Disclaimer: Take a wild, wild guess.
A/N: Here's chapter 3, if it's really messed up, it's cause I had to do it on notepad,
and the spellcheck isn't on it.
Song* of the Chapter:
Last night I just wanted to have fun
To go out with my friends
I took my dad's car
I never thought he would find out
But I crashed in a wall
Man I'm dead
I guess it's no use
I'm screwing up every little thing I ever tried to do
I'm born to lose
Yeah yeah Yeah yeah
God must hate me
He cursed me for eternity
God must hate me
Maybe you should pray for me
I'm breaking down and you can't save me
I'm stuck in hell and I wanna go home
I wanna go home.
Last night I had to study for this test
I forgot man I'm dead
And now my brain is burstin' out of
of my head.
I can't think, I can't breathe
Once agin it's no use
I'm screwing up every little thing I ever tried to do
I'm born to lose
Yeh yeah. Yeah yeah
God must hate me
He cursed me for eternity
God must hate me
Maybe you should pray for me
I'm breakin down and you can't save me
I'm stuck in hell and I wanna go home
So what in the world
Am I supposed to do
I never did anything to you
So can't you find something else to do
God must hate me
He cursed me for eternity
God must hate me
Maybe you should pray for me
I'm breakin down and you can't save me
I'm stuck in hell and I wanna go home
God must hate me
I wanna go home
God must hate me
I wanna go home
God must hate me
I wanna go home
God must hate me
I wanna go home
You can't save me
God must hate me now
~God Must Hate me by Simple Plan~
(* Occasionally I might do a song instead of a quote :)
Secrets of the Sorcerer: Chapter 4
Godric and Harry finally reached Harry's room in the north wing. "Here you are
Harry, your room." Harry walked in to the room, only to find a common room exactly
like modern day Gryffindor tower. As he gaped at the room, Godric pulled him up the
stairs to the bedroom. The bedroom was an exact replica of his bedroom in
Gryffindor, apart from there only being one large king-sized bed.
While Harry stared at his new room, Godric clapped him on his shoulder so hard
that Harry wondered if he was somehow related to Hagrid. "Well Harry." Godric said.
"I must be going, you will find your schedule in your common room. He walked out of
Harry's room and strode out of the portrait hole.
Harry finally decided to check his schedule for his lessons, considering he
started tomorrow. After he had gotten to the common room, he found it on a desk in
the corner. As he glanced over it, a frown came to his face. Potions with Salazar
first and last he had training in fighting, wandless magic, among other things
that were essential to becoming a powerful sorcerer.
Sighing, Harry decided to try to find the twins, he was in need of
something to cheer him up. He wandered around the halls for a while before bumping
into Rowena.
Looking up at her sheepishly, he mumbled sorry and continued down the hall
before remembering that she knew where the twins were staying. He ran back to her,
"Err...Professor Ravenclaw?" He asked.
She turned to face him, "Rowena, Harry. Now, what did you need?" Rowena
smiled at him kindly.
Harry grinned, "Could you show me where Fred and George are staying?"
Rowena shrugged, "Of course, but I doubt that they are still there."
"It's alright." Harry assured her, I'd just like to know where they are,
I'm assuming that they went to find Professor Slytherin."
Rowena immediatly understood what he meant, "You're probably correct Harry,
now just follow me, I'll show you their rooms." She led him down a few corridors
before stopping in front of a shimmery dark blue door witha pitch black raven
fluttering around.
"This is where they stay. I you noticed, all of our pupil's doors have their
house symbol on it. If you had looked at yours, you might have seen the crimson door
and golden gryffin on it. I personally wish that my symbol was that magnificent beast."
She looked at Harry, "Well, I must be off, Helga needed me to help her with some runes."
Rowena went down the hall, leaving Harry to find his way back to his rooms.
He wandered about for around an hour, looking for his crimson door. He found it
just as Fred and George came running by. Upon seeing Harry, they rushed over to him and
attempted to hide behind him.
Fred got up and went to Harry, "Hey mate, can you hide us, dear Professor
Slytherin isn't exactly to happy with us."
The twins started begging him untill he unlocked his door and used a concealing
charm on his friends. He wasn't a moment to soon, for the second after, a sopping wet
Slytherin came storming down the hall.
He stopped in front of Harry, "Potter, where are those two troublemakers." He
snarled.
Harry shrugged, "Yeah, I saw them." He could just imagine the looks of horror on
the twins' faces. "They ran down the stairs, I think they went down." He gestured vaugely
to the beautiful marble staircase. Slytherin turned on his heel and strode to the steps,
where he proptly slipped on the puddle around his feet.
Fighting back a loud chuckle, Harry quickly retreated to his room while Slytherin
glared at him. He colapsed on his couch and took the charm off of the twins. They
laughed at the look on Slytherin's face when he fell.
When they stopped, Fred and George thought that it would be best if they remained
absent untill dinner. They went back to their rooms, after they borrowed the Marauder's
Map from Harry.
:~:~:~:
When Harry appeared in the Great Hall for dinner, around 6:30, he was shocked to
see Nevile Longbottom sitting quite nervously next to Helga and Slytherin. When he saw
Harry walk in, he waved weakly from his seat, then he shrank back in his chair while
Helga and Salazar argued about who Salazar should make his heir. Helga thought it should
be Draco, while Salazar had changed his mind and thought that he should bring Severus
Snape, even though he was a little old. They eventually stopped when the feast appeared.
Neville sighed with relif, but still looked as if he was on edge.
Harry swallowed a mouthful of chicken and began to talk to Fred and George about
their punishment for pranking Slytherin. Godric, who had 'accidentally' listened to the
details, let out a rich laugh. They eventually subsided and Salazar was glaring at the
lot of them, but stopped when Godric clapped his back, much like he had done to Harry.
He stopped glaring, but that was mostly due the large peice of steak that had lodged
itself in his throat.
He politely excused himself in-between coughs, and rushed to the dungeons. Soon after
Harry did the same, he was closely followed by the twins and Neville, who was quite
pleased that he could have an excuse to leave.
Harry turned to Neville, "Neville, I don't believe that we've seen your rooms
yet, or yours." He nodded towards Fred and George.
Neville led them towards the Astronamy tower, but turned to a shimmering yellow
door with a silver and black badger romeing around it. He opened the door and all four of
them stepped inside. Fred looked at the room and nodded appreciatively. George walked
around, examining things, while Harry talked about stuff.
Harry looked at the room. "Nice set of rooms Nev." He said.
Neville shrugged, "Thanks, Helga's a really nice woman. She's like Professor
Sprout."
Harry studied his friend for a moment, he was much more relaxed when he wasn't
around Snape or Salazar. "When did Helga go to get you?" He asked.
"Well, I was actually spending the summer with Professor Sprout, she said that
since I was her best student in Herbology, I should stay with her at Hogwarts. We're
working on a cure for Lycanthropy." He finished grinning.
"That's great Neville, maybe you should ask Helga to help you, since Sprout
can't." Harry said."
Neville looked at him happily, "That's a great idea Harry, I'll go after I see
your rooms and Fred and George's rooms."
Harry shrugged,"Sure, I think mine are closer."
Fred and George bounced over, "Great place Nev, thank god all of our rooms are
the same size or else we'd be in here all the time."
Neville looked at the twins, but ending up deciding to put a few charms on the
door to keep them out.
Harry led them to his room and inside it. Fred and George, who had already seen
it, due the little escapaed with Slytherin, were loitering around...at least that's what
Harry thought. Neville was looking at his common room, which was exactly the same as his,
apart from the colors.
After he was done, they traveled down to where the twins were staying. Their room
was setup with their lab and many potions bottles with strange stuff inside them. Harry
could see that they had been putting the thousand galleons they had recived from him to
good use.
They came over to Harry in nthe middle of his examinations of the bottles, "Thanks
Harry." Fred whispered.
"Ditto here Harry, we still have a quarter of it left. We invested half and spent
half of what was left on this stuff." George said.
"Rowena, being as kind as she is, brought our lab here." Fred said with a grin.
"That's where we got the stuff to get Slytherin."
"Y'know," Harry said thoughtfully, "We should start our own generation of Marauder's.
I mean we do have the map, an invisibility cloak-"
George interupted him, "You have one to? Wow, me and Fred each got one when we got
home. Mum let us floo to Diagon Alley, we told her that we needed to get Bill his birthday
present. The cloaks are how we got out of the house unnoticed."
Harry was genuinly surprised, "Wow...maybe Neville has one to, that'd be great."
"Yeah, but if we start the next generation, where are we gonna have HQ?" Fred asked.
"I dunno, odds are Slytherin still uses the Chamber of Secrets, so thats out of the
question."
"Well," Said George, "This *is* the old Hogwarts, we have to find somewhere."
"I wonder..." Fred said thoughtfully.
"Wonder what?" Asked his twin.
"Well, I was wondering if they have the kitchens in the same place. I saw the spot
where the bowl of fruit was, so maybe it's used for a different thing."
"We'll have to check it out this weekend, it's time for bed, if one of the founders
catches us, we're dead."
"Neville and the twins paled noticably, "You're right Harry. I overheard Rowena,
and apparently Slytherin has to watch the castle tonight." Nevile mumbled.
"Here, you can use my invisibility cloak." Harry said. Neville's jaw dropped, you
have one to?" He asked Harry.
"Yeah, I'll tell you guys everything tomorrow. I'd leave before the bell rings."
The three boys concealed themselves beneath the cloak, and with a quick, "Thanks
Harry" they headed back to their respective rooms.
:~:~:~:
Fred and George safely dropped off Neville in his rooms without being caught by
Slytherin, who was on patrol.
"You know what?" Fred asked George.
"No, what." George said, somewhat sarcastically.
"I was thinking." He said before his twin cut him off.
"That's a change."
"Like, I was saying, I was thinking, have yoU ever noticed that we always have
Potions with the Slytherins on our first day back?"
George looked at him and quickly reviewed the past six years of first days. At
last he spoke, "I believe that your correct brother, we do always have Potions first, and
I doubt that this year will be any different."
"You're probably right George." Fred said, "I mean why would they want to give
Fred and George Weasley a break."
"Yup." George said glumly. "But, how about playing a few back to school pranks
to extract our revenge?"
"Excellent idea George." Fred exclaimed. "Let's turn the Great Hall bright pink-"
"-And make everyone pink to match!" George added.
With that, the Weaslry twins settled down by the fire to plan their prank.
:~:~:~:
Back In Dumbledore's Office
:~:~:~:
A large tawny owl flew into Dumbledore's office with a peice of parchment attached
to it's leg. Hoping that it was a letter from one of the twins, he grabbed it off the owls
leg, paid it a few knuts, and carefully opened it. He sighed as he read it, yet another
student had been summond to Thraylan, and it just happend to be another student that was
instrumental in defeating Voldemort.
Yet, he knew that they would all need training in sorcery, but however, these next
few months would be the hardest. Dumbledore headed downstairs, the meeting of the Order of
the Pheonix would begin soon.
:~:~:~:
Fred and George's Room, approximately 1am
:~:~:~:
Fred yawned, "I do think that we've perfected this little experiment, we could
probably market this."
George was about to answer when a knock souded at their door. So instead of
answering George, he stood up and shuffled over to the door. Upon opening it he saw Rowena
scowing at them.
"What may I ask are you doing up so late?" She asked angrily.
Fred moved over slightly so he was covering up their parchments and bottle of hot
pink dye. Rowena didn't miss a beat, "Fred, what are doing tomorrow?"
"Errr, Going to classes and being a perfect little angel?" He answered hopefully.
"Try turning the Great Hall pink." Rowena said.
Before George could stop his twin, he had already asked her how she knew.
"Didn't it occur to you two that we have security spells all over this school and
grounds?"
The twins shook their heads and looked sheepish, "No."
"You two are lucky that I was watching them tonight, had it been Salazar, Godric
you wouldn't be getting help perfecting your joke."
Fred and George took a moment to processwhat she had just said. "Bloody Hell, I
thought you were going to kill us or something." They said together.
"No swearing, now, let's get to work with that thing." Rowena grinned mischivously.
They sat around the fire and got to work perfecting it.
:~:~:~:
The Meeting of the Order of the Pheonix
:~:~:~:
Over two hundred people were sitting around a large round table. Hermione, who had
been inducted with Ron, said it was exactly like King Arthur and the knights of the round
table, whereupon she recived many questions from members that were not familiar with Muggle
stories.
As Dumbledore entered, a hush immediatly fell upon the room. He swept over to his
chair, his long, midnight-blue velvet robes sweeping behind him. His pheonix, Fawkes, followed
close behind and perched on Dumbledore's shoulder. He motioned for everyone to rise, and they
did. When they had sat down, a grave look settled on the Headmaster's face. "Friends." He began,
"You probably wonder what, besides Voldemort, has called you here. That is for me to tell you.
It seems that Mr.'s Harry Potter, Fred Weasley, George Weasley, and Neville Longbottom, have
gone missing."
At this news, everyone, save the Weasleys, Mrs. Longbottom, and Hermione, gasped in
shock. The room was quickly filled with, "Did Voldemort get him?" and quite a few, "How could
*The Boy Who Lived* just disappear?"
Dumbledore quickly tired of the chatter of the members, especially since he *had* told
them that he would explain everything, or at least he would now anyway. "Silence!" His voice
thundered through the room. The people were silent once more. "Now," He said, "Back to our
original dilemma, what are we going to do now that those four students are missing?"
The room suddenly was calling out ideas. Dumbledore decided to call on them one by one.
"Mundungus, what do think we should do?" He asked, turning to his old friend. "Of course it
must be within our power.
Mundungus looked around for a moment before repplying. "I've heard of an immensly
complex potion. It is known as the Feather Duster Potion. I have no idea why they call it that,
but when used, it protects a certain area for a certain amount of time. Severus, if you would."
He nodded to the potions master.
Severus stood up, "Professor, the area the spell can cover depends on how much power
is put into it's making, also, the quality of the ingredients is an important factor. The lengh
however, is an entirly different matter. It needs the blood of the enemy, or a person on the
enemies side, a person on the light side, a traitor, and an animagi. The blood should generally
be from the most powerful people you can find and it cannot be from the same person or
peoples." Snape nodded curtly to the Headmaster and resumed his usual look.
Thank you Severus, does anyone else have any ideas we should attempt?" He scanned the
room and saw a hand waving in the air, naturally, it belonged to Ms. Granger. "Yes Hermione?"
he said, if she, a fifth year student, could come up with an idea, when all other adults had
none, it must be good.
"Well Professor, I was in the Library, and since I'm at the top of my class and a
prefect, Madame Pince allows me to use the Restricted Section occasionally. I was looking up
something for a potion, when I noticed a large book under a desk in the corner. I brought
it with me today." She produced a large book encased in what looked like silver leather.
She flipped it open to her bookmark and held it up. The picture showed a medival castle, but
it was encased in what strongly resembled a bubble that had the colors of Slytherin,
Gryffindor, Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw.
Dumbledore's eyes widened, "Ms. Granger, please bring that book up here."
"Alright Sir." She carried the book to him. As she handed it to him, his eyes widened
even more. That book, he had thought Tom had stolen and destroyed it fifty years ago. It was
one of a kind and contained spells made by the founders. It had genuine unicorn hide covering
and it's lock was fashioned from Acromantula saliva, Unicorn horn, and Lethifold nails.
Combined they made an indestructable metal. The parchment was paper-thin unicorn hoof. The
whole book was worth more than all the ancient treasure in Egypt.
"Ms. Granger, I belive that you have found our solution."
:~:~:~:
The Weasley household
:~:~:~:
Ginny sat in a plump chair in the living room sulking. She was the only Weasley that
hadn't been asked to join the order yet and that didn't make her especially happy. She glanced
at the clock, they were still there, wherever there was. She yawed at crossed her arms grumpily.
Staring at the fire, she quickly fell asleep.
:~:~:~:
Thraylan
:~:~:~:
Harry yawned as the sunlight hit his face, he turned over and buried himself in his
comforter.
"Rise and shine Harry!." Chourused three voices in his ear.
"Mgphhh." He mumbled, "Go away."
"Nonsense Harry, besides Potions starts in ten minutes." chirped George, or at least
Harry thought it was George.
"Wha- Bloody Hell!" Harry jumped out of his four poster bed and ran into the bathroom.
George and Fred sniggered whie Neville looked innocently at a corner.
George looked at Fred, "5..4..3..2..1.."
"I'm gonna murder you three!" Harry roared from the bathroom, "Potions doesn't start
for another frigin' hour!"
"Run!!!" Fred yelled. He, his twin, and Neville tore out of their friend's room and
towards the North tower.
Harry exited his bathroom, an evil grin plastered on his face, "However, an hour is
enough time to prank a couple pranksters." He began gathering things from his room and got
to work.
Soon he finished putting it together, but he had about fourty-five minutes before
first lessons, so he went to grab a bite to eat in the great hall.
When he entered, nothing was amiss, so he took his seat next to Godric and Rowena
and helped himself to some eggs and bacon. Little did he know that he would soon be turning
pink. Fred looked at Rowena and George they winked so, under the table, Fred swished his wand
and suddenly, everyone's eyes were met with a foul, hot pink color. They looked at each other
and noticed that they had all been cordinated to match the repulsive color.
Salazar glared at the two boys, plus their mentor and resolved to put a rather nasty
potion into their evening Pumkin juice. He stood up and stalked to his quarters, only to find
that they now matched him, plus all of his things were covered in pink, frilly things and
cute little teddy bears.
Glaring at nothing in paticular, he murmured the counter-charm and stared in surprise
when the room stayed pink. A little card poofed out of mid-air and hovered near the end of his
nose. Salazar plucked it from the place where it hung and traced over it. It read, 'We're very
"Sorry" but this charm has been modified to last for a period of 24-48 hours. It will wear off
on it's own, so feel free to use any charm, curse, hex, incantation, limerick, ecetra, to remove
it. Yours truly, Messers. Gred and Forge' Salazar glared once again at the note before lighting
it on fire. He resolved that he would downright kill them as he retrived the necessary ingredients
for his class with two of the three people he had decided to kill, not knowing that a thousand
years later, the resident potions master was thinking the exact same thing, albeit for different
reasons.
Meanwhile in the Great Hall, "Gred, Forge" and Rowena had burst out laughing, along with
everyone else. Eventually, when the roaring laughter had subsided to a dull chuckle, Godric pounded
his fist on the table, "That, my boys, is one of the worst pranks ever to be pulled on our dear
potions master."
"ThanKS Godric, but we have a question." George said.
"What was the worst thing done to Salazar," Fred partially asked.
"And who did it?" George finished.
Godric chuckled again, "Well, I believe the worst prank ever pulled on Salazar was when we,
as in myself, Rowena, and Helga, were in training with Merlyn. We had decided that dear Salazar had
grown a bit to cocky for his own good. He had recently been getting much praise from our mentor and
had been gloating selfishly about it. Rowena, being the best in Charms, helped us make a spell that
caused the person, generally male, to be, how should I say this, erect." At this point, Godric's
story had all of the boys laughing uproariously. "Anyway, we cast the spell on, what was it, Monday?"
Rowena nodded to confirm it. "Well we cast it on him on Monday, he was in his rooms for three days
because he had no idea what was happening. Merlyn eventually found this out, but he merely laughed
and told us to remove the spell. We hunted for Salazar all over the castle. We couldn't find him
anywhere, so we all walked down the the villiage to buy some magical candy. We were walking by the
post owl office when we heard 'sounds' coming from a clump of bushes. It turned out that Salazar was
being pleasured by little Bella Rosmerta, the woman who worked in the Three Broomsticks. Turned out
that he was so aroused by the spell that he needed a little sex to bring him back to normal. When he
came back to the castle, we teased him mecillessly about it." Godric ended his story.
Harry, Fred, George, and Neville, along with the rest off the staff, were laughing hysterically.
Godric chuckled as he watched the people around him laughing, he loved that he could make people laugh,
it was fun
A/N: Here's chapter 3, if it's really messed up, it's cause I had to do it on notepad,
and the spellcheck isn't on it.
Song* of the Chapter:
Last night I just wanted to have fun
To go out with my friends
I took my dad's car
I never thought he would find out
But I crashed in a wall
Man I'm dead
I guess it's no use
I'm screwing up every little thing I ever tried to do
I'm born to lose
Yeah yeah Yeah yeah
God must hate me
He cursed me for eternity
God must hate me
Maybe you should pray for me
I'm breaking down and you can't save me
I'm stuck in hell and I wanna go home
I wanna go home.
Last night I had to study for this test
I forgot man I'm dead
And now my brain is burstin' out of
of my head.
I can't think, I can't breathe
Once agin it's no use
I'm screwing up every little thing I ever tried to do
I'm born to lose
Yeh yeah. Yeah yeah
God must hate me
He cursed me for eternity
God must hate me
Maybe you should pray for me
I'm breakin down and you can't save me
I'm stuck in hell and I wanna go home
So what in the world
Am I supposed to do
I never did anything to you
So can't you find something else to do
God must hate me
He cursed me for eternity
God must hate me
Maybe you should pray for me
I'm breakin down and you can't save me
I'm stuck in hell and I wanna go home
God must hate me
I wanna go home
God must hate me
I wanna go home
God must hate me
I wanna go home
God must hate me
I wanna go home
You can't save me
God must hate me now
~God Must Hate me by Simple Plan~
(* Occasionally I might do a song instead of a quote :)
Secrets of the Sorcerer: Chapter 4
Godric and Harry finally reached Harry's room in the north wing. "Here you are
Harry, your room." Harry walked in to the room, only to find a common room exactly
like modern day Gryffindor tower. As he gaped at the room, Godric pulled him up the
stairs to the bedroom. The bedroom was an exact replica of his bedroom in
Gryffindor, apart from there only being one large king-sized bed.
While Harry stared at his new room, Godric clapped him on his shoulder so hard
that Harry wondered if he was somehow related to Hagrid. "Well Harry." Godric said.
"I must be going, you will find your schedule in your common room. He walked out of
Harry's room and strode out of the portrait hole.
Harry finally decided to check his schedule for his lessons, considering he
started tomorrow. After he had gotten to the common room, he found it on a desk in
the corner. As he glanced over it, a frown came to his face. Potions with Salazar
first and last he had training in fighting, wandless magic, among other things
that were essential to becoming a powerful sorcerer.
Sighing, Harry decided to try to find the twins, he was in need of
something to cheer him up. He wandered around the halls for a while before bumping
into Rowena.
Looking up at her sheepishly, he mumbled sorry and continued down the hall
before remembering that she knew where the twins were staying. He ran back to her,
"Err...Professor Ravenclaw?" He asked.
She turned to face him, "Rowena, Harry. Now, what did you need?" Rowena
smiled at him kindly.
Harry grinned, "Could you show me where Fred and George are staying?"
Rowena shrugged, "Of course, but I doubt that they are still there."
"It's alright." Harry assured her, I'd just like to know where they are,
I'm assuming that they went to find Professor Slytherin."
Rowena immediatly understood what he meant, "You're probably correct Harry,
now just follow me, I'll show you their rooms." She led him down a few corridors
before stopping in front of a shimmery dark blue door witha pitch black raven
fluttering around.
"This is where they stay. I you noticed, all of our pupil's doors have their
house symbol on it. If you had looked at yours, you might have seen the crimson door
and golden gryffin on it. I personally wish that my symbol was that magnificent beast."
She looked at Harry, "Well, I must be off, Helga needed me to help her with some runes."
Rowena went down the hall, leaving Harry to find his way back to his rooms.
He wandered about for around an hour, looking for his crimson door. He found it
just as Fred and George came running by. Upon seeing Harry, they rushed over to him and
attempted to hide behind him.
Fred got up and went to Harry, "Hey mate, can you hide us, dear Professor
Slytherin isn't exactly to happy with us."
The twins started begging him untill he unlocked his door and used a concealing
charm on his friends. He wasn't a moment to soon, for the second after, a sopping wet
Slytherin came storming down the hall.
He stopped in front of Harry, "Potter, where are those two troublemakers." He
snarled.
Harry shrugged, "Yeah, I saw them." He could just imagine the looks of horror on
the twins' faces. "They ran down the stairs, I think they went down." He gestured vaugely
to the beautiful marble staircase. Slytherin turned on his heel and strode to the steps,
where he proptly slipped on the puddle around his feet.
Fighting back a loud chuckle, Harry quickly retreated to his room while Slytherin
glared at him. He colapsed on his couch and took the charm off of the twins. They
laughed at the look on Slytherin's face when he fell.
When they stopped, Fred and George thought that it would be best if they remained
absent untill dinner. They went back to their rooms, after they borrowed the Marauder's
Map from Harry.
:~:~:~:
When Harry appeared in the Great Hall for dinner, around 6:30, he was shocked to
see Nevile Longbottom sitting quite nervously next to Helga and Slytherin. When he saw
Harry walk in, he waved weakly from his seat, then he shrank back in his chair while
Helga and Salazar argued about who Salazar should make his heir. Helga thought it should
be Draco, while Salazar had changed his mind and thought that he should bring Severus
Snape, even though he was a little old. They eventually stopped when the feast appeared.
Neville sighed with relif, but still looked as if he was on edge.
Harry swallowed a mouthful of chicken and began to talk to Fred and George about
their punishment for pranking Slytherin. Godric, who had 'accidentally' listened to the
details, let out a rich laugh. They eventually subsided and Salazar was glaring at the
lot of them, but stopped when Godric clapped his back, much like he had done to Harry.
He stopped glaring, but that was mostly due the large peice of steak that had lodged
itself in his throat.
He politely excused himself in-between coughs, and rushed to the dungeons. Soon after
Harry did the same, he was closely followed by the twins and Neville, who was quite
pleased that he could have an excuse to leave.
Harry turned to Neville, "Neville, I don't believe that we've seen your rooms
yet, or yours." He nodded towards Fred and George.
Neville led them towards the Astronamy tower, but turned to a shimmering yellow
door with a silver and black badger romeing around it. He opened the door and all four of
them stepped inside. Fred looked at the room and nodded appreciatively. George walked
around, examining things, while Harry talked about stuff.
Harry looked at the room. "Nice set of rooms Nev." He said.
Neville shrugged, "Thanks, Helga's a really nice woman. She's like Professor
Sprout."
Harry studied his friend for a moment, he was much more relaxed when he wasn't
around Snape or Salazar. "When did Helga go to get you?" He asked.
"Well, I was actually spending the summer with Professor Sprout, she said that
since I was her best student in Herbology, I should stay with her at Hogwarts. We're
working on a cure for Lycanthropy." He finished grinning.
"That's great Neville, maybe you should ask Helga to help you, since Sprout
can't." Harry said."
Neville looked at him happily, "That's a great idea Harry, I'll go after I see
your rooms and Fred and George's rooms."
Harry shrugged,"Sure, I think mine are closer."
Fred and George bounced over, "Great place Nev, thank god all of our rooms are
the same size or else we'd be in here all the time."
Neville looked at the twins, but ending up deciding to put a few charms on the
door to keep them out.
Harry led them to his room and inside it. Fred and George, who had already seen
it, due the little escapaed with Slytherin, were loitering around...at least that's what
Harry thought. Neville was looking at his common room, which was exactly the same as his,
apart from the colors.
After he was done, they traveled down to where the twins were staying. Their room
was setup with their lab and many potions bottles with strange stuff inside them. Harry
could see that they had been putting the thousand galleons they had recived from him to
good use.
They came over to Harry in nthe middle of his examinations of the bottles, "Thanks
Harry." Fred whispered.
"Ditto here Harry, we still have a quarter of it left. We invested half and spent
half of what was left on this stuff." George said.
"Rowena, being as kind as she is, brought our lab here." Fred said with a grin.
"That's where we got the stuff to get Slytherin."
"Y'know," Harry said thoughtfully, "We should start our own generation of Marauder's.
I mean we do have the map, an invisibility cloak-"
George interupted him, "You have one to? Wow, me and Fred each got one when we got
home. Mum let us floo to Diagon Alley, we told her that we needed to get Bill his birthday
present. The cloaks are how we got out of the house unnoticed."
Harry was genuinly surprised, "Wow...maybe Neville has one to, that'd be great."
"Yeah, but if we start the next generation, where are we gonna have HQ?" Fred asked.
"I dunno, odds are Slytherin still uses the Chamber of Secrets, so thats out of the
question."
"Well," Said George, "This *is* the old Hogwarts, we have to find somewhere."
"I wonder..." Fred said thoughtfully.
"Wonder what?" Asked his twin.
"Well, I was wondering if they have the kitchens in the same place. I saw the spot
where the bowl of fruit was, so maybe it's used for a different thing."
"We'll have to check it out this weekend, it's time for bed, if one of the founders
catches us, we're dead."
"Neville and the twins paled noticably, "You're right Harry. I overheard Rowena,
and apparently Slytherin has to watch the castle tonight." Nevile mumbled.
"Here, you can use my invisibility cloak." Harry said. Neville's jaw dropped, you
have one to?" He asked Harry.
"Yeah, I'll tell you guys everything tomorrow. I'd leave before the bell rings."
The three boys concealed themselves beneath the cloak, and with a quick, "Thanks
Harry" they headed back to their respective rooms.
:~:~:~:
Fred and George safely dropped off Neville in his rooms without being caught by
Slytherin, who was on patrol.
"You know what?" Fred asked George.
"No, what." George said, somewhat sarcastically.
"I was thinking." He said before his twin cut him off.
"That's a change."
"Like, I was saying, I was thinking, have yoU ever noticed that we always have
Potions with the Slytherins on our first day back?"
George looked at him and quickly reviewed the past six years of first days. At
last he spoke, "I believe that your correct brother, we do always have Potions first, and
I doubt that this year will be any different."
"You're probably right George." Fred said, "I mean why would they want to give
Fred and George Weasley a break."
"Yup." George said glumly. "But, how about playing a few back to school pranks
to extract our revenge?"
"Excellent idea George." Fred exclaimed. "Let's turn the Great Hall bright pink-"
"-And make everyone pink to match!" George added.
With that, the Weaslry twins settled down by the fire to plan their prank.
:~:~:~:
Back In Dumbledore's Office
:~:~:~:
A large tawny owl flew into Dumbledore's office with a peice of parchment attached
to it's leg. Hoping that it was a letter from one of the twins, he grabbed it off the owls
leg, paid it a few knuts, and carefully opened it. He sighed as he read it, yet another
student had been summond to Thraylan, and it just happend to be another student that was
instrumental in defeating Voldemort.
Yet, he knew that they would all need training in sorcery, but however, these next
few months would be the hardest. Dumbledore headed downstairs, the meeting of the Order of
the Pheonix would begin soon.
:~:~:~:
Fred and George's Room, approximately 1am
:~:~:~:
Fred yawned, "I do think that we've perfected this little experiment, we could
probably market this."
George was about to answer when a knock souded at their door. So instead of
answering George, he stood up and shuffled over to the door. Upon opening it he saw Rowena
scowing at them.
"What may I ask are you doing up so late?" She asked angrily.
Fred moved over slightly so he was covering up their parchments and bottle of hot
pink dye. Rowena didn't miss a beat, "Fred, what are doing tomorrow?"
"Errr, Going to classes and being a perfect little angel?" He answered hopefully.
"Try turning the Great Hall pink." Rowena said.
Before George could stop his twin, he had already asked her how she knew.
"Didn't it occur to you two that we have security spells all over this school and
grounds?"
The twins shook their heads and looked sheepish, "No."
"You two are lucky that I was watching them tonight, had it been Salazar, Godric
you wouldn't be getting help perfecting your joke."
Fred and George took a moment to processwhat she had just said. "Bloody Hell, I
thought you were going to kill us or something." They said together.
"No swearing, now, let's get to work with that thing." Rowena grinned mischivously.
They sat around the fire and got to work perfecting it.
:~:~:~:
The Meeting of the Order of the Pheonix
:~:~:~:
Over two hundred people were sitting around a large round table. Hermione, who had
been inducted with Ron, said it was exactly like King Arthur and the knights of the round
table, whereupon she recived many questions from members that were not familiar with Muggle
stories.
As Dumbledore entered, a hush immediatly fell upon the room. He swept over to his
chair, his long, midnight-blue velvet robes sweeping behind him. His pheonix, Fawkes, followed
close behind and perched on Dumbledore's shoulder. He motioned for everyone to rise, and they
did. When they had sat down, a grave look settled on the Headmaster's face. "Friends." He began,
"You probably wonder what, besides Voldemort, has called you here. That is for me to tell you.
It seems that Mr.'s Harry Potter, Fred Weasley, George Weasley, and Neville Longbottom, have
gone missing."
At this news, everyone, save the Weasleys, Mrs. Longbottom, and Hermione, gasped in
shock. The room was quickly filled with, "Did Voldemort get him?" and quite a few, "How could
*The Boy Who Lived* just disappear?"
Dumbledore quickly tired of the chatter of the members, especially since he *had* told
them that he would explain everything, or at least he would now anyway. "Silence!" His voice
thundered through the room. The people were silent once more. "Now," He said, "Back to our
original dilemma, what are we going to do now that those four students are missing?"
The room suddenly was calling out ideas. Dumbledore decided to call on them one by one.
"Mundungus, what do think we should do?" He asked, turning to his old friend. "Of course it
must be within our power.
Mundungus looked around for a moment before repplying. "I've heard of an immensly
complex potion. It is known as the Feather Duster Potion. I have no idea why they call it that,
but when used, it protects a certain area for a certain amount of time. Severus, if you would."
He nodded to the potions master.
Severus stood up, "Professor, the area the spell can cover depends on how much power
is put into it's making, also, the quality of the ingredients is an important factor. The lengh
however, is an entirly different matter. It needs the blood of the enemy, or a person on the
enemies side, a person on the light side, a traitor, and an animagi. The blood should generally
be from the most powerful people you can find and it cannot be from the same person or
peoples." Snape nodded curtly to the Headmaster and resumed his usual look.
Thank you Severus, does anyone else have any ideas we should attempt?" He scanned the
room and saw a hand waving in the air, naturally, it belonged to Ms. Granger. "Yes Hermione?"
he said, if she, a fifth year student, could come up with an idea, when all other adults had
none, it must be good.
"Well Professor, I was in the Library, and since I'm at the top of my class and a
prefect, Madame Pince allows me to use the Restricted Section occasionally. I was looking up
something for a potion, when I noticed a large book under a desk in the corner. I brought
it with me today." She produced a large book encased in what looked like silver leather.
She flipped it open to her bookmark and held it up. The picture showed a medival castle, but
it was encased in what strongly resembled a bubble that had the colors of Slytherin,
Gryffindor, Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw.
Dumbledore's eyes widened, "Ms. Granger, please bring that book up here."
"Alright Sir." She carried the book to him. As she handed it to him, his eyes widened
even more. That book, he had thought Tom had stolen and destroyed it fifty years ago. It was
one of a kind and contained spells made by the founders. It had genuine unicorn hide covering
and it's lock was fashioned from Acromantula saliva, Unicorn horn, and Lethifold nails.
Combined they made an indestructable metal. The parchment was paper-thin unicorn hoof. The
whole book was worth more than all the ancient treasure in Egypt.
"Ms. Granger, I belive that you have found our solution."
:~:~:~:
The Weasley household
:~:~:~:
Ginny sat in a plump chair in the living room sulking. She was the only Weasley that
hadn't been asked to join the order yet and that didn't make her especially happy. She glanced
at the clock, they were still there, wherever there was. She yawed at crossed her arms grumpily.
Staring at the fire, she quickly fell asleep.
:~:~:~:
Thraylan
:~:~:~:
Harry yawned as the sunlight hit his face, he turned over and buried himself in his
comforter.
"Rise and shine Harry!." Chourused three voices in his ear.
"Mgphhh." He mumbled, "Go away."
"Nonsense Harry, besides Potions starts in ten minutes." chirped George, or at least
Harry thought it was George.
"Wha- Bloody Hell!" Harry jumped out of his four poster bed and ran into the bathroom.
George and Fred sniggered whie Neville looked innocently at a corner.
George looked at Fred, "5..4..3..2..1.."
"I'm gonna murder you three!" Harry roared from the bathroom, "Potions doesn't start
for another frigin' hour!"
"Run!!!" Fred yelled. He, his twin, and Neville tore out of their friend's room and
towards the North tower.
Harry exited his bathroom, an evil grin plastered on his face, "However, an hour is
enough time to prank a couple pranksters." He began gathering things from his room and got
to work.
Soon he finished putting it together, but he had about fourty-five minutes before
first lessons, so he went to grab a bite to eat in the great hall.
When he entered, nothing was amiss, so he took his seat next to Godric and Rowena
and helped himself to some eggs and bacon. Little did he know that he would soon be turning
pink. Fred looked at Rowena and George they winked so, under the table, Fred swished his wand
and suddenly, everyone's eyes were met with a foul, hot pink color. They looked at each other
and noticed that they had all been cordinated to match the repulsive color.
Salazar glared at the two boys, plus their mentor and resolved to put a rather nasty
potion into their evening Pumkin juice. He stood up and stalked to his quarters, only to find
that they now matched him, plus all of his things were covered in pink, frilly things and
cute little teddy bears.
Glaring at nothing in paticular, he murmured the counter-charm and stared in surprise
when the room stayed pink. A little card poofed out of mid-air and hovered near the end of his
nose. Salazar plucked it from the place where it hung and traced over it. It read, 'We're very
"Sorry" but this charm has been modified to last for a period of 24-48 hours. It will wear off
on it's own, so feel free to use any charm, curse, hex, incantation, limerick, ecetra, to remove
it. Yours truly, Messers. Gred and Forge' Salazar glared once again at the note before lighting
it on fire. He resolved that he would downright kill them as he retrived the necessary ingredients
for his class with two of the three people he had decided to kill, not knowing that a thousand
years later, the resident potions master was thinking the exact same thing, albeit for different
reasons.
Meanwhile in the Great Hall, "Gred, Forge" and Rowena had burst out laughing, along with
everyone else. Eventually, when the roaring laughter had subsided to a dull chuckle, Godric pounded
his fist on the table, "That, my boys, is one of the worst pranks ever to be pulled on our dear
potions master."
"ThanKS Godric, but we have a question." George said.
"What was the worst thing done to Salazar," Fred partially asked.
"And who did it?" George finished.
Godric chuckled again, "Well, I believe the worst prank ever pulled on Salazar was when we,
as in myself, Rowena, and Helga, were in training with Merlyn. We had decided that dear Salazar had
grown a bit to cocky for his own good. He had recently been getting much praise from our mentor and
had been gloating selfishly about it. Rowena, being the best in Charms, helped us make a spell that
caused the person, generally male, to be, how should I say this, erect." At this point, Godric's
story had all of the boys laughing uproariously. "Anyway, we cast the spell on, what was it, Monday?"
Rowena nodded to confirm it. "Well we cast it on him on Monday, he was in his rooms for three days
because he had no idea what was happening. Merlyn eventually found this out, but he merely laughed
and told us to remove the spell. We hunted for Salazar all over the castle. We couldn't find him
anywhere, so we all walked down the the villiage to buy some magical candy. We were walking by the
post owl office when we heard 'sounds' coming from a clump of bushes. It turned out that Salazar was
being pleasured by little Bella Rosmerta, the woman who worked in the Three Broomsticks. Turned out
that he was so aroused by the spell that he needed a little sex to bring him back to normal. When he
came back to the castle, we teased him mecillessly about it." Godric ended his story.
Harry, Fred, George, and Neville, along with the rest off the staff, were laughing hysterically.
Godric chuckled as he watched the people around him laughing, he loved that he could make people laugh,
it was fun