Turkey time! Yay! Ok now as you all know already I'm going to make a
special for every holiday, so of course I need to make a Thanksgiving
special. So bring out the turkeys and the titanium knifes! Oh what perfect
timing! It's chapter 20! Everything is coming out Mercury! (From the
Simpson's)
M.B.K.A.N.C.A.G.T.R Chapter 20!
Disclaimer: If you sue me you will get a pencil, a pen, looseleaf, a notebook, crayons, markers, a stapler, an eraser, paperclips, my spanish textbook because it is evil, my math teacher because he has temper tantrums, my school, some poison candy, blue cheese, my gym period, a Dvd player from Kurama's hair, and a turkey with stuffing!
*In Mercury's Dream (You'll get it, just read)*
The setting is in Spike's and Julia's mansion, ok well maybe it's not a mansion. Let's say it's more like a 3 story house with 4 bedrooms, 2 bathrooms, ok I'm getting into to much detail. It's a big, nice house.
"Wow what a nice house. I'm glad they are my neighbors" Mercury said this as she picked up there mail. "Hmm I wonder when they are going to come back this time? Hope they get the right bounty".
Mercury than started to look through the mail when her eye's landed on a magazine that said "Julia Dead" in bold letters.
"Shit! She's dead?! That can't be! How can she be dead?!" Mercury yelled. "Hm I wonder what's on the next page?"
Mercury was about to turn the page when she heard someone coming through the door. It was Spike.
"Spike!" Mercury said in surprise.
"Yeah who else would it be. So anything good in the mail?" Spike said this as he was looking at his bills that he didn't pay because he is to lazy to pay them.
"Spike I have something to tell you" Mercury said this while Spike's only reaction was a "Huh?"
"Well Spike you know your wife Julia, well she's" Mercury did a dramatic pause. "Dead".
Spike stood there in shock for a minute when he finally fell to his knees just so he could put his head on Mercury's shoulder. "This can't be! How can she die! She only went to Florida to see her grandmother!" Spike said this with tears running down his face.
Mercury was about to say something when she heard a beeping sound. "It sounds like a..bomb" Mercury thought as she looked down at the sobbing Spike. "Wow he sure cries alot doesn't he".
Mercury sighed and prepared for the worst. "I love you Spike" said Mercury. After she said that she hugged him tighter but all the sudden the beeping stopped.
"What the hell?!" Mercury thought loudly to herself. She looked down to see Spike still crying. "Spike did you hear what I just said?"
Spike looked up with a tear stricken face and said "Huh?"
"Never mind" Mercury said disgusted. "Ok" Spike said as he put his face on Mercury's chest and started to cry again.
"Hey your wetting my shirt!" Mercury yelled.
*SPLASH!*
Mercury: Gah!
Becky: I think she is up.
Mercury: *cough* Why did you *cough* pour water on me?!
Nny: *snicker* Your in trouble.
Mercury: Why? What did I do?
Kurama: ::has his arms crossed and an annoyed look in his face:: The question is why were you saying Spike's name?
Mercury: *blush* I was?
Becky: Yeah. You said ::is imitating Mercury:: "Oh Spike I love you!"
Nny and Becky: ::start to laugh hysterically::
Mercury: *blush blush* I said it out loud? I thought it was only in my dream.
Kurama: You were DREAMING about Spike?!
Mercury: Yeah but..but I um I'm sure you would have came in my dream and kicked Spike's ass, but you see um...Becky splashed water on me!
Becky: Oh yeah good one ::starts to laugh again::
Nny: It's ok Kurama she was just dreaming about Spike instead of you *snicker* Maybe you don't please her enough *snicker and than an evil grin*
Kurama: ::has fire in his eyes:: I'll kill Spike for this.
Mercury: ::looks at Becky and Nny who are still laughing hysterically:: I'll get you all when I take over the world.
*On stage. Turkey!*
Becky: Hi and welcome to M.B.K.A.N.C.A.G.T.R Thanksgiving special! I'm Becky!
Audience: Turkey!
Mercury: I'm Mercury!
Audience: Turkey!
Nny: I'm Nny!
Audience: Turkey!
Kurama: ::still looks mad:: I'm Kurama.
Audience: Tur- Huh?!
Mercury: Kurama? Are you still mad at me?
Kurama: ....
Mercury: *sigh* Ok where's our guests?
???: We got food!
::You see Jess, Liz with Gir, and Mandie carrying all types of food with Will and Omesh behind them::
Jess: I've got the turkey!
Liz: Me and Gir have the tuna casserole!
Gir: Tuna!
Mandie: I have cupcakes!
Omesh: I have nothing!
Will: Me too.
Mercury: I expected that.
Becky: Ok now we have to transport our other guests here against there will! And we will be doing that by pressing the mighty green button!
Audience: Ummm....Ahhh ::says that in awe::
Becky: ::presses the green button::
::Out comes Ryoko, Inuyasha, Kagome, and Bruce Wayne::
Ryoko: Gah! Not here again!
Inuyasha: You still have Tetsuaiga don't you?
Mercury: Maybe. Maybe not.
Kagome: ::thinks to herself:: Why are we here?
Nny: Stop thinking! We can hear you!
Kagome: O.O;;
Mercury: Bruce! How are you?
Bruce Wayne: Hello Ms. Mercury. I'm glad to be here. (Author Mercury: Lies!) Where's that Youko guy?
Kurama: You mean me? I'm Kurama.
Bruce Wayne: What happened to your ears and tail?
Kurama: This is my human form.
Bruce Wayne: Oh ok ::is actually very confused::
Liz: Batman!
Gir: I like tuna!
Bruce Wayne: I'm not Batman.
Jess: Hey it's Batman.
Bruce Wayne: You are all mistaken. I'm not Batman.
Mandie: What happened to all the other guests?
Mercury: That's all we have.
Becky: No I have a surprise for you Mercury and Kurama will like it too ::evil grin::
Audience: Oooo ::says that in awe too::
::Becky presses the green button and out comes-::
Spike: Why am I here again?
Kurama: Spike!
Mercury: Ahh!!
Becky: Spike don't you remember the letter I gave to you?
Spike: Yeah. You said that Mercury was dreaming about me.
Jess: Mercury! That's wrong!
Spike: ::walks up to Mercury:: So you were dreaming about me?
Mercury: O.O;;
Nny: Where's his fish?
Spike: Oh that. I'm sane now.
Mandie: I liked that fish.
Spike: ::turns back to Mercury and smiles:: You know I had dreams with you in it. Do you want to know what we did?
Kurama: ::eye is twitching::
Mercury: *blush sweatdrop blush* Why are you acting like Youko Kurama?
Spike: Maybe because we have the same interests ::takes Mercury's hand::
Becky: This is not how I expected it to go.
Liz: Why does she get Spike, I want Spike.
Will: ::is spiking the punch::
Omesh: Would you stop doing that!
Will: No!
Inuyasha: ::is trying to eat the turkey:: Hm meat.
Kagome: No stop eating the turkey Inuyasha!
Kurama: ROSE WHIP! Spike I'm going to kill you now!
Spike: He always has to interrupt us.
Mercury: When was there an "Us"?
Ryoko: You people are weird.
::Kurama and Spike start to fight. This time Spike is fighting with his gun not a fish ^_^::
Omesh: Max Payne! ::puts on Max Payne's cloths and joins the fight but does his moves in slow motion::
Nny: Hey you don't mind that I invited someone.
Becky: Who?
Nny: Happy Noodle Boy!
Happy Noodle Boy: Meow! Gimme some cheese! Scoo-Bee Flooo-Beee BoooBeee!
Everybody including Spike and Kurama: Hi Happy Noodle Boy!
Happy Noodle Boy: MY moose! Where is my moose!?
Kurama and Spike: ::are knocked out on the floor::
Mercury: Wow this isn't going to well.
Becky: Um I also invited other people too.
Mercury: What now?!
::Mike and Ivan come in::
Mercury: ::starts to convulse on the floor:: To..many people! Can't...take this!
Ivan: ::pokes Mercury with a stick:: Is she ok?
Jess: She'll be fine
Ryoko: ::blows up the wall and leaves::
Mandie: Bad doggie! He ate the turkey!
Mike: Haha! Who was the one that cooked the turkey?
Becky: ::glomps Mike:: Mercury.
Mike: Ahahaha!
Mercury: ::stops convulsing:: Who ruined my turkey?!
Everybody: ::points to Inuyasha::
Inuyasha: ::points to Kagome::
Kagome: It was you Inuyasha!
Mercury: That's it! Your dead! ::has a huge ass rolled up newspaper and chases Inuyasha with it::
Inuyasha: Ahhh!!! ::runs on all fours::
::Jen walks in::
Jen: I got food!
Liz: Blue cheese?!
Gir: Tuna!
Jen: No I got.. Blue cheese!
Everybody: Of course!
Mercury: You have just felt my wrath!
Inuyasha: ::is knocked out on the floor::'
Ivan: I'm bored ::takes out his guitar "Blue Lighting" and starts to play::
Everybody including the knocked out Inuyasha, Spike, and Kurama: ::are waving candles in the air::
Mandie: You know this is not going anywhere.
Becky: Yeah we know that ::is still hugging Mike::
Nny: Why are you hugging Becky?
Mike: ::stares at Nny::
Nny: ::takes out his katana:: You heard me!
Mike: ::does some fancy kung-fu moves:: Try me.
Ivan: ::hits both them with his guitar:: I just did.
Mike and Nny: Your dead! ::all three start to fight::
Bruce Wayne: Is this how you people spend your holidays?
Jess: Yes.
Will: How come there are never any cat fights?
Omesh: I'm sure you would enjoy that.
Will: I thought you were acting like Max Payne?
Omesh: I got bored.
Jen: *screams* Can't we have a normal holiday!?
Mercury: Woo-hoo! I'm cheering for everybody but Mike!
Becky: :death glare towards Mercury:: That's it your getting it.
Mercury: What are you going to do? Bring Youko Kurama out?
Becky: Fuckity! Actually I was going to do that.
Jess: ::is kicking Mike:: Ahaha! That's what you get for hugging me!
Mike: Stop it! Gah!
Becky: You bitch! ::Becky and Jess start to fight::
Ivan: Cat fight!
Mandie, Liz, and Gir: ::are drinking the spiked punch:: This is good.
*So Kurama and Spike are still knocked out, Inuyasha is knocked out with Kagome yelling at him cause she needs to complain, Ryoko is still gone, Mandie, Liz, and Gir are probably going to get drunk, Mercury is trying to get drunk while Ivan is helping her get drunk by giving her bottles of vodka, Omesh decided to play Max Payne again with Will looking on, Bruce Wayne is in shock, Jen is selling blue cheese, and Becky and Jess are still fighting using there dead glares*
Becky and Jess: ::are death glaring each other. The score is Becky:5 and Jess:10::
Nny: ::attacks Mike with his titanium knifes::
Mike: ::still doing his kung-fu moves::
Mandie: Hey I think gargoyles are hot!
Liz: I see 2 Mandie's! Ha! Get it? 2 Mandie's ::starts to laugh like a drunk person::
Gir: I like um...hmmm...I forgot!
Mercury: ::drank at least 4 bottles of vodka:: I can't get drunk! Gah!
Ivan: Come on! Just a couple more bottles, You can do it!
Kurama: ::woke up and looks at Mercury:: Give me that! ::takes the vodka away from Mercury::
Mercury: No!
Ivan: Hey!
Kurama: What?! You want to start with me?! Huh?!
Ivan: Yeah!
Spike: ::wakes up:: Fish! ::is crazy again::
Will: Omesh! Stop trying to get his autograph!
Omesh: Please Batman! I mean Bruce Give me your autograph.
Bruce Wayne: Ok ::give autograph::
Omesh: Yes!
Inuyasha: ::is still knocked out::
Kagome: Inuyasha why are you knocked out?! Why are you a baka!? Blah Blah Blah! ::is complaining::
Mercury: ::looks around about to explode:: STOP IT!
::Everybody stops::
Mercury: I'm sick and tried...well actually I'm tried! I just had 10 bottles of vodka and it's not working! Everybody's fighting! It's driving me crazy! Let's end the fucking show!
Everybody except Mercury: Alright!
Mercury: Good. I'm Mercury and this has been M.B.K.A.N.C.A.G.T.R! ::throws a flaming bottle of vodka in the audience::
Audience: ::all go on fire and die:: X.X
Everybody except Mercury and the audience who are dead: Hey! We wanted to kill them too!
Mercury: End the show damn you!
Kurama: I'm Kurama!
Nny: I am Nny! Turkey! ::eats rest of turkey::
Liz: I'm the almighty potato with Gir!
Gir: Tuna!
Becky: I'm Becky ::glomps Mike::
Nny: *pouts*
Becky: Aww. ::glomps Nny too::
Mike: I'm kung-fu master Mike! ::Nny and Mike have a staring match::
Mandie: Um my name is Mandie!
Bruce Wayne: I'm Bruce.
Will: I'm Will. Give me that! ::takes away autograph::
Omesh: I'm Omesh! You basterd!
Ryoko: ::walks in:: I'm Ryoko. ::walks out::
Ivan: I'm... ::plays guitar:: Ivan!
Everybody: ::has candles in there hands than does the arm thingy::
Jen: I'm Jen! Can I have your guitar?
Ivan: No!
Inuyasha: ..... *silence*
Kagome: Um I'm Kagome and that's Inuyasha.
Jess: I'm Jess!
Everybody: Happy Thanksgiving!
Jebus. I know this chapter really sucks. I think I have...Writers Block! No!!!!!!! Oh Jebus save me! Well anyways thank you Catz_Bane for being my loyal fan now ^_^ If you want me to do any character you like I'll be happy too, you just have to tell me and give me some information for them if I don't know who they are. Oh and the dream thing really happened, I'm not kidding! That was my exact dream. Aren't I weird? ^_^; Happy Turkey Day everybody!
M.B.K.A.N.C.A.G.T.R Chapter 20!
Disclaimer: If you sue me you will get a pencil, a pen, looseleaf, a notebook, crayons, markers, a stapler, an eraser, paperclips, my spanish textbook because it is evil, my math teacher because he has temper tantrums, my school, some poison candy, blue cheese, my gym period, a Dvd player from Kurama's hair, and a turkey with stuffing!
*In Mercury's Dream (You'll get it, just read)*
The setting is in Spike's and Julia's mansion, ok well maybe it's not a mansion. Let's say it's more like a 3 story house with 4 bedrooms, 2 bathrooms, ok I'm getting into to much detail. It's a big, nice house.
"Wow what a nice house. I'm glad they are my neighbors" Mercury said this as she picked up there mail. "Hmm I wonder when they are going to come back this time? Hope they get the right bounty".
Mercury than started to look through the mail when her eye's landed on a magazine that said "Julia Dead" in bold letters.
"Shit! She's dead?! That can't be! How can she be dead?!" Mercury yelled. "Hm I wonder what's on the next page?"
Mercury was about to turn the page when she heard someone coming through the door. It was Spike.
"Spike!" Mercury said in surprise.
"Yeah who else would it be. So anything good in the mail?" Spike said this as he was looking at his bills that he didn't pay because he is to lazy to pay them.
"Spike I have something to tell you" Mercury said this while Spike's only reaction was a "Huh?"
"Well Spike you know your wife Julia, well she's" Mercury did a dramatic pause. "Dead".
Spike stood there in shock for a minute when he finally fell to his knees just so he could put his head on Mercury's shoulder. "This can't be! How can she die! She only went to Florida to see her grandmother!" Spike said this with tears running down his face.
Mercury was about to say something when she heard a beeping sound. "It sounds like a..bomb" Mercury thought as she looked down at the sobbing Spike. "Wow he sure cries alot doesn't he".
Mercury sighed and prepared for the worst. "I love you Spike" said Mercury. After she said that she hugged him tighter but all the sudden the beeping stopped.
"What the hell?!" Mercury thought loudly to herself. She looked down to see Spike still crying. "Spike did you hear what I just said?"
Spike looked up with a tear stricken face and said "Huh?"
"Never mind" Mercury said disgusted. "Ok" Spike said as he put his face on Mercury's chest and started to cry again.
"Hey your wetting my shirt!" Mercury yelled.
*SPLASH!*
Mercury: Gah!
Becky: I think she is up.
Mercury: *cough* Why did you *cough* pour water on me?!
Nny: *snicker* Your in trouble.
Mercury: Why? What did I do?
Kurama: ::has his arms crossed and an annoyed look in his face:: The question is why were you saying Spike's name?
Mercury: *blush* I was?
Becky: Yeah. You said ::is imitating Mercury:: "Oh Spike I love you!"
Nny and Becky: ::start to laugh hysterically::
Mercury: *blush blush* I said it out loud? I thought it was only in my dream.
Kurama: You were DREAMING about Spike?!
Mercury: Yeah but..but I um I'm sure you would have came in my dream and kicked Spike's ass, but you see um...Becky splashed water on me!
Becky: Oh yeah good one ::starts to laugh again::
Nny: It's ok Kurama she was just dreaming about Spike instead of you *snicker* Maybe you don't please her enough *snicker and than an evil grin*
Kurama: ::has fire in his eyes:: I'll kill Spike for this.
Mercury: ::looks at Becky and Nny who are still laughing hysterically:: I'll get you all when I take over the world.
*On stage. Turkey!*
Becky: Hi and welcome to M.B.K.A.N.C.A.G.T.R Thanksgiving special! I'm Becky!
Audience: Turkey!
Mercury: I'm Mercury!
Audience: Turkey!
Nny: I'm Nny!
Audience: Turkey!
Kurama: ::still looks mad:: I'm Kurama.
Audience: Tur- Huh?!
Mercury: Kurama? Are you still mad at me?
Kurama: ....
Mercury: *sigh* Ok where's our guests?
???: We got food!
::You see Jess, Liz with Gir, and Mandie carrying all types of food with Will and Omesh behind them::
Jess: I've got the turkey!
Liz: Me and Gir have the tuna casserole!
Gir: Tuna!
Mandie: I have cupcakes!
Omesh: I have nothing!
Will: Me too.
Mercury: I expected that.
Becky: Ok now we have to transport our other guests here against there will! And we will be doing that by pressing the mighty green button!
Audience: Ummm....Ahhh ::says that in awe::
Becky: ::presses the green button::
::Out comes Ryoko, Inuyasha, Kagome, and Bruce Wayne::
Ryoko: Gah! Not here again!
Inuyasha: You still have Tetsuaiga don't you?
Mercury: Maybe. Maybe not.
Kagome: ::thinks to herself:: Why are we here?
Nny: Stop thinking! We can hear you!
Kagome: O.O;;
Mercury: Bruce! How are you?
Bruce Wayne: Hello Ms. Mercury. I'm glad to be here. (Author Mercury: Lies!) Where's that Youko guy?
Kurama: You mean me? I'm Kurama.
Bruce Wayne: What happened to your ears and tail?
Kurama: This is my human form.
Bruce Wayne: Oh ok ::is actually very confused::
Liz: Batman!
Gir: I like tuna!
Bruce Wayne: I'm not Batman.
Jess: Hey it's Batman.
Bruce Wayne: You are all mistaken. I'm not Batman.
Mandie: What happened to all the other guests?
Mercury: That's all we have.
Becky: No I have a surprise for you Mercury and Kurama will like it too ::evil grin::
Audience: Oooo ::says that in awe too::
::Becky presses the green button and out comes-::
Spike: Why am I here again?
Kurama: Spike!
Mercury: Ahh!!
Becky: Spike don't you remember the letter I gave to you?
Spike: Yeah. You said that Mercury was dreaming about me.
Jess: Mercury! That's wrong!
Spike: ::walks up to Mercury:: So you were dreaming about me?
Mercury: O.O;;
Nny: Where's his fish?
Spike: Oh that. I'm sane now.
Mandie: I liked that fish.
Spike: ::turns back to Mercury and smiles:: You know I had dreams with you in it. Do you want to know what we did?
Kurama: ::eye is twitching::
Mercury: *blush sweatdrop blush* Why are you acting like Youko Kurama?
Spike: Maybe because we have the same interests ::takes Mercury's hand::
Becky: This is not how I expected it to go.
Liz: Why does she get Spike, I want Spike.
Will: ::is spiking the punch::
Omesh: Would you stop doing that!
Will: No!
Inuyasha: ::is trying to eat the turkey:: Hm meat.
Kagome: No stop eating the turkey Inuyasha!
Kurama: ROSE WHIP! Spike I'm going to kill you now!
Spike: He always has to interrupt us.
Mercury: When was there an "Us"?
Ryoko: You people are weird.
::Kurama and Spike start to fight. This time Spike is fighting with his gun not a fish ^_^::
Omesh: Max Payne! ::puts on Max Payne's cloths and joins the fight but does his moves in slow motion::
Nny: Hey you don't mind that I invited someone.
Becky: Who?
Nny: Happy Noodle Boy!
Happy Noodle Boy: Meow! Gimme some cheese! Scoo-Bee Flooo-Beee BoooBeee!
Everybody including Spike and Kurama: Hi Happy Noodle Boy!
Happy Noodle Boy: MY moose! Where is my moose!?
Kurama and Spike: ::are knocked out on the floor::
Mercury: Wow this isn't going to well.
Becky: Um I also invited other people too.
Mercury: What now?!
::Mike and Ivan come in::
Mercury: ::starts to convulse on the floor:: To..many people! Can't...take this!
Ivan: ::pokes Mercury with a stick:: Is she ok?
Jess: She'll be fine
Ryoko: ::blows up the wall and leaves::
Mandie: Bad doggie! He ate the turkey!
Mike: Haha! Who was the one that cooked the turkey?
Becky: ::glomps Mike:: Mercury.
Mike: Ahahaha!
Mercury: ::stops convulsing:: Who ruined my turkey?!
Everybody: ::points to Inuyasha::
Inuyasha: ::points to Kagome::
Kagome: It was you Inuyasha!
Mercury: That's it! Your dead! ::has a huge ass rolled up newspaper and chases Inuyasha with it::
Inuyasha: Ahhh!!! ::runs on all fours::
::Jen walks in::
Jen: I got food!
Liz: Blue cheese?!
Gir: Tuna!
Jen: No I got.. Blue cheese!
Everybody: Of course!
Mercury: You have just felt my wrath!
Inuyasha: ::is knocked out on the floor::'
Ivan: I'm bored ::takes out his guitar "Blue Lighting" and starts to play::
Everybody including the knocked out Inuyasha, Spike, and Kurama: ::are waving candles in the air::
Mandie: You know this is not going anywhere.
Becky: Yeah we know that ::is still hugging Mike::
Nny: Why are you hugging Becky?
Mike: ::stares at Nny::
Nny: ::takes out his katana:: You heard me!
Mike: ::does some fancy kung-fu moves:: Try me.
Ivan: ::hits both them with his guitar:: I just did.
Mike and Nny: Your dead! ::all three start to fight::
Bruce Wayne: Is this how you people spend your holidays?
Jess: Yes.
Will: How come there are never any cat fights?
Omesh: I'm sure you would enjoy that.
Will: I thought you were acting like Max Payne?
Omesh: I got bored.
Jen: *screams* Can't we have a normal holiday!?
Mercury: Woo-hoo! I'm cheering for everybody but Mike!
Becky: :death glare towards Mercury:: That's it your getting it.
Mercury: What are you going to do? Bring Youko Kurama out?
Becky: Fuckity! Actually I was going to do that.
Jess: ::is kicking Mike:: Ahaha! That's what you get for hugging me!
Mike: Stop it! Gah!
Becky: You bitch! ::Becky and Jess start to fight::
Ivan: Cat fight!
Mandie, Liz, and Gir: ::are drinking the spiked punch:: This is good.
*So Kurama and Spike are still knocked out, Inuyasha is knocked out with Kagome yelling at him cause she needs to complain, Ryoko is still gone, Mandie, Liz, and Gir are probably going to get drunk, Mercury is trying to get drunk while Ivan is helping her get drunk by giving her bottles of vodka, Omesh decided to play Max Payne again with Will looking on, Bruce Wayne is in shock, Jen is selling blue cheese, and Becky and Jess are still fighting using there dead glares*
Becky and Jess: ::are death glaring each other. The score is Becky:5 and Jess:10::
Nny: ::attacks Mike with his titanium knifes::
Mike: ::still doing his kung-fu moves::
Mandie: Hey I think gargoyles are hot!
Liz: I see 2 Mandie's! Ha! Get it? 2 Mandie's ::starts to laugh like a drunk person::
Gir: I like um...hmmm...I forgot!
Mercury: ::drank at least 4 bottles of vodka:: I can't get drunk! Gah!
Ivan: Come on! Just a couple more bottles, You can do it!
Kurama: ::woke up and looks at Mercury:: Give me that! ::takes the vodka away from Mercury::
Mercury: No!
Ivan: Hey!
Kurama: What?! You want to start with me?! Huh?!
Ivan: Yeah!
Spike: ::wakes up:: Fish! ::is crazy again::
Will: Omesh! Stop trying to get his autograph!
Omesh: Please Batman! I mean Bruce Give me your autograph.
Bruce Wayne: Ok ::give autograph::
Omesh: Yes!
Inuyasha: ::is still knocked out::
Kagome: Inuyasha why are you knocked out?! Why are you a baka!? Blah Blah Blah! ::is complaining::
Mercury: ::looks around about to explode:: STOP IT!
::Everybody stops::
Mercury: I'm sick and tried...well actually I'm tried! I just had 10 bottles of vodka and it's not working! Everybody's fighting! It's driving me crazy! Let's end the fucking show!
Everybody except Mercury: Alright!
Mercury: Good. I'm Mercury and this has been M.B.K.A.N.C.A.G.T.R! ::throws a flaming bottle of vodka in the audience::
Audience: ::all go on fire and die:: X.X
Everybody except Mercury and the audience who are dead: Hey! We wanted to kill them too!
Mercury: End the show damn you!
Kurama: I'm Kurama!
Nny: I am Nny! Turkey! ::eats rest of turkey::
Liz: I'm the almighty potato with Gir!
Gir: Tuna!
Becky: I'm Becky ::glomps Mike::
Nny: *pouts*
Becky: Aww. ::glomps Nny too::
Mike: I'm kung-fu master Mike! ::Nny and Mike have a staring match::
Mandie: Um my name is Mandie!
Bruce Wayne: I'm Bruce.
Will: I'm Will. Give me that! ::takes away autograph::
Omesh: I'm Omesh! You basterd!
Ryoko: ::walks in:: I'm Ryoko. ::walks out::
Ivan: I'm... ::plays guitar:: Ivan!
Everybody: ::has candles in there hands than does the arm thingy::
Jen: I'm Jen! Can I have your guitar?
Ivan: No!
Inuyasha: ..... *silence*
Kagome: Um I'm Kagome and that's Inuyasha.
Jess: I'm Jess!
Everybody: Happy Thanksgiving!
Jebus. I know this chapter really sucks. I think I have...Writers Block! No!!!!!!! Oh Jebus save me! Well anyways thank you Catz_Bane for being my loyal fan now ^_^ If you want me to do any character you like I'll be happy too, you just have to tell me and give me some information for them if I don't know who they are. Oh and the dream thing really happened, I'm not kidding! That was my exact dream. Aren't I weird? ^_^; Happy Turkey Day everybody!