Pip- La la la la.

Shippo- What are you doing?

Merry- Absolutely nothing.

Shippo- Why?

Pip- Read the cahpter title. Nothing's supposed to happen.

MD- So this means I can't kill Shippo?

Merry- Yup.

MD- Awwwwww man.

Miroku- So where are we going to hide at?

Ashton- Why did Jessica have to leave? It's not fair.

Cassandra- Would you shut up already.

Ashton- That's easy for you to say. You have a snuggle bunny.

Ram- Snuggle bunny?

Deryck- Hey Jennifer! Can I be your snuggle bunny?

Jennifer- Um sure.

Miroku- I want a snuggle bunny.

Shane- Me too.

Sesshomaru- Can we go to Vancouver now!

Orlando- Yea. Sesshy's right.

Sesshomaru- Don't call me Sesshy elf boy.

Gohan- Man you guys are cranky.

Ram- Yea. They need snuggle bunnies too.

Jennifer- Agreed.

Cassandra- Enough with the stupid snuggle bunnies!

Ashton- Huh? Sorry. She's right. We have to go hide and get Emenim and Justin here.

Sesshomaru- Why exactly are we helping him again.

Jennifer- Cause he's cute.

Cassandra- Yup.

Deryck and Ram- Hey!

Jennifer- YOu guy's are cuter.

Cassandra- Yup.

Shane- We're helping because we *do* *not* want them to own all the shiny things in the world.

Cassandra- Yup.

Sesshomaru- And it's really unfair that Jennifer can control me and you want to help.

Cassandra- Yu-

Jennifer- Sit!

Shane- Sit!

Sesshomaru and Orlando- Owwwie!!

Haden- I haven't gotten to talk.

Sven- Mean either.

Writer- Woops. Forgot you guys were there.

Haden- Baka. Hey can just anyone sit Orlando?

Sven- I dunno. SIT!

Miroku- Oww. Don't do that.

Haden- Coool. Let me try. SIT!

Elsewher-

Lance- Ow.

Chris- Um Lance. Why are you sitting down. I thought we were going to go kill Deryck.

Lance- We are. It's just that-awwwww.

JC- Oookay. About that medication. I think we really need to get some.

Chris- I wonder if any of these crazy girls have some.

JC- I don't know.

Lance- I'm not crazy. Come on let's go kill a punk star. Owwww! Eee! Ooo! Ahh!

Haden- SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT!

Sven- It's not working.

Haden- How unfair is that.

Sven- Totally.

Another place-

MD- I'm bored.

Shippo- Well we can't do anyting. So says the almighty name of the chapter.

Pip- We can stare at the shiny contraption.

Merry- I bet that could take up all of our time in this cahpter.

Pip- Yea!

MD- Fine. Ooooooo florecent lights!

Cassandra- Where?

Shippo- Help me!

Ram-Florecentlights. Where are they?

Merry- 'Ello mate. Nice du.

Ram- Thank you my tiny friend.

Cassandra- Come on. No florecent lights here.

Ram- Okay.

Deryck- This is the fic that will nver end...

Haden- It just goes on and on my friends.

Sven- Ahhhhhhhhh! Stop.

Miroku- Some bakas starting writing it and won't give me a wife.

Sesshomarus- I can't believe I'm even on the same show as this guy.

Meanwhile travling to Vancouver as the writer trypes-

Justin- Shiny shiny shiny shiny shiny shin

Emenim- SHUT! UP!

Justin- But-

Emenim- God you have an annoying voice. No wonder Britney left you.

Justin- Hey! Maybe I left her. Ever think about that? And does the name Kim ring a bell?

Emenim- I'm not listening. La la la la la la la.

Justin- Kim kim kim kim...

Emenim- DER DE DER DE DER!

Gohan- I LO-

Jennifer- Gohan come back to our storyling.

Gohan- Awww.

Justin- Hey. Can we just pop up to storylines anytime we want?

Writer- Only if I let you.

Emenim- Can you take us to the shiny contraption.

Writer- Um...no.

In Vancouver.

Ashton- Okay. Is everyone getting in thier positions?

Jennifer- Yes. And Gohan is back.

Deryck- Jennifer. I missed you.

Jennifer- You did?

Deryck- Uh---I guess.

Gohan- Did anybody miss me?

All- No.

Gohan- Aw.

Sven- Come on guys.

Haden- Sit sit sit.

Miroku- Is it working yet?

Haden- NO.

Orlando- Good. My head still hurts from the last time Shane sat me.

Haden- Sit. Sit. Sit.

Lance- Ow! Ee! Oo! Ah! Ouch! Eek!

JC- He's lost whatever bit of sanity he had left.

Chris- Oh definetly.