Once again I had Ang a.k.a Becky give me idea's for this chapter. I think
I'm losing my touch. Well for my reviewer Belldandy, I watched only one
episode for Oh my goddess so I'm not to sure who Urd is. Is she that girl
with the white hair? But I do know the sailor starlight's so I can do them.
Also for Catz_Bane, I know who Darian is so I'm going to add him in. Um I
don't know if I will be able to add them in this chapter but I will see, if
I don't than I'm defiantly going to put them in the next chapter. So don't
worry I will add them in. Well as you all know it's Christmas time so this
is a Christmas special.
Disclaimer: If you sue me you will get a pencil, a pen, looseleaf, crayons, a notebook, a stapler, markers, an eraser, paperclips, my spanish textbook because it is evil, my math teacher because he has temper tantrums, my school, blue cheese, some poison candy, my gym period, a Dvd player from Kurama's hair, a turkey with stuffing, a lamp, and a Christmas tree!
M.B.K.A.N.C.A.G.T.R Chapter 22
*You see everybody laying down on there lazy asses after decorating the studio*
Mercury: I just noticed something.
Becky: What?
Mercury: There are no presents under the tree.
Everybody except Mercury: Sweet Jebus!
Gir: But isn't Santa going to give us gifts.
Liz: Santa's not real Gir.
Gir: But why not?!
Nny: Santa's a big fat man that just sleeps all day.
Jess: But didn't you say that about God?
Nny: Yeah him too.
Ivan: *whines* But I want a present. Kurama: *mumbles* Whiner.
Mike: Why don't we just go shopping now.
Mandie: On Christmas day?
Mercury: ::jumps up:: Wait that's a perfect idea!
Becky: Are you crazy?! Don't you know how crowded-
Mercury: Shut up! Were not going shopping.
Will: Than what are we doing?
Omesh: It's probably some stupid idea.
Jen: Either way I want a present.
Mandie: I want Anakin.
Mercury: We are going to find Santa.
Everybody except Mercury: Huh?!
Becky: -.- Yeah she is crazy.
Mercury: Come on let's go. We can go through the transporter ::hits the transporter 2 times with a hammer::
*Everybody gets transported to the North Pole*
Mercury: Damn! It's firkin cold!
Jess: Where are we?
Omesh: That's it I'm transporting myself back.
Will: Me too.
*Both get transported back to the studio*
Ivan: Well that was kinda rude.
Mike: So what do we do now?
Jen: Find Santa's place.
Kurama: Can I ask who Santa is?
Nny: I already told you, he is a fat guy that sleeps all day.
Mandie: That's God remember?
Nny: Oh yeah.
Mercury: Aw my Kuramie-chan doesn't know who Santa is?
Ivan: Kuramie-chan?
Mercury: O.O; Um anyways Santa is some guy that gives gifts to people.
Gir: But where is he?
Liz: Right there ::points to a sign that says "Santa's workshop"::
Mercury: That's convenient. So who's going to knock on the door.
*silence*
Mercury: -.-;
Jen: I'll do it than ::knocks on the door:: Santa get your jolly red ass out here!
Santa: ::opens the door than laughs:: Why who are you?
Jen: I'm the owner of Jen's Blue Cheese Inc.
Santa: Have you been a good girl? (Author Mercury: Well that's how Santa acts or is suppose to act right? o.O)
Jen: What the hell is that suppose to mean?
Mercury: Excuse me Santa?
Santa: Yes little girl?
Mercury: Grrr I'm not a little girl! ::lunges for Santa::
Ivan: ::grabs Mercury:: Down girl.
Kurama: *Getting jealous* Who gave you permission to hold Mercury?
Ivan: I did *smiles*
Kurama: Grrr.
Santa: Oh my what a weird girl! Ha! Ha! Ha!
Mercury: Damn straight!
Jess: Um anyways we want to know where our presents are?
Santa: Well who are you people and I will check my list.
Becky: We are the hosts of M.B.K.A.N.C.A.G.T.R.
Mike: Also the helpers of the hosts.
Gir: Wait I just realized that guy looks just like Santa!
Liz: Yup just the way Nny described him.
Santa: Well now ::looks at list:: Oh my....Oh my!....Oh sweet Jesus! You children don't deserve any presents!
Everybody: Why not?!
Santa: You killed people in every chapter! The audience always dies!
Mercury: Your point is?
Santa: You are bad children!
Becky: How?
Santa: Well all of you killed the audience.
All: So?
Santa: Mercury killed Kurama's Fan girls while Becky killed Hiei's Fan girls.
Mercury and Becky: Oh yeah.
Santa: Mike, Ivan, Kurama, and Nny got into fights with more than one person.
Mike, Ivan, Kurama, and Nny: That was fun.
Santa: Mandie hit some guy on the head with a tuna finder.
Mandie: That thing still keeps on coming back.
Santa: Liz and Gir attacked some guy because he was eating tuna and Jess was knocking out people with her death glare.
Liz and Gir: That was our tuna.
Jess: But I didn't kill them.
Santa: And Jen killed people for not buying her blue cheese.
Jen: Good times, good times.
Santa: You are all bad and disturbing people.
Mercury: I feel better.
Mandie: I still want my present.
Ivan: Yeah me too.
Jen: Wait. What was the reason we came here?
Mike: To do this ::knocks out Santa with his kung-fu moves::
Santa: @_@
Becky: ::has hearts in her eyes:: Sexy kung-fu moves.
Mandie: We should bring him to Nny's torture room.
Nny: Score!
Kurama: But how are we going to bring him back without anyone seeing.
Liz: Transport him.
Gir: But where is the transporter.
Everybody: ::looks around::
Becky: Oh no! We don't have another transporter connected to the one in the studio.
Gir: Um what about that ::points to Santa's sled::
Mercury: Good idea and we should put Santa in a GLAD bag because nothing is stronger than a GLAD bag! (Author Mercury: Don't sue me ^_^)
Everybody except Mercury: O.o?
Mercury: I had to say it.
*So Mercury and the others put Santa in a GLAD bag because nothing is stronger than a GLAD bag and rode off into the night back to the studio*
*There is a loud "Thump" heard from the roof of the studio*
Will: What was that?
Omesh: Maybe there roof is finally falling down.
Will: Or maybe we are being invaded.
Omesh: *sigh* Maybe it's just- *the doorbell rings* Should I get the door?
Will: Yeah sure ::goes back to playing video games::
Omesh: -.- ::opens the door:: Huh? Nobody is outside.
*All the sudden Santa's sled comes crashing through the side wall*
Will and Omesh: O.O;; They have a wall?!
Mercury: Oh wow we do have a wall and it's not made out of paper!
Becky: She's crazy during the holidays.
Ivan: I love her when she's crazy.
Kurama: I'm watching you.
Gir: Awwwww!
Liz: Riigghtt. What are we going to do with Santa?
Jess: Is he still alive?
Jen: I don't know, let me see ::pokes the bag with a stick:: He's not moving.
Mike: You know people can suffocate in plastic bags.
Mandie: Oh yeah that's true. Mercury did you forget about that part?
Mercury: *shrugs* No, I just didn't care.
Nny: I say we should keep him in the bag.
Gir: ::is about to cry:: But Santa.
Mercury: *sigh* Fine I'll get him out of the bag but only because Gir is so cute ::cuts the bag loose::
Santa: @_@
Will: What did you guys do to him?
Omesh: They probably tried killing him cause they can't think of anything else better to do.
Everybody except Omesh: -.-;;
Mercury: Just check if he is dead yet.
Gir: ::has tears in his eyes:: Santa?
Liz: Aww it's ok Gir ::hugs Gir::
Jen:: ::pokes Santa with a stick again:: Hey I think he is still alive.
Santa: @_O (Author Mercury: Means that he is half knocked out ^_^)
Gir: Santa!
Jess: Wow he's not dead.
Santa: ::is finally up:: Where am I? ::looks at everybody:: Ahhh!!! You people are evil!
Mike: ^_^ My kung-fu moves are good. He thinks I'm evil.
Becky: Sexy kung-fu moves ::glomps Mike::
Nny: *pouts*
Mandie: And we did put you in a GLAD bag.
Mercury: I think I want them to be our sponsor.
Kurama: We also did take your sled, right Merc Merc-chan? ::hugs Mercury::
Mercury: ^_^
Ivan: Grrr.
Santa: I'm getting out of here! ::goes for the door::
Mercury: Mr. Fluffy-kings get him!
Mr. Fluffy-kings: Roar! (Means Roar)
Santa: Gah!
Kurama and Mercury: That's our boy.
Ivan: Grrr.
Santa: Fine! What do you people want?! I'll give you anything just as long as you get this thing off of me!
Mercury: Ok Mr. Fluffy-kings get off of him and here have a treat ::throws him a steak::
Mr. Fluffy-kings: Roar! (Means ym!)
Gir: Santa your still alive! ::hugs Santa::
Santa: O.o
Liz: Ok Gir that's enough, get off of him.
Jess: We want our presents and now.
Santa: Fine! Fine! Have your damn presents ::throws them a big GLAD bag full of presents than runs out the door::
Everybody: Woo-hoo!
Mercury: So I guess we should end the show now. I'm Mercury and I have the mistletoe! ::kisses Ivan::
Ivan: ^_^ I'm Ivan!
Kurama: Grrrr I'm Kurama.
Mercury: ::kisses Kurama::
Kurama: ^_^
Mercury: Well it is Christmas.
Becky: I'm Becky! Gimme that ::grabs the mistletoe than kisses Mike and Nny::
Mike: ^_^ I'm Mike!
Nny: ^_^ I'm Nny!
Jess: I'm Jess. Hey I got sunglasses!
Mandie: I'm Mandie! ::opens her present:: I got Anakin! ::hugs Anakin::
Anakin: o.O;;
Omesh: I'm Omesh and I got a book about... politics.
Will: I'm Will. *snicker* I got you that book.
Jen: I'm Jen! Ahh! I got...what the hell?! This box is empty!
Liz: I'm Liz! I got blue cheese?
Gir: I'm Gir. I got a tuna sandwich! ::eats tuna sandwich:: Ym!
Jen: Oh wait I got Jet and Spike! ::hugs Jet and Spike::
Jet and Spike: No!!!
Mr. Fluffy-kings: Roar! Roar! Roar? (Means I'm Mr. Fluffy-kings! How come I came in the story so late?)
Mercury: Hey we didn't kill anybody today.
Becky: That's ok cause it's Christmas.
Nny: We can always blow up a small continent tomorrow.
Everybody: Woo-hoo!
Mercury: Let's go open some presents but first-
Everybody: Merry Christmas everybody!
Mandie: Or Happy Christmas!
You know I didn't even know Christmas was this week. As I said before I will add in Darian and the sailor starlight's in the next chapter. If anybody has anymore suggestions than I'm happy to take them. And remember nothing is stronger than a GLAD bag. If I get sued for this than I'm moving to Canada.
Disclaimer: If you sue me you will get a pencil, a pen, looseleaf, crayons, a notebook, a stapler, markers, an eraser, paperclips, my spanish textbook because it is evil, my math teacher because he has temper tantrums, my school, blue cheese, some poison candy, my gym period, a Dvd player from Kurama's hair, a turkey with stuffing, a lamp, and a Christmas tree!
M.B.K.A.N.C.A.G.T.R Chapter 22
*You see everybody laying down on there lazy asses after decorating the studio*
Mercury: I just noticed something.
Becky: What?
Mercury: There are no presents under the tree.
Everybody except Mercury: Sweet Jebus!
Gir: But isn't Santa going to give us gifts.
Liz: Santa's not real Gir.
Gir: But why not?!
Nny: Santa's a big fat man that just sleeps all day.
Jess: But didn't you say that about God?
Nny: Yeah him too.
Ivan: *whines* But I want a present. Kurama: *mumbles* Whiner.
Mike: Why don't we just go shopping now.
Mandie: On Christmas day?
Mercury: ::jumps up:: Wait that's a perfect idea!
Becky: Are you crazy?! Don't you know how crowded-
Mercury: Shut up! Were not going shopping.
Will: Than what are we doing?
Omesh: It's probably some stupid idea.
Jen: Either way I want a present.
Mandie: I want Anakin.
Mercury: We are going to find Santa.
Everybody except Mercury: Huh?!
Becky: -.- Yeah she is crazy.
Mercury: Come on let's go. We can go through the transporter ::hits the transporter 2 times with a hammer::
*Everybody gets transported to the North Pole*
Mercury: Damn! It's firkin cold!
Jess: Where are we?
Omesh: That's it I'm transporting myself back.
Will: Me too.
*Both get transported back to the studio*
Ivan: Well that was kinda rude.
Mike: So what do we do now?
Jen: Find Santa's place.
Kurama: Can I ask who Santa is?
Nny: I already told you, he is a fat guy that sleeps all day.
Mandie: That's God remember?
Nny: Oh yeah.
Mercury: Aw my Kuramie-chan doesn't know who Santa is?
Ivan: Kuramie-chan?
Mercury: O.O; Um anyways Santa is some guy that gives gifts to people.
Gir: But where is he?
Liz: Right there ::points to a sign that says "Santa's workshop"::
Mercury: That's convenient. So who's going to knock on the door.
*silence*
Mercury: -.-;
Jen: I'll do it than ::knocks on the door:: Santa get your jolly red ass out here!
Santa: ::opens the door than laughs:: Why who are you?
Jen: I'm the owner of Jen's Blue Cheese Inc.
Santa: Have you been a good girl? (Author Mercury: Well that's how Santa acts or is suppose to act right? o.O)
Jen: What the hell is that suppose to mean?
Mercury: Excuse me Santa?
Santa: Yes little girl?
Mercury: Grrr I'm not a little girl! ::lunges for Santa::
Ivan: ::grabs Mercury:: Down girl.
Kurama: *Getting jealous* Who gave you permission to hold Mercury?
Ivan: I did *smiles*
Kurama: Grrr.
Santa: Oh my what a weird girl! Ha! Ha! Ha!
Mercury: Damn straight!
Jess: Um anyways we want to know where our presents are?
Santa: Well who are you people and I will check my list.
Becky: We are the hosts of M.B.K.A.N.C.A.G.T.R.
Mike: Also the helpers of the hosts.
Gir: Wait I just realized that guy looks just like Santa!
Liz: Yup just the way Nny described him.
Santa: Well now ::looks at list:: Oh my....Oh my!....Oh sweet Jesus! You children don't deserve any presents!
Everybody: Why not?!
Santa: You killed people in every chapter! The audience always dies!
Mercury: Your point is?
Santa: You are bad children!
Becky: How?
Santa: Well all of you killed the audience.
All: So?
Santa: Mercury killed Kurama's Fan girls while Becky killed Hiei's Fan girls.
Mercury and Becky: Oh yeah.
Santa: Mike, Ivan, Kurama, and Nny got into fights with more than one person.
Mike, Ivan, Kurama, and Nny: That was fun.
Santa: Mandie hit some guy on the head with a tuna finder.
Mandie: That thing still keeps on coming back.
Santa: Liz and Gir attacked some guy because he was eating tuna and Jess was knocking out people with her death glare.
Liz and Gir: That was our tuna.
Jess: But I didn't kill them.
Santa: And Jen killed people for not buying her blue cheese.
Jen: Good times, good times.
Santa: You are all bad and disturbing people.
Mercury: I feel better.
Mandie: I still want my present.
Ivan: Yeah me too.
Jen: Wait. What was the reason we came here?
Mike: To do this ::knocks out Santa with his kung-fu moves::
Santa: @_@
Becky: ::has hearts in her eyes:: Sexy kung-fu moves.
Mandie: We should bring him to Nny's torture room.
Nny: Score!
Kurama: But how are we going to bring him back without anyone seeing.
Liz: Transport him.
Gir: But where is the transporter.
Everybody: ::looks around::
Becky: Oh no! We don't have another transporter connected to the one in the studio.
Gir: Um what about that ::points to Santa's sled::
Mercury: Good idea and we should put Santa in a GLAD bag because nothing is stronger than a GLAD bag! (Author Mercury: Don't sue me ^_^)
Everybody except Mercury: O.o?
Mercury: I had to say it.
*So Mercury and the others put Santa in a GLAD bag because nothing is stronger than a GLAD bag and rode off into the night back to the studio*
*There is a loud "Thump" heard from the roof of the studio*
Will: What was that?
Omesh: Maybe there roof is finally falling down.
Will: Or maybe we are being invaded.
Omesh: *sigh* Maybe it's just- *the doorbell rings* Should I get the door?
Will: Yeah sure ::goes back to playing video games::
Omesh: -.- ::opens the door:: Huh? Nobody is outside.
*All the sudden Santa's sled comes crashing through the side wall*
Will and Omesh: O.O;; They have a wall?!
Mercury: Oh wow we do have a wall and it's not made out of paper!
Becky: She's crazy during the holidays.
Ivan: I love her when she's crazy.
Kurama: I'm watching you.
Gir: Awwwww!
Liz: Riigghtt. What are we going to do with Santa?
Jess: Is he still alive?
Jen: I don't know, let me see ::pokes the bag with a stick:: He's not moving.
Mike: You know people can suffocate in plastic bags.
Mandie: Oh yeah that's true. Mercury did you forget about that part?
Mercury: *shrugs* No, I just didn't care.
Nny: I say we should keep him in the bag.
Gir: ::is about to cry:: But Santa.
Mercury: *sigh* Fine I'll get him out of the bag but only because Gir is so cute ::cuts the bag loose::
Santa: @_@
Will: What did you guys do to him?
Omesh: They probably tried killing him cause they can't think of anything else better to do.
Everybody except Omesh: -.-;;
Mercury: Just check if he is dead yet.
Gir: ::has tears in his eyes:: Santa?
Liz: Aww it's ok Gir ::hugs Gir::
Jen:: ::pokes Santa with a stick again:: Hey I think he is still alive.
Santa: @_O (Author Mercury: Means that he is half knocked out ^_^)
Gir: Santa!
Jess: Wow he's not dead.
Santa: ::is finally up:: Where am I? ::looks at everybody:: Ahhh!!! You people are evil!
Mike: ^_^ My kung-fu moves are good. He thinks I'm evil.
Becky: Sexy kung-fu moves ::glomps Mike::
Nny: *pouts*
Mandie: And we did put you in a GLAD bag.
Mercury: I think I want them to be our sponsor.
Kurama: We also did take your sled, right Merc Merc-chan? ::hugs Mercury::
Mercury: ^_^
Ivan: Grrr.
Santa: I'm getting out of here! ::goes for the door::
Mercury: Mr. Fluffy-kings get him!
Mr. Fluffy-kings: Roar! (Means Roar)
Santa: Gah!
Kurama and Mercury: That's our boy.
Ivan: Grrr.
Santa: Fine! What do you people want?! I'll give you anything just as long as you get this thing off of me!
Mercury: Ok Mr. Fluffy-kings get off of him and here have a treat ::throws him a steak::
Mr. Fluffy-kings: Roar! (Means ym!)
Gir: Santa your still alive! ::hugs Santa::
Santa: O.o
Liz: Ok Gir that's enough, get off of him.
Jess: We want our presents and now.
Santa: Fine! Fine! Have your damn presents ::throws them a big GLAD bag full of presents than runs out the door::
Everybody: Woo-hoo!
Mercury: So I guess we should end the show now. I'm Mercury and I have the mistletoe! ::kisses Ivan::
Ivan: ^_^ I'm Ivan!
Kurama: Grrrr I'm Kurama.
Mercury: ::kisses Kurama::
Kurama: ^_^
Mercury: Well it is Christmas.
Becky: I'm Becky! Gimme that ::grabs the mistletoe than kisses Mike and Nny::
Mike: ^_^ I'm Mike!
Nny: ^_^ I'm Nny!
Jess: I'm Jess. Hey I got sunglasses!
Mandie: I'm Mandie! ::opens her present:: I got Anakin! ::hugs Anakin::
Anakin: o.O;;
Omesh: I'm Omesh and I got a book about... politics.
Will: I'm Will. *snicker* I got you that book.
Jen: I'm Jen! Ahh! I got...what the hell?! This box is empty!
Liz: I'm Liz! I got blue cheese?
Gir: I'm Gir. I got a tuna sandwich! ::eats tuna sandwich:: Ym!
Jen: Oh wait I got Jet and Spike! ::hugs Jet and Spike::
Jet and Spike: No!!!
Mr. Fluffy-kings: Roar! Roar! Roar? (Means I'm Mr. Fluffy-kings! How come I came in the story so late?)
Mercury: Hey we didn't kill anybody today.
Becky: That's ok cause it's Christmas.
Nny: We can always blow up a small continent tomorrow.
Everybody: Woo-hoo!
Mercury: Let's go open some presents but first-
Everybody: Merry Christmas everybody!
Mandie: Or Happy Christmas!
You know I didn't even know Christmas was this week. As I said before I will add in Darian and the sailor starlight's in the next chapter. If anybody has anymore suggestions than I'm happy to take them. And remember nothing is stronger than a GLAD bag. If I get sued for this than I'm moving to Canada.