Hey all! I know I've been very slow very very very very very slow at
updating my chapters but a whole lot of shit has happened in the past 2
months. Wow I'm really behind. Oh well I'll catch up now. There are some
changes or at least just for this chapter. Any who my guest for today is
Alucard from Hellsing!! Red coat + black and silver guns + really cool
shades= A really hot anime guy that you can't help but love! I wish math
was really like this than I would actually be passing.
Disclaimer: If you sue me you will get a pencil, a pen, looseleaf, markers, a stapler, a notebook, crayons, an eraser, paperclips, my Spanish textbook because it is evil, my math teacher because he has temper tantrums, my school, blue cheese, some poison candy, my gym period, a Dvd player from Kurama's hair, a turkey with stuffing, a lamp, a Christmas tree, a picture frame, slippers, and a guide to blackmailing people! Oh yeah, that's the stuff! ^_^
M.B.K.A.N.C.A.G.T.R Chapter 25
*Backstage*
Mercury: Ok I'm coming out. Now I want your honest opinion on how I look ::comes out of room in a pin-stripped suit::
Kurama: I think you look very intelligent, not like you aren't already *smiles*
Mercury: ::big sparkly eyes:: Aww Thank you Kuramie-chan.
Nny: Heh just don't get blood on that nice suit of yours.
Mercury: Ok now we can start the show.
Becky: ::walks in:: Hey no one told me we were doing a show today.
Mercury: That's because your suppose to be on vacation on the Island of Doom um I mean the Island of Money. Yeah that's right Island of Money.
Becky: I am?
Nny: Yeah we even bought you 2 tickets.
Becky: Oh I know who I'm going to invite ::runs out::
Mercury: Yeah we know too.
Kurama: O.o You scare me sometimes.
*On stage*
Mercury: Hello and Welcome to M.B.K.A.N.C.A.G.T.R! I'm your President Mercury!
Kurama: I'm the President's mistress Kurama ::hugs Mercury::
Mercury: ^_^
Nny: And I'm one of the President's assassin's ::throws knife at audience member::
Audience Member: X.X ::died::
Mercury: Wow we didn't even start the show and someone is already dead.
Nny: ::looks at guys body:: Wait. That's not my knife.
Kurama: What do you mean?
Nny: I only use my Titanium knifes ::takes knife out of audience members skull:: This knife has the name "Dark Cloud" on it. Who's Dark Cloud?
???? (Author Mercury: Could be the guy named Dark Cloud :P): It's me. Obviously I have better aim than you. And.
::Everybody turns around and find out that Dark Cloud is.::
Brian: I'm the president's top assassin but I'm still going to assassinate her.
Mercury: -.- Oh thanks. I feel so special.
Eric: ::comes through the front door:: And I'm the First Lady...I mean the First Man.
Brian: Sure you do.
Eric: Shut up. At least I didn't go threw the window and steal all there food before killing some guy.
Nny: You better not have touched my freezy!
Brian: At least my entrance was better than yours. All you did was open a door.
Kurama: ::is in chibi form:: Merc Merc-chan? Who are these people?
Mercury: ^_^ Awww so cute. Just more people that I added to my work force.
Kurama: ::in normal form:: But I am still your mistress, right Merc Merc- chan?
Mercury: Of course my Kuramie-chan ::starched his chin::
Kurama: Prrrr ::turns into Youko Kurama::
Mercury: Aww crap. It's been so long I forgot he even turned into Youko Kurama.
Youko Kurama: ::hugs Mercury:: Hey your suppose to be happy to see me remember?
Mercury: Can we start the show now?
Brian: No! You must first tell me what you fear!
Everybody: O.O?
Nny: I like him.
Brian: Fine don't answer me. You'll all die later.
Mercury: ^_^ *hums*
Brian: You too.
Mercury: *pouts*
Eric: Wait we're missing someone.
::All the sudden Chris a.k.a Hood Boy is standing next to Eric::
Chris a.k.a Hood Boy: Hey.
Everybody: O.O?
Mercury: Let me start the mother focking thing already!
*The lovely sound of Slience*
Mercury: Thank you. Now I shall press the shiny green button to bring in our guest ::presses it::
::Big shiny lighty of Doomy Doom::
::Out comes Alucard::
Alucard: *stares*
Brian: Cool.
Chris a.k.a Hood Boy: Hey.
Nny: Nice gun.
Eric: *Just stares*
Youko Kurama: *Is busy rubbing his face up against Mercury's*
Eric: Grrrr.
Mercury: -.-
Alucard: O.o; Who are you people?
Nny: We are people.
Brian: I'm not human.
Everybody: *stares at Brian*
Alucard: Neither am I ::looks at Mercury:: You look like Integral.
Mercury: Well I guess I should properly introduce myself. I'm your President, Mercury.
Alucard: ::walks up to Mercury::
Mercury: O.O?
Alucard: *evil smile* (Author Mercury: If you watch the show the first thing you notice is his smile. Anytime he smiles he looks evil. I love it ^_^)
Mercury: O.O;
Alucard: ::puts glasses on Mercury:: Now you look just like her.
Mercury: ::is confused and scared:: Um..Thanks, I guess.
Nny: May we get on with the interview.
Eric: I got a question. Who do you worship the canoe or the blue cheese?
Alucard: -.- I'm not answering that.
Brian: I have a question too. Where'd you get those guns?
Alucard: I got them from Walter.
Brian: Um ok.That doesn't tell me anything but yeah.
Youko Kurama: I have a question *evil smile* Why are you trying to steal my woman! ::grabs Mercury::
Mercury: ^_^;;
Alucard: O.o;
Eric: -.-
Chris a.k.a Hood Boy: ::can't see his face because his hood is covering him::
Nny: ::throws knife at audience member::
Audience Member: X.x ::dies::
Brian: Nice one.
Nny: Thanks.
Brian: But I can do it better ::take out a sword and throws it, the sword goes threw 2 audience members heads (Author Mercury: Violence, it's good for the soul ^_^)::
Nny: Hmmm *impressed*
Eric: Grrr. Who said she was your woman.
Youko Kurama: I did.
Eric: I'll kick your ass.
Youko Kurama: Hey! That's my line!
Chris a.k.a Hood Boy: I got a good idea. Why don't you both shut up.
Everybody except Hood Boy: O.O
Chris a.k.a Hood Boy: What? I have to say something once in a while.
Alucard: I agree with him. You both need to shut up.
Youko Kurama and Eric: Hey!
Alucard: ::pulls out his silver and black guns:: Know your place humans *smiles (Author Mercury: You gotta love his smile, it's always evil. Even when he is happy.)*
Youko Kurama: I'm not a human.
Alucard: Fine. Know your place humans and dogs *smiles again*
Youko Kurama: DOG! I'm not a DOG! I'm the great thief Youko Kurama! And ::grabs Mercury:: She's mine.
Mercury: -.- Why do they always treat me as a possession?
Youko Kurama: That's because you are my possession *innocent smile*
Mercury: ::grabs a giant rolled up newspaper and starts to hit Youko Kurama with it:: I'm not your possession! ::continues to plummet him with a newspaper::
Youko Kurama: @_@ ::knocked out::
Alucard: O.o? When you think you saw it all someone comes and shows you that you could use a newspaper as the ultimate weapon.
Mercury: Damn straight! And that brings us to today's sponsor, Weapons 4 U. There new gun is the Paper Cutter. It sends a whole bunch of paper with poison sides. Your target with die from the loss of blood. You can get the poison in regular or scented. I should get that for my bad Youkie-Kuramie chan! ::starts to hit him with a rolled up newspaper again::
Youko Kurama: @_@
Brian: I like that ad.
Chris a.k.a Hood Boy: I don't get it. How can you die from a paper cut?
Alucard: O.o Shouldn't someone stop her?
Nny: No I like seeing him get beat up.
Eric: ::grabs Mercury:: Have I ever told you that you're my favorite English muffin?
Mercury: ^_^;
Alucard: I think we should end the show now.
Everybody: O.o?
Alucard: What? It's not like I'm saying this, the author is making me (Author Mercury: That's not true, they say whatever the hell they want. It's not like I hold up a gun to there face and make them say this stuff *innocent smile*)
Nny: Wait. Weren't we going to check up on how Becky was doing?
Mercury: Oh yeah ::turns on a big screen television::
*You see Becky and ::drum roll:: Ivan tied up on a pole with a bunch of natives singing around them. Than one of them bring out a pot of boiling water.*
Mercury: ::turns off the Tv:: Heh they look like there having fun *evil smile*
Youko Kurama and Eric: Your so evil ::gives each other the evil eye::
Mercury: Ok ending the show now. I'm Mercury ::throws a grenade in the audience::
Some of the audience: X.X ::dies::
Nny: I'm Nny ::throws his Titanium knifes at the audience::
Some more of the audience: X.X ::dies::
Chris a.k.a Hood Boy: I'm Hood Boy..I mean Chris ::takes out a bow and arrow and shoots the audience with it::
Some more of the audience: X.x ::dies::
Brian: I'm Brian ::takes out the Alester and chops peoples heads off::
Audience members heads: X.X ::dies::
Alucard: I'm Alucard ::grabs a glass of blood and smiles::
Audience that is still alive: O.O
Youko Kurama: I'm Mercury's Youkie-Kuramie chan ::hugs Mercury and rubs his face against hers::
Mercury: ^_^;
Eric: No. I'm Mercury's Eric-chan ::does the same thing as Youko Kurama::
Mercury: ::throws another grenade in the audience:: Oops. My hand slipped *smile*
Rest of audience: X.X ::died::
Well I guess that was ok. I have many versions to those 2 being on the island. But you might not want to hear them. Anyways Kenshin is the next chapters guest! ::Everybody claps:: Sir Ken *sighs*
Disclaimer: If you sue me you will get a pencil, a pen, looseleaf, markers, a stapler, a notebook, crayons, an eraser, paperclips, my Spanish textbook because it is evil, my math teacher because he has temper tantrums, my school, blue cheese, some poison candy, my gym period, a Dvd player from Kurama's hair, a turkey with stuffing, a lamp, a Christmas tree, a picture frame, slippers, and a guide to blackmailing people! Oh yeah, that's the stuff! ^_^
M.B.K.A.N.C.A.G.T.R Chapter 25
*Backstage*
Mercury: Ok I'm coming out. Now I want your honest opinion on how I look ::comes out of room in a pin-stripped suit::
Kurama: I think you look very intelligent, not like you aren't already *smiles*
Mercury: ::big sparkly eyes:: Aww Thank you Kuramie-chan.
Nny: Heh just don't get blood on that nice suit of yours.
Mercury: Ok now we can start the show.
Becky: ::walks in:: Hey no one told me we were doing a show today.
Mercury: That's because your suppose to be on vacation on the Island of Doom um I mean the Island of Money. Yeah that's right Island of Money.
Becky: I am?
Nny: Yeah we even bought you 2 tickets.
Becky: Oh I know who I'm going to invite ::runs out::
Mercury: Yeah we know too.
Kurama: O.o You scare me sometimes.
*On stage*
Mercury: Hello and Welcome to M.B.K.A.N.C.A.G.T.R! I'm your President Mercury!
Kurama: I'm the President's mistress Kurama ::hugs Mercury::
Mercury: ^_^
Nny: And I'm one of the President's assassin's ::throws knife at audience member::
Audience Member: X.X ::died::
Mercury: Wow we didn't even start the show and someone is already dead.
Nny: ::looks at guys body:: Wait. That's not my knife.
Kurama: What do you mean?
Nny: I only use my Titanium knifes ::takes knife out of audience members skull:: This knife has the name "Dark Cloud" on it. Who's Dark Cloud?
???? (Author Mercury: Could be the guy named Dark Cloud :P): It's me. Obviously I have better aim than you. And.
::Everybody turns around and find out that Dark Cloud is.::
Brian: I'm the president's top assassin but I'm still going to assassinate her.
Mercury: -.- Oh thanks. I feel so special.
Eric: ::comes through the front door:: And I'm the First Lady...I mean the First Man.
Brian: Sure you do.
Eric: Shut up. At least I didn't go threw the window and steal all there food before killing some guy.
Nny: You better not have touched my freezy!
Brian: At least my entrance was better than yours. All you did was open a door.
Kurama: ::is in chibi form:: Merc Merc-chan? Who are these people?
Mercury: ^_^ Awww so cute. Just more people that I added to my work force.
Kurama: ::in normal form:: But I am still your mistress, right Merc Merc- chan?
Mercury: Of course my Kuramie-chan ::starched his chin::
Kurama: Prrrr ::turns into Youko Kurama::
Mercury: Aww crap. It's been so long I forgot he even turned into Youko Kurama.
Youko Kurama: ::hugs Mercury:: Hey your suppose to be happy to see me remember?
Mercury: Can we start the show now?
Brian: No! You must first tell me what you fear!
Everybody: O.O?
Nny: I like him.
Brian: Fine don't answer me. You'll all die later.
Mercury: ^_^ *hums*
Brian: You too.
Mercury: *pouts*
Eric: Wait we're missing someone.
::All the sudden Chris a.k.a Hood Boy is standing next to Eric::
Chris a.k.a Hood Boy: Hey.
Everybody: O.O?
Mercury: Let me start the mother focking thing already!
*The lovely sound of Slience*
Mercury: Thank you. Now I shall press the shiny green button to bring in our guest ::presses it::
::Big shiny lighty of Doomy Doom::
::Out comes Alucard::
Alucard: *stares*
Brian: Cool.
Chris a.k.a Hood Boy: Hey.
Nny: Nice gun.
Eric: *Just stares*
Youko Kurama: *Is busy rubbing his face up against Mercury's*
Eric: Grrrr.
Mercury: -.-
Alucard: O.o; Who are you people?
Nny: We are people.
Brian: I'm not human.
Everybody: *stares at Brian*
Alucard: Neither am I ::looks at Mercury:: You look like Integral.
Mercury: Well I guess I should properly introduce myself. I'm your President, Mercury.
Alucard: ::walks up to Mercury::
Mercury: O.O?
Alucard: *evil smile* (Author Mercury: If you watch the show the first thing you notice is his smile. Anytime he smiles he looks evil. I love it ^_^)
Mercury: O.O;
Alucard: ::puts glasses on Mercury:: Now you look just like her.
Mercury: ::is confused and scared:: Um..Thanks, I guess.
Nny: May we get on with the interview.
Eric: I got a question. Who do you worship the canoe or the blue cheese?
Alucard: -.- I'm not answering that.
Brian: I have a question too. Where'd you get those guns?
Alucard: I got them from Walter.
Brian: Um ok.That doesn't tell me anything but yeah.
Youko Kurama: I have a question *evil smile* Why are you trying to steal my woman! ::grabs Mercury::
Mercury: ^_^;;
Alucard: O.o;
Eric: -.-
Chris a.k.a Hood Boy: ::can't see his face because his hood is covering him::
Nny: ::throws knife at audience member::
Audience Member: X.x ::dies::
Brian: Nice one.
Nny: Thanks.
Brian: But I can do it better ::take out a sword and throws it, the sword goes threw 2 audience members heads (Author Mercury: Violence, it's good for the soul ^_^)::
Nny: Hmmm *impressed*
Eric: Grrr. Who said she was your woman.
Youko Kurama: I did.
Eric: I'll kick your ass.
Youko Kurama: Hey! That's my line!
Chris a.k.a Hood Boy: I got a good idea. Why don't you both shut up.
Everybody except Hood Boy: O.O
Chris a.k.a Hood Boy: What? I have to say something once in a while.
Alucard: I agree with him. You both need to shut up.
Youko Kurama and Eric: Hey!
Alucard: ::pulls out his silver and black guns:: Know your place humans *smiles (Author Mercury: You gotta love his smile, it's always evil. Even when he is happy.)*
Youko Kurama: I'm not a human.
Alucard: Fine. Know your place humans and dogs *smiles again*
Youko Kurama: DOG! I'm not a DOG! I'm the great thief Youko Kurama! And ::grabs Mercury:: She's mine.
Mercury: -.- Why do they always treat me as a possession?
Youko Kurama: That's because you are my possession *innocent smile*
Mercury: ::grabs a giant rolled up newspaper and starts to hit Youko Kurama with it:: I'm not your possession! ::continues to plummet him with a newspaper::
Youko Kurama: @_@ ::knocked out::
Alucard: O.o? When you think you saw it all someone comes and shows you that you could use a newspaper as the ultimate weapon.
Mercury: Damn straight! And that brings us to today's sponsor, Weapons 4 U. There new gun is the Paper Cutter. It sends a whole bunch of paper with poison sides. Your target with die from the loss of blood. You can get the poison in regular or scented. I should get that for my bad Youkie-Kuramie chan! ::starts to hit him with a rolled up newspaper again::
Youko Kurama: @_@
Brian: I like that ad.
Chris a.k.a Hood Boy: I don't get it. How can you die from a paper cut?
Alucard: O.o Shouldn't someone stop her?
Nny: No I like seeing him get beat up.
Eric: ::grabs Mercury:: Have I ever told you that you're my favorite English muffin?
Mercury: ^_^;
Alucard: I think we should end the show now.
Everybody: O.o?
Alucard: What? It's not like I'm saying this, the author is making me (Author Mercury: That's not true, they say whatever the hell they want. It's not like I hold up a gun to there face and make them say this stuff *innocent smile*)
Nny: Wait. Weren't we going to check up on how Becky was doing?
Mercury: Oh yeah ::turns on a big screen television::
*You see Becky and ::drum roll:: Ivan tied up on a pole with a bunch of natives singing around them. Than one of them bring out a pot of boiling water.*
Mercury: ::turns off the Tv:: Heh they look like there having fun *evil smile*
Youko Kurama and Eric: Your so evil ::gives each other the evil eye::
Mercury: Ok ending the show now. I'm Mercury ::throws a grenade in the audience::
Some of the audience: X.X ::dies::
Nny: I'm Nny ::throws his Titanium knifes at the audience::
Some more of the audience: X.X ::dies::
Chris a.k.a Hood Boy: I'm Hood Boy..I mean Chris ::takes out a bow and arrow and shoots the audience with it::
Some more of the audience: X.x ::dies::
Brian: I'm Brian ::takes out the Alester and chops peoples heads off::
Audience members heads: X.X ::dies::
Alucard: I'm Alucard ::grabs a glass of blood and smiles::
Audience that is still alive: O.O
Youko Kurama: I'm Mercury's Youkie-Kuramie chan ::hugs Mercury and rubs his face against hers::
Mercury: ^_^;
Eric: No. I'm Mercury's Eric-chan ::does the same thing as Youko Kurama::
Mercury: ::throws another grenade in the audience:: Oops. My hand slipped *smile*
Rest of audience: X.X ::died::
Well I guess that was ok. I have many versions to those 2 being on the island. But you might not want to hear them. Anyways Kenshin is the next chapters guest! ::Everybody claps:: Sir Ken *sighs*