Jennifer- Wow Deryck, Canada is oh so prettyful.
Deryck- Yea. Ain't it.
Ryan- And it was very convient that you had your personal jet on call so you could fly us all here.
Shane- Yep. Mine was in the shop.
Sesshomaru- Not that I care or anything, but what's wrong with Gohan. He's been sulking ever since we got here.
Cassandra- He's just mad 'coz he didn't get to talk in caps.
Sesshomaru- Oh.
Miroku- Do you think that any women here will want to bear my children.
Orlando- Miroku, you idiotic baka you, let me explain this. No one in your anime world wanted to bear your children. No one in Vegas would bear your children. No one in Hawii wanted to bear your children. If you couldn't find someone to be your wife in the good 'ol US of A, do you really think you can find one in Canada?
Miroku- It's possible.
Ryan- You know, I almost feel sorry for you.
Miroku- Really?
Ryan- Yea. Key word being almost. I already have a wife.
Miroku- Oh. Does she have a sister?
Deryck- Dude. Where's elf boy and his bow and arrow when you need 'em.
Orlando- Oh can it small fry.
Deryck- Hey I am not small. Nor am I a fry of any kind. I'm just-
Gohan- Ooo speaking of fries I'm hungry.
Miroku- I thought you weren't talking to us.
Jennifer- Special! Deryck is special.
Deryck- Yea!
Shane- I want to be special too!
Ryan- I think you already are.
Sesshomaru- Well I am extra super dooper special!
Cassandra- How do you figure that Sesshy?
Sesshomaru- Simple. I'm an anime character who *does not* go around begging people to bear his children or say that I love food when the opportunity to speak in caps arrives.
Gohan- What's wrong with liking food?
Jennifer- I like food.
Gohan- Food? Where? Did I mention that I was hungry.
Sesshomaru- I believe that I was talking about me and how special I was.
Shane- Yea. But no body cares.
Deryck- All this talk about fries is making me hungry too.
Miroku- Yea. It feels like I haven't eaten since the first chapter.
Jennifer- But you weren't in the first chapter.
Miroku- Exactly.
Jennifer- That didn't make sense.
Cassandra- I could consume some food as well.
Sesshomaru- But we have a job to do! We have to get my show back on the air so all the wonderful people can see me!
Jennifer- First off Sesshy, it's not *your* show. Your just on it. Secound, sit!
Sesshomaru- Oww.
Jennifer- And lastly, we are getting food.
Gohan- All right! So where do you guy's wanna go eat?
Ryan- Um…guys.
Shane- Yes.
Ryan- Why do I feel like we forgot something back in Hawii?
Hawii~~~
Pip- Okay. Now I know that we were supposed to be looking for someone, I just can't seem to remember who it was.
Merry- Wasn't it the little fellow with all the mushrooms.
Pip- Yea. Now how do we track the little chap again?
Both stand and think for a moment. They then look down at all of the mushroom garbage they had left.
Merry- Um….ooops.
Writer- OOOPS! Okay, so let me get this strait. Two writers give you guys one simple story line to follow. One little itty bitty part to be part of the bloody idiot proof plot and you guys eat the mushrooms!
Pip- Well when you put it like that it just sounds…
Merry- Bad.
Writer- Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Merry- We made the writer mad.
Pip- This probably isn't a good thing.
Back at the ritual ceremony-
Sven- Please, please oh I beg of you to let me go.
Crazy girl 3- Nope.
Sven- Someone help me! Hey, who are you? Are you here to help me.
Mysterious person who is tied next to him- Even if I could, I doubt that I would attempt to save you Sven.
Sven- Why won't anyone help me?
MP- Actually, the morons Dumb and Dumber were supposed to help you but them being the idiots that they are started eating all of Shippos mushrooms.
Sven- But I didn't think those were eadible.
MP- They aren't. Therefore their about to have some wicked stomach aches pretty soon.
Sven- When will they come for me?
MP- I don't know. They sort of made the writer angry and she got very frustrated. So who knows what she's gonna do with 'em.
Sven- Can't you help me?
MP- Hello! I'm trapped here too.
Sven- Your Jennifer and Cassandras friend aren't you?
MP- Hi. I'm Hayden. You must be Sven.
Back in Canada red shiny portal appears.
Ryan- Hey who's he.
Shane- I dunno but he's got nifty hair!
Deryck- Yea. I wonder if I could do mine like that.
Jennifer- Ram? From the Tribe.
Ram- Hi there! And welcome…hey wait. Where the heck am I?
Jennifer- Where's your wheel chair.
Ram- Huh? I dunno.
Cassandra- Ooooooo Ram!
Ram- Yeah. Hi.
Cassandra- Oh heavnly writing godess person lady!
Writer- Yes oh inferior one.
Cassandra- Can I kiss Ram?
Writer- Well, since Jennifer keeps kissing Deryck, I suppose you may.
Ram- Hum. Oh well. What could it hurt.
Cassandra happily kisses Ram.
Orlando- Well. That was emotionally disturbing.
Shane- Your just made coz you haven't gotten smootchs yet.
Orlando- You haven't either.
Shane- I can. Oh Ryyyyyyan.
Ryan- Huh? OH yea. JESSICA!
Jessica- How did I get here. Hey Jenny. Hello pure evil one. Oh my goodness it's Shane West.
Shane- Hello Jennifer's older sister. Would mind terribly if I kissed you?
Jessica- Um…gee I don't know. Okay you talked me into it.
Shane West kisses Jessica. She then leaves happily. Shane smiles and goes back to the group.
Pip- Where are we?
Merry- I dunno but….oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!
Pip- WHAT?
Merry- I see a shiny contraption!
Pip- A contraption.
Merry- That is shiny.
Pip- Where?
Merry- Over yonder.
Pip- YonDER? Where's that?
Writer- Over there where's he's pointing moron.
Pip- Oh. You mean younDER.
Merry- It's what I said isn't it.
Pip- Let us go admire it.
Merry- Okay!
Writer- No no no no no! You must go save Shippo, then save Sven and Hayden from those crazy girls and go to Canada with the rest of the gang.
Pip- But shiny-
Merry- Contraption.
Writer- Fine. Go play with your friggin shiny contraption thingie. I hope it's a bear trap! I'll just go find someone else to finsish the story line.
Pip- Okay!
Merry- Thank you!
Writer- Aw dernit.
Deryck- Yea. Ain't it.
Ryan- And it was very convient that you had your personal jet on call so you could fly us all here.
Shane- Yep. Mine was in the shop.
Sesshomaru- Not that I care or anything, but what's wrong with Gohan. He's been sulking ever since we got here.
Cassandra- He's just mad 'coz he didn't get to talk in caps.
Sesshomaru- Oh.
Miroku- Do you think that any women here will want to bear my children.
Orlando- Miroku, you idiotic baka you, let me explain this. No one in your anime world wanted to bear your children. No one in Vegas would bear your children. No one in Hawii wanted to bear your children. If you couldn't find someone to be your wife in the good 'ol US of A, do you really think you can find one in Canada?
Miroku- It's possible.
Ryan- You know, I almost feel sorry for you.
Miroku- Really?
Ryan- Yea. Key word being almost. I already have a wife.
Miroku- Oh. Does she have a sister?
Deryck- Dude. Where's elf boy and his bow and arrow when you need 'em.
Orlando- Oh can it small fry.
Deryck- Hey I am not small. Nor am I a fry of any kind. I'm just-
Gohan- Ooo speaking of fries I'm hungry.
Miroku- I thought you weren't talking to us.
Jennifer- Special! Deryck is special.
Deryck- Yea!
Shane- I want to be special too!
Ryan- I think you already are.
Sesshomaru- Well I am extra super dooper special!
Cassandra- How do you figure that Sesshy?
Sesshomaru- Simple. I'm an anime character who *does not* go around begging people to bear his children or say that I love food when the opportunity to speak in caps arrives.
Gohan- What's wrong with liking food?
Jennifer- I like food.
Gohan- Food? Where? Did I mention that I was hungry.
Sesshomaru- I believe that I was talking about me and how special I was.
Shane- Yea. But no body cares.
Deryck- All this talk about fries is making me hungry too.
Miroku- Yea. It feels like I haven't eaten since the first chapter.
Jennifer- But you weren't in the first chapter.
Miroku- Exactly.
Jennifer- That didn't make sense.
Cassandra- I could consume some food as well.
Sesshomaru- But we have a job to do! We have to get my show back on the air so all the wonderful people can see me!
Jennifer- First off Sesshy, it's not *your* show. Your just on it. Secound, sit!
Sesshomaru- Oww.
Jennifer- And lastly, we are getting food.
Gohan- All right! So where do you guy's wanna go eat?
Ryan- Um…guys.
Shane- Yes.
Ryan- Why do I feel like we forgot something back in Hawii?
Hawii~~~
Pip- Okay. Now I know that we were supposed to be looking for someone, I just can't seem to remember who it was.
Merry- Wasn't it the little fellow with all the mushrooms.
Pip- Yea. Now how do we track the little chap again?
Both stand and think for a moment. They then look down at all of the mushroom garbage they had left.
Merry- Um….ooops.
Writer- OOOPS! Okay, so let me get this strait. Two writers give you guys one simple story line to follow. One little itty bitty part to be part of the bloody idiot proof plot and you guys eat the mushrooms!
Pip- Well when you put it like that it just sounds…
Merry- Bad.
Writer- Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Merry- We made the writer mad.
Pip- This probably isn't a good thing.
Back at the ritual ceremony-
Sven- Please, please oh I beg of you to let me go.
Crazy girl 3- Nope.
Sven- Someone help me! Hey, who are you? Are you here to help me.
Mysterious person who is tied next to him- Even if I could, I doubt that I would attempt to save you Sven.
Sven- Why won't anyone help me?
MP- Actually, the morons Dumb and Dumber were supposed to help you but them being the idiots that they are started eating all of Shippos mushrooms.
Sven- But I didn't think those were eadible.
MP- They aren't. Therefore their about to have some wicked stomach aches pretty soon.
Sven- When will they come for me?
MP- I don't know. They sort of made the writer angry and she got very frustrated. So who knows what she's gonna do with 'em.
Sven- Can't you help me?
MP- Hello! I'm trapped here too.
Sven- Your Jennifer and Cassandras friend aren't you?
MP- Hi. I'm Hayden. You must be Sven.
Back in Canada red shiny portal appears.
Ryan- Hey who's he.
Shane- I dunno but he's got nifty hair!
Deryck- Yea. I wonder if I could do mine like that.
Jennifer- Ram? From the Tribe.
Ram- Hi there! And welcome…hey wait. Where the heck am I?
Jennifer- Where's your wheel chair.
Ram- Huh? I dunno.
Cassandra- Ooooooo Ram!
Ram- Yeah. Hi.
Cassandra- Oh heavnly writing godess person lady!
Writer- Yes oh inferior one.
Cassandra- Can I kiss Ram?
Writer- Well, since Jennifer keeps kissing Deryck, I suppose you may.
Ram- Hum. Oh well. What could it hurt.
Cassandra happily kisses Ram.
Orlando- Well. That was emotionally disturbing.
Shane- Your just made coz you haven't gotten smootchs yet.
Orlando- You haven't either.
Shane- I can. Oh Ryyyyyyan.
Ryan- Huh? OH yea. JESSICA!
Jessica- How did I get here. Hey Jenny. Hello pure evil one. Oh my goodness it's Shane West.
Shane- Hello Jennifer's older sister. Would mind terribly if I kissed you?
Jessica- Um…gee I don't know. Okay you talked me into it.
Shane West kisses Jessica. She then leaves happily. Shane smiles and goes back to the group.
Pip- Where are we?
Merry- I dunno but….oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!
Pip- WHAT?
Merry- I see a shiny contraption!
Pip- A contraption.
Merry- That is shiny.
Pip- Where?
Merry- Over yonder.
Pip- YonDER? Where's that?
Writer- Over there where's he's pointing moron.
Pip- Oh. You mean younDER.
Merry- It's what I said isn't it.
Pip- Let us go admire it.
Merry- Okay!
Writer- No no no no no! You must go save Shippo, then save Sven and Hayden from those crazy girls and go to Canada with the rest of the gang.
Pip- But shiny-
Merry- Contraption.
Writer- Fine. Go play with your friggin shiny contraption thingie. I hope it's a bear trap! I'll just go find someone else to finsish the story line.
Pip- Okay!
Merry- Thank you!
Writer- Aw dernit.