Chapder 16 - Poor Deryck

Jennifer - Great now everyone is gonna talk in caps....

Cassandra - uggggghhh!!

Ryan - IF YOUR AN ELF THEN YOUR STUPID

Legolas - IF YOUR A PRETTY BOY THEN YOUR STUPID

Ryan - ELF

Legolas - PRETTY BOY

Miroku - WON'T SOMEONE BEAR MY CHILDREN???

Jennifer - NO!

Cassandra - Jennifer now you are taken unDER the spell DER DE DER DE DER...NO!!!

Gohan - MY DAD IS STUPID

Goku - No I'm not!

Jennifer - How did you get here goku?

Goku - I saw this shiny portal so i went in it

Shane - This can't be possible...we need to get rid of someone...

Sven - Not me!

Pip and Merry - Not us!

Miroku - PLeeease not me!

Shippo - Uhh not me...wait i'm not here....

Punki - Can i leave??

Cone - Me too!!! PLease!!!! i don't wanna help out anymore, afDER all I'm just a useless piece of shite!

Jennifer - did you just say shite?

Legolas - Don't you know that's cussing where I come from?

Pip and Merry - Yeah!

Jennifer - Well its not cussing to me shite shite shite!

Ryan - Hey that looks like fun! shite shite shite shite!!!

Deryck - Oooooooooooooooooooooooo can I do it too?

Jennifer - Only if you do one thing Deryck....

Deryck - ........what?......

Jennifer - Kiss me!

Writer - Jennifer now your just losing it, but go on ahead, I'll force Deryck to kiss you, would you like him to be paralyzed for a moment?

Jennifer - SURE!

Gohan - I LOVE GREEN AND PURPLE MONKEYS!

all - ...................okay...............

Jennifer - Right....................anyways, oh Deryck....he he he

Deryck - Oh great

Miroku - HEY GUYS!!!! I see a mushroom!

Pip - ooooooooooo can we eat it?

Merry - I just loove mushrooms!

Shane - Baka's....

Sven - Vodka?

ALL - BAKA!!!! B-A-K-A!!!

Sven - Sorry....

Ryan - Hey Sven, is your real name Spencer by any chance?

Sven - Yeah, why?

Ryan - Cause there is a group of girls headed our way yelling spencer

Sven - AAHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Gohan - LETS ALL DANCE FOR JOY!!!

Goku - I LOVE FOOD!!!

Punki - I LOVE YOU YOU LOVE ME WE'RE A HAPPY FAMILY

Cone - WITH A GREAT BIG HUG AND A....EWWWWWWWWWWW

Jennifer - A KISS FROM ME TO DERYCK!

Deryck - Why me.......hey I can't feel my legs or my arms!!

Jennifer - PERFECT!!!

Jennifer goes over to Deryck and gives him a big kiss.

Deryck - I hate my life.......

Writer - that's not what you were supposed to say, you were supposed to say i love my life idiot!

Deryck - I love my life!

Kenshin - Hey Sano, I think these people have lost their mind

Sano - Oooooooooooooooooooooooooo Florecent lights

Kenshin - What did I do to deserve this.

Gohan - FLORECENT LIGHTS ARE BRIGHT AND SHINY

Goku - I STILL LOVE FOOD!

Kenshin - Sano, please your turning into one of them

Sano - I'M NOT GOING TO CHANGE!!!

kenshin - now your using caps....great

Jennifer - Hey Kenshin, can I see your reverse blade sword???

Kenshin - Sure....

Sesshomaru - Now's my chance to escape, she'll never now....

Jennifer - don't think I can't see you sesshomaru....SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT!!!!

Sesshomaru - ahhh, ahhh eee ooohh eeee ahhhh ugh!

Jennifer - It's back to the leash for you mister

Sesshomaru - Dernit!

Sven - Help!!! These girls are afDER me!!!!

Miroku - I wish I was him....

Pip - Hey come on let's get these mushrooms!

Merry - Okay!

Cassandra - this is ever so confusing!

Jennifer - Deryck....come here!!

Deryck - AHhhhhhhhhhhhh

Kenshin - Gohan, listen, I have an idea and i think it will work

Gohan - Okay I'm all ears

Goku - What about me??