Well I haven't done a chapter in a while. This one is going to be the
requested one. I have thought about doing Darian before so I will have him
on the show today with the sailor starlights. But I'm warning you I'm going
to make fun of them, sorry but it's just too easy ^_^
Disclaimer: If you sue me you will get a pencil, a pen, looseleaf, crayons, a notebook, a stapler, markers, an eraser, paperclips, my spanish textbook because it is evil, my math teacher because he has temper tantrums, my school, blue cheese, some poison candy, my gym period, a Dvd player from Kurama's hair, a turkey with stuffing, a lamp, a Christmas tree, and a picture frame! The cheapest gift you can get anyone ^_^;
M.B.K.A.N.C.A.G.T.R Chapter 23
*Backstage (Good old backstage)*
*Ding Dong (Author Mercury: It's a bad sounding door bell ^_^)*
Kurama: Someone's at the door?
Nny: This is weird.
Becky and Mike: Mrmmmrrmemr ::are making out::
Ivan: -.- And they complain about me and Mercury.
Kurama: When was there a you and Mercury?
*Ding Dong...DingDongDingDongDingDong!*
Mercury: ::opens up the door:: What the hell do you want?
Mailman: There is a letter for... Oh no not you again!
Mercury: Do I know you?
Mailman: Your the one that put a gun to my face!
Mercury: Oh yeah. Sorry about that.
Mailman: Here take your mail. I'm going to my physiatrist! *runs away* Ivan: That guy is going to go postal.
Becky: What did you get?
Mercury: I got a request from Catz_Bane and Belldandy.
Becky: Is it anybody that I like?
Mike: Better not be.
Nny: Is it anybody that I can kill?
Mercury: Actually it's not.
Becky and Nny: Aww *pouts*
Kurama: So that means that we have to do the request?
Mercury: Yup. But it's ok cause I was about to cancel the show and not tell any of you.
Everybody except Mercury: -.- Thanks.
Mercury: Note to self do not say what you are thinking out loud.
*On stage*
Mercury: Welcome to M.B.K.A.N.C.A.G.T.R! I'm Mercury!
Becky: I'm Becky!
Mike: I'm Mike!
Kurama: I'm Kurama.
Ivan: I'm the man...I mean I'm Ivan.
Nny: -.- I'm Nny.
Mercury: Today we are doing a request. What is a request you ask?
Audience Member #154: We didn't ask that.
Mercury: Shut up! *shoots audience member#154 with a rocket launcher*
Everybody except Mercury: O.o;
Mercury: Sorry, I've been stressed out lately. I need a drink * takes rum and coke and mixes it into a glass*
Kurama: Mercury you shouldn't be drinking. It's bad for your health.
Mercury: *death glare*
Kurama: Ok never mind.
Ivan: Wuss.
Kurama: What was that?!
Ivan: Nothing! *snicker*
Becky: Ok. Anyways we need to transport the 2 guests here.
Mike: It's 4.
Nny: More people to kill than.
Becky: Fine either way I'm pressing the green button ::presses button::
*The Big O' flashy light of doom*
*Out comes Darian and the Sailorstar light's*
Darian: This is the 3rd time this week that I got interrupted while making out with Serena, I mean Sailor moon.. Wait I mean Serena...Yeah that's right.
Sailor star Fighter: Good job dumbass.
Darian: Hey just because you saw her as your princess doesn't mean she is yours.
Sailor star Maker: Stop fighting!
Sailor star Healer: Make love not war!
Ivan: They look more like girls than Kurama.
Kurama: Hey!
Mercury: But my Kuramie-chan looks cute with long hair.
Kurama: ^_^
Ivan: Grrrr.
Darian: Who are you people?
Becky: Who are you?
Darian and Sailor star light's: *Stare*
Mike, Becky, Nny, Kurama, Mercury, and Ivan: *stare back*
Mike: *looks at paper* It says here that the ones who look like girls are the Sailor star light's and the other one is Darian.
Sailor star maker: So who are you?
Nny: This is our show and you are in it. It's as simple as that.
Darian: Good thing they don't know that I'm also Tuxedo mask.
Sailor star fighter: *slaps Darian on the back of the head* Dumbass!
Becky: Well it says that you are Tuxedo mask on the paper and you 3 are men that sing in a band called Star Light.
Mercury: But they are women.
Becky: No they are originally women but there other form is of a man.
Ivan: I'm scared.
Mercury: Hmmm it also says that Tuxedo mask's weapons are a stick and a rose. Can I see your attack?
Darian: Sure. *does transformation thing and turns into Tuxedo Mask*
Tuxedo Mask: I'm Tuxedo Mask. I fight for the power of love and donuts. The only thing that I do is show up and give crappy speeches of encouragement for my stupid girlfriend Serena who is Sailormoon. My roses suck and don't do anything but give people a paper cut. My stick is long, hard, shiny, and black and....*is interrupted by Mercury*
Mercury: Hey this is a kids show!
Becky: Actually it's not.
Mercury: Oh yeah. I don't do censoring. But we don't want to hear your crappy, long, and very boring speech.
Ivan: Please don't talk about your stick again. That's just sick.
Nny: Now let's see this rose thing.
Tuxedo Mask: Ok *throws rose at some audience member*
Some Audience Member: Hey! You gave me a paper cut!
Mike: That sucked.
Kurama: The guy didn't even die.
Some Audience Member: Yeah I'm still...*falls on the floor and dies from the paper cut*
Kurama: Wow paper cuts are deadly.
Mercury: That brings us to today's sponsor Weapon's 4 U! The new weapon is The paper gun, it's shoots out a bunch of paper at the enemy, neighbor, or in law and gives them paper cuts. They'll die from the loss of blood! This weapon is for children 3 years and up.
Nny: Kurama's rose whip is better.
Kurama: I would have to agree with that.
Ivan: I think my sayian power is better.
Kurama: My rose whip can kick your ass any day.
Ivan: Oh yeah?!
Kurama: Yeah!
Mercury: Stop fighting damnit! ::smacks both of them with a rolled up newspaper::
Ivan and Kurama: Ow!
Mike: Aren't we suppose to get questions from the audience?
Becky: Yeah I guess. Ok you sir.
Audience Member#14,614: Yeah this is for the star lights, can I see you turn into guys now?
Starlight's: Sure. *Turns into guys*
Seiya Kou: Sailormoon is mine you whore!
Tuxedo Mask who has turned back into Darian: She's mine you long haired man whore!
Taiki Kou: You two are pathetic.
Yaten Kou: I hate you all.
Nny: ::is playing with a knife:: I love you too.
Mercury: I have a question. What are you, a woman or a man?
All the starlight's: *shrugs*
Mercury: -.-; Oh that's real interesting.
Ivan: Does anybody else have a question.
*Silence*
Becky: *stare at audience*
Audience: *stare back*
Mike: -.-
Nny: *licks a knife*
Audience: *is getting scared*
Kurama: *is playing with a rose*
Audience: *not scared anymore*
Darian: *is kissing a picture of Sailormoon*
Seiya Kou: *is also kissing a picture of Sailormoon*
Audience: *is disturbed*
Taiki Kou: O.o;
Yaten Kou: *is plotting to take over the world*
Audience: *has the same look on there face as Taiki*
Ivan and Mercury: *are making out*
Audience: *still has that same look*
Kurama: Excuse me!
Mercury: Huh? *blush* Sorry.
Ivan: ^_^
Kurama: Grrr.
Mercury: Um so I guess since no one has any questions *looks at guest* And since the guests seem to be occupied than we should end the show.
Becky: Yeah. I'm Becky.
Mike: I'm Mike.
Nny: ::throws knife at some guy:: I'm Nny.
Darian: I'm *kisses picture* Darian *kiss*
Seiya: I'm *kisskiss* Seiya.
Taiki: O.o;? I'm Taiki.
Yaten: I'm Yaten. When I become president I will kill you all.
Kurama: I'm Kurama ::death stare at Ivan::
Ivan: I'm Ivan ::death stare at Kurama::
Mercury: Well this has been a fun show.
Audience: This show sucked!
Mercury: *eyes start to twitch* Screw you! ::shoots the audience with a missile::
Audience: X.X ::died::
Mercury: I'm *twitch* Mercury *twitchtwitch*
Ok well that was umm good. Actually it was fun writing this chapter. Hmmm I don't know what I'm going to do for the next chapter but we'll see. Oh and before I forget: Vote For Me! I want to become your next president ^_^
Disclaimer: If you sue me you will get a pencil, a pen, looseleaf, crayons, a notebook, a stapler, markers, an eraser, paperclips, my spanish textbook because it is evil, my math teacher because he has temper tantrums, my school, blue cheese, some poison candy, my gym period, a Dvd player from Kurama's hair, a turkey with stuffing, a lamp, a Christmas tree, and a picture frame! The cheapest gift you can get anyone ^_^;
M.B.K.A.N.C.A.G.T.R Chapter 23
*Backstage (Good old backstage)*
*Ding Dong (Author Mercury: It's a bad sounding door bell ^_^)*
Kurama: Someone's at the door?
Nny: This is weird.
Becky and Mike: Mrmmmrrmemr ::are making out::
Ivan: -.- And they complain about me and Mercury.
Kurama: When was there a you and Mercury?
*Ding Dong...DingDongDingDongDingDong!*
Mercury: ::opens up the door:: What the hell do you want?
Mailman: There is a letter for... Oh no not you again!
Mercury: Do I know you?
Mailman: Your the one that put a gun to my face!
Mercury: Oh yeah. Sorry about that.
Mailman: Here take your mail. I'm going to my physiatrist! *runs away* Ivan: That guy is going to go postal.
Becky: What did you get?
Mercury: I got a request from Catz_Bane and Belldandy.
Becky: Is it anybody that I like?
Mike: Better not be.
Nny: Is it anybody that I can kill?
Mercury: Actually it's not.
Becky and Nny: Aww *pouts*
Kurama: So that means that we have to do the request?
Mercury: Yup. But it's ok cause I was about to cancel the show and not tell any of you.
Everybody except Mercury: -.- Thanks.
Mercury: Note to self do not say what you are thinking out loud.
*On stage*
Mercury: Welcome to M.B.K.A.N.C.A.G.T.R! I'm Mercury!
Becky: I'm Becky!
Mike: I'm Mike!
Kurama: I'm Kurama.
Ivan: I'm the man...I mean I'm Ivan.
Nny: -.- I'm Nny.
Mercury: Today we are doing a request. What is a request you ask?
Audience Member #154: We didn't ask that.
Mercury: Shut up! *shoots audience member#154 with a rocket launcher*
Everybody except Mercury: O.o;
Mercury: Sorry, I've been stressed out lately. I need a drink * takes rum and coke and mixes it into a glass*
Kurama: Mercury you shouldn't be drinking. It's bad for your health.
Mercury: *death glare*
Kurama: Ok never mind.
Ivan: Wuss.
Kurama: What was that?!
Ivan: Nothing! *snicker*
Becky: Ok. Anyways we need to transport the 2 guests here.
Mike: It's 4.
Nny: More people to kill than.
Becky: Fine either way I'm pressing the green button ::presses button::
*The Big O' flashy light of doom*
*Out comes Darian and the Sailorstar light's*
Darian: This is the 3rd time this week that I got interrupted while making out with Serena, I mean Sailor moon.. Wait I mean Serena...Yeah that's right.
Sailor star Fighter: Good job dumbass.
Darian: Hey just because you saw her as your princess doesn't mean she is yours.
Sailor star Maker: Stop fighting!
Sailor star Healer: Make love not war!
Ivan: They look more like girls than Kurama.
Kurama: Hey!
Mercury: But my Kuramie-chan looks cute with long hair.
Kurama: ^_^
Ivan: Grrrr.
Darian: Who are you people?
Becky: Who are you?
Darian and Sailor star light's: *Stare*
Mike, Becky, Nny, Kurama, Mercury, and Ivan: *stare back*
Mike: *looks at paper* It says here that the ones who look like girls are the Sailor star light's and the other one is Darian.
Sailor star maker: So who are you?
Nny: This is our show and you are in it. It's as simple as that.
Darian: Good thing they don't know that I'm also Tuxedo mask.
Sailor star fighter: *slaps Darian on the back of the head* Dumbass!
Becky: Well it says that you are Tuxedo mask on the paper and you 3 are men that sing in a band called Star Light.
Mercury: But they are women.
Becky: No they are originally women but there other form is of a man.
Ivan: I'm scared.
Mercury: Hmmm it also says that Tuxedo mask's weapons are a stick and a rose. Can I see your attack?
Darian: Sure. *does transformation thing and turns into Tuxedo Mask*
Tuxedo Mask: I'm Tuxedo Mask. I fight for the power of love and donuts. The only thing that I do is show up and give crappy speeches of encouragement for my stupid girlfriend Serena who is Sailormoon. My roses suck and don't do anything but give people a paper cut. My stick is long, hard, shiny, and black and....*is interrupted by Mercury*
Mercury: Hey this is a kids show!
Becky: Actually it's not.
Mercury: Oh yeah. I don't do censoring. But we don't want to hear your crappy, long, and very boring speech.
Ivan: Please don't talk about your stick again. That's just sick.
Nny: Now let's see this rose thing.
Tuxedo Mask: Ok *throws rose at some audience member*
Some Audience Member: Hey! You gave me a paper cut!
Mike: That sucked.
Kurama: The guy didn't even die.
Some Audience Member: Yeah I'm still...*falls on the floor and dies from the paper cut*
Kurama: Wow paper cuts are deadly.
Mercury: That brings us to today's sponsor Weapon's 4 U! The new weapon is The paper gun, it's shoots out a bunch of paper at the enemy, neighbor, or in law and gives them paper cuts. They'll die from the loss of blood! This weapon is for children 3 years and up.
Nny: Kurama's rose whip is better.
Kurama: I would have to agree with that.
Ivan: I think my sayian power is better.
Kurama: My rose whip can kick your ass any day.
Ivan: Oh yeah?!
Kurama: Yeah!
Mercury: Stop fighting damnit! ::smacks both of them with a rolled up newspaper::
Ivan and Kurama: Ow!
Mike: Aren't we suppose to get questions from the audience?
Becky: Yeah I guess. Ok you sir.
Audience Member#14,614: Yeah this is for the star lights, can I see you turn into guys now?
Starlight's: Sure. *Turns into guys*
Seiya Kou: Sailormoon is mine you whore!
Tuxedo Mask who has turned back into Darian: She's mine you long haired man whore!
Taiki Kou: You two are pathetic.
Yaten Kou: I hate you all.
Nny: ::is playing with a knife:: I love you too.
Mercury: I have a question. What are you, a woman or a man?
All the starlight's: *shrugs*
Mercury: -.-; Oh that's real interesting.
Ivan: Does anybody else have a question.
*Silence*
Becky: *stare at audience*
Audience: *stare back*
Mike: -.-
Nny: *licks a knife*
Audience: *is getting scared*
Kurama: *is playing with a rose*
Audience: *not scared anymore*
Darian: *is kissing a picture of Sailormoon*
Seiya Kou: *is also kissing a picture of Sailormoon*
Audience: *is disturbed*
Taiki Kou: O.o;
Yaten Kou: *is plotting to take over the world*
Audience: *has the same look on there face as Taiki*
Ivan and Mercury: *are making out*
Audience: *still has that same look*
Kurama: Excuse me!
Mercury: Huh? *blush* Sorry.
Ivan: ^_^
Kurama: Grrr.
Mercury: Um so I guess since no one has any questions *looks at guest* And since the guests seem to be occupied than we should end the show.
Becky: Yeah. I'm Becky.
Mike: I'm Mike.
Nny: ::throws knife at some guy:: I'm Nny.
Darian: I'm *kisses picture* Darian *kiss*
Seiya: I'm *kisskiss* Seiya.
Taiki: O.o;? I'm Taiki.
Yaten: I'm Yaten. When I become president I will kill you all.
Kurama: I'm Kurama ::death stare at Ivan::
Ivan: I'm Ivan ::death stare at Kurama::
Mercury: Well this has been a fun show.
Audience: This show sucked!
Mercury: *eyes start to twitch* Screw you! ::shoots the audience with a missile::
Audience: X.X ::died::
Mercury: I'm *twitch* Mercury *twitchtwitch*
Ok well that was umm good. Actually it was fun writing this chapter. Hmmm I don't know what I'm going to do for the next chapter but we'll see. Oh and before I forget: Vote For Me! I want to become your next president ^_^