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Here it is!! The fic you've all been waiting for!!!

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Um... Maybe not. I know there are already a bunch of fics that have people meeting the Smashers randomly, but I wanted to try this out and see how it is. You like my other humor stories better? You tell me. I hope you enjoy, and if not, flames will be extinguished. Also, I know a few people have already written some Busch Gardens fics - I DID NOT COPY. PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE BELIEVE ME!!!!!!

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"Alpengeist next!" Mary exclaimed.

"No way!" argued Megan. "You know I hate roller coasters. I threw up when my brother made me go on it in the front four times in a row!" (It's true - she really did)

"Well, I want to go," said Mary stubbornly. "Anyone coming with me?"

"Not me," Katie said. "I'll wait with Megan."

"I'll go!" Annie said. "I love Alpengeist!"

"You two are crazy," said Megan, shaking her head.

"No," Mary said. "We're just not afraid to go on a roller coaster."

"We're not afraid!" Katie retorted. "We just get sick easily."

"Fine," said Annie, "But you two don't know what you're missing!" (I LOVE ALPENGEIST!!)

"And I don't think we want to know," muttered Megan to Katie as she watched her two friends dash to the ride.

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"Front row!" yelled Mary as she waited in line.

"No, I think back row," said Annie. "It's the best!!"

"And why is that?" asked Mary slyly.

"Because, well." Annie hesitated. "It's the fastest!" (A lot of people are under this surmise, but I KNOW IT'S NOT TRUE!!! MUAHAHAHA!!!!)

"That has got to be the worst load of crap I have ever heard." Mary said. "All the rows go the same exact speed. Besides, if you're not in the front, you're just staring at someone's butt."

"Fine," Annie said haughtily. "Front."

"I win," said Mary.

The two girls sidled to the line for the front, which obviously was longer than the others. This time, it wasn't that long... it would probably take thirty minutes or so. (I've had to wait for an hour @_@)

"Another good reason," Annie said, "To go on the back is that you don't have to wait so long."

"Now there you have a point," Mary agreed. "But the wait's worth it."

It was then that Mary noticed the people in line in front of them. They were two boys, teenagers. One of them had flaming red hair in spikes, while the other had blue hair with a tiara. They were both carrying... swords? They could just have bought them in the sword shop, although it seemed doubtful. Somehow, they looked very familiar...

"Annie?" Mary whispered, nudging her in the ribs. "See those two guys in front of us?"

Annie looked. "Yeah?"

Mary grinned. "Don't they look familiar to you?"

"The two directly in front of us?" Annie questioned.

Mary nodded an affirmative.

Annie focused on the two. Then her eyes widened. "It... can't... be..."

"It looks like it, doesn't it?" Mary leaned on the rail.

"Yeah," Annie agreed. "They look exactly like them."

"Well," said Mary, "I'm going to ask."

"Wait," Annie held her back. "What if it's not them? What if it's some random punks that'll kill you if you ask?"

"They look exactly like them!" hissed Mary. She gently poked the two boys in front of them. They turned around, looking at her confusedly. "Excuse me," she said extremely nervously, "But are you Marth and Roy?"

"Dang it," said the red haired one. "I told you someone would recognize us."

"Well," said the blue haired boy, "It lasted for a while."

"You are, aren't you?" Mary said suspiciously. "You're Marth and Roy, from Fire Emblem and SSBM!"

"Here it comes," said Roy to Marth. "Yes, we are," he turned to Mary. "And we were hoping that no one would notice."

"Well, I'm sorry," said Mary apologetically. "But my friend and I love to play SSBM, so we couldn't help but notice."

She gestured to Annie, who smiled nervously. "I'm obsessed with you, and you two just happen to be my favorites." Annie said.

Roy muttered furiously under his breath. Marth gave him a warning look. (Marth seems quite smart, doesn't he? ^_^)

"Oh, well then," Marth said in a friendly tone. "You obviously know us, so who are you?"

"Well, um." Mary said, "I'm Mary."

"And I'm Annie," Annie added. "How did you two get here?"

"Well, we don't really know," said Marth, scratching his forehead. "Me, Roy, Peach, Zelda, and Link were trying to go to Corneria, but we ended up here."

"And we couldn't find a way back to the SSBM mansion," Roy put in.

"Wait," Mary cut in. "So Peach, Zelda, and Link are here too?"

"Yes," said Roy, sighing. "They wanted to go on the Log Flume."

"I'm sure someone must have recognized them too," Annie said worriedly.

"Oh, I sure hope not," Marth said, running his hand through his hair. "They would be in a big mess."

"Especially with Link around," Roy said, rolling his eyes. "He'd be running around frantically. 'What do we do, what do we do?'"

"Yes," Marth agreed. "That sounds like Link." (Sorry, Link-lovers.)

And before the four knew it, it was their turn to ride. Alpengeist seated four per row, so it just worked out the two girls and the two boys sat with each other.

"I would definitely suggest leaving your swords here at the station," Annie advised.

"And you might want to take off your tiara, Marth," added Mary, giggling slightly.

"No!" cried Marth. "I can't leave my tiara and Falchion here!" (He's so obsessive... @_@)

"You're going to have to," Annie said. "The people that come to strap you in are going to take it anyways."

Sure enough, when they came to check, they insisted on taking Marth's and Roy's swords. They also insisted on taking Marth's tiara off. But Marth held firmly onto his beloved crown.

"Just let it go," Annie said to the checker, who was arguing furiously with Marth.

"Yeah," said Mary. "If it flies off, it's his fault."

The checker finally agreed, with a little persuasion from Annie and Mary. He reluctantly gave the thumbs-up sign to the operator, who hit the button for the ride to start. The ride slowly ascended the long climb to the top. Through the metal, Annie and Mary could see their friends looking up at the metal monster.

"Hey, Megan!" they called. "Katie!"

Their friends waved back at them, glad that they weren't strapped in the ride with Annie and Mary. But to Megan, the two guys sitting next to then looked familiar. As the ride came closer to the top, they went out of view.

"Wow!" Roy yelled. "I can see the whole park from here!"

"Yes, isn't it nice?" agreed Mary. "But hold on ti - AHHH!" she erupted into screams of delight as the coaster plummeted on its first drop. She and Annie continued whooping and screaming as the ride took them through a loop.

On the other side of the girls, Marth and Roy were screaming their heads off. "AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!! Help, help, we're going to diiiiiiiiee!" They squealed. Their heads were jerked forward as the ride came to an abrupt stop.

"Is it over?" Marth stammered, opening his eyes.

"No," replied Annie. "Hey! It's Zelda and - WAHOO!" (Very weird yells, but I couldn't say "AHHHH!!!" all the time. o_O)

The ride picked up speed and hurtled them into a spiral. "WHOOPIE!" screamed Mary. The coaster kept plunging them into dizzying spirals. The coaster finally slowed down and glided them smoothly back to the station.

"N - N - Now is it over?" stuttered Roy.

"Yes, it is," Annie said, laughing. "Wasn't it so fun?"

"Yeah, real fun," said Marth sarcastically. "I had so much fun getting dizzy and seeing my feet in the air!"

"That's the whole fun of it!" Mary said appreciatively as the boys grabbed their swords. "Hey, you still have your tiara?" she asked Marth.

Marth felt his head. "Yep!"

"Good," said Annie. "Now, you two have to meet our friends!" Annie and Mary dragged them to where Megan and Katie were sitting.

"That took a while," mentioned Megan.

"Yeah," said Katie, stretching as she stood up. "Who are they?" she asked, pointing at

"I know who they are," declared Megan. "They're those guys in that video game Annie showed me!"

"Yes, that's who they are," Annie said.

"I thought you were a girl when Annie showed me to you," Megan mentioned to Marth, not noticing that his face had gone red. "With the tiara and all."

"Megan," scolded Annie. "Don't say anything mean. They're real, you know! It's not like they don't have feelings!"

"But they're those video game crap that you're obsessed with!!! The Japanese crap, right? I hate Japanese." Megan retorted. (It's TRUE, I tell you!! She hates this stuff!!)

Marth and Roy had drawn their swords and were trying to lunge at Megan. Mary and Annie grabbed them and held them back. "MEGAN!!" yelled Mary. "SHUT UP!"

"Fine," said Megan. "I'll shut up. But I still hate all the Japanese crap."

"Say that again," Marth said menacingly at her.

"Marth!" yelled Annie. "I thought you would have more sense than that."

Marth hung his head. But Megan cut in, "What's wrong with me saying it again, Tiara Boy?"

Marth jumped at her. But Mary grappled him. "NO!" she yelled.

Marth stopped, surprised at her tone of voice. "If we keep up like this, we're never going to get anywhere!" she said angrily. "Now, lets get a move on, with no insults!" she aimed the remark toward Megan.

The newly formed group of six started walking. Annie and Mary purposely walked in between Marth and Roy and Megan and Katie, so to avert disaster, and most possibly, Megan being dead.

Katie said tentatively, "So, what are your names again?"

"Marth and Roy," Roy said through gritted teeth.

"And where exactly are we going?" Megan asked.

"Log Flume," Annie said in an undertone. "That's where they saw their friends."

"Oh, there's more of them?" Megan sighed.

"Megan!" Mary chided. "There are more, but you might like them better."

"Why?" Megan asked, not really caring.

"Because one of the guys is left handed." Annie said.

"COOL!" said Megan and Katie in unison. "I wonder if they're Democrats?"

"They're not," said Annie. "They're all firm Republicans."

"You don't know that!" retorted Mary. "You didn't ask them! You're just saying that because you want them to be on your side!"

Mary went up to Marth and Roy. "Are you guys Democrat or Republican?" she asked sweetly. (Sweetly? Humph. Yeah, right...)

"Well, I'm a Democrat," Marth said. "And Roy's a Republican."

Annie glared at Mary, but she paid no attention.

"Oh, cool!" Mary exclaimed. "Because me, Megan, and Katie are Democrats, but Annie's a Republican."

"I'm going to stuff my shoe down your throat," Annie said dangerously. But Mary just laughed at her.

"I am a very firm Republican," said Roy, glaring at Mary.

"Well then, you're on Annie's side," she said rather carelessly. "What about Zelda, Link, and Peach?"

"Link and Zelda are Democrats, and Peach is Republican," answered Marth.

"Sweet! Because Annie said that you all were firm Republicans because she wanted you on her side."

"Oh, really?" Marth asked. "Well, she lied."

"Democrats rule!" said Mary.

"Yeah, they do," Marth said, grinning at Roy. Roy glared back, and then went to talk to Annie about Republicans.

Mary went back to Katie and Megan. "Marth is Democrat, Roy is Republican."

"Oh geez," sighed Megan. "The redheads unite!"

"Marth's the blue haired one, right?" Katie asked.

"Obviously, Katie," she answered.

"Well, sorry," said Katie. "But you don't usually see blue haired guys every day, you know."

Megan asked, "Who are those peoples we're looking for, anyway?"

Mary replied, "Well, they'll be pretty easy to pick out, I'd say. It's one guy and two girls. The guy has on a green tunic/ dress-like thing, a weird green hat, blond hair, pointy ears, a sword, a bunch of arrows, some bombs and a triangle on his hand."

Katie stared at her. "Weird."

"Yeah," Mary agreed. "The two girls both have blond hair, blue eyes, and pink dresses on. One of them also has pointy ears and a triangle on her hand."

"They shouldn't be that hard to spot," Megan looked around the place. They had reached New France, where practically everything was made of wood.

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Meanwhile, Peach, Zelda, and Link were all looking for Marth and Roy.

"Oh, where could they be?" cried Peach. "We already looked at the roller coaster!"

"I'm sure we'll find them," Link said bravely. But inside, he did not feel so brave. "This park is so big," he thought. "Will we be able to find them?" (I know, Link's not that much of a coward. And it's not even a big park!!)

They crossed the bridge again, still searching.

"Here we are, wet from the Log Flume, and we can't find two guys with red and blue hair," Zelda said impatiently. "It really shouldn't be that hard!"

"Wait," said Link, shielding his eyes from the sun. "I think I see them!! But." he frowned.

"But what?" Peach asked, turning to Link.

"They're with some people..." Link muttered.

"Well, come on, then!" Zelda said. "What are you two waiting for?" she rushed towards Marth, Roy, and the mysterious strangers (How spooky...).

Peach and Link hurried after her.

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A bit strange, I know, I know. But we are strange... so it's not a new concept for me.

I'm terribly sorry if I offended you with the Republican/ Democrat conversation. It's just that we like to talk about it a lot. And I know it's unrealistic that they even KNOW about political parties. So don't barrage me with flames about that.

Now that you've read the first chapter, can you tell me what category to put this under? I don't really know, so I'm just putting it under General for now.

What will Zelda, Peach, and Link think of the "mysterious strangers"? What is up with the mysterious stranger crap anyways? What horrible and scary rides will Annie and Mary force Marth and Roy to ride? Find out in the next chapter!!!!

Now, please REVIEW!!! I BEG OF YOU!!!!!! * falls to the floor, sobbing *