NUCLEAR CHRISTMAS EVE
Parody of "Makes No Difference" by Sum 41
Written by Philip Moore

Last days of December, the family's over
Turn on the TV, the newsman's screaming :
"Don't want to alarm you, I just want to warn you
The world's radiation level's through the roof!"

CHORUS ONE
So when we're all deformed
And it's the norm
And we all look like inbreds, yeah
Duck in cover, find a bomb shelter
'Cause it's a nuclear Christmas eve
A nuclear Chrismas eve

So, now, my girlfriend's grown an extra left leg
And my little brother's pooping toxic waste
My dad's half a lamp chop, my sister's a cyclops
And my brain has ballooned to ten times it's size

CHORUS TWO
So when we're all deformed
And it's the norm
And we all look like inbreds, yeah
Duck in cover, find a bomb shelter
'Cause it's a nuclear Christmas eve

A nuclear Chrismas eve
A nuclear Chrismas eve
A nuclear Chrismas eve
A nuclear Chrismas

CHORUS THREE
So when Christmas trees attack
You're 'bout to crack
And toys have a mind of their own, yeah
And Santa says
He has three heads
Proof it's a nuclear Christmas eve
A nuclear Chrismas
A nuclear Chrismas eve
A nuclear Chrismas
A nuclear Chrismas eve