Disclaimer: I refuse to do it. I simply... refuse!!!! * lawyers come over,
brandishing papers * Erm... why don't you do it, Marth?
Marth: Why me?
BS007: * draws sword * Just do it.
Marth: * gulps * Okaay... BS007 doesn't own anything. Except this fic. Obviously.
BS007: You make a good disclaimer.
I'M BAAACK!!!! Bless you, lovable English keyboard!!! * hugs keyboard o_O * Anyway, it was fun, but it's still good to be back. And I got some Swedish Fish!!!!!!! (~_^ Kora Lye...) Thanks for all your names!!! You shall all be in this chapter!!! THANKS FOR ALL OF YOUR GREAT REVIEWS!!! Take a cookie. * hands out cookies * Now, for review thanks:
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trom aka silver shot: Wow!!! My fic isn't bad?!? I thought it was!!! YAY!!!! Anyway, Peach and Zelda will be punished!!! MUAHAHAHAHA!!!! And, I will make Link less idiotic. I promise.
. : (that was her name!) Thanks!!!! Obsessed fangirls are welcome! I kinda made Link not like you here... if you want me to change it just tell me!!!
IcE-bLuE * aRtIc aZuRe: I'm sorry that you think all the characters are out of character, but this is fanfiction, after all. Anything can happen. That's all I can say. So, does that mean you're submitting your character? I won't put you in this chapter, just to be sure...
MarthRoyFan: Hey Thais-chan!!! You'll definitely be in this chapter ^^!!! And yes, you will be paired with Roy if you wish, or I might make it a little fightish thingy between you and Annie... ^^* I'm evil, aren't I? Well, thanks Thais!!!
Kora Lye (1, 2, 3): Yeah, I know the political parties are weird, everyone seemed to think so... oh well. Anyway, I wouldn't want to poke them!!!! Maybe jump up and down, screaming "OH MY GOD IT'S MARTH AND ROY!!!! OH MY GOD!!!" But, you know.... Well, maybe you don't. Of course I need your character!!!! I shall take KC!!! And you'll see about Annie and Roy... ^_^
Misfits: Glad to know there's a Democrat around here!!!! Oh, that's too bad that you're not a Japanese fan, but I'm glad you gave me a good review!!! Thanks!!!
SuRfErLaDy: Thank you!!!! Yes it is interesting isn't it? Interesting, not good... oh well.
HockeyGuy121 (1, 3): Thanks!!!! And of course I'll give you a cookie!!! * hands HockeyGuy121 another cookie *
On with the ficcish thingy!!!
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(A/N: Sorry if anyone is out of character. It is fanfiction, after all.)
Marth threw a sideways glance at Mary. They both grinned. "Well, um... since it's two per compartment, I'd like to ride with Mary on this one."
"Ooh la la..." Roy said, chuckling a bit.
"Not like that!" Marth glared at Roy. "We just have something that we need to discuss... privately."
"Yeah, like a bit of lipping," Roy said.
"NO!!" Mary almost yelled. "Not that!!! We wanted to leave you two alone to do that..." she paused, looking at the effect of her remark on Roy and Annie's faces. She was satisfied with the result; both of them had blushed quite remarkably: their faces were bright red, which matched quite well with their hair.
"We discovered a secret, we discovered a secret!" Marth chanted.
"No you didn't!" retorted Annie.
"Oh yeah?" Mary asked casually. "Then how come both of your faces are the same color as your hair?"
"Anyways," retorted Annie, wanting to get back at Mary, "Everyone knows that Marth does his kissing with Paola." (YAYNESS!!! FIRE EMBLEM!!! I'm in the process of convincing my dad to get FE6 for me...)
Marth blushed considerably, but Mary just smiled distantly, seeming unperturbed by her friend's remark.
The gate to the Flying Machine was opened, and the four filed in, Annie and Roy going in one, Mary and Marth going in the other. They went into ones right next to each other, because:
"We want to make sure nothing happens!" yelled Roy.
"Same goes for you two, Roy!" Marth yelled back.
Mary shook her head. "Such idiots," she sighed.
Marth turned to look at her. "Hey!"
"What?" Mary asked innocently. "I'm sure you'll get over it. one day."
Marth rolled his eyes, and then the operator came to check their belts. "Good job!" he said. "You strapped yourself in all by yourself!!!!!!!!" (BS007: Seriously, once there was this guy that came around, and I think he thought I was two years old or something, because... Everyone: SHUT UP!!!)
"How so incredibly amazing!!" Mary said sarcastically. "I never thought we could do it!!! I'm a big kid now!"
"Why, indeed you are," laughed the operator, patting her on the back. "I'm sure you are." He moved on to check Roy and Annie.
"Now, he is more idiotic than you," Mary said. "I'll admit that."
"That's not saying much," Marth said unappreciatively.
"I know," said Mary with a twinkle in her eye.
The friendly (Everyone: TOO FRIENDLY!) operator bushed the button, and the Flying Machine began to move. Slowly. And it did not accelerate.
Marth said, "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?"
"The probability of that is 1 to infinity, since I could be thinking anything right now," Mary replied matter-of-factly.
"My brain hurts," said Marth.
"Must be a Gumby, then," Mary commented.
"What?" Marth questioned.
"Never mind."
"Well what I was thinking was that we should pretend we're scared, screaming our heads off," Marth said.
"An excellent idea, Mr. Fibb," Mary said.
"What?"
"Don't ask." Mary said. "Anyways, I think that may be a good idea."
Fresh screams came from their car. "HEEEEEEELP ME!!!! THIS RIDE IS SO SCARY!!!!!! I WANT MY MOMMY!!!!!" etc, etc, etc.
"I wonder what Roy and Annie are up to," Mary said.
Marth looked at her. They both started laughing (yet again) at the same time.
"It's so awesome how we can basically read each other's minds," Marth said.
"Only when it comes to Annie and Roy," Mary said.
"Yeah, that seems to be the only time." he stretched his neck out, trying to spot the pair.
"Hey, Marth!" a voice yelled.
Marth and Mary looked behind them. Annie and Roy were seated, waving and laughing.
"What are you up to?" bellowed Roy.
"Funny, we were just wondering the same thing about you," Mary called back.
Roy scowled at her. "Hey!"
"You get mad so easily," Marth said, laughing.
"I think it's the red hair. Annie blows up easily too," Mary replied, grinning.
She was right: Annie was now scowling too.
"Cool it, you two hotheads!" yelled Marth.
"That's what redheads are known for!!" screamed Annie. "Plus, redheads don't get as sick as easily as people with black, brown, or blonde hair!!"
Marth's eyes narrowed. "In case you haven't noticed yet, I have BLUE hair!!!"
Annie looked at Roy. They both burst out laughing. (What is UP with bursting out laughing?? God!!)
Marth frowned, utterly nonplussed (Another word for confused, I think). "What?"
The redheads continued laughing.
Marth glanced over at Mary. To his surprise, she had clapped her hand over her mouth to suppress giggles. "WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!??!?" He started shaking Mary violently.
She then burst out laughing.
"What - is - so - FUNNY!!!!" he screamed, still shaking her. He shook her so hard, he banged her head against the barrier of the compartment.
"Oww..." she groaned, rubbing her head.
"Erm... hehe... sorry?" Marth said, gulping audibly.
Unfortunately for Marth, the ride had stopped. The over friendly ride operator came back, showing his surprise that no one on the ride had thrown up. (-_-*) Mary glared at him. If Marth didn't know better, he would've thought her eyes were glowing red. She got out of the car. Slowly, Marth did the same.
"Don't... you... shake... me..." She whispered. She started chasing Marth.
"Oh, no... AHHHHH!!!!" Marth screamed.
Meanwhile, Annie and Roy were coming out of their car. At the sight of Mary and Marth, they started laughing.... again.
"RUN FOR IT, MARTH!!!!" Roy screamed. "RUN!!!!"
They exited the ride, doubling over with laughter.
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The group of five stood outside the bumper cars.
"First of all, Link, don't make the little kids cry." Megan said.
"Aww... darn it!!!" Link made a face. "It's so much fun!!!"
"You have a sadistic sense of humor," Katie commented.
"Don't say that word, please!!!" Megan looked angry, and almost... growled?
"Why not?"
"Because - ah, well, never mind, it's a long story." She grunted. (o_O Megan doesn't grunt... oh well.)
"Look, Megan, Katie, wanna team up on Peach and Zelda? You know, they're just standing there, acting prim and upright... let's make them pay." Link muttered under his breath.
The two girls' faces brightened. "Okay!!!" they agreed, their faces cracking into evil grins. "Let's do it."
They were ushered onto the floor, accompanied by the ride operator's bored voice. "Please choose a car and strap yourself in."
Megan, Katie, and Link rushed to a section with three cars right next to each other. Katie sat in the yellow one, Megan in the red, and Link in the blue. A few feet ahead of them, Peach and Zelda took their seats, with Peach in the red car and Zelda in the green car. The ride checker ran around, making sure everyone was strapped in safely.
"Hey, you!!" he said loudly to Link.
"What?" Link asked, raising an eyebrow.
"Strap yourself in, punk," the checker said.
"Oh," Link put his arm through the straps, and watched the burly checker move on. "What's a punk?" he whispered to Megan.
"You don't know what a punk is?" she asked incredulously.
Link shook his head.
"You must be missing a lot in life," Megan said.
"So what's the plan?" Katie asked Link.
"Er... okay...." He started whispering to the girls. They nodded. "They won't know what's hit them."
Their cars came to life. Megan sped up immediately, zooming in front of the two princesses, blocking their way. Katie and Link came up more slowly.
"Ready?" asked Link. "NOW!!!"
The two put up a burst of speed, sending themselves crashing into Peach and Zelda.
"What are you doing?" asked Zelda. "OWWW!!!!!"
More cars were coming around, now crashing into the princesses in pink.
"Oww - ow - ow - ow - ow - ow - ow!!!!!" They screamed. "GET US OUT OF HERE!!!!"
"As you wish!!!" Megan screamed gleefully from the front. Her car revved up again, and she sped off.
Slowly, very slowly, Peach and Zelda turned their cars around, then sped up again. They drove smoothly once around the circle. Then, Megan slowed down a bit. Zelda's car hit Megan hard, spinning Megan's car around.
"Great job, Zelda!!" Megan said, but she was grinning.
CRASH.
Link and Katie's cars collided harder than ever with the two princesses.
"ARRRRRGH!!!!! LINK!!!!!!!" they screamed, as more people hit them.
"What? It's not ALL my fault!!" Link said innocently. "Why don't you blame Megan and Katie too?"
Peach and Zelda turned around to yell at Megan, but she had already sped off. She turned around and crashed into Zelda.
"This is getting annoying!!" Zelda screamed, as her head was jerked backward.
"Isn't that the point?" Megan yelled back. She reversed, and then crashed into Peach.
"What do you have against us?" Peach squealed, as she was thrown backward.
"Everything!!" yelled Link, and he ran into Zelda's car.
"Oh... when will the ride end..." Zelda moaned.
As if listening to Zelda, the engines died down.
"Please exit the car. Have a nice day at Busch Gardens." The bored ride operator said.
"What was with that?!?" Peach cried at the others, panting slightly.
"Seriously!!" Zelda panted. "Is it 'Gang Up Against Peach and Zelda Day?'"
"Maybe!" Megan said.
"We should go to lunch," Katie said.
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The two groups met up at the tall clock tower next to the Globe Theater.
"Did you have fun?" Mary asked, as she sat down next to Megan.
"We did," Megan replied brightly. "Peach and Zelda didn't."
"Oh really?" Marth said, sitting down next to Link. "Why not?"
"Because Peach and I nearly got killed on the bumper cars!!!" Zelda said furiously.
Roy grinned. "Oh..."
The group ate lunch. (Real descriptive...)
"Let's go watch a show or something," Megan said.
"Hmm... how about 'Pirates'?" Mary asked.
(A/N: That show was replaced with 'Haunted Lighthouse' this year, but I haven't seen it yet, so we're going to see 'Pirates'. OK?)
"The one with Eric in it?" Annie asked, smiling.
"YES!!!" Megan, Katie, and Mary said in unison.
"Who's Eric?" Marth, Roy, Link, Peach, and Zelda asked.
"A really funny and cool actor." The four replied.
"Oh, okay!!" they said.
As they waited in line, they heard a voice.
"Annie!!! Mary!!! Megan!!! Katie!!!"
The four girls turned around. Three girls were waving at them. One of them was tall and had short light brown hair, one had long dark brown hair, and the other had blonde hair.
(A/N: Sorry if that's not your real looks, people!!! Namely, Thais, KC, and Din...)
"Thais!! KC!!! Din!!!" (Told ya...) the four girls smiled in welcome. "Come here!!! Are you guys gonna watch Pirates?"
"Yep!" the newcomers said, catching up to them. Then, their jaws dropped.
"Wait a minute," the one with short brown hair, Thais, breathed. "Isn't that..."
"Them?" the one with blonde hair, Din, finished for her.
Thais nodded numbly. "Is it?"
Annie looked uncomfortable for a bit, but Mary nodded. "It sure is!!"
The girl with long brown hair, KC, screamed, "OH MY GOD!!! IT'S MARTH AND ROY!!! CAN WE POKE THEM???" (MUAHAHAHA KORA!!!!)
There was an extreme silence.
"What?" KC said, looking around at them.
"IT'S MARTH AND ROY!!! IT'S MARTH AND ROY!!!" They all chanted.
"AND LINK AND PEACH AND ZELDA!!!" Din screamed, pointing at the others.
"OH MY GOD!!!!"
"Keep your voices down!!!" Annie hissed. "We don't want the whole world to know that five video game characters just randomly came out of nowhere!!!"
By this time, the girls had attacked the poor video game characters. "How did you get here?" "I can't believe you're real!!!" "Roy, you're my favorite!!!"
"Look, if you calm down, maybe they'll talk," Mary said. "But if you slobber all over them, I wouldn't be surprised if they run away screaming their heads off. Especially from you, KC!!"
"What did I do?" KC asked. "What's wrong with me?!?"
Mary sighed. "Never mind..."
The doors to the stage opened. The group of - erm... * counts for a bit * twelve... collapsed in chairs.
"So... explain." Thais commanded.
"Well... we were trying to go to Corneria, but instead we turned up here." Roy said, furrowing his eyebrow.
"He's so kawaii!!!" Thais whispered to Mary. Mary giggled.
"Where are all the others?" Din asked. "Like Ganondorf!!!"
Link scowled. "You like Ganondorf?"
"Not like him, like him," Din replied briskly, "But he's my favorite character!!!"
Link's face darkened.
"Got a problem with it, fairy boy?" Din said smoothly.
Link opened his mouth to yell at her, but at a look from Zelda, he stopped.
"Yeah, and what about Mewtwo?" KC asked excitedly. "I can't wait to see him!!"
"Well, they weren't traveling with us," Peach said.
"But I expect they'll come look for us," Marth added.
KC's face brightened. "So I get to see Mewtwo?"
"Maybe," said Zelda.
"YES!!!! I GET TO TORTURE HIM AND HUG HIM!!!!"
Another extreme silence followed.
"You've got some problems, KC," Megan said.
"Yeah, well so do you!!" she retorted.
"Fair point," Megan said, shrugging.
"We haven't introduced ourselves," Thais said. "I'm Thais," she started, beaming at Roy, who smiled uncertainly back.
"I'm Din," said Din.
"And I'm KC!!!" finished KC.
"And they're all obsessed with your video game!!!" said Mary.
"Isn't everyone we meet?" Link said sarcastically.
"Shut up, the show's about to start!!!" Katie whispered.
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And that's a wrap!!! I quite liked this chappie, it was very insane... I'm sorry if I made you look stupid, Thais, Din, KC. Especially you, Kora Lye. Sorry, but you were just asking for it!!!! * laughs insanely *
Link: Talk about insane...
Shut up, you. So please don't get mad, you three... I'm still looking for more obsessed fangirls or fanboys!!!! Please REVIEW!!!!! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE???
Marth: Why me?
BS007: * draws sword * Just do it.
Marth: * gulps * Okaay... BS007 doesn't own anything. Except this fic. Obviously.
BS007: You make a good disclaimer.
I'M BAAACK!!!! Bless you, lovable English keyboard!!! * hugs keyboard o_O * Anyway, it was fun, but it's still good to be back. And I got some Swedish Fish!!!!!!! (~_^ Kora Lye...) Thanks for all your names!!! You shall all be in this chapter!!! THANKS FOR ALL OF YOUR GREAT REVIEWS!!! Take a cookie. * hands out cookies * Now, for review thanks:
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trom aka silver shot: Wow!!! My fic isn't bad?!? I thought it was!!! YAY!!!! Anyway, Peach and Zelda will be punished!!! MUAHAHAHAHA!!!! And, I will make Link less idiotic. I promise.
. : (that was her name!) Thanks!!!! Obsessed fangirls are welcome! I kinda made Link not like you here... if you want me to change it just tell me!!!
IcE-bLuE * aRtIc aZuRe: I'm sorry that you think all the characters are out of character, but this is fanfiction, after all. Anything can happen. That's all I can say. So, does that mean you're submitting your character? I won't put you in this chapter, just to be sure...
MarthRoyFan: Hey Thais-chan!!! You'll definitely be in this chapter ^^!!! And yes, you will be paired with Roy if you wish, or I might make it a little fightish thingy between you and Annie... ^^* I'm evil, aren't I? Well, thanks Thais!!!
Kora Lye (1, 2, 3): Yeah, I know the political parties are weird, everyone seemed to think so... oh well. Anyway, I wouldn't want to poke them!!!! Maybe jump up and down, screaming "OH MY GOD IT'S MARTH AND ROY!!!! OH MY GOD!!!" But, you know.... Well, maybe you don't. Of course I need your character!!!! I shall take KC!!! And you'll see about Annie and Roy... ^_^
Misfits: Glad to know there's a Democrat around here!!!! Oh, that's too bad that you're not a Japanese fan, but I'm glad you gave me a good review!!! Thanks!!!
SuRfErLaDy: Thank you!!!! Yes it is interesting isn't it? Interesting, not good... oh well.
HockeyGuy121 (1, 3): Thanks!!!! And of course I'll give you a cookie!!! * hands HockeyGuy121 another cookie *
On with the ficcish thingy!!!
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(A/N: Sorry if anyone is out of character. It is fanfiction, after all.)
Marth threw a sideways glance at Mary. They both grinned. "Well, um... since it's two per compartment, I'd like to ride with Mary on this one."
"Ooh la la..." Roy said, chuckling a bit.
"Not like that!" Marth glared at Roy. "We just have something that we need to discuss... privately."
"Yeah, like a bit of lipping," Roy said.
"NO!!" Mary almost yelled. "Not that!!! We wanted to leave you two alone to do that..." she paused, looking at the effect of her remark on Roy and Annie's faces. She was satisfied with the result; both of them had blushed quite remarkably: their faces were bright red, which matched quite well with their hair.
"We discovered a secret, we discovered a secret!" Marth chanted.
"No you didn't!" retorted Annie.
"Oh yeah?" Mary asked casually. "Then how come both of your faces are the same color as your hair?"
"Anyways," retorted Annie, wanting to get back at Mary, "Everyone knows that Marth does his kissing with Paola." (YAYNESS!!! FIRE EMBLEM!!! I'm in the process of convincing my dad to get FE6 for me...)
Marth blushed considerably, but Mary just smiled distantly, seeming unperturbed by her friend's remark.
The gate to the Flying Machine was opened, and the four filed in, Annie and Roy going in one, Mary and Marth going in the other. They went into ones right next to each other, because:
"We want to make sure nothing happens!" yelled Roy.
"Same goes for you two, Roy!" Marth yelled back.
Mary shook her head. "Such idiots," she sighed.
Marth turned to look at her. "Hey!"
"What?" Mary asked innocently. "I'm sure you'll get over it. one day."
Marth rolled his eyes, and then the operator came to check their belts. "Good job!" he said. "You strapped yourself in all by yourself!!!!!!!!" (BS007: Seriously, once there was this guy that came around, and I think he thought I was two years old or something, because... Everyone: SHUT UP!!!)
"How so incredibly amazing!!" Mary said sarcastically. "I never thought we could do it!!! I'm a big kid now!"
"Why, indeed you are," laughed the operator, patting her on the back. "I'm sure you are." He moved on to check Roy and Annie.
"Now, he is more idiotic than you," Mary said. "I'll admit that."
"That's not saying much," Marth said unappreciatively.
"I know," said Mary with a twinkle in her eye.
The friendly (Everyone: TOO FRIENDLY!) operator bushed the button, and the Flying Machine began to move. Slowly. And it did not accelerate.
Marth said, "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?"
"The probability of that is 1 to infinity, since I could be thinking anything right now," Mary replied matter-of-factly.
"My brain hurts," said Marth.
"Must be a Gumby, then," Mary commented.
"What?" Marth questioned.
"Never mind."
"Well what I was thinking was that we should pretend we're scared, screaming our heads off," Marth said.
"An excellent idea, Mr. Fibb," Mary said.
"What?"
"Don't ask." Mary said. "Anyways, I think that may be a good idea."
Fresh screams came from their car. "HEEEEEEELP ME!!!! THIS RIDE IS SO SCARY!!!!!! I WANT MY MOMMY!!!!!" etc, etc, etc.
"I wonder what Roy and Annie are up to," Mary said.
Marth looked at her. They both started laughing (yet again) at the same time.
"It's so awesome how we can basically read each other's minds," Marth said.
"Only when it comes to Annie and Roy," Mary said.
"Yeah, that seems to be the only time." he stretched his neck out, trying to spot the pair.
"Hey, Marth!" a voice yelled.
Marth and Mary looked behind them. Annie and Roy were seated, waving and laughing.
"What are you up to?" bellowed Roy.
"Funny, we were just wondering the same thing about you," Mary called back.
Roy scowled at her. "Hey!"
"You get mad so easily," Marth said, laughing.
"I think it's the red hair. Annie blows up easily too," Mary replied, grinning.
She was right: Annie was now scowling too.
"Cool it, you two hotheads!" yelled Marth.
"That's what redheads are known for!!" screamed Annie. "Plus, redheads don't get as sick as easily as people with black, brown, or blonde hair!!"
Marth's eyes narrowed. "In case you haven't noticed yet, I have BLUE hair!!!"
Annie looked at Roy. They both burst out laughing. (What is UP with bursting out laughing?? God!!)
Marth frowned, utterly nonplussed (Another word for confused, I think). "What?"
The redheads continued laughing.
Marth glanced over at Mary. To his surprise, she had clapped her hand over her mouth to suppress giggles. "WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!??!?" He started shaking Mary violently.
She then burst out laughing.
"What - is - so - FUNNY!!!!" he screamed, still shaking her. He shook her so hard, he banged her head against the barrier of the compartment.
"Oww..." she groaned, rubbing her head.
"Erm... hehe... sorry?" Marth said, gulping audibly.
Unfortunately for Marth, the ride had stopped. The over friendly ride operator came back, showing his surprise that no one on the ride had thrown up. (-_-*) Mary glared at him. If Marth didn't know better, he would've thought her eyes were glowing red. She got out of the car. Slowly, Marth did the same.
"Don't... you... shake... me..." She whispered. She started chasing Marth.
"Oh, no... AHHHHH!!!!" Marth screamed.
Meanwhile, Annie and Roy were coming out of their car. At the sight of Mary and Marth, they started laughing.... again.
"RUN FOR IT, MARTH!!!!" Roy screamed. "RUN!!!!"
They exited the ride, doubling over with laughter.
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The group of five stood outside the bumper cars.
"First of all, Link, don't make the little kids cry." Megan said.
"Aww... darn it!!!" Link made a face. "It's so much fun!!!"
"You have a sadistic sense of humor," Katie commented.
"Don't say that word, please!!!" Megan looked angry, and almost... growled?
"Why not?"
"Because - ah, well, never mind, it's a long story." She grunted. (o_O Megan doesn't grunt... oh well.)
"Look, Megan, Katie, wanna team up on Peach and Zelda? You know, they're just standing there, acting prim and upright... let's make them pay." Link muttered under his breath.
The two girls' faces brightened. "Okay!!!" they agreed, their faces cracking into evil grins. "Let's do it."
They were ushered onto the floor, accompanied by the ride operator's bored voice. "Please choose a car and strap yourself in."
Megan, Katie, and Link rushed to a section with three cars right next to each other. Katie sat in the yellow one, Megan in the red, and Link in the blue. A few feet ahead of them, Peach and Zelda took their seats, with Peach in the red car and Zelda in the green car. The ride checker ran around, making sure everyone was strapped in safely.
"Hey, you!!" he said loudly to Link.
"What?" Link asked, raising an eyebrow.
"Strap yourself in, punk," the checker said.
"Oh," Link put his arm through the straps, and watched the burly checker move on. "What's a punk?" he whispered to Megan.
"You don't know what a punk is?" she asked incredulously.
Link shook his head.
"You must be missing a lot in life," Megan said.
"So what's the plan?" Katie asked Link.
"Er... okay...." He started whispering to the girls. They nodded. "They won't know what's hit them."
Their cars came to life. Megan sped up immediately, zooming in front of the two princesses, blocking their way. Katie and Link came up more slowly.
"Ready?" asked Link. "NOW!!!"
The two put up a burst of speed, sending themselves crashing into Peach and Zelda.
"What are you doing?" asked Zelda. "OWWW!!!!!"
More cars were coming around, now crashing into the princesses in pink.
"Oww - ow - ow - ow - ow - ow - ow!!!!!" They screamed. "GET US OUT OF HERE!!!!"
"As you wish!!!" Megan screamed gleefully from the front. Her car revved up again, and she sped off.
Slowly, very slowly, Peach and Zelda turned their cars around, then sped up again. They drove smoothly once around the circle. Then, Megan slowed down a bit. Zelda's car hit Megan hard, spinning Megan's car around.
"Great job, Zelda!!" Megan said, but she was grinning.
CRASH.
Link and Katie's cars collided harder than ever with the two princesses.
"ARRRRRGH!!!!! LINK!!!!!!!" they screamed, as more people hit them.
"What? It's not ALL my fault!!" Link said innocently. "Why don't you blame Megan and Katie too?"
Peach and Zelda turned around to yell at Megan, but she had already sped off. She turned around and crashed into Zelda.
"This is getting annoying!!" Zelda screamed, as her head was jerked backward.
"Isn't that the point?" Megan yelled back. She reversed, and then crashed into Peach.
"What do you have against us?" Peach squealed, as she was thrown backward.
"Everything!!" yelled Link, and he ran into Zelda's car.
"Oh... when will the ride end..." Zelda moaned.
As if listening to Zelda, the engines died down.
"Please exit the car. Have a nice day at Busch Gardens." The bored ride operator said.
"What was with that?!?" Peach cried at the others, panting slightly.
"Seriously!!" Zelda panted. "Is it 'Gang Up Against Peach and Zelda Day?'"
"Maybe!" Megan said.
"We should go to lunch," Katie said.
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The two groups met up at the tall clock tower next to the Globe Theater.
"Did you have fun?" Mary asked, as she sat down next to Megan.
"We did," Megan replied brightly. "Peach and Zelda didn't."
"Oh really?" Marth said, sitting down next to Link. "Why not?"
"Because Peach and I nearly got killed on the bumper cars!!!" Zelda said furiously.
Roy grinned. "Oh..."
The group ate lunch. (Real descriptive...)
"Let's go watch a show or something," Megan said.
"Hmm... how about 'Pirates'?" Mary asked.
(A/N: That show was replaced with 'Haunted Lighthouse' this year, but I haven't seen it yet, so we're going to see 'Pirates'. OK?)
"The one with Eric in it?" Annie asked, smiling.
"YES!!!" Megan, Katie, and Mary said in unison.
"Who's Eric?" Marth, Roy, Link, Peach, and Zelda asked.
"A really funny and cool actor." The four replied.
"Oh, okay!!" they said.
As they waited in line, they heard a voice.
"Annie!!! Mary!!! Megan!!! Katie!!!"
The four girls turned around. Three girls were waving at them. One of them was tall and had short light brown hair, one had long dark brown hair, and the other had blonde hair.
(A/N: Sorry if that's not your real looks, people!!! Namely, Thais, KC, and Din...)
"Thais!! KC!!! Din!!!" (Told ya...) the four girls smiled in welcome. "Come here!!! Are you guys gonna watch Pirates?"
"Yep!" the newcomers said, catching up to them. Then, their jaws dropped.
"Wait a minute," the one with short brown hair, Thais, breathed. "Isn't that..."
"Them?" the one with blonde hair, Din, finished for her.
Thais nodded numbly. "Is it?"
Annie looked uncomfortable for a bit, but Mary nodded. "It sure is!!"
The girl with long brown hair, KC, screamed, "OH MY GOD!!! IT'S MARTH AND ROY!!! CAN WE POKE THEM???" (MUAHAHAHA KORA!!!!)
There was an extreme silence.
"What?" KC said, looking around at them.
"IT'S MARTH AND ROY!!! IT'S MARTH AND ROY!!!" They all chanted.
"AND LINK AND PEACH AND ZELDA!!!" Din screamed, pointing at the others.
"OH MY GOD!!!!"
"Keep your voices down!!!" Annie hissed. "We don't want the whole world to know that five video game characters just randomly came out of nowhere!!!"
By this time, the girls had attacked the poor video game characters. "How did you get here?" "I can't believe you're real!!!" "Roy, you're my favorite!!!"
"Look, if you calm down, maybe they'll talk," Mary said. "But if you slobber all over them, I wouldn't be surprised if they run away screaming their heads off. Especially from you, KC!!"
"What did I do?" KC asked. "What's wrong with me?!?"
Mary sighed. "Never mind..."
The doors to the stage opened. The group of - erm... * counts for a bit * twelve... collapsed in chairs.
"So... explain." Thais commanded.
"Well... we were trying to go to Corneria, but instead we turned up here." Roy said, furrowing his eyebrow.
"He's so kawaii!!!" Thais whispered to Mary. Mary giggled.
"Where are all the others?" Din asked. "Like Ganondorf!!!"
Link scowled. "You like Ganondorf?"
"Not like him, like him," Din replied briskly, "But he's my favorite character!!!"
Link's face darkened.
"Got a problem with it, fairy boy?" Din said smoothly.
Link opened his mouth to yell at her, but at a look from Zelda, he stopped.
"Yeah, and what about Mewtwo?" KC asked excitedly. "I can't wait to see him!!"
"Well, they weren't traveling with us," Peach said.
"But I expect they'll come look for us," Marth added.
KC's face brightened. "So I get to see Mewtwo?"
"Maybe," said Zelda.
"YES!!!! I GET TO TORTURE HIM AND HUG HIM!!!!"
Another extreme silence followed.
"You've got some problems, KC," Megan said.
"Yeah, well so do you!!" she retorted.
"Fair point," Megan said, shrugging.
"We haven't introduced ourselves," Thais said. "I'm Thais," she started, beaming at Roy, who smiled uncertainly back.
"I'm Din," said Din.
"And I'm KC!!!" finished KC.
"And they're all obsessed with your video game!!!" said Mary.
"Isn't everyone we meet?" Link said sarcastically.
"Shut up, the show's about to start!!!" Katie whispered.
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And that's a wrap!!! I quite liked this chappie, it was very insane... I'm sorry if I made you look stupid, Thais, Din, KC. Especially you, Kora Lye. Sorry, but you were just asking for it!!!! * laughs insanely *
Link: Talk about insane...
Shut up, you. So please don't get mad, you three... I'm still looking for more obsessed fangirls or fanboys!!!! Please REVIEW!!!!! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE???