Hi everybody! I wanted to thank dogie-chan, Catz_bane, and anybody else who
reviewed giving me 21 reviews! Yay! Yeah I know it's not alot compared to
some people but it's good enough for me. Oh and to answer Catz_bane
question, no it's not the last chapter and it won't be until I say so which
will be a long time from now. Well today's chapter is going to have a girl
in it since someone *cough Omesh cough* told me that this story is for
girls more than it is guys. Quote "It's more about a bunch of horny girls
drooling over anime guys". He was right in a sense though, so I'm giving
the guys a treat by having Ryoko from Tenchi Muyo!
M.B.K.A.N.C.A.G.T.R Chapter 17
Disclaimer: If you sue me you will get a pencil, a pen, looseleaf, crayons, markers, an eraser, a stapler, a notebook, paperclips, my spanish textbook because it is evil, my math teacher because he has temper tantrums, my school, some poison candy, and blue cheese!
*Backstage (the one and only backstage)*
Mercury: Ok there is a change in some of the rules for today's episode and it deals with Becky and me.
Becky: Oh I'm scared ::is being sarcastic::
Nny: Can I still kill the audience?
Kurama: Who can stop you.
Nny: That's true ::goes back to drawing sketches of his torture room (Hint Hint! Can you guess what's going to be in the next chapter)::
Mercury: All of us can still kill the audience but since we had some suggestion from someone, who I won't mention, I decided to have a female guest.
Everyone but Mercury: So?
Mercury: Let me tell you. There are restrictions. One, we can not hug, drool, go into a "I want to marry you" stage, or glomp any anime guy including Kurama and Nny, and Two, we can not flirt with them either.
Becky: ::goes into panic mode:: Wait but but that can't be?! I can't live, GAH!!
Mercury: Actually these rules apply mostly to me since I know you are not going to follow them.
Becky: So I don't have to follow them?
Mercury: Not really since I can't stop you.
Becky: Weee!!! ::hugs Nny::
Nny: ::was not paying attention to the whole thing:: What did I do?
Kurama: Nani?! That means you can't hug me?
Mercury: No.
Kurama: Can I hug you?
Mercury: Nope.
Kurama: What about Youko Kurama?
Mercury: Noooo.
Kurama: ::starts to whine:: Why do you have to follow the rules?
Mercury: Cause I'm the author and I have...responsibilities (That was hard to say, even for myself).
*On Stage*
Mercury: Hi and welcome to M.B.K.A.N.C.A.G.T.R! I'm the rule follower, I don't know why but I have to, Mercury!
Becky: I'm Becky and I don't have to follow the rules! ::sticks out tongue towards Mercury::
Mercury: ::does the famous death glare towards Becky::
Nny: I'm Nny! I never follow the rules, I make them! ::looks towards Mercury while saying that::
Mercury: ::left eye twitches while doing Super Death Glare::
Kurama: ::in a corner again:: I'm Kurama. Now go away!
Mercury: Geez Kurama you are taking this pretty hard aren't you?
Kurama: *sniff* No I'm *sniff* Not.
Mercury: *sigh* Ok today's guest is the Tenchi lover Ryoko!
Becky: I'm pressing the mighty green button!
Audience: Ahhh :says that in awe::
Becky: ::presses it::
::Big flashy O' Lighty Thingy McGig::
::Out comes Ryoko::
Ryoko: ::stares at audience::
Audience: ::stares at Ryoko::
Ryoko: ::turns head towards Mercury, Kurama, Becky, and Nny::
All 4 of them: ::stare back::
Ryoko: Who are you people?
Nny: Who are you?
Becky: She is our guest.
Ryoko: Guest? For what?
Mercury: Our show.
Ryoko: Oh.
::Everybody is silent::
Kurama: *coughs* Aren't we suppose to ask questions?
Mercury: -.- I thought you were in the corner being depressed?
Kurama: I'm depressed in the inside.
Mercury: o.O
Becky: Ok! I have a question.
Nny: Shoot.
Audience: *gasps*
Nny: Not you.
Audience: *sighs in relief*
Nny: Not at this minute that is ::evil grin::
Audience: *gasps again*
Becky: Um yeah. Ryoko do you like Tenchi?
Ryoko: I think it's pretty obvious that I do.
Becky: Well would you kill me if I hugged Tenchi?
Ryoko: Yes!
Becky: ::pouts:: Damn.
Mercury: Let's get some questions from the audience.
Nny: While they are still alive ::evil grin::
Audience: *gasps for the third time*
Ryoko: He's.......interesting.
Mercury: Ok you sir.
Audience Member#156: How do you keep your hair up like that?
Ryoko: I use hair spray.
Mercury: That brings us to today's sponsor Anime Hair Spray! From Vegita to Hiei many famous anime stars have used it. Do not use while using ki blast or next to Vegita and Hiei.
Ryoko: I have a question.
Nny: Is she allowed to ask questions?
Becky: Yes. What is it?
Ryoko: What's the matter with that guy? ::points to Kurama::
Kurama: ::is in a corner again::
Mercury: He's depressed because of the restrictions I had to put on myself.
Ryoko: What kind of restrictions?
Mercury: I'm not allowed to hug, huggles, flirt, or glomp Kurama and neither is he.
Ryoko: Bummer.
Nny: He's a cry baby.
Kurama: I heard that!
Mercury: But.
Ryoko: But what?
Mercury: ::evil grin:: There are no restrictions on you.
Ryoko: O.O; What is that suppose to mean?
Mercury: Oh you'll see. Now let's get some more questions from the audience.
Ryoko Fan Guy#158,476: Hey Ryoko I liked what you wore in Tenchi in Tokyo, can you wear that again?
Ryoko: O.O No!
::Catz_bane and Dogie-chan run in::
Catz_bane: We have a question!
Dogie-chan: Yeah!
Mercury: Ok ask away.
Catz_bane and Dogie-chan: Can Kurama turn into Youko Kurama?!
Kurama: No!
Catz-bane: Why not?
Dogie-chan: Yeah I like doggies.
Kurama: I'm not a dog, I'm a fox. Now go away!
Dogie-chan: Geez he is grumpy.
Catz_bane: Yeah what an ass. Anyways bye ::waves bye to Mercury::
Dogie-chan: Yeah see ya! ::waves too::
Mercury: Bye! ::waves bye to both of them::
::Dogie-chan and Catz_bane leaves::
Mercury: Now we should bring in the people who suggested this.
::transporter comes on and out comes Will and Omesh::
Becky: Hey why did you come out aren't you suppose to be security?
Will: *shrugs* Yeah but I didn't feel like being security today.
Nny: Now why are they here again?
Mercury: They are going to ask questions and.. ::looks at Omesh:: Ok that's weird.
Kurama: ::is interested in what is happening::
Omesh: ::has hearts in his eyes:: Pretty hairrr.
Everybody but Omesh: O.o
Kurama: What's going on?
Nny: Whoa.
Becky: I think he is.. no can't be.
Mercury: I think it is.
Will: He is turning into a fan guy! (Author Mercury: Revenge! Sweet Revenge! Mwhahahahaha!!)
Ryoko: What the hell is a fan guy?
Becky: You know what a fan girl is right?
Ryoko: Yeah.
Becky: Same exact thing except it's a guy.
Ryoko: Oh no, anything but that! I saw how much destruction a fan girl can make, but think of how much a fan guy can do.
Omesh: I have a question ::is talking all dreamy like::
Mercury: Can we stop you from asking it?
Omesh: No little girl!
Mercury: Politician boy!
Will: Quiet! Ask the damn question!
Omesh: Ok. Will you go out with me?
Everybody but Omesh: O.o;;;;
Mercury: ::starts to convulse on the floor:: Can't....take this....anymore....it's just...not happening!
Kurama: ::pokes Mercury with a stick:: I think she is having trauma to her brain.
Nny, Becky, and Will: ::are scared::
Will: Omesh are you alright?
Omesh: Yeah I'm fine *sigh* just fine.
Ryoko: Someone help me before he-
Omesh: ::glomps Ryoko::
Ryoko: *sigh* Before he glomps me.
Will: Ok I think you had enough ::tries to get Omesh off of Ryoko::
Omesh: No! Leave me alone! *hiss*
Will, Kurama, Mercury, Nny, and Becky: Ahhhh!!!! ::all hide in a corner::
Mercury: ::is holding on to Kurama:: Oh man I forgot!
Kurama: What?
Mercury: I can only hug you once, so I wasted this one.
Kurama: -.-;; Baka restrictions.
Ryoko Fan Guys: Hey! We want her too!
Ryoko Fan Guy#155: Get her before he takes her away!
::All the Fan Guys run after Omesh who is dragging Ryoko out of the building::
Ryoko: Someone help me!!!
Omesh: Mwhahahahaha! Mine! All mine!! ::runs out of the building::
Nny: ::closes door before the fan guys can go out the door:: Were you people going some where ::evil grin::
Becky: Yeah you forgot about us ::evil grin as well::
Mercury: They think they can get out so easily ::double evil grin::
Kurama: I think they were mistaken ::evil grin too::
Will: It's so rude running out on us like that before we finish the show ::triple evil grin::
Audience including fan guys: *gasp*
::Mercury takes out flamethrower, while Kurama uses his plants, Nny and Becky use bazookas, and Will throws grenades::
Audience: X.X ::died::
Mercury: I got this flamethrower from our great sponsor Weapons 4 U. This new model flamethrower is called "U are burned"!
Becky: It's time to end the show. I'm Becky ::hugs Nny::
Nny: I'm Nny and I still don't have restrictions.
Will: I'm Will! Who has restrictions?
Omesh: I'm Omesh! Now we must go my queen.
Ryoko: ^_^;; Whatever.
Mercury: *sigh* I'm Mercury and I wasted a hug.
Kurama: I'm Kurama! It's ok I can hug you now since Omesh isn't here ::hugs Mercury::
Mercury: ^_^
Will: -.- Why are you hugging my sister?
Kurama: O.O; Ummm.
Mercury: Uh oh.
Will: You will pay! ::takes out machine gun::
Kurama: Ahhh!!! ::runs away::
Will: I'm just going to talk to you! ::runs after him::
Mercury, Becky, and Nny: O.O Maybe restrictions are good.
Well this was interesting. It was my chance to get revenge! Mwhahahaha!! *cough cough* Excuse me. I hope Catz_bane and Dogie-chan don't mind me using them in this chapter, it was a treat from me to you for being my 20th and 21st reviewers. Thank You! Anyways are there fan guys out there? I hope I didn't offend anyone, even though I don't see how I could. Well I'm not sure who to have in the next chapter so it could be anyone! ^_^;;
M.B.K.A.N.C.A.G.T.R Chapter 17
Disclaimer: If you sue me you will get a pencil, a pen, looseleaf, crayons, markers, an eraser, a stapler, a notebook, paperclips, my spanish textbook because it is evil, my math teacher because he has temper tantrums, my school, some poison candy, and blue cheese!
*Backstage (the one and only backstage)*
Mercury: Ok there is a change in some of the rules for today's episode and it deals with Becky and me.
Becky: Oh I'm scared ::is being sarcastic::
Nny: Can I still kill the audience?
Kurama: Who can stop you.
Nny: That's true ::goes back to drawing sketches of his torture room (Hint Hint! Can you guess what's going to be in the next chapter)::
Mercury: All of us can still kill the audience but since we had some suggestion from someone, who I won't mention, I decided to have a female guest.
Everyone but Mercury: So?
Mercury: Let me tell you. There are restrictions. One, we can not hug, drool, go into a "I want to marry you" stage, or glomp any anime guy including Kurama and Nny, and Two, we can not flirt with them either.
Becky: ::goes into panic mode:: Wait but but that can't be?! I can't live, GAH!!
Mercury: Actually these rules apply mostly to me since I know you are not going to follow them.
Becky: So I don't have to follow them?
Mercury: Not really since I can't stop you.
Becky: Weee!!! ::hugs Nny::
Nny: ::was not paying attention to the whole thing:: What did I do?
Kurama: Nani?! That means you can't hug me?
Mercury: No.
Kurama: Can I hug you?
Mercury: Nope.
Kurama: What about Youko Kurama?
Mercury: Noooo.
Kurama: ::starts to whine:: Why do you have to follow the rules?
Mercury: Cause I'm the author and I have...responsibilities (That was hard to say, even for myself).
*On Stage*
Mercury: Hi and welcome to M.B.K.A.N.C.A.G.T.R! I'm the rule follower, I don't know why but I have to, Mercury!
Becky: I'm Becky and I don't have to follow the rules! ::sticks out tongue towards Mercury::
Mercury: ::does the famous death glare towards Becky::
Nny: I'm Nny! I never follow the rules, I make them! ::looks towards Mercury while saying that::
Mercury: ::left eye twitches while doing Super Death Glare::
Kurama: ::in a corner again:: I'm Kurama. Now go away!
Mercury: Geez Kurama you are taking this pretty hard aren't you?
Kurama: *sniff* No I'm *sniff* Not.
Mercury: *sigh* Ok today's guest is the Tenchi lover Ryoko!
Becky: I'm pressing the mighty green button!
Audience: Ahhh :says that in awe::
Becky: ::presses it::
::Big flashy O' Lighty Thingy McGig::
::Out comes Ryoko::
Ryoko: ::stares at audience::
Audience: ::stares at Ryoko::
Ryoko: ::turns head towards Mercury, Kurama, Becky, and Nny::
All 4 of them: ::stare back::
Ryoko: Who are you people?
Nny: Who are you?
Becky: She is our guest.
Ryoko: Guest? For what?
Mercury: Our show.
Ryoko: Oh.
::Everybody is silent::
Kurama: *coughs* Aren't we suppose to ask questions?
Mercury: -.- I thought you were in the corner being depressed?
Kurama: I'm depressed in the inside.
Mercury: o.O
Becky: Ok! I have a question.
Nny: Shoot.
Audience: *gasps*
Nny: Not you.
Audience: *sighs in relief*
Nny: Not at this minute that is ::evil grin::
Audience: *gasps again*
Becky: Um yeah. Ryoko do you like Tenchi?
Ryoko: I think it's pretty obvious that I do.
Becky: Well would you kill me if I hugged Tenchi?
Ryoko: Yes!
Becky: ::pouts:: Damn.
Mercury: Let's get some questions from the audience.
Nny: While they are still alive ::evil grin::
Audience: *gasps for the third time*
Ryoko: He's.......interesting.
Mercury: Ok you sir.
Audience Member#156: How do you keep your hair up like that?
Ryoko: I use hair spray.
Mercury: That brings us to today's sponsor Anime Hair Spray! From Vegita to Hiei many famous anime stars have used it. Do not use while using ki blast or next to Vegita and Hiei.
Ryoko: I have a question.
Nny: Is she allowed to ask questions?
Becky: Yes. What is it?
Ryoko: What's the matter with that guy? ::points to Kurama::
Kurama: ::is in a corner again::
Mercury: He's depressed because of the restrictions I had to put on myself.
Ryoko: What kind of restrictions?
Mercury: I'm not allowed to hug, huggles, flirt, or glomp Kurama and neither is he.
Ryoko: Bummer.
Nny: He's a cry baby.
Kurama: I heard that!
Mercury: But.
Ryoko: But what?
Mercury: ::evil grin:: There are no restrictions on you.
Ryoko: O.O; What is that suppose to mean?
Mercury: Oh you'll see. Now let's get some more questions from the audience.
Ryoko Fan Guy#158,476: Hey Ryoko I liked what you wore in Tenchi in Tokyo, can you wear that again?
Ryoko: O.O No!
::Catz_bane and Dogie-chan run in::
Catz_bane: We have a question!
Dogie-chan: Yeah!
Mercury: Ok ask away.
Catz_bane and Dogie-chan: Can Kurama turn into Youko Kurama?!
Kurama: No!
Catz-bane: Why not?
Dogie-chan: Yeah I like doggies.
Kurama: I'm not a dog, I'm a fox. Now go away!
Dogie-chan: Geez he is grumpy.
Catz_bane: Yeah what an ass. Anyways bye ::waves bye to Mercury::
Dogie-chan: Yeah see ya! ::waves too::
Mercury: Bye! ::waves bye to both of them::
::Dogie-chan and Catz_bane leaves::
Mercury: Now we should bring in the people who suggested this.
::transporter comes on and out comes Will and Omesh::
Becky: Hey why did you come out aren't you suppose to be security?
Will: *shrugs* Yeah but I didn't feel like being security today.
Nny: Now why are they here again?
Mercury: They are going to ask questions and.. ::looks at Omesh:: Ok that's weird.
Kurama: ::is interested in what is happening::
Omesh: ::has hearts in his eyes:: Pretty hairrr.
Everybody but Omesh: O.o
Kurama: What's going on?
Nny: Whoa.
Becky: I think he is.. no can't be.
Mercury: I think it is.
Will: He is turning into a fan guy! (Author Mercury: Revenge! Sweet Revenge! Mwhahahahaha!!)
Ryoko: What the hell is a fan guy?
Becky: You know what a fan girl is right?
Ryoko: Yeah.
Becky: Same exact thing except it's a guy.
Ryoko: Oh no, anything but that! I saw how much destruction a fan girl can make, but think of how much a fan guy can do.
Omesh: I have a question ::is talking all dreamy like::
Mercury: Can we stop you from asking it?
Omesh: No little girl!
Mercury: Politician boy!
Will: Quiet! Ask the damn question!
Omesh: Ok. Will you go out with me?
Everybody but Omesh: O.o;;;;
Mercury: ::starts to convulse on the floor:: Can't....take this....anymore....it's just...not happening!
Kurama: ::pokes Mercury with a stick:: I think she is having trauma to her brain.
Nny, Becky, and Will: ::are scared::
Will: Omesh are you alright?
Omesh: Yeah I'm fine *sigh* just fine.
Ryoko: Someone help me before he-
Omesh: ::glomps Ryoko::
Ryoko: *sigh* Before he glomps me.
Will: Ok I think you had enough ::tries to get Omesh off of Ryoko::
Omesh: No! Leave me alone! *hiss*
Will, Kurama, Mercury, Nny, and Becky: Ahhhh!!!! ::all hide in a corner::
Mercury: ::is holding on to Kurama:: Oh man I forgot!
Kurama: What?
Mercury: I can only hug you once, so I wasted this one.
Kurama: -.-;; Baka restrictions.
Ryoko Fan Guys: Hey! We want her too!
Ryoko Fan Guy#155: Get her before he takes her away!
::All the Fan Guys run after Omesh who is dragging Ryoko out of the building::
Ryoko: Someone help me!!!
Omesh: Mwhahahahaha! Mine! All mine!! ::runs out of the building::
Nny: ::closes door before the fan guys can go out the door:: Were you people going some where ::evil grin::
Becky: Yeah you forgot about us ::evil grin as well::
Mercury: They think they can get out so easily ::double evil grin::
Kurama: I think they were mistaken ::evil grin too::
Will: It's so rude running out on us like that before we finish the show ::triple evil grin::
Audience including fan guys: *gasp*
::Mercury takes out flamethrower, while Kurama uses his plants, Nny and Becky use bazookas, and Will throws grenades::
Audience: X.X ::died::
Mercury: I got this flamethrower from our great sponsor Weapons 4 U. This new model flamethrower is called "U are burned"!
Becky: It's time to end the show. I'm Becky ::hugs Nny::
Nny: I'm Nny and I still don't have restrictions.
Will: I'm Will! Who has restrictions?
Omesh: I'm Omesh! Now we must go my queen.
Ryoko: ^_^;; Whatever.
Mercury: *sigh* I'm Mercury and I wasted a hug.
Kurama: I'm Kurama! It's ok I can hug you now since Omesh isn't here ::hugs Mercury::
Mercury: ^_^
Will: -.- Why are you hugging my sister?
Kurama: O.O; Ummm.
Mercury: Uh oh.
Will: You will pay! ::takes out machine gun::
Kurama: Ahhh!!! ::runs away::
Will: I'm just going to talk to you! ::runs after him::
Mercury, Becky, and Nny: O.O Maybe restrictions are good.
Well this was interesting. It was my chance to get revenge! Mwhahahaha!! *cough cough* Excuse me. I hope Catz_bane and Dogie-chan don't mind me using them in this chapter, it was a treat from me to you for being my 20th and 21st reviewers. Thank You! Anyways are there fan guys out there? I hope I didn't offend anyone, even though I don't see how I could. Well I'm not sure who to have in the next chapter so it could be anyone! ^_^;;