Ram- I have to find my wheel chiar!
Shane- Hey guys.
Jennifer- And where, prey tell, have you been.
Shane- Me and Orlando-
Orlando- Orlando and I.
Shane- *Rolls eyes* Orlando and I have just been wandering around. Where's Ryan?
Cassandra- Baka accidently wished himself out of here.
Orlando- Lucky guy.
Sesshomaru- Hey! Does this mean that I can wish myself out of…
Jennifer- Sit!
Sesshomaru- Ouchies! Well, never mind then.
Gohan- Did you just say ouchies?
Sesshomaru- The writer made me do it.
Writer- Did not.
Seeshomaru- Did so.
Elsewhere-
Merry- Hum. I wonder what this shiny button does!
Pip- Press it and find out.
Merry- Okay.
Strange voice- Where is it?
Other voice- I don't know.
Pip- Did you just hear that?
Merry- Here what?
Two men come running up to Pippin and Merry who are sitting on the shiny object.
Guy- Hi. My name is Marshall Mathers. But you can also call me Emmenim.
Other guy- And my name is Justin Timberlake.
Pip and Merry- Hi!
Emmenim- Have either of the two of you fine young gentlemen seen a very shiny contraption.
Justin- Yes. See, me and my friend here stol-
Emmenim- *Jabs Justin in the ribs*
Justin- I mean err, borrowed it from the military. And we kind of lost it.
Pip- Oh….um.
Writer- This is what you guy's get for eating those mushrooms!
Justin- What was that?
Merry- Uh we haven't seen a contraption of any kind.
Pip- Yup. Shiny or otherwise.
Emmenim- All right. Well if you do, please contact us.
Pip- That was close.
Meanwhile-
Sven- Um…Haden?
Haden- Yes Sven who can not turn into a super sayien like the great and all mighty Haden.
Sven- Where are we?
Haden- We're in Ohahu. Lookit over there!
Sven- What?
Haden- It's a Jack in the Box and I'm hungry so let's go eat.
Sven- Wellp, can't argue with that.~~
Lance- Where is he!
JC- The last time he was seen, he and that hulagian of a rap star were breaking into the Pentagon.
Joey- Yes I belive that they were looking for contraptions of a shiny nature.
Chris- The lure of the shiny. Justin truly has gone into single stardom.
Ram- I HAVE TO FIND MY WHEELCHAIR!
Cassandra- Uh Ram?
Ram- Yes.
Jennifer- Did you by any chance notice that you were standing up.
Ram- WHAT?
Gohan- This is so unfair. He get's to talk in all caps but can I? Noooo…
Merry- How can he suddenly walk now? How does that make sense?
Jennifer- What?
Merry- Huh? Oh nothing. I'm not here.
Orlando- So if your not here that means that I can do this?
Orlando get's up and hits Merry over the head.
Merry- Owww! No it does *not* mean you can do that!
Orlando- Okay. Just checking.
Cassandra- That wasn't nice.
Orlando- Writer made me do it. Besides, it gave me an odd feeling of closer.
Miroku- Well why can't the stupid writer help me find a friggin wife!
Ram- Hey! I am walking. This is wicked nifty.
Deryck- Since Ram can walk, can we go to Ajax.
Shane- How does his walking make any difference in whether or not we go to Ajax.
Deryck- I don't know. The writer made me say it.
Writer- Will people please stop blaming me for things?
Shane- I thought we were here to save Inu-Yasha!
Miroku- Really? I thought we were here to find wives.
Ram- Nu-uh! I already have two and I don't want any more!
Gohan- I thought we were gonna eat.
Deryck- They have a very nice fast-food place in Ajax.
Gohan- I'm in!
Sesshomaru- I refuse to go eat at some fast food *human* establishment.
Jennifer- Sit!
Sesshomaru- Then again I guess I could always eat.
Cassandra- If I wasn't so dern hungry I'd be saying no right about now.
Ram- Me too. Wait huh? What'd you say. Food?
Deryck- Jennifffffer. Make them come? Pleeeeeeeease?
Jennifer- What'll ya give me.
Deryck grins happily and gives Jennifer a kiss on the cheek.
Jennifer- That'll do. Your all coming!
Orlando- Grrrrr.
Shane- So you gonna go to Ajax elffy.
Orlando- Do I have a choice.
Shane- You could always leave.
Orlando slowly starts to fade away.
Jennifer and Cassandra- Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Orlando- What almost happened?
Jennifer- Stupid Shane.
Shane- Am not.
Jennifer- Are too! You almost got Orlando faded away you baka!
Shane- Well, the writer made me do it.
Shane- Hey guys.
Jennifer- And where, prey tell, have you been.
Shane- Me and Orlando-
Orlando- Orlando and I.
Shane- *Rolls eyes* Orlando and I have just been wandering around. Where's Ryan?
Cassandra- Baka accidently wished himself out of here.
Orlando- Lucky guy.
Sesshomaru- Hey! Does this mean that I can wish myself out of…
Jennifer- Sit!
Sesshomaru- Ouchies! Well, never mind then.
Gohan- Did you just say ouchies?
Sesshomaru- The writer made me do it.
Writer- Did not.
Seeshomaru- Did so.
Elsewhere-
Merry- Hum. I wonder what this shiny button does!
Pip- Press it and find out.
Merry- Okay.
Strange voice- Where is it?
Other voice- I don't know.
Pip- Did you just hear that?
Merry- Here what?
Two men come running up to Pippin and Merry who are sitting on the shiny object.
Guy- Hi. My name is Marshall Mathers. But you can also call me Emmenim.
Other guy- And my name is Justin Timberlake.
Pip and Merry- Hi!
Emmenim- Have either of the two of you fine young gentlemen seen a very shiny contraption.
Justin- Yes. See, me and my friend here stol-
Emmenim- *Jabs Justin in the ribs*
Justin- I mean err, borrowed it from the military. And we kind of lost it.
Pip- Oh….um.
Writer- This is what you guy's get for eating those mushrooms!
Justin- What was that?
Merry- Uh we haven't seen a contraption of any kind.
Pip- Yup. Shiny or otherwise.
Emmenim- All right. Well if you do, please contact us.
Pip- That was close.
Meanwhile-
Sven- Um…Haden?
Haden- Yes Sven who can not turn into a super sayien like the great and all mighty Haden.
Sven- Where are we?
Haden- We're in Ohahu. Lookit over there!
Sven- What?
Haden- It's a Jack in the Box and I'm hungry so let's go eat.
Sven- Wellp, can't argue with that.~~
Lance- Where is he!
JC- The last time he was seen, he and that hulagian of a rap star were breaking into the Pentagon.
Joey- Yes I belive that they were looking for contraptions of a shiny nature.
Chris- The lure of the shiny. Justin truly has gone into single stardom.
Ram- I HAVE TO FIND MY WHEELCHAIR!
Cassandra- Uh Ram?
Ram- Yes.
Jennifer- Did you by any chance notice that you were standing up.
Ram- WHAT?
Gohan- This is so unfair. He get's to talk in all caps but can I? Noooo…
Merry- How can he suddenly walk now? How does that make sense?
Jennifer- What?
Merry- Huh? Oh nothing. I'm not here.
Orlando- So if your not here that means that I can do this?
Orlando get's up and hits Merry over the head.
Merry- Owww! No it does *not* mean you can do that!
Orlando- Okay. Just checking.
Cassandra- That wasn't nice.
Orlando- Writer made me do it. Besides, it gave me an odd feeling of closer.
Miroku- Well why can't the stupid writer help me find a friggin wife!
Ram- Hey! I am walking. This is wicked nifty.
Deryck- Since Ram can walk, can we go to Ajax.
Shane- How does his walking make any difference in whether or not we go to Ajax.
Deryck- I don't know. The writer made me say it.
Writer- Will people please stop blaming me for things?
Shane- I thought we were here to save Inu-Yasha!
Miroku- Really? I thought we were here to find wives.
Ram- Nu-uh! I already have two and I don't want any more!
Gohan- I thought we were gonna eat.
Deryck- They have a very nice fast-food place in Ajax.
Gohan- I'm in!
Sesshomaru- I refuse to go eat at some fast food *human* establishment.
Jennifer- Sit!
Sesshomaru- Then again I guess I could always eat.
Cassandra- If I wasn't so dern hungry I'd be saying no right about now.
Ram- Me too. Wait huh? What'd you say. Food?
Deryck- Jennifffffer. Make them come? Pleeeeeeeease?
Jennifer- What'll ya give me.
Deryck grins happily and gives Jennifer a kiss on the cheek.
Jennifer- That'll do. Your all coming!
Orlando- Grrrrr.
Shane- So you gonna go to Ajax elffy.
Orlando- Do I have a choice.
Shane- You could always leave.
Orlando slowly starts to fade away.
Jennifer and Cassandra- Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Orlando- What almost happened?
Jennifer- Stupid Shane.
Shane- Am not.
Jennifer- Are too! You almost got Orlando faded away you baka!
Shane- Well, the writer made me do it.