Ok let's all hope that I don't have writers block anymore. Becky gave me
the good idea of having a telethon type of chapter. It's not a random
chapter and I wouldn't have thought of doing this if Becky didn't suggest
it to me. So it's something new and different, it's a telethon! But not an
annoying boring telethon or maybe it is.
Disclaimer: If you sue me you will get a pencil, a pen, looseleaf, crayons, a notebook, a stapler, markers, an eraser, paperclips, my spanish textbook because it is evil, my math teacher because he has temper tantrums, my school, some poison candy, blue cheese, my gym period, a Dvd player from Kurama's hair, a turkey with stuffing, and a lamp! I don't know why but just take it damn you!
*Backstage*
Mercury: Ok guys we need money and fast.
Becky: What about easy?
Mercury: Yeah that too.
Nny: Can't we just kill the audience and steal there money like we always do?
Mercury: We still need more money.
Kurama: Why don't we have one of those telethon things.
Mercury: *thinks* I'll go for that.
Becky: Me too.
Nny: Me three.
Mercury: So it's settled, were having a telethon.
Nny: That was easy.
Mercury: Yeah too easy ::creepy music plays:: Thanks Joe.
Joe: Your welcome.
*On stage having a telethon (That was an easy decision)*
Mercury: Hi and welcome to M.B.K.A.N.C.A.G.T.R first telethon! I'm Mercury!
Becky: I'm Becky and we are going to sell stuff!
Nny: And some more stuff. I'm Nny.
Kurama: I'm Kurama. We'll also be doing tricks.
Mercury: Yeah my doggie is going to do tricks for me!
Kurama: No I am not.
Mercury: Yeah you are. Do that trick you always do when were alone.
Becky: -.-; I didn't need to hear that.
Nny: Me neither.
Kurama: *whispers* What we do on our own time is our business.
Mercury: Oh yeah ^_^;
Nny: Ok. Can we start this thing?
Mercury: Yeah. Well the reason we are doing this is because we need money and also we are bored and can't think of doing anything else.
Jess: Need help?
Liz: Yeah I want do a trick.
Mandie: I love Anakin.
Everybody except Mandie: We know!
Mandie: ^_^;
Mercury: Ok our first item for sale is Mike! ::grabs Mike out of no where and drags him on the stage with all the flashy lights::
Mike: How did I get here?!
Mercury: It's magic. Now the starting price will be 2 cents!
Becky: No! ::grabs Ivan out of nowhere:: Mike's worth more than that! Ivan's price is 1 cent!
Ivan: What the hell?!
Jess: *sigh* Here we go again.
Liz: How many times do they do this in a day?
Jess: Mostly 10 times a day.
Mandie: I still love Anakin.
Nny: *annoyed* Why is that Mike guy here again?
Kurama: *also annoyed* Why is that Ivan guy here again?
Becky and Mercury: ::giving each other the evil death glare::
Mike: Hey! Don't make me do my kung fu moves on you again!
Nny: Yeah go ahead Raggedy Ann!
Mercury: Heh Raggedy Ann.
Becky: Ivan is Igor!
Ivan: Don't call me that!
Mercury: Grrr!
Will: Quiet!
Omesh: You people don't know how to do anything, do you?
Jess: Where did you people come from?
Liz: That's it I'm selling something myself. The starting price for this tuna casserole is starting for 10 bucks, so call in now and give us all your money, maybe you'll actually get this.
*The phones start to ring*
Mercury: Pick up the damn phone!
Jen: I got it! ::picks up the phone:: Hello...Yes...your life savings?...Really?! Wow! Thanks! We got some guys life savings!
Mercury: Omesh and Will you are operators.
Omesh: Why? This is your show.
Mercury: Just think of it as your job, you don't have to do much.
Omesh: -.-; Stop making fun of my job.
Mercury: Ok next is a um.. A reenactment of the...um fight from Star Wars Episode Two! Performed by Mandie and Ivan since they are so obsessed with it!
Mandie: I love-Huh?!
Ivan: But we don't have anything to fight with.
Mercury: Take these ::throws them actual light savers (Author Mercury: Is that how you spell it?)::
Mandie: Cool!
Ivan: Alright! ::they both start to fight::
Becky: So if you like Star Wars or light savers than call now!
Jess: Or if you like people fighting with real light savers not thinking that they could actually kill each other than call!
Liz: Either that or you just like people coming out of nowhere without a logical explanation.
*Phones ring again*
Omesh: ::picks up the phone:: Yeah..Wow your dumb..Nothing nothing just give us your money..Goodbye. We got another idiot that actually watches this show and is giving you other idiots money.
Mercury: -.-;; Stop making fun of my show politician boy.
Omesh: Quiet little girl.
Liz: Should we stop them from fighting now.
Mike: No this is too funny ::is eating popcorn::
Nny: Hey. I like this guy ::is also eating popcorn::
Becky: Aw. So cute ^_^
Mandie: Yay! I won! I won! ::starts doing the arm thingy::
Everybody: ::does the arm thingy::
Ivan: Gah! ::turns super saiyan::
Everybody except Ivan: O.O;;
Mike: *sigh* He's been watching to much DBZ.
Mercury: ::has hearts in her eyes:: Wow he looks hot.
Kurama: Hey! *pouts* What about me.
Mercury: Sorry ^_^;
Ivan: Haha! Nobody can beat a super saiyan!
Mandie: Um *thinks than throws a rock at Ivan's head*
Ivan: Ha- *is knocked out by the rock* @_@
Mercury: O.O
Becky: O.O;
Liz and Jess: -.-;
Mike, Kurama, and Nny: ::are laughing hysterically than choke on some popcorn::
Will: I want to turn super saiyan.
Omesh: Shut up.
Jen: Super what?
Mandie: Um ok I think I'm done here.
Mercury: Yeah um well if you like rocks hitting people in the head than you should call now.
*phones ring*
Will: Yeah...your soul huh?...wow your money too?..So your soul and your money too?..Good now go die. We have someone's soul and money.
Jess: Our next presentation is a talk from the president of "I'm a greedy bitch who wants your money damnit" foundation.
Becky: Hi I'm the president of the "I'm a greedy bitch who wants your money damnit" foundation. When you die I want all your money and maybe some of your possessions. So if I know you or even if I don't please support this foundation by dieing and giving me your money. Thank you ::walks away::
Mercury: We all knew she was the president of THAT foundation *snicker*
Becky: There making fun of me again ::hugs Mike::
Mike: It's ok ^_^
Nny: *pouts*
Becky: Bear hug! ::hugs both Mike and Nny::
Mandie: Ok our next presentation is going to be me transporting Anakin! ::presses the green button::
::Out comes Anakin::
Anakin: What the bloody hell? (Author Mercury: Don't ask me why I made him say that ^_^;)
Mandie: Anakin! ::glomps Anakin::
Anakin: Gah!
Kurama: O.o; Ok so I guess if you love Anakin and think it's funny to see him getting choked to death by Mandie than call now and give us your money.
*phones ring again*
Jen: Hello?... Huh? What am I wearing?...Well I'm-Hey! Screw you! ::slams the phone down::
*another phone rings*
Will: Hi...Hey baby how are you doin?...She hung up on me.
Mercury: -.-; Pathetic.
*the third phone rings*
Omesh: Speak...Ok your account number is 1.2.3.4.5..12345? You idiot ::hangs up the phone:: Well I got this guy's account number (Author Mercury: Can you guess where that came from?)
Ivan: ::finally wakes up:: Ow my head.
Mercury: Aw. Does Snake have a booboo ::hugs Ivan:: I'll make it all better.
Ivan: ^_^
Mike and Becky: Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
Kurama: Grrr. Ok that's enough ::hits Ivan on the head with a pipe::
Mercury: First it was Spike and now it's Ivan.
Ivan: Hey ::turns super saiyan and than hits Kurama on the head with a guitar::
Liz: I think we should just end the show now.
Mandie: Why?
Jess: Cause we can't think of anything else to do.
Nny: Well I know one thing we can do.
Everybody: What?
Nny: Kill the audience.
Audience: O.O;
::Nny, Becky, and Mike throw Weapons 4 U new grenade, Ivan who has stopped fighting Kurama and Mercury does the Ka Ma Ha Ma Ha, Kurama of course uses his plants, Mandie uses a light saver, Jess uses her death glare, Liz hits some guy with a chair, and Omesh, Will, and Jen beat people over the head with there phones::
Mercury: That feels better. Well this has been a weird telethon, I'm Mercury.
Ivan: I'm super saiyan Ivan!
Kurama: Grr! I'm Kurama *starts to think of ways of killing Ivan*
Becky: I'm Becky and awwwwwwwww.
Mike: I'm Mike and awwwwww also.
Mercury and Ivan: -.- Baka.
Jess: I'm Jess.
Liz: I'm Liz.
Mandie: I'm Mandie with Anakin! ::hugs Anakin::
Anakin: Help me!
Omesh: I'm Omesh. Anakin can I get your autograph?
Will: *sigh* I'm Will.
Jen: I'm Jen and remember to buy my blue cheese!
Ok. Lots of random stuff happening. Come on people I need suggestions here. Please. Well even if I don't get any suggestions I'll still write a chapter. So I don't know who I'm going to have next.
Disclaimer: If you sue me you will get a pencil, a pen, looseleaf, crayons, a notebook, a stapler, markers, an eraser, paperclips, my spanish textbook because it is evil, my math teacher because he has temper tantrums, my school, some poison candy, blue cheese, my gym period, a Dvd player from Kurama's hair, a turkey with stuffing, and a lamp! I don't know why but just take it damn you!
*Backstage*
Mercury: Ok guys we need money and fast.
Becky: What about easy?
Mercury: Yeah that too.
Nny: Can't we just kill the audience and steal there money like we always do?
Mercury: We still need more money.
Kurama: Why don't we have one of those telethon things.
Mercury: *thinks* I'll go for that.
Becky: Me too.
Nny: Me three.
Mercury: So it's settled, were having a telethon.
Nny: That was easy.
Mercury: Yeah too easy ::creepy music plays:: Thanks Joe.
Joe: Your welcome.
*On stage having a telethon (That was an easy decision)*
Mercury: Hi and welcome to M.B.K.A.N.C.A.G.T.R first telethon! I'm Mercury!
Becky: I'm Becky and we are going to sell stuff!
Nny: And some more stuff. I'm Nny.
Kurama: I'm Kurama. We'll also be doing tricks.
Mercury: Yeah my doggie is going to do tricks for me!
Kurama: No I am not.
Mercury: Yeah you are. Do that trick you always do when were alone.
Becky: -.-; I didn't need to hear that.
Nny: Me neither.
Kurama: *whispers* What we do on our own time is our business.
Mercury: Oh yeah ^_^;
Nny: Ok. Can we start this thing?
Mercury: Yeah. Well the reason we are doing this is because we need money and also we are bored and can't think of doing anything else.
Jess: Need help?
Liz: Yeah I want do a trick.
Mandie: I love Anakin.
Everybody except Mandie: We know!
Mandie: ^_^;
Mercury: Ok our first item for sale is Mike! ::grabs Mike out of no where and drags him on the stage with all the flashy lights::
Mike: How did I get here?!
Mercury: It's magic. Now the starting price will be 2 cents!
Becky: No! ::grabs Ivan out of nowhere:: Mike's worth more than that! Ivan's price is 1 cent!
Ivan: What the hell?!
Jess: *sigh* Here we go again.
Liz: How many times do they do this in a day?
Jess: Mostly 10 times a day.
Mandie: I still love Anakin.
Nny: *annoyed* Why is that Mike guy here again?
Kurama: *also annoyed* Why is that Ivan guy here again?
Becky and Mercury: ::giving each other the evil death glare::
Mike: Hey! Don't make me do my kung fu moves on you again!
Nny: Yeah go ahead Raggedy Ann!
Mercury: Heh Raggedy Ann.
Becky: Ivan is Igor!
Ivan: Don't call me that!
Mercury: Grrr!
Will: Quiet!
Omesh: You people don't know how to do anything, do you?
Jess: Where did you people come from?
Liz: That's it I'm selling something myself. The starting price for this tuna casserole is starting for 10 bucks, so call in now and give us all your money, maybe you'll actually get this.
*The phones start to ring*
Mercury: Pick up the damn phone!
Jen: I got it! ::picks up the phone:: Hello...Yes...your life savings?...Really?! Wow! Thanks! We got some guys life savings!
Mercury: Omesh and Will you are operators.
Omesh: Why? This is your show.
Mercury: Just think of it as your job, you don't have to do much.
Omesh: -.-; Stop making fun of my job.
Mercury: Ok next is a um.. A reenactment of the...um fight from Star Wars Episode Two! Performed by Mandie and Ivan since they are so obsessed with it!
Mandie: I love-Huh?!
Ivan: But we don't have anything to fight with.
Mercury: Take these ::throws them actual light savers (Author Mercury: Is that how you spell it?)::
Mandie: Cool!
Ivan: Alright! ::they both start to fight::
Becky: So if you like Star Wars or light savers than call now!
Jess: Or if you like people fighting with real light savers not thinking that they could actually kill each other than call!
Liz: Either that or you just like people coming out of nowhere without a logical explanation.
*Phones ring again*
Omesh: ::picks up the phone:: Yeah..Wow your dumb..Nothing nothing just give us your money..Goodbye. We got another idiot that actually watches this show and is giving you other idiots money.
Mercury: -.-;; Stop making fun of my show politician boy.
Omesh: Quiet little girl.
Liz: Should we stop them from fighting now.
Mike: No this is too funny ::is eating popcorn::
Nny: Hey. I like this guy ::is also eating popcorn::
Becky: Aw. So cute ^_^
Mandie: Yay! I won! I won! ::starts doing the arm thingy::
Everybody: ::does the arm thingy::
Ivan: Gah! ::turns super saiyan::
Everybody except Ivan: O.O;;
Mike: *sigh* He's been watching to much DBZ.
Mercury: ::has hearts in her eyes:: Wow he looks hot.
Kurama: Hey! *pouts* What about me.
Mercury: Sorry ^_^;
Ivan: Haha! Nobody can beat a super saiyan!
Mandie: Um *thinks than throws a rock at Ivan's head*
Ivan: Ha- *is knocked out by the rock* @_@
Mercury: O.O
Becky: O.O;
Liz and Jess: -.-;
Mike, Kurama, and Nny: ::are laughing hysterically than choke on some popcorn::
Will: I want to turn super saiyan.
Omesh: Shut up.
Jen: Super what?
Mandie: Um ok I think I'm done here.
Mercury: Yeah um well if you like rocks hitting people in the head than you should call now.
*phones ring*
Will: Yeah...your soul huh?...wow your money too?..So your soul and your money too?..Good now go die. We have someone's soul and money.
Jess: Our next presentation is a talk from the president of "I'm a greedy bitch who wants your money damnit" foundation.
Becky: Hi I'm the president of the "I'm a greedy bitch who wants your money damnit" foundation. When you die I want all your money and maybe some of your possessions. So if I know you or even if I don't please support this foundation by dieing and giving me your money. Thank you ::walks away::
Mercury: We all knew she was the president of THAT foundation *snicker*
Becky: There making fun of me again ::hugs Mike::
Mike: It's ok ^_^
Nny: *pouts*
Becky: Bear hug! ::hugs both Mike and Nny::
Mandie: Ok our next presentation is going to be me transporting Anakin! ::presses the green button::
::Out comes Anakin::
Anakin: What the bloody hell? (Author Mercury: Don't ask me why I made him say that ^_^;)
Mandie: Anakin! ::glomps Anakin::
Anakin: Gah!
Kurama: O.o; Ok so I guess if you love Anakin and think it's funny to see him getting choked to death by Mandie than call now and give us your money.
*phones ring again*
Jen: Hello?... Huh? What am I wearing?...Well I'm-Hey! Screw you! ::slams the phone down::
*another phone rings*
Will: Hi...Hey baby how are you doin?...She hung up on me.
Mercury: -.-; Pathetic.
*the third phone rings*
Omesh: Speak...Ok your account number is 1.2.3.4.5..12345? You idiot ::hangs up the phone:: Well I got this guy's account number (Author Mercury: Can you guess where that came from?)
Ivan: ::finally wakes up:: Ow my head.
Mercury: Aw. Does Snake have a booboo ::hugs Ivan:: I'll make it all better.
Ivan: ^_^
Mike and Becky: Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
Kurama: Grrr. Ok that's enough ::hits Ivan on the head with a pipe::
Mercury: First it was Spike and now it's Ivan.
Ivan: Hey ::turns super saiyan and than hits Kurama on the head with a guitar::
Liz: I think we should just end the show now.
Mandie: Why?
Jess: Cause we can't think of anything else to do.
Nny: Well I know one thing we can do.
Everybody: What?
Nny: Kill the audience.
Audience: O.O;
::Nny, Becky, and Mike throw Weapons 4 U new grenade, Ivan who has stopped fighting Kurama and Mercury does the Ka Ma Ha Ma Ha, Kurama of course uses his plants, Mandie uses a light saver, Jess uses her death glare, Liz hits some guy with a chair, and Omesh, Will, and Jen beat people over the head with there phones::
Mercury: That feels better. Well this has been a weird telethon, I'm Mercury.
Ivan: I'm super saiyan Ivan!
Kurama: Grr! I'm Kurama *starts to think of ways of killing Ivan*
Becky: I'm Becky and awwwwwwwww.
Mike: I'm Mike and awwwwww also.
Mercury and Ivan: -.- Baka.
Jess: I'm Jess.
Liz: I'm Liz.
Mandie: I'm Mandie with Anakin! ::hugs Anakin::
Anakin: Help me!
Omesh: I'm Omesh. Anakin can I get your autograph?
Will: *sigh* I'm Will.
Jen: I'm Jen and remember to buy my blue cheese!
Ok. Lots of random stuff happening. Come on people I need suggestions here. Please. Well even if I don't get any suggestions I'll still write a chapter. So I don't know who I'm going to have next.