurama and Mercury flirt with each other::

Mandie: Can we transport them now?

Becky: ::is playing with Nny ears::

Nny: If anybody looks at me funny, I'm going to kill them.

Mercury: Ok! Let's press the mighty green button!!

Everybody: ::cheers::

Mercury: ::presses button cause this is my show ^_^;::

::Out comes Hiei, Yusuke, Kuwabara, Goku, Vegita, Gohan, Goten, Trunks, Jet, Spike, Faye, Ed, Irvine, Raven, Bit, Liger, Shadow, Lighting Saix, Harry Potter, and Draco (I think that's all the people that we did?)::

All of the past guests: Not again!!

Becky: Oh yes again.

Mandie: Irvine! Raven! ::hugs both of them::

Irvine and Raven: Hi!

Jess: ::wakes up than puts gray bunny ears on Hiei:: *snicker*

Nny: Hey u took my costume!

Hiei: U took mine!

Becky: Nny I thought u didn't like your costume?

Nny: Well...I might!

Yusuke: I see we have some youko twins over there ::points to Mercury and Kurama::

Mercury and Kurama: ::are making out::

Kuwabara: They need to get a room -.-

Mercury: Huh? Oh sorry ::blushes:: And I'm not a youko, I'm a neko.

Kurama: Yeah my neko! ::hugs Mercury::

Goku: Where's the food?

Goten: I'm hungry.

Trunks: I want candy! Can I have some dad.

Vegita: I'm not short!

Trunks: Dad I didn't say that, I said can I have some candy.

Vegita: Huh? Yeah go knock yourself out kid.

Trunks: Yay! ::goes and eats the candy::

Goten: Can I have some too dad?

Goku: I'm already there ::is eating candy::

Goten: Weee!!! ::eats candy too::

Nny: Hey! Don't touch my freezy!

Gohan: Why am I hear again?

Liz: Cause we forced u here.

Gohan: Oh yeah ^_^;

Kurama: ::looking evil:: Hello Bit Cloud. My plants miss u.

Bit: Ekk!!!

Draco: ::grabs Mercury:: Hi Mercury. I missed u too and since Kurama is not here right now why don't we go somewhere private?

Becky: ::death glare towards Mercury::

Mercury: Um ^_^; Help.

Kurama: Hey don't touch my Merc Merc-chan! ::grabs Draco and throws him off::

Harry: Well he did deserve that.

Liger: Roar (means I'm outta here)

Shadow: Grrr (means I'll join u)

::Liger and Shadow both sneak out::

Hiei and Nny: ::are playing strip poker again::

Becky: ::is looking on and drooling::

Will: ::is spiking the punch::

Omesh: ::is in a corner pouting::

Jen: ::walks in dressed up as Mike Myers:: I'm here everybody!!

Audience: ::cheers still afraid of her chopping there heads off::

Jen: ::puts on mask:: Yeah Baby! Buy my blue cheese, yeah!

Audience: ::some clap but most are disturbed::

Gohan: ::is drinking the spiked punch:: Hey this is good.

Mandie: ::is trying to brake up the fight between Raven and Irvine:: Stop fighting! U can both have me!

Irvine: Cut your damn hair!

Raven: Get a real eye!

Jen: ::walks over to Goku:: Yeah baby! Want to come and shag with me! Yeah!

Goku: Huh?! O.o

Goten: Trunks, What does shag mean?

Trunks: How should I know ::is still eating candy::

Jess: ::is trying to tell Vegita that he is not that short:: Come on Vegita don't cry.

Vegita: ::is rocking back and forth:: I can't *sniff* Help it.

Bit: ::is hiding in the audience form Kurama's plants::

Bit fan girls: Bit!!!! ::all try to glomp Bit::

Bit: Gah!

Kurama: Mwhahahaha! ::is acting evil again::

Yusuke: I think Kurama is drunk. -.-;

Kuwabara: Who are u and what have u done to Kurama?!

Gohan: ::is actually drunk and is trying to flirt with Liz:: Hey I like tuna too.

Liz: Um yeah that's nice.

Gohan: I like u, your nice and pretty ::has a drunken smile on his face::

Liz: ^_^;;;

Will: Omesh get the hell out of that corner! ::is trying to pull Omesh out::

Omesh: Noooo!!!

Jess: ::sees Gohan drunk than thinks:: Hey Vegita would u like a drink?

Vegita: *sniff* Sure *sniff*

Jess: Here! ::hands him drink::

Vegita: ::drinks it in one glup:: More *sniff* please.

Jess: Um O.O; Sure.

Draco: ::is finally awake:: I'm going to kick your ass girly boy!

Harry: Oh man ^_^;

Kurama: Oh yeah!? Come on! ::they start to fight::

Spike: I want to fight too!

Jet: How come the author didn't let us say anything for awhile?

Faye: I don't know and I don't care ::lights cigarette::

Ed: Ed knows why! Cause the author forgot about us! ::does arm thing::

Everybody: ::starts doing the arm thing::

Mercury: Sorry about that ^_^;

Mandie: Alright there is another fight going on!

Irvine and Raven: ::are still fighting by themselves::

Kurama: ROSE WHIP!

Draco: HOGUS OKUES! (something else I made up, was actually a typo but I kept it.)

Spike: FISH!

Jet: He is still crazy.

Faye: Yup.

Ed: ::does arm thing::

Everybody: ::does arm thing again::

Mercury: Weee! Kick some ass my Kuramie-chan!

Hiei and Nny: ::are still playing strip poker. The score is Hiei:6 only losing his shirt Nny:3 has lost his shirt and pants::

Gohan: ::is still drunk and flirting with Liz:: Hey u want to go in the back ::winks::

Liz: Um I'm just going to stand over there ::walks away::

Vegita: ::is getting drunk:: Hey there are 2 Kurama's, 3 Draco's and 1 Spike. That means there are 10 people fighting all together.

Jess: Oh man what have I done?

*Kurama, Draco, and Spike start to fight, while Hiei and Nny are playing strip poker, Raven and Irvine are still arguing about each other while Mandie is trying to brake it up, Yusuke, Mercury and Kuwabara are cheering for Kurama, Becky is cheering for Draco, Bit is still trying to get away from the fan girls, Jen is still flirting with Goku, Trunks and Goten are eating all the candy, Gohan is still drunk, Vegita is getting drunker by the minute and is now flirting with Jess, Faye is still smoking, Jet is trying to get out with Ed helping him on the computer, Will and Omeah are fighting about politics now, and Harry is just staring at the fight*

Kurama: Yes! I the great Youko Kurama won!

Mandie: ::whispers to Jess who is ignoring Vegita:: Hey why did he say Youko Kurama.

Vegita: Hey we are the same height, we should go out.

Jess: Gah! No!

Spike: My fish is dead!!!!

Fish: X.x ::dead::

Draco: U only won cause Mercury was distracting me!

Becky: ::death glare toward Mercury:: Damn u.

Mercury: My Kuramie-chan won! ::hugs Kurama::

Youko Kurama: ::rubs his face up against Mercury::

Mercury: Hey that tickles! ::doesn't realize what happened. Do u?::

Harry: I told u not to fight him.

Draco: Shut up!

Hiei: ::won the poker game this time. The score was Hiei:10 only losing his shirt and pants, Nny:-1,000 losing almost everything:: Haha Nny now who doesn't have there cloths on!

Becky: ::looks at Nny who is naked except for his bunny ears:: Waaa!!! ::hugs Nny::

Hiei: Hey your suppose to hug me.

Nny: ::magically got his cloths back on:: I told u before Hiei I always get the woman.

Hiei: Grrr! ::is only in his black boxers with gray bunny ears and tail on::

Irvine: ::has won the fight:: I won! I won!

Raven: Shut up!

Mandie: Don't worry Raven I still love the both of u! ::hugs both of them::

Jen: Hey baby u didn't answer my question.

Goku: ::takes off Jen's mask::

Jen: Huh? Who are u?

Gohan: Hey now there are 2 of u!

Liz: Yeah well one of us are going to run away from u now ::runs away::

Gohan: Wait! ::is chasing Liz::

Will: I finally got the politician out!

Omesh: Nooo!!!

Bit: ::is trying to breathe for air:: Gah! Those damn fan girls.

Becky: I think we should end the show now! I'm Becky!

Nny: I'm Nny and I got the woman!

Hiei: I'm Hiei! Shut up Nny.

Faye: I'm Faye ::throws cigarette at the audience and one audience member goes on fire and dies::

Jet: I'm Jet!

Ed: I'm Ed! ::does arm thingy::

Everybody: ::does arm thingy::

Harry: I'm Harry Potter!

Draco: I'm Draco. I'll get u Kurama.

Goten and Trunks: ::are stuffing there mouths with candy:: Were Goten and Trunks.

Goku: I'm Goku!

Jen: ::puts mask back on:: Yeah Baby! I'm Mike Myers Jen! Buy my blue cheese baby!

Bit: ::is still breathing for air:: I'm Bit Cloud!

Gohan: ::still drunk:: Um I'm Gohan. I think your pretty Lizzzzzzz.

Liz: I'm the almighty Liz who is Gir for today. ::pushes Gohan away from her::

Vegita: I'm um um What was my name again? Oh yeah! I'm the short Vegita! ::puts arm around Jess::

Jess: I'm Jess! ::death glares Vegita::

Vegita: ::passes out from being drunk and from the death glare:: @_@

Will: I'm Dark Half! I mean Will!

Omesh: I'm Omesh and stop laughing at me!

Yusuke: ::snicker:: I'm the amazing sprit detective Yusuke! ::starts to laugh like crazy::

Kuwababa: I'm Kazuma Kuwabara! Better than Everybody else!

Everybody else: Yeah right!

Kuwabara: And I'm going to marry Yukina!

Hiei: Oh no your not baka! I'm going to kill u first! ::chases Kuwabara::

Kuwabara: Ahhh!!

Mercury: And I'm Kurama's black and purple neko, Mercury!

Youko Kurama: I'm Youko Kurama!

Mercury: How come u are calling yourself Youko Kurama now?

Everybody but Youko Kurama and Mercury: ::realized what was going on:: O.O;;

Youko Kurama: ::whispers in Mercury's ear:: Cause I'm Youko Kurama.

Mercury: ::realizes what is going on but doesn't beat Youko Kurama up because it is Halloween:: That's fine, your still a cutie! ::hugs Youko Kurama::

Nny: Now it's time to kill the audience!

Audience: ::tries to escape::

*Goku, a drunk Gohan and a woken up Vegita, Trunks, Goten, and Mercury does the Ka Ma Ha Ma Ha, Will, Omesh, Nny, and Becky throw grenades, Spike, Faye, Ed, and Jet throw fish, Hiei does his black dragon attack, Yusuke does his rei gun, Kuwabara does his sprit sword, and Youko Kurama uses his plants, Mandie, Irvine, Bit, and Raven use zoids, Draco and Harry use there magic, Jen uses her blue cheese and mojo to attack them, and Jess and Liz beat people with chairs*

Everybody but the audience who are dead: HAPPY HALLOWEEN EVERYBODY!

Weeee!!! Halloween has finally came! This was a hard chapter since there were so many people. Well I hope everybody has fun and scare people. Now I must go since I only have 5 minutes to get to Jess's house and get candy while scaring people myself!!