Ok this week is going to be busy since I planed out when I'm going to
finish this chapter and then the Thanksgiving special. I don't even know
why the hell I care so much, no body's reviewing anymore. I guess I
consider this story as my baby. Yeah that's right it is! And?! Um ok today
is Bruce Wayne, if anybody cares! :P
M.B.K.A.N.C.A.G.T.R Chapter 19
Disclaimer: If you sue me you will get a pencil, a pen, looseleaf, markers, an eraser, a stapler, a notebook, crayons, paperclips, my spanish textbook because it is evil, my math teacher because he has temper tantrums, my school, some poison candy, blue cheese, my gym period, and a Dvd player from Kurama's hair! It's mine!
*Back stage*
Nny: I want a turkey.
Becky: For the last time, no turkey! Not yet anyways.
Nny: But I want it now.
Mercury: Wait for Thanksgiving.
Nny: Why? I don't have any thanks and I'm not giving so why can't I have my turkey now?
Kurama: You should give thanks.
Nny: *stares blankly at Kurama*
Kurama: Give thanks to your um.. new torture room! Yeah that's right.
Nny: *stares some more than smiles* I bet there is a turkey in your hair ::lunges for Kurama's hair::
Kurama: Ahh! Get him off! ::is running around in a circle::
Becky and Mercury: -.-;
*On stage*
Mercury: Hi and welcome to M.B.K.A.N.C.A.G.T.R! I'm Mercury!
Becky: And I am Becky! Where's Kurama and Nny?
Mercury: Right there ::points at a screaming Kurama with Nny holding on to his hair::
Kurama: Get off Nny!
Nny: Never! Mwhahaha!
Kurama: I didn't want to do this but I guess I have too ::turns into Youko Kurama and blows Nny off with a burst of ki::
Nny: ::landed on his head:: Ow.
Mercury: Hm. It's strange how I'm not scared of Youko Kurama anymore. Never thought that would happen.
Youko Kurama: ::hugs Mercury:: So does that mean you will say yes?
Mercury: No! ::hits him with a rolled up newspaper:: Now introduce yourself!
Youko Kurama: Yes ma'am. I'm Youko Kurama. *rubs his head* Ow. That hurt.
Nny: I'm Nny. Why are tying me to the chair?
Becky: You had too many freezy's.
Mercury: Ok! Now let's introduce my favorite super hero, Batman! ::puts on a cape and a Batman shirt:: I'm pressing the green button.
Audience: ::all yawn::
Nny: ::looks at them with a psychotic smile::
Audience: Oh...Ahhh ::says that in awe::
Mercury: Thank you Nny ::presses the green button::
::Big flashy lighty thing::
::Out comes Bruce Wayne:: Bruce Wayne: Who are you?
Becky: I'm Becky.
Nny: I'm tied to the chair.
Youko Kurama: His name is Nny and I'm Youko Kurama.
Mercury: I'm the dark knight Batman!
Becky: She means Mercury.
Bruce Wayne: That's a nice costume. You look just like Batman ::is actually lying but trying to be nice (Author Mercury: He really does that too, he has manners ^_^)::
Mercury: Well I'm flattered but we all know you are the real Batman.
Bruce Wayne: I think you are mistaken. I assure you I'm not Batman, I'm just your regular business man.
Youko Kurama: I could beat Bat boy any time.
Bruce Wayne: ::is getting a little annoyed:: I think Batman can beat you. What are you anyways?
Youko Kurama: A youko.
Bruce Wayne: Excuse me?
Youko Kurama: It means fox *Mumbles* Bat boy.
Bruce Wayne: Oh ok.
Mercury: I don't know why you hide your identity. Everybody already knows who you are.
Bruce Wayne: I am Bruce Wayne not Batman.
Mercury: Sure you are ::pats Bruce on the head:: Here have a cookie.
Bruce Wayne: ::is confuzzled I mean confused:: Um..Thanks.
Nny: Why are you being nice to him? Weren't you the one that said he was a man-whore?
Mercury: I said no such thing!
Becky: Yeah you did. It's on tape ::plays tape::
*Beginning of tape* Bruce is a man-whore. All he does is flirt with a woman and than forgets her name the next day! *End of tape*
Bruce Wayne: ::has an annoyed face on with one eyebrow standing up::
Mercury: Hehe *nervous laugh* Did I say that?
Audience: Yup!
Mercury: Shut up! ::shoots audience with a rocket launcher::
Youko Kurama: Hey! You didn't leave any for us.
Nny: Yeah I wanted to kill them too.
Becky: You greedy person!
Bruce Wayne: ::is shocked:: I don't think you should be allowed to do that.
Everybody: ::stares at Bruce::
Mercury: Yeah well I don't think you should keep your identity hidden.
Bruce Wayne: I told you, I don't have another identity. I'm Bruce Wayne!
Youko Kurama: ::whispers to Mercury:: I think I have a way of getting him to admit that he is Bat boy.
Mercury: It's Batman.
Youko Kurama: Yeah whatever. Ok group huddle!
::Everybody except Batman, I mean Bruce Wayne huddles in a group and plans something out::
Everybody except Bruce: Ok!
Bruce Wayne: What are you people doing?
Becky: Um yeah Bruce can you help me untie Nny.
Bruce Wayne: Ok :helps untie Nny::
Mercury and Youko Kurama: ::both run into another room::
::All the sudden the Bat Signal comes on::
Nny: Oh well look at that. I guess someone needs Batman.
Alfred: Master Bruce. You have a call in Nny's Torture room.
Bruce Wayne: Thanks Alfred ::runs into Nny's torture room::
Becky: Yes!
::You see Batman fly off to Commissioner Gordon::
::Youko Kurama and Mercury come running out of the torture room::
Youko Kurama: We got it!
Mercury: We got proof of Bruce being Batman. But we wouldn't of got it if Youko Kurama kept on touching me!
Youko Kurama: Sorry.
Mercury: ::hits Youko Kurama with a rolled up newspaper:: Bad youko! Bad!
*On the scene with Batman and Commissioner Gordon*
Batman: What's the problem Commissioner?
Commissioner Gordon: *sigh* I guess you fell for it.
Batman: Fell for what?
Commissioner Gordon: You know that show you were on? Well they tricked you so you could turn into Batman and they could get it on tape.
Batman: No!
Commissioner Gordon: Yeah. I suggest you get that tape before they sell it on the black market. Huh? Batman? I hate it when he does that.
*Back at the studio*
::Becky, Nny, Youko Kurama, and Mercury are having a party::
Becky: Weee!! We got proof! ::is running around with the tape in her hand::
Youko Kurama: That big baka didn't know what hit him!
Mercury: Hey! Batman is still cool! ::hits Youko Kurama with a rolled up newspaper again::
Youko Kurama: Ow! *evil smile* You know I love it when you hit me baby.
Mercury: Gah! O.o;;
Nny: I think we should make copies before he finds out.
Becky: He won't fine out for a while. Let's just enjoy the party.
???: Mind if I join the party?
::Batman comes crashing through the window with his unforgettable Batman music (Author Mercury: If you watched it you would know, but sorry I didn't know how to explain it)::
Mercury: We have a window!?
Batman: Give me the tape Ms. Mercury.
Mercury: ^_^ He called me Ms. Huh? Hey!
Batman: Thanks for the tape. ::flies out the window::
Mercury: Mother fucking son of a bitch!! (Author Mercury: Sorry but I don't do censoring ^_^;;)
Youko Kurama: ::hugs Mercury:: I love it when you are angry.
Mercury: Love this!! ::hits Youko Kurama with a huge rolled up newspaper::
Youko Kurama: Stop it already!
Nny: -.- I told you we should have made copies.
Becky: Oh well, we can't do anything now but end the show.
Nny: But there's no audience.
Becky: There are the readers.
Nny: Oh yeah. Well that's it for M.B.K.A.N.C.A.G.T.R. I'm Nny.
Becky: I'm Becky. ::hugs Nny:: I didn't get to hug you for this whole chapter.
Nny: ^_^
Youko Kurama: ::is rubbing his head:: Ow. I'm Youko Kurama. Ow.
Mercury: I'm Mercury or am I really Batman?
Everybody except Mercury: No.
Next chapter is a Thanksgiving special! Wow this actually only took me an hour to do. On this chapter I decided to keep my Brucie boy in character. Wait..Nny smiled? Oh no that's not good! The world is going to end! Oh wait lookie there it's a review! Sweet Jebus! Well thank you for the review Darkmoon and Catz_Bane ^_^.
M.B.K.A.N.C.A.G.T.R Chapter 19
Disclaimer: If you sue me you will get a pencil, a pen, looseleaf, markers, an eraser, a stapler, a notebook, crayons, paperclips, my spanish textbook because it is evil, my math teacher because he has temper tantrums, my school, some poison candy, blue cheese, my gym period, and a Dvd player from Kurama's hair! It's mine!
*Back stage*
Nny: I want a turkey.
Becky: For the last time, no turkey! Not yet anyways.
Nny: But I want it now.
Mercury: Wait for Thanksgiving.
Nny: Why? I don't have any thanks and I'm not giving so why can't I have my turkey now?
Kurama: You should give thanks.
Nny: *stares blankly at Kurama*
Kurama: Give thanks to your um.. new torture room! Yeah that's right.
Nny: *stares some more than smiles* I bet there is a turkey in your hair ::lunges for Kurama's hair::
Kurama: Ahh! Get him off! ::is running around in a circle::
Becky and Mercury: -.-;
*On stage*
Mercury: Hi and welcome to M.B.K.A.N.C.A.G.T.R! I'm Mercury!
Becky: And I am Becky! Where's Kurama and Nny?
Mercury: Right there ::points at a screaming Kurama with Nny holding on to his hair::
Kurama: Get off Nny!
Nny: Never! Mwhahaha!
Kurama: I didn't want to do this but I guess I have too ::turns into Youko Kurama and blows Nny off with a burst of ki::
Nny: ::landed on his head:: Ow.
Mercury: Hm. It's strange how I'm not scared of Youko Kurama anymore. Never thought that would happen.
Youko Kurama: ::hugs Mercury:: So does that mean you will say yes?
Mercury: No! ::hits him with a rolled up newspaper:: Now introduce yourself!
Youko Kurama: Yes ma'am. I'm Youko Kurama. *rubs his head* Ow. That hurt.
Nny: I'm Nny. Why are tying me to the chair?
Becky: You had too many freezy's.
Mercury: Ok! Now let's introduce my favorite super hero, Batman! ::puts on a cape and a Batman shirt:: I'm pressing the green button.
Audience: ::all yawn::
Nny: ::looks at them with a psychotic smile::
Audience: Oh...Ahhh ::says that in awe::
Mercury: Thank you Nny ::presses the green button::
::Big flashy lighty thing::
::Out comes Bruce Wayne:: Bruce Wayne: Who are you?
Becky: I'm Becky.
Nny: I'm tied to the chair.
Youko Kurama: His name is Nny and I'm Youko Kurama.
Mercury: I'm the dark knight Batman!
Becky: She means Mercury.
Bruce Wayne: That's a nice costume. You look just like Batman ::is actually lying but trying to be nice (Author Mercury: He really does that too, he has manners ^_^)::
Mercury: Well I'm flattered but we all know you are the real Batman.
Bruce Wayne: I think you are mistaken. I assure you I'm not Batman, I'm just your regular business man.
Youko Kurama: I could beat Bat boy any time.
Bruce Wayne: ::is getting a little annoyed:: I think Batman can beat you. What are you anyways?
Youko Kurama: A youko.
Bruce Wayne: Excuse me?
Youko Kurama: It means fox *Mumbles* Bat boy.
Bruce Wayne: Oh ok.
Mercury: I don't know why you hide your identity. Everybody already knows who you are.
Bruce Wayne: I am Bruce Wayne not Batman.
Mercury: Sure you are ::pats Bruce on the head:: Here have a cookie.
Bruce Wayne: ::is confuzzled I mean confused:: Um..Thanks.
Nny: Why are you being nice to him? Weren't you the one that said he was a man-whore?
Mercury: I said no such thing!
Becky: Yeah you did. It's on tape ::plays tape::
*Beginning of tape* Bruce is a man-whore. All he does is flirt with a woman and than forgets her name the next day! *End of tape*
Bruce Wayne: ::has an annoyed face on with one eyebrow standing up::
Mercury: Hehe *nervous laugh* Did I say that?
Audience: Yup!
Mercury: Shut up! ::shoots audience with a rocket launcher::
Youko Kurama: Hey! You didn't leave any for us.
Nny: Yeah I wanted to kill them too.
Becky: You greedy person!
Bruce Wayne: ::is shocked:: I don't think you should be allowed to do that.
Everybody: ::stares at Bruce::
Mercury: Yeah well I don't think you should keep your identity hidden.
Bruce Wayne: I told you, I don't have another identity. I'm Bruce Wayne!
Youko Kurama: ::whispers to Mercury:: I think I have a way of getting him to admit that he is Bat boy.
Mercury: It's Batman.
Youko Kurama: Yeah whatever. Ok group huddle!
::Everybody except Batman, I mean Bruce Wayne huddles in a group and plans something out::
Everybody except Bruce: Ok!
Bruce Wayne: What are you people doing?
Becky: Um yeah Bruce can you help me untie Nny.
Bruce Wayne: Ok :helps untie Nny::
Mercury and Youko Kurama: ::both run into another room::
::All the sudden the Bat Signal comes on::
Nny: Oh well look at that. I guess someone needs Batman.
Alfred: Master Bruce. You have a call in Nny's Torture room.
Bruce Wayne: Thanks Alfred ::runs into Nny's torture room::
Becky: Yes!
::You see Batman fly off to Commissioner Gordon::
::Youko Kurama and Mercury come running out of the torture room::
Youko Kurama: We got it!
Mercury: We got proof of Bruce being Batman. But we wouldn't of got it if Youko Kurama kept on touching me!
Youko Kurama: Sorry.
Mercury: ::hits Youko Kurama with a rolled up newspaper:: Bad youko! Bad!
*On the scene with Batman and Commissioner Gordon*
Batman: What's the problem Commissioner?
Commissioner Gordon: *sigh* I guess you fell for it.
Batman: Fell for what?
Commissioner Gordon: You know that show you were on? Well they tricked you so you could turn into Batman and they could get it on tape.
Batman: No!
Commissioner Gordon: Yeah. I suggest you get that tape before they sell it on the black market. Huh? Batman? I hate it when he does that.
*Back at the studio*
::Becky, Nny, Youko Kurama, and Mercury are having a party::
Becky: Weee!! We got proof! ::is running around with the tape in her hand::
Youko Kurama: That big baka didn't know what hit him!
Mercury: Hey! Batman is still cool! ::hits Youko Kurama with a rolled up newspaper again::
Youko Kurama: Ow! *evil smile* You know I love it when you hit me baby.
Mercury: Gah! O.o;;
Nny: I think we should make copies before he finds out.
Becky: He won't fine out for a while. Let's just enjoy the party.
???: Mind if I join the party?
::Batman comes crashing through the window with his unforgettable Batman music (Author Mercury: If you watched it you would know, but sorry I didn't know how to explain it)::
Mercury: We have a window!?
Batman: Give me the tape Ms. Mercury.
Mercury: ^_^ He called me Ms. Huh? Hey!
Batman: Thanks for the tape. ::flies out the window::
Mercury: Mother fucking son of a bitch!! (Author Mercury: Sorry but I don't do censoring ^_^;;)
Youko Kurama: ::hugs Mercury:: I love it when you are angry.
Mercury: Love this!! ::hits Youko Kurama with a huge rolled up newspaper::
Youko Kurama: Stop it already!
Nny: -.- I told you we should have made copies.
Becky: Oh well, we can't do anything now but end the show.
Nny: But there's no audience.
Becky: There are the readers.
Nny: Oh yeah. Well that's it for M.B.K.A.N.C.A.G.T.R. I'm Nny.
Becky: I'm Becky. ::hugs Nny:: I didn't get to hug you for this whole chapter.
Nny: ^_^
Youko Kurama: ::is rubbing his head:: Ow. I'm Youko Kurama. Ow.
Mercury: I'm Mercury or am I really Batman?
Everybody except Mercury: No.
Next chapter is a Thanksgiving special! Wow this actually only took me an hour to do. On this chapter I decided to keep my Brucie boy in character. Wait..Nny smiled? Oh no that's not good! The world is going to end! Oh wait lookie there it's a review! Sweet Jebus! Well thank you for the review Darkmoon and Catz_Bane ^_^.