Punki- Let's get out of here before it's to late
Cone- Yes I agree
Punki and Cone disappear
Goku- Wow! That was nifty
Legolas- I sure was.
Deryck- Jennifer's kissing me again!
Jennifer- MUWAH-
All- Jennifer!
Jennifer- I mean, muwhahahaha.
Shane- Better.
Sven- Help me! I'm being taken prisoner by a bunch of crazy teenage girls who are going to offer me as some kind of human sacrifice!
Ryan- Okay see 'ya later.
Kenshin- By Sven!
Cassandra- Hey wait. What florcent lights?
Sesshomaru- What?
Cassandra- Sano said something about florecent lights.
Gohan- That are shiny and oh so prettyful!
Pip- What are they talking about?
Merry- I don't know. Mushrooms!
Pip- Let's go eat them.
Merry- Okay.
Pip and Merry go off to consume mushrooms.
Writer- Jennifer
Jennifer- Yes oh heavenly goddess
Writer- Um…Deryck needs to breath.
Jennifer- Oh. Forgot about that.
Cassandra- I still don't see the florescent lights.
Kenshin- Will you all shut up!
Sesshomaru- Feh.
Ryan- Huh?
Shane- I don't see the florescent lights either
Gohan- Their right over there.
Sven- I don't see any.
Goku- You got kidnapped.
Sven- Oh yea.
Writer- Sven! You can not just go around showing up in the storylines when your supposed to be kidnapped!
Sven- But…
Legolas- Sven got told Sven got told
Sven- Shove it elf boy.
Writer gets frustrated and sends Sven back with the crazy girls.
Kenshin- Hello! Am I like invisible here. I have a plan.
Jennifer- So do I.
Kenshin- That doesn't envolve kissing Deryck.
Jennifer- *Pouts* *Smiles and continues kissing Deryck.*
Kenshin- Now will you all listen.
Sano- Oh. I see them now.
Miruko- How come I haven't been able to talk?
Ryan- Simple. Every time you open your big anime mouth you ask for someone to bare your children.
Miruko- Well. It's worth a shot.
Shane- Dude. You are such a baka.
Goku- Vodka?
Sesshomaru- Can I hurt him?
Jennifer- Hurt him and die Sesshi.
All- You got told!
Somewhere a little way from where the others are talking about complete non-sense.
Pip- There is no problem that a mushroom can't solve.
Merry- I think I'm gonna throw up.
Pip- Well except for that maybe.
Sven- Help! Help!
Pip and Merry follow screams to see Sven tied to a wooden pole. A fire is surrounding him and a bunch of girls are dancing around him and chanting. Pip and Merry step out of the bushes.
Sven- Oh. Merry, Pippian! You're here to save me.
Pip- No.
Merry- Not really.
Crazy girl 1- Hello. Would you two like to be human sacrifices.
Pip- I don't know. Are there mushrooms involved?
Crazy girl 2- Yes. The sacred human sacrificing ceremony does call for a fair amount of mushrooms.
Merry- I don't know. What does it involve?
Leader of crazy girls- You will be tied to a stake, like Spencer. Then we will do the ritual and offer you to our almighty God. THEN WE WILL BE ALL POWERFUL SEMI-GODS!
Merry- Jennifer didn't warn her about the all caps rule did she?
Pip- I don't think so. Um…who's your God?
Leader girl gets out a poster.
Sven- Okay. I'm kidnapped by a bunch of morons who worship N'SYNC?
Crazy girl 1- Silence mortal! We worship Backstreet boys and Arron Carter as well.
Pip- I don't think we want to be sacrifices.
Merry- Yea. Come on.
Sven- Guys!!!!
Pip- Oh Bye Sven!
Merry- Yea see you later. You know if you don't get sacrificed and all.
Girls continue to dance.
Kenshin- Why won't anyone listen to me?
Shane- Well probably because the writer of this chapter doesn't know what your plan is.
Legolas- Yea. And she's stalling so the other writer can finally tell us.
Kenshin- Oh. So all my yelling has been for nothing?
Deryck- Score one for the manslayer.
All- *clap hands lightly*
Sesshomaru- I'm bored.
Gohan- I'm hungry.
Sano- I'm tired.
Miruko- I'm desperate.
Ryan- I'm gorgeous.
All- *raise eyebrows.*
Ryan- What? I am.
Jennifer- He's right you know.
Goku- Yea.
Shane- Um…did you just say that Ryan Phillipee was hot.
Goku- What? I'm just agreeing so the writer doesn't have you all kill me.
Deryck- Good plan.
Sano- Yea.
Cassandra- Where are the freakin florescent lights?
Legolas- I have a question.
Shane- Shoot elfy.
Legolas- All right.
Legolas pulls out an arrow and begins to shot them at random people.
Sesshomaru- Hey! Watch it! You could've hit me you stupid elf.
Legolas- He told me to shoot.
Sesshomaru- You could've messed up my perfect hair.
Legolas- I believe I have the perfect hair.
Sesshomaru- Mine's longer.
Legolas- Mine is!
Sesshomaru- Mine!
Legolas- Mine!
Sesshomaru- Mine!
Legolas- Mine!
Deryck- Well mine is better than both of yours. It's spikey!
Shane- Mines spikier!
Jennifer- Okay. So you guy's are going to finish the chapter by arguing about your hair?
Four- Yea!
Cassandra- Riiiiiiiiiiiiight.
Sano- Can I ask a question? You know since Leggy's forgotten about his.
Ryan- Sure.
Sano- How can their be florescent lighting if we're still on a volcano?
All- Um……………………………….................................
Shane- Mines spiker!
Deryck- Nu-uh!
In another corner.
Sesshomaru- Mines longer!
Legolas- Mine is!
Sesshomaru- Mine is Leggy!
Legolas- Nu-uh Sesshi! Mine is!
Cone- Yes I agree
Punki and Cone disappear
Goku- Wow! That was nifty
Legolas- I sure was.
Deryck- Jennifer's kissing me again!
Jennifer- MUWAH-
All- Jennifer!
Jennifer- I mean, muwhahahaha.
Shane- Better.
Sven- Help me! I'm being taken prisoner by a bunch of crazy teenage girls who are going to offer me as some kind of human sacrifice!
Ryan- Okay see 'ya later.
Kenshin- By Sven!
Cassandra- Hey wait. What florcent lights?
Sesshomaru- What?
Cassandra- Sano said something about florecent lights.
Gohan- That are shiny and oh so prettyful!
Pip- What are they talking about?
Merry- I don't know. Mushrooms!
Pip- Let's go eat them.
Merry- Okay.
Pip and Merry go off to consume mushrooms.
Writer- Jennifer
Jennifer- Yes oh heavenly goddess
Writer- Um…Deryck needs to breath.
Jennifer- Oh. Forgot about that.
Cassandra- I still don't see the florescent lights.
Kenshin- Will you all shut up!
Sesshomaru- Feh.
Ryan- Huh?
Shane- I don't see the florescent lights either
Gohan- Their right over there.
Sven- I don't see any.
Goku- You got kidnapped.
Sven- Oh yea.
Writer- Sven! You can not just go around showing up in the storylines when your supposed to be kidnapped!
Sven- But…
Legolas- Sven got told Sven got told
Sven- Shove it elf boy.
Writer gets frustrated and sends Sven back with the crazy girls.
Kenshin- Hello! Am I like invisible here. I have a plan.
Jennifer- So do I.
Kenshin- That doesn't envolve kissing Deryck.
Jennifer- *Pouts* *Smiles and continues kissing Deryck.*
Kenshin- Now will you all listen.
Sano- Oh. I see them now.
Miruko- How come I haven't been able to talk?
Ryan- Simple. Every time you open your big anime mouth you ask for someone to bare your children.
Miruko- Well. It's worth a shot.
Shane- Dude. You are such a baka.
Goku- Vodka?
Sesshomaru- Can I hurt him?
Jennifer- Hurt him and die Sesshi.
All- You got told!
Somewhere a little way from where the others are talking about complete non-sense.
Pip- There is no problem that a mushroom can't solve.
Merry- I think I'm gonna throw up.
Pip- Well except for that maybe.
Sven- Help! Help!
Pip and Merry follow screams to see Sven tied to a wooden pole. A fire is surrounding him and a bunch of girls are dancing around him and chanting. Pip and Merry step out of the bushes.
Sven- Oh. Merry, Pippian! You're here to save me.
Pip- No.
Merry- Not really.
Crazy girl 1- Hello. Would you two like to be human sacrifices.
Pip- I don't know. Are there mushrooms involved?
Crazy girl 2- Yes. The sacred human sacrificing ceremony does call for a fair amount of mushrooms.
Merry- I don't know. What does it involve?
Leader of crazy girls- You will be tied to a stake, like Spencer. Then we will do the ritual and offer you to our almighty God. THEN WE WILL BE ALL POWERFUL SEMI-GODS!
Merry- Jennifer didn't warn her about the all caps rule did she?
Pip- I don't think so. Um…who's your God?
Leader girl gets out a poster.
Sven- Okay. I'm kidnapped by a bunch of morons who worship N'SYNC?
Crazy girl 1- Silence mortal! We worship Backstreet boys and Arron Carter as well.
Pip- I don't think we want to be sacrifices.
Merry- Yea. Come on.
Sven- Guys!!!!
Pip- Oh Bye Sven!
Merry- Yea see you later. You know if you don't get sacrificed and all.
Girls continue to dance.
Kenshin- Why won't anyone listen to me?
Shane- Well probably because the writer of this chapter doesn't know what your plan is.
Legolas- Yea. And she's stalling so the other writer can finally tell us.
Kenshin- Oh. So all my yelling has been for nothing?
Deryck- Score one for the manslayer.
All- *clap hands lightly*
Sesshomaru- I'm bored.
Gohan- I'm hungry.
Sano- I'm tired.
Miruko- I'm desperate.
Ryan- I'm gorgeous.
All- *raise eyebrows.*
Ryan- What? I am.
Jennifer- He's right you know.
Goku- Yea.
Shane- Um…did you just say that Ryan Phillipee was hot.
Goku- What? I'm just agreeing so the writer doesn't have you all kill me.
Deryck- Good plan.
Sano- Yea.
Cassandra- Where are the freakin florescent lights?
Legolas- I have a question.
Shane- Shoot elfy.
Legolas- All right.
Legolas pulls out an arrow and begins to shot them at random people.
Sesshomaru- Hey! Watch it! You could've hit me you stupid elf.
Legolas- He told me to shoot.
Sesshomaru- You could've messed up my perfect hair.
Legolas- I believe I have the perfect hair.
Sesshomaru- Mine's longer.
Legolas- Mine is!
Sesshomaru- Mine!
Legolas- Mine!
Sesshomaru- Mine!
Legolas- Mine!
Deryck- Well mine is better than both of yours. It's spikey!
Shane- Mines spikier!
Jennifer- Okay. So you guy's are going to finish the chapter by arguing about your hair?
Four- Yea!
Cassandra- Riiiiiiiiiiiiight.
Sano- Can I ask a question? You know since Leggy's forgotten about his.
Ryan- Sure.
Sano- How can their be florescent lighting if we're still on a volcano?
All- Um……………………………….................................
Shane- Mines spiker!
Deryck- Nu-uh!
In another corner.
Sesshomaru- Mines longer!
Legolas- Mine is!
Sesshomaru- Mine is Leggy!
Legolas- Nu-uh Sesshi! Mine is!