Ahh I'm back to business. This week was pretty crazy, that's why I didn't
update that quick. Well I have decided to do everybody's favorite white
haired, half-demon Inuyasha! Doggie!
M.B.K.A.N.C.A.G.T.R Chapter 18
Disclaimer: If u sue me u will get a pen, a pencil, looseleaf, crayons, markers, an eraser, a stapler, a notebook, paperclips, my spanish textbook because it is evil, my math teacher because he has temper tantrums, my school, some poison candy, blue cheese, and my gym period because gym sucks!
*Backstage*
Mercury: ::is happily hugging Kurama while humming the song Walk by Bad Religion (Author Mercury: Subliminal Message!)::
Kurama: ::is hugging Mercury while humming and watering his rose plant:: *sigh* No restrictions.
Mercury: ^_^ Yeah.
Nny: ::peeks out of a door (Author Mercury: Hint! Hint!) You people are sick.
Becky: Are you two love birds going to stop being so... touchy feely.
Mercury: Shhh. Today is Thursday and that means the candy bar rules Canada on Thursdays.
Everybody but Mercury: O.o Huh?!
Mercury: Did I just say that out loud?
Kurama: You scare me sometimes.
Mercury: You know you love it.
Nny: It's finally done!! Mwhahahahaha! Now I need to find a victim! ::goes running out of the building laughing like a manic::
Becky: What's up with him?
Mercury: Where did that door come from?
Kurama: I'm going in.
Nny: ::comes running back in the room:: Don't go in there or I'll kill you! ::runs back out::
Everybody but Nny: O.O?
*On stage*
Becky: Hi and welcome to M.B.K.A.N.C.A.G.T.R! I'm the introducer, Becky!
Mercury: I'm Mercury. And there's no restrictions! ::glomps Kurama::
Kurama: *pants* I'm *pant* Kurama! I...can't...breathe!
Mercury: Oh sorry ::gets off of Kurama::
Becky: Ok today's guest is that lovable, white haired, half-demon, Inuyasha!
Mercury: I'm pressing the green button!
Audience: ::some are still in awe while others yawn::
Mercury: We'll get them later for that ::presses button::
::Big Mighty flashy light thingy::
::Out comes Inuyasha::
Inuyasha: ::takes out Tetsuaiga and points it in Becky's face:: Who are you?!
Becky: Ek! Calm down! Were just humans!
Inuyasha: Not you! Him! ::points to Kurama who is now- (Author Mercury: Dramatic pause ^_^) ::
Youko Kurama: What did I do?
Mercury: O.o Huh? ::backs away a little scared and surprised::
Youko Kurama: Well you did say lovable white haired demon, didn't you?
Becky: We meant Inuyasha. If we meant you we would have said horny white haired demon!
Youko Kurama: ::pouts:: That was mean.
Kagome: Horny? What's that suppose to mean?
Everybody but Inuyasha and Kagome: Where did she come from?!
Kagome: What? I was hiding behind Inuyasha.
Mercury: Why?
Kagome: Cause he said that he felt a strong presence and wanted to protect me.
Youko Kurama: I'm flattered that you realized I was strong but you were only pointing out the obvious.
Inuyasha: Shut up! And tell me who you are!
Mercury: Hey! Don't talk to my Youkie Kuramie-chan that way!
Inuyasha: ::points Tetsuaiga at Mercury:: And why did you transport us here?!
Mercury: Um- ::is interrupted by Nny::
Nny: I got a victim! Now you all must see my new torture room!
Becky: ::has kawaii eyes:: A torture room?
Mercury: That brings us to today's sponsor Will's build them and Blow them up! He will build or blow up anything that you want! He even makes weapons ::takes Tetsuaiga away from a disturbed Inuyasha::
Youko Kurama: That's my girl.
Mercury: Shiny ^_^
Nny: ::takes the camera man into a padded room:: See the padding is sound proof so there is no noise.
Youko Kurama: That'll be useful to us ::elbows Mercury::
Mercury: You are so lucky that I didn't kill you for what your have done to me.
Nny: And that's where the victim is suppose to- Hey! He escaped! Damnit!
Becky: Aw it's ok ::huggles Nny::
Kagome: Um aren't we suppose to be the guest's?
Nny: Shut up!
Inuyasha: Hey don't tell Kagome to shut up!
Nny: ::takes out katana:: I could use you as a replacement for my victim.
Inuyasha: I'll teach you with Tetsuaiga! ::realizes that Tetsuaiga is gone:: Where did it go!?
Mercury: ::puts on a cape and hides Tetsuaiga than smiles:: I have no idea.
Youko Kurama: ::pats Mercury on the head:: I taught her all she knows *proud smile*
Becky: Ok! Let's go back out and get questions from the audience.
::everybody goes back on stage::
Becky: You miss.
Inuyasha Fan Girl#262: Yeah, Inuyasha how come you have a human form?
Inuyasha: *shrugs* I don't know.
Kagome: What kind of question is that?
Mercury: Well since Kagome is here too I guess we should get questions for her too. You sir.
Kagome Fan Guy#1: Kagome! I love you! (Author Mercury: Ha ha get it? 1. Kagome only has 1 fan. You don't get it? Ok fine just forget it.)
Kagome: Um well that's nice but-
Inuyasha: She's mine!
Mercury: Very protective isn't he?
Inuyasha: What did you say?!
Mercury: ::breathes in air than screams:: I said you are very protective!
Inuyasha: ::was blown away:: Ok ok. You didn't have to scream.
Becky: I have a question.
Nny: He doesn't deserve your question ::is trying to start a fight::
Inuyasha: You don't deserve her, I do.
Kagome: ::goes into one of her complaining rants:: Hey! What about me!? We are lovers that's why you have a human form in the first place! If you didn't than we wouldn't be able to.... Oh I said to much.
Everybody but Inuyasha and Kagome: O.O
Inuyasha: Can't you keep anything a secret?!
Kagome: Well you got me mad!
Nny: ::is imitating Kagome:: Well you got me mad!
Becky: They are both starting to get me mad.
Mercury: *mumbles in a little girl's voice* Well I have Tetsuaiga but Inuyasha is to dumb to notice. Tee-hehe.
Inuyasha: What?
Youko Kurama: That was cute! ^_^.
Mercury: ^_^; Um it wasn't suppose to be cute it was an insult.
Youko Kurama: But it was soooo cute ::hugs Mercury::
Mercury: He's acting really giddy today.
Kagome: I have a question.
Nny: Good. Don't ask it.
Kagome: I'm going to ask it anyways!
Becky: Just ask it!
Kagome: Fine I will! Can I see something Youko Kurama?
Youko Kurama: Huh?
Kagome: ::walks over to Youko Kurama than starts to play with his ears:: I love doing this.
Youko Kurama: Hey! Stop that-- ::goes on his back while kicking his leg up in the air::
Inuyasha and Mercury: ::eyes start to twitch::
Youko Kurama: ::looks at Mercury:: I'm sorry...Mercury ::starts to pant:: But she won't stop.
Kagome: Awww he is so cute!
Inuyasha: If he keeps on enjoying that, than I'm going to kick his ass.
Mercury: I'll kick Kagome's ass for you! ::takes out Tetsuaiga and it becomes gigantic because I'm a human and it's my story ^_^;::
Inuyasha: O.o How did she do that?!
Mercury: Kagome your dead! ::lunges for Kagome::
Kagome: Ahhh!!
Inuyasha: Oh no you don't! ::brings out his claws and lunges for Mercury::
Nny: ::blocks Inuyasha's attack:: This is pay back for being annoying!
Becky: ::raises an eyebrow towards Nny::
Nny: And for putting a sword in Becky's face.
Mercury: You come back here! I just want to talk to you! ::is chasing Kagome with Tetsuaiga::
Youko Kurama: *sigh* I love it when she is crazy.
Kagome: Inuyasha! Help me!
Inuyasha: ::throws Nny across the room than runs after Mercury:: Time to sharpen my claws!
Mercury: ::Stops:: Sit!
Inuyasha: Gah! ::falls face down::
Becky: That looks fun. Can I try?
Mercury: Sure.
Inuyasha: ::gets back up:: I'll get you for that.
Becky: Sit! Sit! Sit! Sit! Sit!
Inuyasha: Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! ::falls on his face 5 times::
Becky: That's for throwing my Nny across the room.
Nny: ::notices that he has a small cut on the face:: You made me bleed my own blood.
Youko Kurama: Don't bother beating him up, the poor dog is knocked out. It's looks like he has some head trauma too.
*Clover, Sam, and Alex from Totally Spies comes out (Author Mercury: I don't even know if there names are right, I only saw this show once and it almost made me go insane ^_^)*
Clover, Sam, and Alex: Like totally trauma rama!
Mercury, Becky, Nny, and Youko Kurama: Go to hell!!! ::All throw grenades::
Mercury: That brings us to today's other sponsor Weapons 4 U. There new grenade is Spring Waterfall. When your body blows up you get a refreshing sensation!
Everybody but Mercury: o.O;;;
Mercury: It's on the cue cards.
Clover, Sam, and Alex: Like...totally ::are actually androids (Author Mercury: I had to add that in ^_^;)::
Becky: I knew it!
Kagome: ::is zoned out:: I don't get it.
Mercury: Damnit! It's worst than I thought. Ok Becky. You and me are gonna take care of them with this ::gives Becky Weapons 4 U new bazooka::
Becky: Oh pretty ::shoots at Sam:: Oops finger slipped.
Android Sam: X.X ::died::
Mercury: I want blondie ::shoots at Clover::
Android Clover: X.X ::died too::
Nny and Youko Kurama: We'll take care of that other one ::both cut her up with Nny's Titanium Knife's::
Android Alex: X.x ::you know she dies too::
Mercury: *sigh* I'm happy.
Youko Kurama: ::hugs Mercury and rubs his face against hers:: Was it as good for you as it was for me?
Mercury: -.- Stop that.
Youko Kurama: ::puts his head down and pouts:: I'm sorry.
Mercury: Aww that's cute ^_^
Youko Kurama: Really? ::is excited and starts to wag his tail::
Becky: -.- Can we end the show now?
Mercury: I'm want to end it this time. I'm Mercury!
Youko Kurama: I'm Youko Kurama ::rubs his face against Mercury's face and purrs::
Mercury: O.o;; Your a fox remember.
Youko Kurama: Oh yeah ^_^;
Nny: I'm Nny. You people are sick and ::throws the new grenade that Weapons 4 U made at the audience:: I had to do that.
Audience: X.X ::dies too::
Becky: I'm Becky! How do we still have an audience when we kill them in every chapter?
Next chapter is Bruce Wayne and Batman! And they are both the same people! Ok the only reason I added the characters from Totally Spies was because Me and Becky were talking about it and how we hated that show, so this is the result ^_^;;
M.B.K.A.N.C.A.G.T.R Chapter 18
Disclaimer: If u sue me u will get a pen, a pencil, looseleaf, crayons, markers, an eraser, a stapler, a notebook, paperclips, my spanish textbook because it is evil, my math teacher because he has temper tantrums, my school, some poison candy, blue cheese, and my gym period because gym sucks!
*Backstage*
Mercury: ::is happily hugging Kurama while humming the song Walk by Bad Religion (Author Mercury: Subliminal Message!)::
Kurama: ::is hugging Mercury while humming and watering his rose plant:: *sigh* No restrictions.
Mercury: ^_^ Yeah.
Nny: ::peeks out of a door (Author Mercury: Hint! Hint!) You people are sick.
Becky: Are you two love birds going to stop being so... touchy feely.
Mercury: Shhh. Today is Thursday and that means the candy bar rules Canada on Thursdays.
Everybody but Mercury: O.o Huh?!
Mercury: Did I just say that out loud?
Kurama: You scare me sometimes.
Mercury: You know you love it.
Nny: It's finally done!! Mwhahahahaha! Now I need to find a victim! ::goes running out of the building laughing like a manic::
Becky: What's up with him?
Mercury: Where did that door come from?
Kurama: I'm going in.
Nny: ::comes running back in the room:: Don't go in there or I'll kill you! ::runs back out::
Everybody but Nny: O.O?
*On stage*
Becky: Hi and welcome to M.B.K.A.N.C.A.G.T.R! I'm the introducer, Becky!
Mercury: I'm Mercury. And there's no restrictions! ::glomps Kurama::
Kurama: *pants* I'm *pant* Kurama! I...can't...breathe!
Mercury: Oh sorry ::gets off of Kurama::
Becky: Ok today's guest is that lovable, white haired, half-demon, Inuyasha!
Mercury: I'm pressing the green button!
Audience: ::some are still in awe while others yawn::
Mercury: We'll get them later for that ::presses button::
::Big Mighty flashy light thingy::
::Out comes Inuyasha::
Inuyasha: ::takes out Tetsuaiga and points it in Becky's face:: Who are you?!
Becky: Ek! Calm down! Were just humans!
Inuyasha: Not you! Him! ::points to Kurama who is now- (Author Mercury: Dramatic pause ^_^) ::
Youko Kurama: What did I do?
Mercury: O.o Huh? ::backs away a little scared and surprised::
Youko Kurama: Well you did say lovable white haired demon, didn't you?
Becky: We meant Inuyasha. If we meant you we would have said horny white haired demon!
Youko Kurama: ::pouts:: That was mean.
Kagome: Horny? What's that suppose to mean?
Everybody but Inuyasha and Kagome: Where did she come from?!
Kagome: What? I was hiding behind Inuyasha.
Mercury: Why?
Kagome: Cause he said that he felt a strong presence and wanted to protect me.
Youko Kurama: I'm flattered that you realized I was strong but you were only pointing out the obvious.
Inuyasha: Shut up! And tell me who you are!
Mercury: Hey! Don't talk to my Youkie Kuramie-chan that way!
Inuyasha: ::points Tetsuaiga at Mercury:: And why did you transport us here?!
Mercury: Um- ::is interrupted by Nny::
Nny: I got a victim! Now you all must see my new torture room!
Becky: ::has kawaii eyes:: A torture room?
Mercury: That brings us to today's sponsor Will's build them and Blow them up! He will build or blow up anything that you want! He even makes weapons ::takes Tetsuaiga away from a disturbed Inuyasha::
Youko Kurama: That's my girl.
Mercury: Shiny ^_^
Nny: ::takes the camera man into a padded room:: See the padding is sound proof so there is no noise.
Youko Kurama: That'll be useful to us ::elbows Mercury::
Mercury: You are so lucky that I didn't kill you for what your have done to me.
Nny: And that's where the victim is suppose to- Hey! He escaped! Damnit!
Becky: Aw it's ok ::huggles Nny::
Kagome: Um aren't we suppose to be the guest's?
Nny: Shut up!
Inuyasha: Hey don't tell Kagome to shut up!
Nny: ::takes out katana:: I could use you as a replacement for my victim.
Inuyasha: I'll teach you with Tetsuaiga! ::realizes that Tetsuaiga is gone:: Where did it go!?
Mercury: ::puts on a cape and hides Tetsuaiga than smiles:: I have no idea.
Youko Kurama: ::pats Mercury on the head:: I taught her all she knows *proud smile*
Becky: Ok! Let's go back out and get questions from the audience.
::everybody goes back on stage::
Becky: You miss.
Inuyasha Fan Girl#262: Yeah, Inuyasha how come you have a human form?
Inuyasha: *shrugs* I don't know.
Kagome: What kind of question is that?
Mercury: Well since Kagome is here too I guess we should get questions for her too. You sir.
Kagome Fan Guy#1: Kagome! I love you! (Author Mercury: Ha ha get it? 1. Kagome only has 1 fan. You don't get it? Ok fine just forget it.)
Kagome: Um well that's nice but-
Inuyasha: She's mine!
Mercury: Very protective isn't he?
Inuyasha: What did you say?!
Mercury: ::breathes in air than screams:: I said you are very protective!
Inuyasha: ::was blown away:: Ok ok. You didn't have to scream.
Becky: I have a question.
Nny: He doesn't deserve your question ::is trying to start a fight::
Inuyasha: You don't deserve her, I do.
Kagome: ::goes into one of her complaining rants:: Hey! What about me!? We are lovers that's why you have a human form in the first place! If you didn't than we wouldn't be able to.... Oh I said to much.
Everybody but Inuyasha and Kagome: O.O
Inuyasha: Can't you keep anything a secret?!
Kagome: Well you got me mad!
Nny: ::is imitating Kagome:: Well you got me mad!
Becky: They are both starting to get me mad.
Mercury: *mumbles in a little girl's voice* Well I have Tetsuaiga but Inuyasha is to dumb to notice. Tee-hehe.
Inuyasha: What?
Youko Kurama: That was cute! ^_^.
Mercury: ^_^; Um it wasn't suppose to be cute it was an insult.
Youko Kurama: But it was soooo cute ::hugs Mercury::
Mercury: He's acting really giddy today.
Kagome: I have a question.
Nny: Good. Don't ask it.
Kagome: I'm going to ask it anyways!
Becky: Just ask it!
Kagome: Fine I will! Can I see something Youko Kurama?
Youko Kurama: Huh?
Kagome: ::walks over to Youko Kurama than starts to play with his ears:: I love doing this.
Youko Kurama: Hey! Stop that-- ::goes on his back while kicking his leg up in the air::
Inuyasha and Mercury: ::eyes start to twitch::
Youko Kurama: ::looks at Mercury:: I'm sorry...Mercury ::starts to pant:: But she won't stop.
Kagome: Awww he is so cute!
Inuyasha: If he keeps on enjoying that, than I'm going to kick his ass.
Mercury: I'll kick Kagome's ass for you! ::takes out Tetsuaiga and it becomes gigantic because I'm a human and it's my story ^_^;::
Inuyasha: O.o How did she do that?!
Mercury: Kagome your dead! ::lunges for Kagome::
Kagome: Ahhh!!
Inuyasha: Oh no you don't! ::brings out his claws and lunges for Mercury::
Nny: ::blocks Inuyasha's attack:: This is pay back for being annoying!
Becky: ::raises an eyebrow towards Nny::
Nny: And for putting a sword in Becky's face.
Mercury: You come back here! I just want to talk to you! ::is chasing Kagome with Tetsuaiga::
Youko Kurama: *sigh* I love it when she is crazy.
Kagome: Inuyasha! Help me!
Inuyasha: ::throws Nny across the room than runs after Mercury:: Time to sharpen my claws!
Mercury: ::Stops:: Sit!
Inuyasha: Gah! ::falls face down::
Becky: That looks fun. Can I try?
Mercury: Sure.
Inuyasha: ::gets back up:: I'll get you for that.
Becky: Sit! Sit! Sit! Sit! Sit!
Inuyasha: Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! ::falls on his face 5 times::
Becky: That's for throwing my Nny across the room.
Nny: ::notices that he has a small cut on the face:: You made me bleed my own blood.
Youko Kurama: Don't bother beating him up, the poor dog is knocked out. It's looks like he has some head trauma too.
*Clover, Sam, and Alex from Totally Spies comes out (Author Mercury: I don't even know if there names are right, I only saw this show once and it almost made me go insane ^_^)*
Clover, Sam, and Alex: Like totally trauma rama!
Mercury, Becky, Nny, and Youko Kurama: Go to hell!!! ::All throw grenades::
Mercury: That brings us to today's other sponsor Weapons 4 U. There new grenade is Spring Waterfall. When your body blows up you get a refreshing sensation!
Everybody but Mercury: o.O;;;
Mercury: It's on the cue cards.
Clover, Sam, and Alex: Like...totally ::are actually androids (Author Mercury: I had to add that in ^_^;)::
Becky: I knew it!
Kagome: ::is zoned out:: I don't get it.
Mercury: Damnit! It's worst than I thought. Ok Becky. You and me are gonna take care of them with this ::gives Becky Weapons 4 U new bazooka::
Becky: Oh pretty ::shoots at Sam:: Oops finger slipped.
Android Sam: X.X ::died::
Mercury: I want blondie ::shoots at Clover::
Android Clover: X.X ::died too::
Nny and Youko Kurama: We'll take care of that other one ::both cut her up with Nny's Titanium Knife's::
Android Alex: X.x ::you know she dies too::
Mercury: *sigh* I'm happy.
Youko Kurama: ::hugs Mercury and rubs his face against hers:: Was it as good for you as it was for me?
Mercury: -.- Stop that.
Youko Kurama: ::puts his head down and pouts:: I'm sorry.
Mercury: Aww that's cute ^_^
Youko Kurama: Really? ::is excited and starts to wag his tail::
Becky: -.- Can we end the show now?
Mercury: I'm want to end it this time. I'm Mercury!
Youko Kurama: I'm Youko Kurama ::rubs his face against Mercury's face and purrs::
Mercury: O.o;; Your a fox remember.
Youko Kurama: Oh yeah ^_^;
Nny: I'm Nny. You people are sick and ::throws the new grenade that Weapons 4 U made at the audience:: I had to do that.
Audience: X.X ::dies too::
Becky: I'm Becky! How do we still have an audience when we kill them in every chapter?
Next chapter is Bruce Wayne and Batman! And they are both the same people! Ok the only reason I added the characters from Totally Spies was because Me and Becky were talking about it and how we hated that show, so this is the result ^_^;;