Punki- So when do you think the commercail will air?
DERictor- Well. I think I can get it to the studio today and maybe have it one by tonight.
All-DER!
Derictor- Oookay. Anyway, be watching channle 8 at 7:34. It will be on then.
Cone- Seven thirDE four? That's oddly specific.
Orlando- Yep. Come on, we can go look at some shiny stuff before we get back to the hotel.
C.P- Yay! Shiny stuff!
Sven- Ah guys?
Cassandra- Yes Sven.
Sven- I don't think I really like this.
Jennifer- Why ever not Sven?
Sven- Well, last time I checked it was illegal to torture people.
Cassandra *grins evily*- Not anymore. Here, read.
Sven- But I can…
Cassandra- READ!
Sven- Okay. It is now legal to torture people who take off your favorite shows. That's convient.
Jennifer- Ain't it though. Come on. We have to go back to the hotel to see if Orlando has a car. We have to find DERyck.
Sven- And plank?
Jennifer- Sure. We can take him too.
Cassandra- But…
Jennifer- Come on.
Cassandra mumbles something under her breath and they all turn to walk towards the hotel.
Deryck- Paris. Why are you doing this. I, I thought you loved me?
Paris- Foolish mortal! I am Paris. Above love. Above feelings.
Plank- Above sanity?
Paris- You will pay for that. Hector!
Deryck- Wiat. I thought it was Arnold?
Plank- Hector. He's, he's worse.
Deryck- Worse? What could be worse than Backstreet boys and…oh my god.
Hector- Who's up for a game of, *rubs his hands together* he he he, musical chairs.
P,D- Noooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cassandra and Jennifer are pulling a skeptical Sven down a street when they seem someone oddly familiar.
Jennifer- Randy?
A small, spiked hair dude turns around.
Randy- Err. No. It's not me.
Sven- Yes it is.
Randy- I'm in your imagination.
Cassandra- Hey whos' that.
Very cute stranger- Help me! That little, thinge mabob is trying to kidnapp me.
Jennifer- Ryan Phillapee! Oh my GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Randy- No, this isn't Ryan Phillapee.
Ryan- Yes I am.
Randy- Oh dernit! Kuso kuso kuso kuso kuso! Ruin all my plans why don't you.
Cassandra- Plans? Randy you don't have plans. Am I missing something?
Randy sighs and grabs Jennifer. He throws her into a very shiny balck car and drives off. Ryan, Sven and Cassandra stand stunned for a moment.
Cassandra- They took Jennifer.
Sven- Bummer.
Ryan- Yea.
Cassandra- Ryan. Why is you here?
Ryan- I was here to try and get…
Sven- Inu-Yasha back on?
Ryan- How'd you guess.
Cassandra- Come Ryan. We have a lot of explaining to do.
Punki- It's almost time for the commercail.
Cone- Yay!
Orlando- Would you two please stop jumping on the bed. It is ever so distracting.
Punki- Sorry.
*Knock Knock*
Cone- Ooooo the door. Can I get. Can I can I Orlando pleaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaase?
Orladno- Yes yes fine. Just don't beg. It's so, beneath you.
Cone- Thanks.
Punki- Hurry up! Our commercial's gonna be on soon.
Cone runs happily and opens the door.
Cone- Hey what are you doing here?
Mysterious girl- Come with me Cone.
Cone- But my commercial is….
Girl shoots Cone with a tranqulizer. Some very strong people come and begin to drag him down the hall way out of the hotel.
Orlando- Our commercial was soooo good.
Punki- I know. I loved the part that I was in.
Orladno- Right.
Punki- What'd you like Cone. Cone?
Orlando- Where'd he go.
Both run to the door to find a note lieing on the ground.
Punki- What's it say?
Orlando- It says, uh. I can't read this.
Punki- Come on. We have to go find Jennifer, Albino and DERyck.
Orladno- Agreed.
Girl- Master.
MED- Aww. Jessica, one of my most loyal minions.
Jessica- Yes. I've brought him. But more rebels are coming.
MED- I know. Randy you're here.
Randy- Yep. Sure am.
MED- Take those two to the room. They shall be delt with later.
Jennifer and Cone wake up. They are in a black room, tied to chairs.
Jennifer- Where am I?
Cone- I don't know.
Plank- We're stuck here.
Cone- Plank!
Plank- Stop calling me that would you?
Cone- Sorry.
Jennifer- DERyck. Are you here?
Deryck- Yes. I'm here. Are you guys all right.
Jennifer- Yea. Radny kidnapped me. How'd you get here?
Cone- Jessica Henson.
Jennifer- Oh. You guys don't look so good.
Nodds to the bags under Deryck and Planks eyes.
Deryck- Yea, they've been…
Plank- I can't even begin to describe the torture.
Jennifer- T-torture? I have a very low tolERance for pain. It's almost non existent.
Cone- What kind of torture.
Three men- Hello.
Jennifer- AH!! Who are they.
Hector- Hector!
Vikto- Viktor!
Lector- Lector!
Jennifer- Wait. Our tortures are HecDER, LecDER, and VikDER?
Plank- Yes.
Jennifer- Strange.
Lector- Time for another game children.
Plank- No more. Please.
Hector- Then give us the next anime show to cancle.
Cone- NEVER!
Viktor- Fine. Men, bring it out.
Jennifer- What's he talking about.
Furry little stuffed animal- Hi. I'm Elmo. Won't you play with me?
All- Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!
Orlando and Punki turn a corner.
Punki- Albino?
Cassandra- Hey Punki.
Orlando- Ryan hey!
Ryan- Hey Orlando. Who are they.
Cassandra- Ryan Punk. Orladno Sven.
Punki- Where's everybody else.
Sven- Deryck and Jennifer were kidnapped.
Punki- Oooo. We have a note!
Cassandra- Good for you Punki.
Punki- No. We think someone took Cone.
Sven- Ryan. Can you read it?
Ryn- I'll try.
Ahem: Cone had been kidnapped. If you want all of your other little friends to live, you will stop trying to save anime. Or else.
Sincerely, Mysterious evil people bent on destroy the anime world. Muwhahaha!!!
Cassandra- Hey! I'm the only one who can say Muwhahahaha! All right, now it's personal.
Ryan- Something tells me you have a plan. That will be very violent.
Cassandra- Yep! Come on, we have some network executives to go torure.
Ryan- Torture? But…
Punki- Don't bother.
Sven- Yea. She really wants to torture someone.
Orlando- Come on. BeDER keep up. Don't want her to get…
Cassandra- Come on you bakas! God, we don't have all freakin day you know.
Orlando- angry.
DERictor- Well. I think I can get it to the studio today and maybe have it one by tonight.
All-DER!
Derictor- Oookay. Anyway, be watching channle 8 at 7:34. It will be on then.
Cone- Seven thirDE four? That's oddly specific.
Orlando- Yep. Come on, we can go look at some shiny stuff before we get back to the hotel.
C.P- Yay! Shiny stuff!
Sven- Ah guys?
Cassandra- Yes Sven.
Sven- I don't think I really like this.
Jennifer- Why ever not Sven?
Sven- Well, last time I checked it was illegal to torture people.
Cassandra *grins evily*- Not anymore. Here, read.
Sven- But I can…
Cassandra- READ!
Sven- Okay. It is now legal to torture people who take off your favorite shows. That's convient.
Jennifer- Ain't it though. Come on. We have to go back to the hotel to see if Orlando has a car. We have to find DERyck.
Sven- And plank?
Jennifer- Sure. We can take him too.
Cassandra- But…
Jennifer- Come on.
Cassandra mumbles something under her breath and they all turn to walk towards the hotel.
Deryck- Paris. Why are you doing this. I, I thought you loved me?
Paris- Foolish mortal! I am Paris. Above love. Above feelings.
Plank- Above sanity?
Paris- You will pay for that. Hector!
Deryck- Wiat. I thought it was Arnold?
Plank- Hector. He's, he's worse.
Deryck- Worse? What could be worse than Backstreet boys and…oh my god.
Hector- Who's up for a game of, *rubs his hands together* he he he, musical chairs.
P,D- Noooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cassandra and Jennifer are pulling a skeptical Sven down a street when they seem someone oddly familiar.
Jennifer- Randy?
A small, spiked hair dude turns around.
Randy- Err. No. It's not me.
Sven- Yes it is.
Randy- I'm in your imagination.
Cassandra- Hey whos' that.
Very cute stranger- Help me! That little, thinge mabob is trying to kidnapp me.
Jennifer- Ryan Phillapee! Oh my GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Randy- No, this isn't Ryan Phillapee.
Ryan- Yes I am.
Randy- Oh dernit! Kuso kuso kuso kuso kuso! Ruin all my plans why don't you.
Cassandra- Plans? Randy you don't have plans. Am I missing something?
Randy sighs and grabs Jennifer. He throws her into a very shiny balck car and drives off. Ryan, Sven and Cassandra stand stunned for a moment.
Cassandra- They took Jennifer.
Sven- Bummer.
Ryan- Yea.
Cassandra- Ryan. Why is you here?
Ryan- I was here to try and get…
Sven- Inu-Yasha back on?
Ryan- How'd you guess.
Cassandra- Come Ryan. We have a lot of explaining to do.
Punki- It's almost time for the commercail.
Cone- Yay!
Orlando- Would you two please stop jumping on the bed. It is ever so distracting.
Punki- Sorry.
*Knock Knock*
Cone- Ooooo the door. Can I get. Can I can I Orlando pleaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaase?
Orladno- Yes yes fine. Just don't beg. It's so, beneath you.
Cone- Thanks.
Punki- Hurry up! Our commercial's gonna be on soon.
Cone runs happily and opens the door.
Cone- Hey what are you doing here?
Mysterious girl- Come with me Cone.
Cone- But my commercial is….
Girl shoots Cone with a tranqulizer. Some very strong people come and begin to drag him down the hall way out of the hotel.
Orlando- Our commercial was soooo good.
Punki- I know. I loved the part that I was in.
Orladno- Right.
Punki- What'd you like Cone. Cone?
Orlando- Where'd he go.
Both run to the door to find a note lieing on the ground.
Punki- What's it say?
Orlando- It says, uh. I can't read this.
Punki- Come on. We have to go find Jennifer, Albino and DERyck.
Orladno- Agreed.
Girl- Master.
MED- Aww. Jessica, one of my most loyal minions.
Jessica- Yes. I've brought him. But more rebels are coming.
MED- I know. Randy you're here.
Randy- Yep. Sure am.
MED- Take those two to the room. They shall be delt with later.
Jennifer and Cone wake up. They are in a black room, tied to chairs.
Jennifer- Where am I?
Cone- I don't know.
Plank- We're stuck here.
Cone- Plank!
Plank- Stop calling me that would you?
Cone- Sorry.
Jennifer- DERyck. Are you here?
Deryck- Yes. I'm here. Are you guys all right.
Jennifer- Yea. Radny kidnapped me. How'd you get here?
Cone- Jessica Henson.
Jennifer- Oh. You guys don't look so good.
Nodds to the bags under Deryck and Planks eyes.
Deryck- Yea, they've been…
Plank- I can't even begin to describe the torture.
Jennifer- T-torture? I have a very low tolERance for pain. It's almost non existent.
Cone- What kind of torture.
Three men- Hello.
Jennifer- AH!! Who are they.
Hector- Hector!
Vikto- Viktor!
Lector- Lector!
Jennifer- Wait. Our tortures are HecDER, LecDER, and VikDER?
Plank- Yes.
Jennifer- Strange.
Lector- Time for another game children.
Plank- No more. Please.
Hector- Then give us the next anime show to cancle.
Cone- NEVER!
Viktor- Fine. Men, bring it out.
Jennifer- What's he talking about.
Furry little stuffed animal- Hi. I'm Elmo. Won't you play with me?
All- Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!
Orlando and Punki turn a corner.
Punki- Albino?
Cassandra- Hey Punki.
Orlando- Ryan hey!
Ryan- Hey Orlando. Who are they.
Cassandra- Ryan Punk. Orladno Sven.
Punki- Where's everybody else.
Sven- Deryck and Jennifer were kidnapped.
Punki- Oooo. We have a note!
Cassandra- Good for you Punki.
Punki- No. We think someone took Cone.
Sven- Ryan. Can you read it?
Ryn- I'll try.
Ahem: Cone had been kidnapped. If you want all of your other little friends to live, you will stop trying to save anime. Or else.
Sincerely, Mysterious evil people bent on destroy the anime world. Muwhahaha!!!
Cassandra- Hey! I'm the only one who can say Muwhahahaha! All right, now it's personal.
Ryan- Something tells me you have a plan. That will be very violent.
Cassandra- Yep! Come on, we have some network executives to go torure.
Ryan- Torture? But…
Punki- Don't bother.
Sven- Yea. She really wants to torture someone.
Orlando- Come on. BeDER keep up. Don't want her to get…
Cassandra- Come on you bakas! God, we don't have all freakin day you know.
Orlando- angry.