Roger- You can not kill me! For I am from the Big O!
Sesshomaru- Uh-hu. And that's like really saying something?
Jennifer- I dislike that show with a passion! It took Inu-Yasha away!
Cassandra- Yea and honestly, could a anime show be any more pathetic.
Just then another portal opens and Ash from Pokemon comes out. All look at Cassandra.
Cassandra- Okay. Other than that.
Thankfully portal swallows him back in.
Jennifer- Go attack Roger Sesshi!
Sesshomaru- Sesshi?
Legolas- Ha!
Sven- Quiet elf boy.
Legolas- Can I shoot him with something?
Writer- Um guys?
Punki- God? Is that you.
Writer- Well technically I am kinda like God but…
Pip- Hey did you guys realize that you had twenty characters in this story and you only started out with…
Merry- about ten or so.
All stare blankly.
Kenshin smiles happily and pulls out his sword. He kills Roger and throws him into the fire.
Kenshin- Okay. Now we only have 19.
Writer- Yea. I think u need to get rid of some more characters.
Legolas- Can I kill Sven?
Sven- No! I'm one of the main characters.
Jennifer- Actually it kind of goes like this. Me and Cassandra are like number one.
Cassandra- Yea. Well one and two.
Jennifer- Which do you wanna be?
Cassandra- i'll be number two.
Jennifer- Why?
Cassandra- U do that beDER Dr. Evil voice.
Jennifer- Riiight(in Dr.Evil voice.)
Sesshomaru- I'm number three even though I got here late I'm cute
Deryck- I'm part of the second main characters.
Punki- As am I.
Cone- And me.
Shane- I'm one of the third celebrity party.
Ryan- Same here.
Gohan- I'm just here cause one of the writers is obsessed with me.
Sven- Okay okay.
Sano- So who can we kill off?
All seem to think for a moment.
All-Plank!
Plank- Noooooooooooo!
Deryck- Sorry dude nothing personal but someone else has to die.
Ryan- Yup.
Legolas- Can I pleeeeeeese shoot him?
Cassandra- If it means that much to elf boy.
Shippo- Why haven't I gotten to talk?
Punki- Err aren't u supposed to be somewhere?
Cone- Yea. I thought you were in danger. Remember warning mushrooms?
Shippo- Huh. Oh yea sorry. My bad.
Shane- That was strange.
Gohan- When do you think the writer will talk again?
Sesshomaru- Whenever she wants to I guess
Writer- Sesshi's right.
Legolas finally shoots Plank and he falls into the fire.
Kenshin- Let's go save Shippo.
Pip and Merry- Who?
Legolas- This tiny annoying creature.
Shane- Yes. Much like yourselves.
Ryan- Hey I like Pip and Merry!
Gohan- Um…what group am I in?
Jennifer- hum. Well me, Cassandra, Leggy…
Legolas- Leggy?
Sven- Ha!
Jennifer- Sesshi…
Sesshomaru- Arrgh!
Jennifer- Pip and Merry. Now I think that we should have a group for the less significant characters.
Punki- Me, Cone, Ryan, Shane and Sven
Gohan- That leaves the rest of the anime characters. Come on Kenshin, and Sano and Miroku. Let's go look for Shippo.
Miroku- And someone to…hey!
Miroko goes up to Legolas.
Miroku- Will you bear my children?
Legolas- WHAT!
Casssandra- Oh my God I can't breath. He thought you were a girl!
Legolas pulls out an arrow and wacks Miroky over the head. Miroku walks over to Sesshomaru.
Miroku- Will you bear my children?
Sesshomaru- *Stops laughing* WHAT! Hey, how could you think that. We're on the same friggin show!
Jennifer- Ha ha ha…he thought that you were a girl to. Hey Cassandra. I just realized that you and I are the only two *actually* girls in this story.
Miroku- Wi-
Both- NO!
Jennifer- Uh-oh. Caps again.
All- Huh?
Pip- I LOVE MUSHROOMS AND FLUFFY PILLOWS
Merry- AND I LOVE ALE AND MUSHROOMS TOO!
Gohan- OOOOOO ALL CAPS! HURRAY!
Jennifer- Oh no not again.
Sesshomaru- Uh-hu. And that's like really saying something?
Jennifer- I dislike that show with a passion! It took Inu-Yasha away!
Cassandra- Yea and honestly, could a anime show be any more pathetic.
Just then another portal opens and Ash from Pokemon comes out. All look at Cassandra.
Cassandra- Okay. Other than that.
Thankfully portal swallows him back in.
Jennifer- Go attack Roger Sesshi!
Sesshomaru- Sesshi?
Legolas- Ha!
Sven- Quiet elf boy.
Legolas- Can I shoot him with something?
Writer- Um guys?
Punki- God? Is that you.
Writer- Well technically I am kinda like God but…
Pip- Hey did you guys realize that you had twenty characters in this story and you only started out with…
Merry- about ten or so.
All stare blankly.
Kenshin smiles happily and pulls out his sword. He kills Roger and throws him into the fire.
Kenshin- Okay. Now we only have 19.
Writer- Yea. I think u need to get rid of some more characters.
Legolas- Can I kill Sven?
Sven- No! I'm one of the main characters.
Jennifer- Actually it kind of goes like this. Me and Cassandra are like number one.
Cassandra- Yea. Well one and two.
Jennifer- Which do you wanna be?
Cassandra- i'll be number two.
Jennifer- Why?
Cassandra- U do that beDER Dr. Evil voice.
Jennifer- Riiight(in Dr.Evil voice.)
Sesshomaru- I'm number three even though I got here late I'm cute
Deryck- I'm part of the second main characters.
Punki- As am I.
Cone- And me.
Shane- I'm one of the third celebrity party.
Ryan- Same here.
Gohan- I'm just here cause one of the writers is obsessed with me.
Sven- Okay okay.
Sano- So who can we kill off?
All seem to think for a moment.
All-Plank!
Plank- Noooooooooooo!
Deryck- Sorry dude nothing personal but someone else has to die.
Ryan- Yup.
Legolas- Can I pleeeeeeese shoot him?
Cassandra- If it means that much to elf boy.
Shippo- Why haven't I gotten to talk?
Punki- Err aren't u supposed to be somewhere?
Cone- Yea. I thought you were in danger. Remember warning mushrooms?
Shippo- Huh. Oh yea sorry. My bad.
Shane- That was strange.
Gohan- When do you think the writer will talk again?
Sesshomaru- Whenever she wants to I guess
Writer- Sesshi's right.
Legolas finally shoots Plank and he falls into the fire.
Kenshin- Let's go save Shippo.
Pip and Merry- Who?
Legolas- This tiny annoying creature.
Shane- Yes. Much like yourselves.
Ryan- Hey I like Pip and Merry!
Gohan- Um…what group am I in?
Jennifer- hum. Well me, Cassandra, Leggy…
Legolas- Leggy?
Sven- Ha!
Jennifer- Sesshi…
Sesshomaru- Arrgh!
Jennifer- Pip and Merry. Now I think that we should have a group for the less significant characters.
Punki- Me, Cone, Ryan, Shane and Sven
Gohan- That leaves the rest of the anime characters. Come on Kenshin, and Sano and Miroku. Let's go look for Shippo.
Miroku- And someone to…hey!
Miroko goes up to Legolas.
Miroku- Will you bear my children?
Legolas- WHAT!
Casssandra- Oh my God I can't breath. He thought you were a girl!
Legolas pulls out an arrow and wacks Miroky over the head. Miroku walks over to Sesshomaru.
Miroku- Will you bear my children?
Sesshomaru- *Stops laughing* WHAT! Hey, how could you think that. We're on the same friggin show!
Jennifer- Ha ha ha…he thought that you were a girl to. Hey Cassandra. I just realized that you and I are the only two *actually* girls in this story.
Miroku- Wi-
Both- NO!
Jennifer- Uh-oh. Caps again.
All- Huh?
Pip- I LOVE MUSHROOMS AND FLUFFY PILLOWS
Merry- AND I LOVE ALE AND MUSHROOMS TOO!
Gohan- OOOOOO ALL CAPS! HURRAY!
Jennifer- Oh no not again.