Shane- Hey guy's?
Ashton- What?
Shane- Why doesn't this chapter have a name.
Ashton- *Shrugs*
Orlando- What was that?
Ashton- I shrugged.
Deryck- Didn't look like it.
Ashton- My shoulders hurt.
Miroku- Next time just tell us.
Ashton- Heavy sigh.
Ram- I can walk! I can't believe it! I'm ever so excited.
Sesshomaru- Yea yea you can walk. Whoop-dee-freakin-doo. Would you shut up about it.
Cassandra- Hey leave him alone Sesshy!
Sesshomaru- Make me blondie.
Jennifer- She can't. But I can. SIT!
Sesshomaru- oooooooowwwwwww. You made me hit concrete.
Orlando- Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. That was so funny. Oh my God! Ha!
Shane- Sit!
Orlando- Ow. Hey. How'd he do that.
Writer- I didn't give him the ability to make you sit. Uh-uh it wasn't me. I'm just the stupid writer remember.
Deryck- So Ashton, how are we going to lure Justin and Emminem here?
Ashton- Oh don't worry. I have a plan.
Cassandra- Does it envolve torture of network executives?
Ashton- Um….no.
Deryck- DERNIT!
Jennifer- DERYCK!
Deryck- WHAT?
Shane- BAKA!
Gohan- I….torture of network executives?
Jennifer- Well um err….you see we changed the law in like the third or fourth chapter, and we never really did get to torture anyone.
Ram- Aw. I'm sorry. I know what that's like. You go to all that trouble but noooooo. It's morally wrong to kill.
Cassandra- Exactly.
Deryck- *Looks at a very confused Ashton Kutcher* Don't worry. They wouldn't hurt you.
Jennifer- Well, Ram won't anyway.
Ashton- Gulp.
At another place-
Sven- Are we there yet?
Haden- No.
Sven- Are we there yet?
Haden- No.
Sven- How botu now.
Haden- No.
Sven- Now huh? How bout now? Now? Are we there now? Huh huh? Now. How about now? Now? Is it now how boy now are we there now?
Haden- Sven
Sven- Yea little man.
Haden- Do shut up before I drop you onto a very pointy roof of a building down below.
Sven- Shutting up now sir.
Shippo- You can't kill me! I'm to cute and fuzzy to die.
Mysterious dude- Uh no your not.
Shippo- Yes I am!
Mysterious guy- Dude. No your really not.
Shippo- Yes I am! Some people say I remind them of bunnies.
MG- Bunnies? No no no. Bunnies are cute and they hop.
Shippo- I AM CUTE.
Gohan- FOOD IS-
Writer- Shut up and get back to your own storyline.
Gohan- shut up and get back to your own storyline. Baka.
Lance- Hum. I have a thought.
Chris- Really? You have those. I thought you kind of just stood around saying things that sounded omonis and stuff.
JC- Yea. What he said.
Lance- If we find the shiny contraption thing, we will find Justin. Then he can help us find Deryck and destroy him!
Joey- He's gonna go all 'muwhahaha' again isn't he.
JC- Yea probably.
Chris- Most likey.
Lance- Muwhahahahahaahaha!
Sven- Hey can I get a Bic Mac?
Haden- We just ate.
Sven- Yea well. I'm a growing boy. I need my nutrition.
Haden- You Sven, are a moron. Come on.
Jenn and Cass- This is the song that never ends
It just goes on and on my friends
Some people started singing it not knowing what it was
And it'll go on forever just because
This is the song that never ends….
Deryck- Jennifer, dear, please do stop singing that song.
Jennifer- Why?
Orlando- Because if you don't I'm going to transform to Legolas again and shot you all with posinous arrows and leave your dead bodies in the street!
Ram- And if you hurt either one of them I will shoot you with my shiny zapper thingie.
Deryck- And then I'll…you have a shiny zapper thingie?
Ram- Yep yep sure do!
Shane- Oooooooooooooooooooooo. May I please see the zapper thing of shineiness.
Gohan- oh yes yes and I as well.
Ram- Sure. Come 'ere.
Ram pulls out his zapper and they all stare at it's shininess.
Sesshomaru- Hey dude. Can I see that.
Ram- Why?
Sesshomaru- Um…I'm not going to try and kill my capDERs so that I can get away and find the tetsiga and then go kill Inu-Yasha for good.
Ram- Well, as long as you promise….um….
Sesshomaru- Hehehehe.
Ram- No.
Sesshomaru- But!
Cassandra- Ram's a genius Sesshy. DER.
Ashton- Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo shiny. May I please hold it. I will not give it to Sesshy.
Sesshomaru- My name is not Sesshy!
Jennifer- What would you rather be called? Sess. Seth. Oo oo we could call him Seth Green!
Shane- Or Scott Evil!
Miroku- Or mini me.
All-…………………..
Miroku- What? I haven't gotten to talk much so I thought I'd make a comment.
Orlando- We really need to find you a girlfriend dude.
Miroku- That's what I keep telling you all!
Ashton- Maybe you should go to Vegas.
Mrioku- Been there.
Ashton- Hawii?
Miroku- Done that.
Ashton- Ontario?
Miroku- Yup.
Ashton- Duuuuude. You have absolutely no chance.
Jennifer- Fine we won't sing *that* song anymore.
Five minutes later-
Jen and Cas- This is the fic that will never end
It'll just go on and on my friends
Two bakas, started writing it not knowing what it was
And it'll go on forever just because
This is the fic that will never end
It annoys Sesshy and all his friends…
Ashton- What?
Shane- Why doesn't this chapter have a name.
Ashton- *Shrugs*
Orlando- What was that?
Ashton- I shrugged.
Deryck- Didn't look like it.
Ashton- My shoulders hurt.
Miroku- Next time just tell us.
Ashton- Heavy sigh.
Ram- I can walk! I can't believe it! I'm ever so excited.
Sesshomaru- Yea yea you can walk. Whoop-dee-freakin-doo. Would you shut up about it.
Cassandra- Hey leave him alone Sesshy!
Sesshomaru- Make me blondie.
Jennifer- She can't. But I can. SIT!
Sesshomaru- oooooooowwwwwww. You made me hit concrete.
Orlando- Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. That was so funny. Oh my God! Ha!
Shane- Sit!
Orlando- Ow. Hey. How'd he do that.
Writer- I didn't give him the ability to make you sit. Uh-uh it wasn't me. I'm just the stupid writer remember.
Deryck- So Ashton, how are we going to lure Justin and Emminem here?
Ashton- Oh don't worry. I have a plan.
Cassandra- Does it envolve torture of network executives?
Ashton- Um….no.
Deryck- DERNIT!
Jennifer- DERYCK!
Deryck- WHAT?
Shane- BAKA!
Gohan- I….torture of network executives?
Jennifer- Well um err….you see we changed the law in like the third or fourth chapter, and we never really did get to torture anyone.
Ram- Aw. I'm sorry. I know what that's like. You go to all that trouble but noooooo. It's morally wrong to kill.
Cassandra- Exactly.
Deryck- *Looks at a very confused Ashton Kutcher* Don't worry. They wouldn't hurt you.
Jennifer- Well, Ram won't anyway.
Ashton- Gulp.
At another place-
Sven- Are we there yet?
Haden- No.
Sven- Are we there yet?
Haden- No.
Sven- How botu now.
Haden- No.
Sven- Now huh? How bout now? Now? Are we there now? Huh huh? Now. How about now? Now? Is it now how boy now are we there now?
Haden- Sven
Sven- Yea little man.
Haden- Do shut up before I drop you onto a very pointy roof of a building down below.
Sven- Shutting up now sir.
Shippo- You can't kill me! I'm to cute and fuzzy to die.
Mysterious dude- Uh no your not.
Shippo- Yes I am!
Mysterious guy- Dude. No your really not.
Shippo- Yes I am! Some people say I remind them of bunnies.
MG- Bunnies? No no no. Bunnies are cute and they hop.
Shippo- I AM CUTE.
Gohan- FOOD IS-
Writer- Shut up and get back to your own storyline.
Gohan- shut up and get back to your own storyline. Baka.
Lance- Hum. I have a thought.
Chris- Really? You have those. I thought you kind of just stood around saying things that sounded omonis and stuff.
JC- Yea. What he said.
Lance- If we find the shiny contraption thing, we will find Justin. Then he can help us find Deryck and destroy him!
Joey- He's gonna go all 'muwhahaha' again isn't he.
JC- Yea probably.
Chris- Most likey.
Lance- Muwhahahahahaahaha!
Sven- Hey can I get a Bic Mac?
Haden- We just ate.
Sven- Yea well. I'm a growing boy. I need my nutrition.
Haden- You Sven, are a moron. Come on.
Jenn and Cass- This is the song that never ends
It just goes on and on my friends
Some people started singing it not knowing what it was
And it'll go on forever just because
This is the song that never ends….
Deryck- Jennifer, dear, please do stop singing that song.
Jennifer- Why?
Orlando- Because if you don't I'm going to transform to Legolas again and shot you all with posinous arrows and leave your dead bodies in the street!
Ram- And if you hurt either one of them I will shoot you with my shiny zapper thingie.
Deryck- And then I'll…you have a shiny zapper thingie?
Ram- Yep yep sure do!
Shane- Oooooooooooooooooooooo. May I please see the zapper thing of shineiness.
Gohan- oh yes yes and I as well.
Ram- Sure. Come 'ere.
Ram pulls out his zapper and they all stare at it's shininess.
Sesshomaru- Hey dude. Can I see that.
Ram- Why?
Sesshomaru- Um…I'm not going to try and kill my capDERs so that I can get away and find the tetsiga and then go kill Inu-Yasha for good.
Ram- Well, as long as you promise….um….
Sesshomaru- Hehehehe.
Ram- No.
Sesshomaru- But!
Cassandra- Ram's a genius Sesshy. DER.
Ashton- Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo shiny. May I please hold it. I will not give it to Sesshy.
Sesshomaru- My name is not Sesshy!
Jennifer- What would you rather be called? Sess. Seth. Oo oo we could call him Seth Green!
Shane- Or Scott Evil!
Miroku- Or mini me.
All-…………………..
Miroku- What? I haven't gotten to talk much so I thought I'd make a comment.
Orlando- We really need to find you a girlfriend dude.
Miroku- That's what I keep telling you all!
Ashton- Maybe you should go to Vegas.
Mrioku- Been there.
Ashton- Hawii?
Miroku- Done that.
Ashton- Ontario?
Miroku- Yup.
Ashton- Duuuuude. You have absolutely no chance.
Jennifer- Fine we won't sing *that* song anymore.
Five minutes later-
Jen and Cas- This is the fic that will never end
It'll just go on and on my friends
Two bakas, started writing it not knowing what it was
And it'll go on forever just because
This is the fic that will never end
It annoys Sesshy and all his friends…