Everybody needs to do the happy dance ::does happy dance:: I don't have
readers block anymore or at least right now I don't! Ok today's guest is
Excel from Excel Saga. She's as crazy as we are but she is one person!
Disclaimer: If you sue me you will get a pencil, a pen, looseleaf, crayons, a notebook, a stapler, markers, an eraser, paperclips, my spanish textbook because it is evil, my math teacher because he has temper tantrums, my school, blue cheese, some poison candy, my gym period, a Dvd player from Kurama's hair, a turkey with stuffing, a lamp, a Christmas tree, a picture frame, and slippers! Don't ask.
M.B.K.A.N.C.A.G.T.R Chapter 24
*Backstage*
Mercury: Brrrr *starts to shiver*
Nny: What's the matter?
Mercury: I just had a shiver go down my spine.
Kurama: Would you like a blanket Mercury?
Ivan: Would you like a pillow too?
Kurama: *death glare towards Ivan* Would you like a blanket, a pillow, and some hot chocolate?
Ivan: *death glare towards Kurama* Would you like a blanket, a pillow, hot chocolate, and a heater?
Ivan and Kurama: *death glaring each other*
Mercury: o.O;
Nny: Can I stab them?
Becky: Anyways back to the subject at hand. You might be nervous about today's show.
Mercury: No I don't think that's it. I have a feeling that something is going to happen.
Kurama: What is it Merc-Merc-chan? Mercury: o.O? Just something bad, that's all.
*On stage (Author Mercury: OoOOOoo something bad is going to happen ^_^;)*
Becky: Welcome to M.B.K.A.N.C.A.G.T.R! I'm Becky!
Mike: ::walks in the door:: Hi I'm- *spontaneously combusts*
Everybody: *smiles*
Nny: ::is playing with his Titanium knife's collection:: I'm Nny.
Kurama: I'm *pauses and takes out a rose* Kurama.
Mercury: ::has a heart in one of her eyes::
Ivan: Grr. I'm *turns into a super saiyan* Ivan.
Mercury: ::has another heart in her eye:: I'm *sigh* Mercury.
Becky: ::splashes water on Mercury:: Wake up.
Mercury: Gah! But they look so hot *hearts in eyes*
Nny: ::throws an axe at Mercury::
Mercury: Ekkk! That almost hit me!
Nny: Stop day dreaming.
Mercury: Ok fine. Today's guest is someone who I wanted to invite for a very long time.
Becky: So why didn't you?
Mercury: We had to fire-proof the studio first. But anyways this guest is Excel! What time is it everybody?!
Some audience member: It's 9:29 P.M.
Mercury: -.- No. It's Peanut butter jelly time!! ::does the arm thingy and starts to sing the peanut butter jelly time song:: It's Peanut butter jelly time! It's peanut butter jelly time! Peanut butter jelly, peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat, peanut butter jelly with a flying cat. Now brake it down to your knees, break it down and freeze.
Everyone except Mercury: o.O;;?
Mercury: Peanut butter jelly. Now walk walk walk, talk talk talk, stop stop stop, break it up again, walk walk walk, fly fly fly, talk talk talk. Peanut butter jelly big time!
Everyone: O.O?
Mercury: Oh sorry. I guess I got carried away *blushblush*
Everyone: O.O?
Mercury: -.- I'm pressing the button now ::presses it::
*Big flashy lighty of doom with a flash*
*Out comes Excel*
Excel: Huh? What is this place?
Becky: It's our show and your the guest.
Excel: Ahhh!! ::has stars in her eyes:: Show?! I'm famous?!
Kurama: Pretty much.
Excel: *thinks to herself* This tv show can be a good way for Lord Ilpalzzo to control these poor, pathetic humans.
Ivan: We heard that.
Excel: Huh? Whoa what's with the hair? *points to Ivan's super saiyan hair*
Ivan: I'm a super sayian.
Excel: Is that an alien or something?
Ivan: Well yeah I guess.
Excel: What the hell are with these aliens! *kicks Ivan*
Ivan: Gah!
Kurama: *snicker*
Mercury: ::hits Kurama with a rolled up newspaper:: Bad fox!
Excel: He's an alien too?
Ivan: Yes he's an alien!
Kurama: Huh?
Excel: Damn alien's! *kicks Kurama*
Kurama: Grrrr *is pissed*
Ivan: *snicker*
Becky: Whoa Kurama's mad.
Nny: This should be a good show than.
Mike: ::walks in:: Hey what am I- ::a ton of bricks falls on him::
Everybody: *smiles*
Kurama: ::turns into Youko Kurama:: Youko Kurama is back!
Mercury: O.O I don't know if this is good or not.
Becky: For you no, for us yes.
Mercury: -.- Thanks.
Excel: He has a tail and ears?
Becky: He's a demon.
Excel: Oh I should introduce you to Menchi than! ::brings Menchi out of nowhere::
Menchi: *whimperwhimper*
Excel: Menchi is my emergency food source.
Menchi: Gah! *tries to escape*
Mercury: Aww he is so cute.
Youko Kurama: ::grabs Mercury:: Don't you find me cute?
Mercury: This again?
Ivan: Grrr ::grabs Youko Kurama by the hair and throws him across the room:: Don't touch my woman!
Mercury: I have a name!
Ivan: Um Don't touch my Mercury!
Mercury: ^_^
Excel: *is confused*
Becky: There fighting again.
Nny: -.-
Watanabe: Give me back my sandwich you basterd!
Iwata: Yum! ::takes a bite::
Sumiyoshi: ..... (means I want a sandwich too)
Everybody: O.o?
Watanabe, Iwata, Sumiyoshi: *all stop*
Excel: What are you guys doing here?
Nabeshin: Hi I'm Nabeshin.
Everybody: o.O;?
Nabeshin: I just wanted to introduce myself *walks away*
Becky: This is getting weird.
Menchi: *tried to jump out the window but Excel catches her*
Mercury: Really weird.
Mike: *walks in* Why do I- *a tank runs him over*
Everybody: *smiles*
Youko Kurama: That's it I'm going to show you why a youko always gets what he wants. Ivan: Which will be nothing!
Youko Kurama: Grrr ::they both start to fight::
Excel: Weee! Fight! I'm betting that dog guy wins!
*All the sudden Spooky rolls in*
Everybody: ::stops what they are doing and bows down to spooky:: All hail spooky.
Spooky: *rolls out*
Mercury: How much more is this chapter not going to make any sense?
*You than see Adam as Seto Kaiba and Angel as Yugi fighting each other*
Adam Kaiba: I will defeat you with my Blue eyes White Dragon!
Angel Yugi: I will use Exodia!
Adam Kaiba: Noooo!!!
Angel Yugi: I have defeated you Adam Kaiba!
Everybody: O.o;;;;
Mercury: That's better.
Becky: But I thought that you didn't want weird things happening?
Mercury: No it's ok now cause I'm going to go temporarily insane....now. ::starts to dance on a table:: Hidi hidi ho with the hey and the may!
Everybody: o.O;
Mercury: Hail Lord Ilpalazzo!
Ilpalazzo: Who are you?
Excel: Lord Ilpalazzo! ::jumps on him::
Ilpalazzo: ::shoots her with a gun:: Excel: X.X *is dead than comes back to life*
Nny: I really think we should end the show now.
Becky: Yeah. I'm Becky.
Nny: I'm Nny.
Watanabe: I'm Watanabe ::has Iwata in a head lock::
Iwata: I'm Iwata ::has a nosebleed::
Sumiyoshi: ....... (means I'm Sumiyoshi)
Ilpalazzo: I'm your Lord Ilpalazzo.
Adam Kaiba: I'm Adam Seto Kaiba.
Angel Yugi: I'm Angel Yami Yugi.
Nabeshin: I'm Nabeshin.
Mike: I'm Mi- *has a jet fall on him* I'm M- *has the Titanic fall on him* I'm Mik- *is shot by a bazooka* I'm- *has a tree fall on him* I- *has a bunch of tigers attack him* I- *has Spooky attack him with Gir and a peanut butter jelly sandwich*
Everybody: *smiles, does arm thingy, than eats a peanut butter and jelly sandwich while having the song in the back round*
Mercury: I'm Mercury! I guess nothing bad did happen on today's show.
Youko Kurama: :grabs Mercury:: So want to go to my place?
Mercury: ^_^;
Ivan: ::throws Youko Kurama off Mercury and grabs her:: Your going to my place, right?
Mercury: ^_^;; Say bye now.
Youko Kurama: I'm *flips his hair back* Youko Kurama *sexy grin*
Ivan: I'm *powers up* Ivan *sexy grin*
Mercury: ::glomps Youko Kurama and Ivan::
I don't have writers block anymore! If you are wondering why Mike keeps on having multiple deaths well it's because Becky and him broke up and he is a pussy. Can't sue me, I told you I don't do censoring! I didn't type up the whole Peanut butter and jelly song. It's a really good song even though I don't like peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. Oh well. Also I don't know if I spelt Exodia right or anything like that, I don't really watch Yu-gi- oh. Remember to vote for me as the president of the world ^_^.
Mike: Why do I- *is run over by a bus*
Everybody: *smiles*
Disclaimer: If you sue me you will get a pencil, a pen, looseleaf, crayons, a notebook, a stapler, markers, an eraser, paperclips, my spanish textbook because it is evil, my math teacher because he has temper tantrums, my school, blue cheese, some poison candy, my gym period, a Dvd player from Kurama's hair, a turkey with stuffing, a lamp, a Christmas tree, a picture frame, and slippers! Don't ask.
M.B.K.A.N.C.A.G.T.R Chapter 24
*Backstage*
Mercury: Brrrr *starts to shiver*
Nny: What's the matter?
Mercury: I just had a shiver go down my spine.
Kurama: Would you like a blanket Mercury?
Ivan: Would you like a pillow too?
Kurama: *death glare towards Ivan* Would you like a blanket, a pillow, and some hot chocolate?
Ivan: *death glare towards Kurama* Would you like a blanket, a pillow, hot chocolate, and a heater?
Ivan and Kurama: *death glaring each other*
Mercury: o.O;
Nny: Can I stab them?
Becky: Anyways back to the subject at hand. You might be nervous about today's show.
Mercury: No I don't think that's it. I have a feeling that something is going to happen.
Kurama: What is it Merc-Merc-chan? Mercury: o.O? Just something bad, that's all.
*On stage (Author Mercury: OoOOOoo something bad is going to happen ^_^;)*
Becky: Welcome to M.B.K.A.N.C.A.G.T.R! I'm Becky!
Mike: ::walks in the door:: Hi I'm- *spontaneously combusts*
Everybody: *smiles*
Nny: ::is playing with his Titanium knife's collection:: I'm Nny.
Kurama: I'm *pauses and takes out a rose* Kurama.
Mercury: ::has a heart in one of her eyes::
Ivan: Grr. I'm *turns into a super saiyan* Ivan.
Mercury: ::has another heart in her eye:: I'm *sigh* Mercury.
Becky: ::splashes water on Mercury:: Wake up.
Mercury: Gah! But they look so hot *hearts in eyes*
Nny: ::throws an axe at Mercury::
Mercury: Ekkk! That almost hit me!
Nny: Stop day dreaming.
Mercury: Ok fine. Today's guest is someone who I wanted to invite for a very long time.
Becky: So why didn't you?
Mercury: We had to fire-proof the studio first. But anyways this guest is Excel! What time is it everybody?!
Some audience member: It's 9:29 P.M.
Mercury: -.- No. It's Peanut butter jelly time!! ::does the arm thingy and starts to sing the peanut butter jelly time song:: It's Peanut butter jelly time! It's peanut butter jelly time! Peanut butter jelly, peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat, peanut butter jelly with a flying cat. Now brake it down to your knees, break it down and freeze.
Everyone except Mercury: o.O;;?
Mercury: Peanut butter jelly. Now walk walk walk, talk talk talk, stop stop stop, break it up again, walk walk walk, fly fly fly, talk talk talk. Peanut butter jelly big time!
Everyone: O.O?
Mercury: Oh sorry. I guess I got carried away *blushblush*
Everyone: O.O?
Mercury: -.- I'm pressing the button now ::presses it::
*Big flashy lighty of doom with a flash*
*Out comes Excel*
Excel: Huh? What is this place?
Becky: It's our show and your the guest.
Excel: Ahhh!! ::has stars in her eyes:: Show?! I'm famous?!
Kurama: Pretty much.
Excel: *thinks to herself* This tv show can be a good way for Lord Ilpalzzo to control these poor, pathetic humans.
Ivan: We heard that.
Excel: Huh? Whoa what's with the hair? *points to Ivan's super saiyan hair*
Ivan: I'm a super sayian.
Excel: Is that an alien or something?
Ivan: Well yeah I guess.
Excel: What the hell are with these aliens! *kicks Ivan*
Ivan: Gah!
Kurama: *snicker*
Mercury: ::hits Kurama with a rolled up newspaper:: Bad fox!
Excel: He's an alien too?
Ivan: Yes he's an alien!
Kurama: Huh?
Excel: Damn alien's! *kicks Kurama*
Kurama: Grrrr *is pissed*
Ivan: *snicker*
Becky: Whoa Kurama's mad.
Nny: This should be a good show than.
Mike: ::walks in:: Hey what am I- ::a ton of bricks falls on him::
Everybody: *smiles*
Kurama: ::turns into Youko Kurama:: Youko Kurama is back!
Mercury: O.O I don't know if this is good or not.
Becky: For you no, for us yes.
Mercury: -.- Thanks.
Excel: He has a tail and ears?
Becky: He's a demon.
Excel: Oh I should introduce you to Menchi than! ::brings Menchi out of nowhere::
Menchi: *whimperwhimper*
Excel: Menchi is my emergency food source.
Menchi: Gah! *tries to escape*
Mercury: Aww he is so cute.
Youko Kurama: ::grabs Mercury:: Don't you find me cute?
Mercury: This again?
Ivan: Grrr ::grabs Youko Kurama by the hair and throws him across the room:: Don't touch my woman!
Mercury: I have a name!
Ivan: Um Don't touch my Mercury!
Mercury: ^_^
Excel: *is confused*
Becky: There fighting again.
Nny: -.-
Watanabe: Give me back my sandwich you basterd!
Iwata: Yum! ::takes a bite::
Sumiyoshi: ..... (means I want a sandwich too)
Everybody: O.o?
Watanabe, Iwata, Sumiyoshi: *all stop*
Excel: What are you guys doing here?
Nabeshin: Hi I'm Nabeshin.
Everybody: o.O;?
Nabeshin: I just wanted to introduce myself *walks away*
Becky: This is getting weird.
Menchi: *tried to jump out the window but Excel catches her*
Mercury: Really weird.
Mike: *walks in* Why do I- *a tank runs him over*
Everybody: *smiles*
Youko Kurama: That's it I'm going to show you why a youko always gets what he wants. Ivan: Which will be nothing!
Youko Kurama: Grrr ::they both start to fight::
Excel: Weee! Fight! I'm betting that dog guy wins!
*All the sudden Spooky rolls in*
Everybody: ::stops what they are doing and bows down to spooky:: All hail spooky.
Spooky: *rolls out*
Mercury: How much more is this chapter not going to make any sense?
*You than see Adam as Seto Kaiba and Angel as Yugi fighting each other*
Adam Kaiba: I will defeat you with my Blue eyes White Dragon!
Angel Yugi: I will use Exodia!
Adam Kaiba: Noooo!!!
Angel Yugi: I have defeated you Adam Kaiba!
Everybody: O.o;;;;
Mercury: That's better.
Becky: But I thought that you didn't want weird things happening?
Mercury: No it's ok now cause I'm going to go temporarily insane....now. ::starts to dance on a table:: Hidi hidi ho with the hey and the may!
Everybody: o.O;
Mercury: Hail Lord Ilpalazzo!
Ilpalazzo: Who are you?
Excel: Lord Ilpalazzo! ::jumps on him::
Ilpalazzo: ::shoots her with a gun:: Excel: X.X *is dead than comes back to life*
Nny: I really think we should end the show now.
Becky: Yeah. I'm Becky.
Nny: I'm Nny.
Watanabe: I'm Watanabe ::has Iwata in a head lock::
Iwata: I'm Iwata ::has a nosebleed::
Sumiyoshi: ....... (means I'm Sumiyoshi)
Ilpalazzo: I'm your Lord Ilpalazzo.
Adam Kaiba: I'm Adam Seto Kaiba.
Angel Yugi: I'm Angel Yami Yugi.
Nabeshin: I'm Nabeshin.
Mike: I'm Mi- *has a jet fall on him* I'm M- *has the Titanic fall on him* I'm Mik- *is shot by a bazooka* I'm- *has a tree fall on him* I- *has a bunch of tigers attack him* I- *has Spooky attack him with Gir and a peanut butter jelly sandwich*
Everybody: *smiles, does arm thingy, than eats a peanut butter and jelly sandwich while having the song in the back round*
Mercury: I'm Mercury! I guess nothing bad did happen on today's show.
Youko Kurama: :grabs Mercury:: So want to go to my place?
Mercury: ^_^;
Ivan: ::throws Youko Kurama off Mercury and grabs her:: Your going to my place, right?
Mercury: ^_^;; Say bye now.
Youko Kurama: I'm *flips his hair back* Youko Kurama *sexy grin*
Ivan: I'm *powers up* Ivan *sexy grin*
Mercury: ::glomps Youko Kurama and Ivan::
I don't have writers block anymore! If you are wondering why Mike keeps on having multiple deaths well it's because Becky and him broke up and he is a pussy. Can't sue me, I told you I don't do censoring! I didn't type up the whole Peanut butter and jelly song. It's a really good song even though I don't like peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. Oh well. Also I don't know if I spelt Exodia right or anything like that, I don't really watch Yu-gi- oh. Remember to vote for me as the president of the world ^_^.
Mike: Why do I- *is run over by a bus*
Everybody: *smiles*