Ary pulled into... McDonald's, right across from an Applebee's. "Cheap!!"
Leggy said accusingly.
"Oh, excuse me for living! I'M paying at least four bucks and you call me CHEAP?!"
"Um... Yeah..."
Gandalf sighed. "Let's just GO," he muttered, pushing them all in.
There was a birthday party going on, for a seven-year-old. In their little corner and the Play Place, everything was a wreck. A tired-looking woman asked Ary what he wanted. They ordered after much "do you want that's" and "how about that's."
They sat down with their food. Suddenly, 50 Cent came in the door and somebody screamed, "50 CENT!!" and a BUNCH of people rushed at him, asking for his autograph. Then a little kid yelled, "Sing the birthday song!" So 50 Cent kindly sang for the kids, who were thrilled, and the staff at McDonald's finally had fun in the middle of a hectic day. Ary went over and some girl saw Leggy and screeched "LEGOLAS AND 50 CENT!! I'M IN HEAVEN!!" and danced with Leggy, who looked VERY flustered.
"Gonna part like it's your birthday"
Leggy, obviously, thought HE was in "The Other Place," and leaped to the door...not as renowned as the Leap of Beren, but hey. What can ya do? He started screaming, "LET'S GET OUT OF HERE! THERE'S A STALKER AFTER ME!"
"Oh, come ON!" Ary protested, still dancing. "Come on and actually have some FUN for once!"
"You don't have a stalking FANGIRL on your tail!"
So they finally left, a reluctant Aragorn following. "We left our food!" Leggy realized.
"Actually, those kids ate what was left," Gimli informed him.
Legolas swiveled to face Aragorn. "Does Applebee's take checks?"
"I dunno."
Gandalf tapped his watch ("Where'd he get that?" Leggy muttered.). "Well, our lunch break is pretty much up. Come on! Back to work!"
"But I barely ate ANYTHING!" Leggy protested.
Ary huffed. "What a baby. You'll live." This earned him a smack from Leggy and then he began chasing the Elf with his sword all around the parking lot.
-_-_-_-_-_-
"You four are LATE back," the droid informed the four as they came in.
"Well, you'd be too if 50 Cent popped up at YOUR McDonald's..." Ary said.
"50 CENT?!" the droid screamed and was gone with an autograph book in less than a second flat.
Sam clapped. "Now that's a feat to be renowned for."
Ary shrugged. "He'll be back..."
The doors opened and... Kuroneko-sama walked in. "Meow," he said, jumping onto Aragorn's counter.
"May I help you.... sir?" Aragorn asked, sweat dropping.
"Meeow," Kuroneko-sama said, handing Ary a pamphlet and a picture of a gun. Ary sweat dropped more. He had a gut feeling they didn't sell nuclear bazookas, but.... "I'll check to see if any are in stock, sir...." He said, clicking away on the computer.
(IM session)
never EVER give out your credit card number or password in an IM session! Do you hear me? NEVER!! NEVER EVER EVER EVER!!!
-king'o'gondor says:
hey boromir do we have any nuclear bazookas in stock
BOWmir says:
WHAT
-king'o'godor says:
I'm serious
BOWmir says:
you needa change your im name
-king'o'gondor says:
why
BOWmir says:
-gondor has no king gondor needs no king....
-king'o'gondor says:
oh please just tell me do we have any nuke bazookas
BOWmir says:
-um, NO
-king'o'gondor says:
well just say so then! -geez
(IM session over)
Ary turned back to the black cat perched on the counter. "I'm sorry, sir"(I feel funny- calling a cat SIR??)"but we don't have any in stock."
"Meoww," Kuroneko-sama said, and left. Legolas burst out laughing. "What's so funny?" Aragorn glared.
"Y- you called a CAT 'sir'!" Legolas gasped, laughing. "It was so FUNNY!"
Ary konked Leggy over the head with a spare computer monitor.
"Itai..." Legolas spurted one word of Japanese ("ow", or "hurts") before blacking out.
Ary's eyes were round and big, and he was sweat dropping profusely. "Oops...." he said, still holding the now damaged monitor. Just then, the droid came back, looking extremely happy, holding an autograph...
"OH SUGAR!"
Aragorn tried diving out of sight, but the droid saw what had happened, screamed, and at the same moment Eomer burst through the front door, shattering the glass, screaming about the Apocalypse, Eowyn right behind him, brandishing two very heavy wooden benches, numerous veins popping, looking for all the world like Alfeegi on Truck. Faramir was close behind her, singing love songs, quoting from Romeo and Juliet, confessing his undying love to Eowyn, striking numerous patented Handsome Poses, but Eowyn was oblivious to all. Eomer came crashing in ("THE END OF THE WORLD AT EOWYN'S HANDS!!!"), Eowyn on his heels (looking like a POSESSED Alfeegi on Truck), Faramir a close runner up ("I would die for you, O Eowyn!"), the droid going berserk ("THE MONITOR! THE EMPLOYEE!! EEEE!!"), Aragorn running for his life ("SUGAAAAAR!!!!!"), and cheering and more chaos exploded all around one unconscious Elf, passed out on the floor, muttering stupid things and drooling.
Then ARWEN came in, saw what was going on, and ran AWAY from there. Ary leaped after her shrieking "NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ", the droid on his heels.....
And the hobbits sang campfire songs.
"Oh, excuse me for living! I'M paying at least four bucks and you call me CHEAP?!"
"Um... Yeah..."
Gandalf sighed. "Let's just GO," he muttered, pushing them all in.
There was a birthday party going on, for a seven-year-old. In their little corner and the Play Place, everything was a wreck. A tired-looking woman asked Ary what he wanted. They ordered after much "do you want that's" and "how about that's."
They sat down with their food. Suddenly, 50 Cent came in the door and somebody screamed, "50 CENT!!" and a BUNCH of people rushed at him, asking for his autograph. Then a little kid yelled, "Sing the birthday song!" So 50 Cent kindly sang for the kids, who were thrilled, and the staff at McDonald's finally had fun in the middle of a hectic day. Ary went over and some girl saw Leggy and screeched "LEGOLAS AND 50 CENT!! I'M IN HEAVEN!!" and danced with Leggy, who looked VERY flustered.
"Gonna part like it's your birthday"
Leggy, obviously, thought HE was in "The Other Place," and leaped to the door...not as renowned as the Leap of Beren, but hey. What can ya do? He started screaming, "LET'S GET OUT OF HERE! THERE'S A STALKER AFTER ME!"
"Oh, come ON!" Ary protested, still dancing. "Come on and actually have some FUN for once!"
"You don't have a stalking FANGIRL on your tail!"
So they finally left, a reluctant Aragorn following. "We left our food!" Leggy realized.
"Actually, those kids ate what was left," Gimli informed him.
Legolas swiveled to face Aragorn. "Does Applebee's take checks?"
"I dunno."
Gandalf tapped his watch ("Where'd he get that?" Leggy muttered.). "Well, our lunch break is pretty much up. Come on! Back to work!"
"But I barely ate ANYTHING!" Leggy protested.
Ary huffed. "What a baby. You'll live." This earned him a smack from Leggy and then he began chasing the Elf with his sword all around the parking lot.
-_-_-_-_-_-
"You four are LATE back," the droid informed the four as they came in.
"Well, you'd be too if 50 Cent popped up at YOUR McDonald's..." Ary said.
"50 CENT?!" the droid screamed and was gone with an autograph book in less than a second flat.
Sam clapped. "Now that's a feat to be renowned for."
Ary shrugged. "He'll be back..."
The doors opened and... Kuroneko-sama walked in. "Meow," he said, jumping onto Aragorn's counter.
"May I help you.... sir?" Aragorn asked, sweat dropping.
"Meeow," Kuroneko-sama said, handing Ary a pamphlet and a picture of a gun. Ary sweat dropped more. He had a gut feeling they didn't sell nuclear bazookas, but.... "I'll check to see if any are in stock, sir...." He said, clicking away on the computer.
(IM session)
never EVER give out your credit card number or password in an IM session! Do you hear me? NEVER!! NEVER EVER EVER EVER!!!
-king'o'gondor says:
hey boromir do we have any nuclear bazookas in stock
BOWmir says:
WHAT
-king'o'godor says:
I'm serious
BOWmir says:
you needa change your im name
-king'o'gondor says:
why
BOWmir says:
-gondor has no king gondor needs no king....
-king'o'gondor says:
oh please just tell me do we have any nuke bazookas
BOWmir says:
-um, NO
-king'o'gondor says:
well just say so then! -geez
(IM session over)
Ary turned back to the black cat perched on the counter. "I'm sorry, sir"(I feel funny- calling a cat SIR??)"but we don't have any in stock."
"Meoww," Kuroneko-sama said, and left. Legolas burst out laughing. "What's so funny?" Aragorn glared.
"Y- you called a CAT 'sir'!" Legolas gasped, laughing. "It was so FUNNY!"
Ary konked Leggy over the head with a spare computer monitor.
"Itai..." Legolas spurted one word of Japanese ("ow", or "hurts") before blacking out.
Ary's eyes were round and big, and he was sweat dropping profusely. "Oops...." he said, still holding the now damaged monitor. Just then, the droid came back, looking extremely happy, holding an autograph...
"OH SUGAR!"
Aragorn tried diving out of sight, but the droid saw what had happened, screamed, and at the same moment Eomer burst through the front door, shattering the glass, screaming about the Apocalypse, Eowyn right behind him, brandishing two very heavy wooden benches, numerous veins popping, looking for all the world like Alfeegi on Truck. Faramir was close behind her, singing love songs, quoting from Romeo and Juliet, confessing his undying love to Eowyn, striking numerous patented Handsome Poses, but Eowyn was oblivious to all. Eomer came crashing in ("THE END OF THE WORLD AT EOWYN'S HANDS!!!"), Eowyn on his heels (looking like a POSESSED Alfeegi on Truck), Faramir a close runner up ("I would die for you, O Eowyn!"), the droid going berserk ("THE MONITOR! THE EMPLOYEE!! EEEE!!"), Aragorn running for his life ("SUGAAAAAR!!!!!"), and cheering and more chaos exploded all around one unconscious Elf, passed out on the floor, muttering stupid things and drooling.
Then ARWEN came in, saw what was going on, and ran AWAY from there. Ary leaped after her shrieking "NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ", the droid on his heels.....
And the hobbits sang campfire songs.