Rainy Days Come When You Least Expect Them ~ Part Two

Heero woke up to hear the phone ringing. He picked it up. "Hello?"

"Hi!" squealed Relena.

Heero looked around to see if anyone was watching, and could see no one. "Hi Relena! Did you have a good sleep?"

"Yes, my little Heero-chan! What about you? Did you have a good sleep?"

"Yes, but it would've been better if you had been here."

"Oh little Heero-chan! You are so sweet, and sensitive! I think that I could just eat you up!"

Heero smiled. "Well, little Relena-sama, if you did then I wouldn't be alive anymore!"

"Oh Heero! It was just a saying!"

"I know, my little koi."

Relena giggled. "Suki da, Heero."

Heero looked around again, and there was no one there that he could see, "Suki da, Relena."

"Hey Heero!" Duo came into Heero's room, "Who ya talkin' to?"

Heero jumped and hung up the phone. "No one."

"Sure........"

Heero tried to look innocent, "But it wasn't anyone important!"

"Whatever Heero..."

"So Duo, did you have fun with us-- I mean Blysse, yesterday?"

Duo grinned mischievously.

"Well that answers all. Now get lost."

"Nani!?!? But I just got here!"

"So, you got here and now you're leaving! Bye Duo!"

"Bye." Duo left the room.

"Stupid baka." Heero whispered when Duo was out of earshot. Heero stood up and walked into the living room, and announced another meeting.

"Hey guys!" Heero said cheerily, "You all had fun yesterday, right?"

Everyone nodded, and Duo and Blysse grinned.

"Well, I've decided that today, we should go to the beach."

Everyone stared blankly at Heero, but finally the voice of Riva was heard:

"But won't other people see us? We'll have no peace!"

"No, because we have our own private beach," Heero explained.

"We do?" Duo asked.

"Yes," Heero snapped his fingers, "we do. Now everyone go get on your bathing suits/swim trunks, and meet back here."

Everyone nodded and did so. A few minutes later everyone was there again, in their bathing suits/swim trunks. Blysse was in a very skimpy blue bikini, Riva was in a black bikini, Trowa was wearing green swim trunks, Wufei was wearing black swim trunks, Quatre was wearing yellow swim trunks, Duo was wearing a blue Speedo and Heero was wearing his spandex shorts.

"Okay, lets go!" Heero opened the door and everyone poured through it, with many people landing on each other, except Blysse and Duo who walked by everyone casually.

"Nice puppy you've got there, Blysse," came Quatre's voice from underneath the pile.

Duo glared at the pile of people, searching for the blonde-haired menace, then walked again after Blysse.

"er..." someone mumbled.

"Would you get off of me?" came another voice.

"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Riva cackled from the top of the pile. She stood up on top of Heero, her dyed blonde hair with black roots, blowing in the wind, and exclaimed, "I'M QUEEN OF THE CASTLE!!" she then shoved her heel into Heero's back, "And you're the dirty rascals."

Heero squirmed out from underneath Riva, causing her to fall onto the sand.

"Mission complete."

"Phh." Riva mumbled, then turned around and started building things in the sand with a shovel and bucket that had appeared out of nowhere. The rest of the people broke from the pile and Wufei went to sit by the water, Heero stood staring out at the sea, Quatre was rolling idly in the sand, and Trowa was watching Riva make whatever she was making.

A while later, Riva's sand-blobs began to take shape. They became a very detailed castle with a village in front and a few villagers in the streets, which amazingly enough, looked like all the Gundam Pilots, hers being in the castle.

"That's very nice Riva, but what are you making them for?" Quatre asked sweetly.

"You'll see," Riva replied, smiling. She looked around to see what she could see, and she saw a giant sand-fort that she hadn't seen when she had first seen when she walked into the beach.

"Um...can someone tell me what the hell that is?" Riva asked, pointing to the fort.

Everyone turned to it, no one saying anything.

After a moment Wufei asked out-loud, "Where's Blysse and Duo?"

Everyone was silent for a moment, then cringed in disgust, except Quatre who twitched uncontrollably, then cried into his hands.

"Quatre," Trowa said cautiously, "Why are you crying?"

Quatre looked up and quickly replied, "Tea time!" while wiping away his tears with his wrist.

"Tea time?" Heero asked.

"Yes," Quatre said sternly, "Teatime."

"Rriigghhtt..." Heero answered, resuming his stare out at the ocean.

Riva then stood up and dusted her hands off.

"Very well done, Riva," Quatre complimented, drinking from a teacup that also had appeared from nowhere.

"Not for long."

"Huh?"

"MUAHAHAHAHA!!!," she exclaimed, putting her hands in a kind-of claw form, stomping on all of her sand creations with her feet, all the while cackling insanely. Wufei turned around at the sound of Riva's cackling, then stared at her, like all the others were, as she continued to squish and stomp her little sand-things, but she left the castle, and the sand figure of herself, untouched. When she finished squishing the village, she gathered up the sand and began adding onto the castle.

"Would you like some tea?" Quatre asked sweetly.

"Ah, tea. Yes! I would!" she exclaimed happily as Quatre handed her a cup. She then dumped the tea into the little trench with plastic covering the bottom, it half-filling up. Riva looked at it, disappointedly, then turned to Quatre and asked, "May I have more tea?"

"Uh...sure..." Quatre stammered.

"Thanks!" Riva smiled, grabbing the teapot and dumping the rest of it's contents into the moat. She then pulled some toy crocodiles out of somewhere and placed them in the moat. She looked at the teacup and teapot., then placed the teacup under the drawbridge to stable it.

Quatre looked questioningly at Riva, then began to help with the side of the castle that was facing him.

"YaY!," she exclaimed, "Help!"

Trowa in hearing this, began to help on the side of the castle that was facing him.

"YaY! More help!" Riva exclaimed, as she flopped around excitedly like a fish out of water.

"Oh no!" Trowa cried, pointing at Riva, "She's having a seizure!"

"Quick! Put something in her mouth!" Wufei yelled, throwing a seashell at her.

"NO!," Heero said sternly, putting his hand out, "You mustn't do that! Don't get too close!" he cried to Quatre, who had cautiously walked over to her, "She might explode!"

Everyone was silent for a moment when Quatre's voice sang, "Don't you put it in your mouth! Don't you put it in your mouth! Don't you stuff it in you face! Don't you stuff it in your fa---" Quatre stopped abruptly, staring at the other G-Pilots who were also staring at him silently.

"I'm not having a seizure," came Riva's voice over the silence.

"Then what were you having?" Heero asked, turning to her.

Riva thought for a moment, then replied, "There are so many wrong answers to that question."

"Rriigghhtt..." Wufei mumbled, walking back to his place by the sea.

"Well, then we'll call them your happy seizures." suggested Quatre.

"Them?," Riva questioned, "But I've only had one."

"So far," Heero said, "You're most likely to have more."

"YaY!" Riva exclaimed, flopping around again. "More!"

"Make that two," Quatre recorded to nobody in particular.

Heero rolled his eyes. "Lets do something else... Lets have a sand castle contest!"

"YaY!" Riva exclaimed as she kept flopping around.

"Well Heero, that'd be fun but," Quatre looked over at Duo and Blysse's sand fort, "I think that Duo and Blysse have already won that."

"Hmmm, yes Quatre, I think you're right." Heero agreed.

Riva stopped flopping around, and looked at Heero and Quatre as if nothing had happened, "Then, what are we going to do?"

Heero and Quatre both shrugged.

"Hmmm." Riva looked over at Blysse and Duo's sand fort. "Well, I know Wufei and Trowa won't know what to do... so... we're gonna have to ask Blysse, and Duo."

Quatre and Heero gulped.

"But they're..."

"And I don't think they'd like to be disturbed...."

Riva considered for a second but couldn't think of anything else they could do. "Guys, it's our only choice if you don't want to be bored."

They sighed.

"Okay Riva, me and Quatre will wait here... and you'll go get them... I mean it was your plan in the first place."

Riva sighed. "Yea, whatever." she slowly walked over to the door of the huge sand fort and opened it a crack. When she couldn't hear anything she opened the door wider, and wider and eventually it was wide open. She walked in and gasped...

... Duo and Blysse were sitting at a table playing a game of chess!!!!!

Blysse knocked Duo's king off the board. "Checkmate."

"Dammit Blysse! That's the third time in a row you beat me!" Duo looked over to the doorway and saw Riva, standing there, her mouth wide open.

Blysse raised an eyebrow at Riva. "Hey Riva, what's wrong?"

Riva just stood there, astonished.

"Riva, what's wrong? It can't be that I won that game of chess, can it? I mean I've beaten you lots in chess... Riva?"

Riva finally snapped out of her trance. "I've never seen you play chess... with a... with a... guy."

Blysse glared at Riva. "Are you saying I'm a slut?"

Riva shook her head and looked at the floor, "No Blysse, I'm just...uh... well, I've just never seen you with a guy playing chess, that's all."

Blysse smiled. "I'm just kidding Riva!"

Riva looked up, her face was beet red. "I uh... I knew that."

Duo smiled. "Riva, what's the problem?"

"Yeah, why are you here?" Blysse added.

"Well, um... I.... I wanted to... wanted to.... wanted to ask you guys something....." Riva answered.

Blysse rolled her eyes. "Riva, what would you like to ask us?"

Riva thought for a second. "I wanted to... wanted to... I wanted to ask you... ask you if... if..."
"SPIT IT OUT ALREADY!" Blysse and Duo both said in unison.

Riva snapped out of her trance. "I wanted to ask you guys what you think we should do."

Duo considered for a second. "Well, I'd suggest you guys build a giant sandcastle, and I mean giant..."

Blysse nodded. "Yea, you should."

Riva pondered for a moment, "Someone had already suggested it... but then someone else said that you guys have already won that contest."

"Well, Riva, no one ever said that it was a contest, and even if it was, me and Duo aren't going to participate anyways... I won three games of chess so I get to choose what we do together..."

Riva crinkled her nose. "I take it you two are going to..."

Duo and Blysse both grinned mischievously and starting kissing each other.

Riva crinkled her nose again. "Well, then. So if it isn't going to be a contest, what will it be?"

After what seemed like hours the two stopped kissing and Blysse replied to Riva's question "Well, just fun, you guys get to build the giant sand castle, and then come back here... just knock first."

Riva crinkled her nose yet again. "Don't worry, I won't forget to knock."

"Good girl. Now shoo, shoo!" Duo waved Riva towards the door.

Riva opened the door and left, closing the door tightly behind her.

Quatre and Heero were standing there, waiting for Riva.

"What took you so damn long Riva!" Quatre yelled.

Riva looked over at Quatre. "Quatre, settle down, okay?"

Quatre sighed. "Okay."

Riva smiled. "I was talking to them."

"Were they... um..." Heero asked.

"No, they were playing chess." Riva said.

Quatre crinkled his nose. "Ugh, so they were..."

Riva raised an eyebrow. "Guys, they actually were playing chess!"

The two looked at Riva in astonishment.

"Seriously?" Heero poked Riva in the ribs.

Riva rubbed where Heero had poked her. "Yes you stupid bakas!" she slapped Heero on the head, "They were playing chess!"

Quatre smiled. "So are they coming out?"

"No, and like I said..." Riva crinkled her nose, "They were playing chess... now they're...uh..."

Quatre and Heero cringed. "Eewww!"

"I know."

Finally Trowa piped up, "So, what'd they suggest we do?"

Riva smiled, "Build a giant sandcastle!!!!"

Heero looked at Riva and blinked. "But Riva, I already suggested that earlier...."

"No, you suggested and sand castle building contest! This is just for fun!"

Heero stared at the ground and lightly kicked a bit of sand at Quatre. "Oh...."

Quatre smiled, "Well, lets get sta--"

A scream cut off Quatre's sentence and they looked over at Wufei, who was standing paralysed, staring at the giant sand fort, they turned their heads to the sand fort as well and saw that Blysse and Duo had fallen through a wall and were doing something together which made Quatre start twitching again.

Riva blinked several times, and ran to go help Wufei, while Heero placed a tent around Blysse and Duo, although it didn't do much to cover the 'disturbing' noises they were making. Riva rushed Wufei into the giant sand fort and made him sit down on a chair. She put a blanket on him and began brewing some tea for the poor traumatized little Chinese boy.

Riva walked over to Wufei and handed him a cup of hot tea. "Are you okay, Wufei?"

Wufei shivered and then nodded. Quietly he added, "Yes, thank you onna."

Riva smiled triumphantly. "You're welcome Wufei." she gave Wufei a kiss on the lips and he fainted.

Riva smiled yet again, and left the sand fort, a giant grin was plastered on her face. Quatre, Heero and Trowa's eyes all followed her to where she stood by the sea, after standing there for a moment staring at Riva Trowa came over to her.

Trowa smoothed down his hair and finally gained enough courage to talk to Riva, "Uh, hi, Riva. Um... How's Wufei? Is he going to be okay?"

Riva kept looking out onto the sea and finally realized she was being talked to. "Oh, I'm sorry," she looked at Trowa, a look of disgust crossed her face, "What did you say?"

"I uh, wanted to know if Wufei's okay."

"Oh, yes, he is. Wufei is just fine, a little traumatized maybe, although I don't know who wouldn't, but he's fine." she started talking with a Scottish accent (A/N: Please don't ask why!!), "The laddie's just fine, sleepin' like a baby, he is. He fainted, silly lad, I don't know came over him," she snapped out of her Scottish trance, and shook her head, "Did I just say lad?"

Trowa nodded, "Yea, you were talking with a Scottish accent."

Riva shook her head again, "Dammit, you Gundam pilots have made me a strange person, I mean, I've never talked with a Scottish accent before..."

Trowa put his hand on Riva's shoulder and she brushed him away, Trowa sighed, "Riva I--"

Heero began to scream and Trowa and Riva both ran to see what had happened, Heero had been bitten on the toe by a crab.

Heero was hopping on one foot trying to get the crab off and all the while was screaming, "Get it off! Get it off!"

Riva burst out laughing, "Heero! I think it likes you!"

Trowa chuckled, "Yea Heero, I'm sure you two would make a good couple!"

"Yes." Quatre piped in, "Since you both are so crabby!" and he burst out laughing but stopped when he noticed everyone else was silent and watching him. "What!?!"

Riva rolled her eyes, and managed to pull the crab off Heero's toe. "Now can we please start building the giant sandcastle?"

Everyone nodded.

"YaY!" Riva started flopping around on the ground, and after a few minutes got up and began forming the castle, once everyone else stopped staring at Riva they too began making the sandcastle.

About an half an hour later Blysse and Duo came out of the tent and joined the group (A/N: In their bathing suits of course ^_~), and starting helping with the sand castle. (A/N: The castle is about half the size of a normal castle now.)

An hour later Wufei came out of the sand fort (A/N: That Blysse and Duo made!!) and looked at the giant sandcastle. (A/N: Sorry to bother you again but by now the castle is finished and everyone is inside it having fun, except for Wufei of course.) He shook his head 'How can it be so big already? Have I been asleep for years or something?' "Hello! Where is everyone?? Answer me!!"

There was no answer but the sound of the wind howling past him.

"Is anyone here??"

Still, there was no answer.

Wufei picked up a clump of the wet sand that was on one of the sand castle walls and threw it into the sea. "Answer me!! Where is the justice!!!!" and Wufei began to kick the walls of the great sandcastle.

Inside The Sand Castle

Blysse and Duo stood on the stage in one of the rooms of the sandcastle with everyone else in the castle as their audience. Blysse was on the balcony and Duo was on the floor looking up at Blysse. (A/N: If you haven't already guessed they're doing a Romeo and Juliet play.)

Blysse looked down at Duo with her piercing violet eyes, "Oh Duo, Duo, where far art thou Duo."

Duo looked back up at Blysse with his kind indigo blue eyes, "It is in the east and Blysse is the sun." (A/N: We don't really know much about the play ^_^;; and neither do Duo and Blysse so they're just saying random stuff.)

"Oh Duo, you are-eth so kind-eth!"

Duo smiled, "Why thank you-eth."

"Your welcome-eth."

Riva rolled her eyes, "Can you just get on with it!?!?!"

Duo and Blysse glared at Riva and continued.

"O my fair Blysse how-eth will I ever get you and your love-eth?" Duo continued still looking deep into Blysse's eyes.

"Well, you climb up the stairs stupid!" Blysse replied.

"Oh, I see." Duo climbed up the stairs and took Blysse into his arms. "Now-eth my love, we must elope!"

Blysse grinned, "Yes-eth we must, but first I'd like to do this..." she wrapped her arms around Duo's neck and brought him into a deep kiss that, (to Quatre) seemed to last for a very long time, but it was cut short when they felt the castle shake.

Blysse hugged Duo closer, "Oh Duo! Is it an earthquake?"

Duo kissed Blysse on the forehead, "I don't know Blysse, but whatever it is we should get out of here!"

The two began to run out of the castle closely followed by Quatre, Riva, Trowa, and Heero. When they finally got out they saw Wufei, kicking the wall.

Duo's eyes went wide. "Hey! Chang! What the hell do you think you're doin'?"

Wufei stopped and looked at Duo and then at all the others, "Hey, where'd you guys appear from?"

"From the castle you baka!" came Riva's voice.

Wufei looked at Riva, grabbed a handful of sand off of one of the castle walls and threw it at Riva, it hit her on her chest. "Don't you dare call me a baka!!!!"

Riva fingered Wufei and started chucking sand at Wufei, soon everyone else joined in, including Blysse and Duo, and started throwing sand at Wufei.

Wufei cowered on the small mound left of the castle. "THIS IS INJUSTICE!!!!!!!!!!!" he yelled, and began throwing sand at everyone, managing to hit... Rashid.

"Aack!! Get away Chang!!" Rashid dusted himself off and turned to face Quatre, "Master Quatre, I have a very important message for you."

Quatre nodded, "Yes, go on Rashid."

"Well, you see, I don't think you want this to be heard in front of everyone."

"Very well. Hey Heero! could you make a boat or something?"

Heero snapped his fingers and Quatre and Rashid fell down a black hole. "Press the red button when you're done." and the opening closed.

Duo blinked, "Damn Heero, you really gotta stop doing that!"

"Doing what?"

Duo waved his hand, "Never mind, man."

Blysse crinkled her nose, "How'd that guy find us anyway?"

Duo put his arm around Blysse, "He stalks Quatre, he knows everything about poor little Quatre, even stuff Quatre doesn't know about himself!"

"Oh! Thanks Duo..." Blysse kissed Duo on the cheek and whispered, "Suki da."

"Suki da," Duo whispered back.

Riva crinkled her nose, "Ugh, I don't I can stand much more of this."

"Me neith--" Heero started.

"HEERO!!! OH MY LITTLE HEERO-CHAN! THERE YOU ARE! I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU EVERYWHERE!!!" Relena ran up to Heero and gave him a giant hug.

"Heero-chan." Duo snickered.

Heero started coughing violently and Relena released him.

"Who's she?" Blysse whispered over to Duo.

"Relena Peacecraft, although I think she's going by Relena Darlian again..."

"Oh, she's very strange..."

Duo nodded, "Yep, you got that right."

Riva, who had been listening to Duo and Blysse's conversation quite intently decided to ask a question. "So, Duo, how come she found us?"

Duo sighed heavily, "She, is also a stalker, except she stalks Heero."

"Oh, how interesting.... Is there anyone else we should know about that's a stalker?"

"Well, all of Quatre's servants are stalkers, Hilde, um.... Lady Une used to stalk Treize... Catherine stalks Trowa..."

"So, does Hilde stalk Quatre?" Blysse asked.

"Uh, yea..."

"Liar..." came Trowa's voice, who as well had been listening to them.

Duo glared at Trowa.

"So then who does she stalk?" Blysse asked Trowa.

"Duo."

Blysse gasped and pulled away from Duo. "D- D- D- Duo? Is it true?"

Duo glared at Trowa again. "Yea...."

"Oh my goddess..." Blysse managed to say before she fainted.

"Oh my goddess??" Wufei asked, who also had been listening to them.

Duo shrugged, "I guess so."

Riva rolled her eyes and patted Duo on the shoulder, "Good goin' Maxwell." and she walked away.

Duo glared at Trowa again, "You're a fucking idiot! You know that!?!"

Trowa raised an eyebrow. "Not as much of an idiot as you."

"Come on clown boy! You lookin' for a fight! Come on! Bring it on!" Duo punched Trowa in the stomach, which didn't really seem to affect the 'clown'.

In return for the punch in the stomach from Duo, Trowa punched Duo in the stomach that, of course, made Duo go unconscious. Trowa chuckled quietly to himself and placed Duo on the sand beside Blysse. 'They'll make up, when they wake up...'

*****

Blysse woke up and looked over at Duo, she sighed and kissed him on the cheek, Duo stirred and slowly opened his eyes.

"Hi, Blysse, where am I?"

Blysse moved closer to Duo, "I dunno, I can't remember much about what happened."

"Oh... Hmm, neither can I..."

Blysse kissed Duo, "Duo, lets go find out where we are."

"Okay."

They got up and saw sand, and realized they must be on the beach.

Blysse shook her head, "I can't remember..."

"Neither can I... Wait! I do remember! We were at the private beach that Heero created! That must be where we are now!"

"Yea! That's right! I remember too! I remember it all except how I ended up on the sand laying beside you... not that I'm complaining..."

"Hmm.... Trowa...."

Blysse raised an eyebrow, "Trowa? What about him?"

"He punched me...."

"Well, then I better go punch him... Where the hell is the clown anyways?"

Duo shrugged, "I don't know where they went." he looked out onto the ocean and saw a small boat with five people aboard it. "Never mind, I see them, they're out boating."

Blysse looked out onto the ocean as well and saw them, "Oh yes, I see them too, and it looks like they're coming back!" she ran up to water and through the water until it reached her knees. She started waving her arms in the air, "HEY GUYS!"

A figure that Blysse suspected was Riva waved back.

Duo ran over to Blysse, put his arms around her waist and rested his head on her shoulder, "Why did you tell them to come back?"

"Why not?"

"Blysse..."

"Oh Duo... we can't be off by ourselves doing... stuff.... all the time, we've got to spend some time with the rest of the group."

Duo sighed, and kissed Blysse's neck, "Okay... Blysse-hime."

Blysse giggled, "Duo!"

"What!?!?"

"Oh Duo..."

Riva came running through the water to Blysse and Duo, but when she got closer she stopped and glared at them, "Blysse!"

"Yes Riva?" Blysse asked sweetly.

"You can't be doing 'it' with him again, can you?"

Duo glared at Riva.

"No, we're going to hang out with you guys..." Blysse started.

"...For a while." finished Duo.

Riva rolled her eyes, "Well, at least you're with us for a while."

Blysse smiled, "Well I'm glad you want us to be with you guys."

"I didn't say the both of you, I only meant you, not your little puppy."

Duo glared at Riva again.

"Stupid braided-baka-puppy!"

Duo let go of Blysse and leapt at Riva, but Riva, already knew he was going to leap at her so she just stepped out of the way and Duo fell into the water.

Riva burst out laughing, along with Blysse. "Nice one Maxwell!"

Duo growled and grabbed Riva's leg causing her to fall in too. "Good one Dyheart!"

Riva glared at Duo, and splashed him. "Kisama!"

Blysse who was watching them, couldn't contain her laughter any longer and burst out laughing. "You know, you two have a lot in common!"

Both Duo and Riva looked at each other.

"Shall we?" Riva asked Duo.

"Yes, we shall." Duo and answered and they both pulled Blysse in, (A/N: The water is actually only to their knees when standing up but, it's just being wet that's the problem for them...).

Blysse screamed and then looked deep into Duo's eyes, "Hi,"

Duo looked back, "Hi."

Riva rolled her eyes, "Oh brother, not again." She grabbed Blysse's arm and pulled her away from Duo, "You said you'd hang out with us, so you better do so."

"I will... but not everyone is here yet...."

"Is this a damn soap opera!?!?"

Duo pulled Blysse into a deep kiss.

"Well, that answers all."

Quatre got out of the boat, and started to twitch uncontrollably.

"What's wrong Quatre?" Riva asked, standing up.

Quatre blinked, "Nothing."

"Sure Quatre.... Sure..." 'Damn I think there's something wrong with that dude, I mean seriously wrong.'

Heero, Wufei, and Trowa stepped out of the boat, Heero was holding a fishing rod in one hand and a giant fish in the other.

Blysse and Duo stopped kissing and Duo asked, "Hey Heero, nice catch. What'd you do, shoot it?"

"Yea, I did... how'd you know?"

"Oh God!"

Blysse giggled. "Silly Gundam pilots..."

"Hey! You're one too!" Wufei commented.

"Well then show me my Gundam! I'm not officially a Gundam pilot until I have a Gundam!"

"Stupid onna."

Blysse preformed akanbe (A/N: a gesture of contempt made by sticking out the tongue and bringing down one lower eyelid), "Be-da!"

Duo laughed, and pulled Blysse closer and into a deep kiss, which made Quatre start twitching uncontrollably again.

Riva looked at Quatre, and then at Blysse and Duo, "Yo Blysse! Everyone's here now! No more smooching with Braid-boy!"

Blysse stopped and looked at Riva, "Oh yea... heh, heh, sorry...." she looked over at Duo, "And anyways, it was Duo's fault."

Duo looked at Blysse, his mouth wide open. "But, you let me!"

Blysse grinned, "Yes, but what girl wouldn't?"

"Oh good point!"

Riva rolled her eyes, "Damn you two need to get a room."

Blysse and Duo grinned.

Riva shook her head, "So people, what will we do now? Hmmm?"

"What we came here to do of course!" said Quatre suddenly.

Everyone stared blankly at him, and finally Riva said:

"And please, tell us what that is we came to do?"

"Swim of course!"

There was a bunch of "Oh's" and "Oh yea, how come I didn't think of that's" and out of nowhere, "Ugh! Salty water!"

Everyone looked at the culprit, it was Trowa.

Riva blinked, "Trowa?"

Trowa nodded, "I very much dislike salt water." He looked at Heero and Heero snapped hi fingers.

"Now," said Heero, "It is a lake. AND LAKES ARE NOT SALTY!"

Everyone looked up at Heero in horror. (A/N: Yes up... you know how when someone is angry in anime's and they kinda get bigger well, that happened to Heero.)

Trowa gulped, "Sorry Heero."

Heero went back to normal size, "Why are you sorry?"

"Uh.. no reason."

Heero shrugged and back up to where the door was, ran forwards and jumped into the lake, splashing everyone, and he began swimming around.

Riva blinked a few times, "Okay..." and walked out further into the water until it was deep enough to swim in. After a few minutes she looked behind her to see Duo and Blysse on the shore, making out. "BLYSSE!" she yelled but no one replied, "BLYSSE MEGAMI NORWOOD! GET YOUR ASS BACK OVER HERE NOW!"

Blysse looked over at where Riva was and waved, "SORRY RIVA! I'LL BE RIGHT OVER!" Blysse started to get up when Duo grabbed her arm, "Duo! Let go!"

"No! Don't leave me!"

"Duo! I promised my best friend that we'd hang out together for a while... and anyways, you and I can make out later."

"Ah yes, good point! But do you promise?"

"Well yea! Damn Duo, why would I not want to make out with you?"

"Good point. Good bye my fair maiden!"

Blysse smiled and waded out to where Riva was.

Riva glared at her friend. "Blysse..."

Blysse smiled weakly, "Hi Riva."

"Hi," Riva ground her teeth, "What were you doing?"

"I uh..."

"BLYSSE! YOU SAID YOU WERE GOING TO SPEND TIME WITH ME YOUR BEST FRIEND! WHY WERE YOU MAKING OUT WITH DUO WHEN YOU HAD ALREADY PROMISED ME THAT YOU'D HANG OUT WITH ME!?!?!?!?"

"But Riva... he... he forced me to...."

"THAT'S BULLSHIT BLYSSE! YOU AND I BOTH KNOW THAT IT WAS BOTH OF YOUR FAULTS!"

"I'm sorry Riva..."

Riva smiled cheerfully, "Why are sorry?"

Blysse: *sweatdrop*

***

He lurked under the water, searching for his prey, this time he would kill him. This time he would make him pay (A/N: I'm a poet!). Blysse was his and no one else's, he just had to make everyone, and Blysse realize that, and to do that he must kill Duo. He quickened his pace and looked behind him to see if anyone was following, no one was but, he collided with someone's legs. He stood up and saw.....

***

Blysse swam with her friend out further into the lake. "So Riva, what happened?"

Riva stopped and looked at Blysse. "Hmm? When?"

"Well, I seemed to have passed out earlier, why was that?"

"Duo-- I mean Trowa told you something about Duo, that really upset you."

"He did? What was it?"

"I'll get Duo to tell you, it's not really something I should tell you."

"Oh?"

"Yea..."

"Well what happened before that?"

"Do you remember running out of the sandcastle?"

"I remember feeling the ground shake... and Duo holding me.... telling me... telling me that we should get out of there and then from then until when I woke up on the sand... blank..."

"Well.... " and Riva told Blysse exactly what had happened to the part with Relena, that's were Blysse asked a question. "And so Relena came in yelling--"

"Relena? What happened to her? Where'd she go?"

"We 'escorted' her off our beach."

"Oh?"

"Well actually Heero did. He took her through the door and out of the house... Although it took him quite a while..."

Blysse burst out into giggles. "Ahah! So it's not just me and Duo!"

Riva: *sweatdrop* "Yea, Blysse sure... although I personally hope he was strangling her..."

"Oh Riva! I'm so glad both of us got this job! Aren't you!?"

"Oh, I'm just overjoyed." Riva said quite sarcastically.

"Riva!"

"What!?! I'm just kinda surprised at the original Gundam pilots."

"Oh?"

"They are totally freaky!"

Blysse rolled her eyes. "But Duo isn't!"

"Blysse... he's the weirdest of the group!"

***

He held Duo's head underwater, and then he saw her, with her best friend, they seemed to be talking about something although he couldn't really catch what they were saying, 'Sometimes it is sooo hard to understand them! Sometimes I think they have their own secret language!' ... If only he knew that they actually did... Duo wiggled from under him and managed to get away, gasping for air Duo ran to Blysse.

"Blysse!" he gasped, "Q-Quatre he... he tried to... to drown... me."

Blysse looked at Quatre and then back at Duo, "Duo! Quatre would never do such a thing! I mean look at him! He's way too innocent to do something like that! Geez Duo!"

Duo looked at Blysse with pleading eyes, "But Blysse, he really did."

Blysse grabbed the end of Duo's braid and tugged on it, hard enough to make him yelp. "Duo, my dear Duo, I love you but, you can't go trying to get little Quatre into trouble! He's my friends and trust me, you don't want to mess with my friends!"

Duo looked over at Riva, "Riva?"

Riva nodded, "Yea, she's tellin' the truth, she loves her friends and won't let anyone, not even her boyfriend hurt them."

"Wow. What a woman!" came Wufei's voice from behind Blysse as he grabbed Blysse's ass.

Blysse turned around and slapped Wufei across the face, "Hey! Fuck off! That doesn't mean me and Duo broke up you kisama!"

Wufei backed away, "Eheh... I think I'll leave now..."

"Yea you better!" Duo yelled at the retreating Wufei, "or I'll have to go Kung-fu on your ass!"

Wufei stopped, "Is that a challenge Maxwell?"

"Damn straight!"

"I don't know either of you!" Riva said while motioning the loser sign with her fingers. "Come on Blysse lets go!"

"But I want to see Duo win!"

"Trust me, he won't win and you'll be sad."

"... But Riva!"

"Damn it Blysse! Come!" Riva commanded as she began walking away from Wufei and Duo.

"But.. Okay..." Blysse obediently followed behind Riva.

***

Duo coughed up the remaining water that had been trapped in his lungs, and sighed, (which he quickly regretted) he looked up at Blysse, who had to give him CPR, (not that either of them really minded...) and smiled. "Th--"

"Ah, ah, ah! Don't talk!" Blysse interrupted, sitting down beside Duo on the sand. She smiled, and there was a look of mischief gleaming in her eyes. "This is a great opportunity for me to talk to you!"

Duo raised an eyebrow.

"Well, I can talk and there's a ninety-nine point nine percent chance that you'll listen to me!" she grinned, "Isn't that convenient!?"

Duo shook his head, and Blysse looked at him sadly.

"You-- you don't want me to talk to you?"

Duo sighed, and hugged Blysse.

"GOD DAMMIT JUST TALK!"

Duo looked at Blysse and smiled. "Thank you, I was beginning to feel like a mime!"

Blysse giggled. "So are you ready to go swimming again?"

Duo shrugged, "Sure."

So they stood up and walked hand-in-hand back into the lake. (A/N: This is quite a shallow lake... if you've ever been to Sylvan Lake then you'd know what this lake is like ^_^ And if you don't it's quite shallow, the highest, at times, is about to your waist, and it goes shallow, then deeper then shallow again, and well, you get the point ^_~)

After a few minutes of silence Blysse finally spoke:

"Duo,"

"Yeah Blysse?" they stopped walking and Duo looked into Blysse's eyes to tell her that he was listening.

"Well, Riva was telling what happened before I fainted and... she said that Trowa said something that you did made me faint... but she said that, it'd be better if you told me... so, what did Trowa say?"

Duo gulped. "Um... I ah..... well you see...."

"Duo! Just tell me! I won't faint again! I promise!"

"Well okay... I uh... I used to... be..... "

"...Stalked by Hilde." Finished Trowa.

"Damn you Trowa!" Duo yelled, punching Trowa in the stomach.

Blysse stood there, and looked at Duo and then at Trowa, "Oh my goddess!" and she fainted.

Duo sighed, and picked her up. "She said she wouldn't faint!"

"Maybe she used to be stalked."

"By Hilde?"

"No you baka! By a guy! Before you..."

"I don't stalk her!"

"Yes you do!"

"No I don't!"

"Yes you do!"

"I do not!"

"You do too!"

"Nu-uh!"

"Ya-huh!"

"Nu-uh!"

"Ya-huh!"

"Nu--"

"What'd you do to Blysse!?!?"

The two turned around and saw Quatre.

"Quatre..." Duo mumbled.

"She fainted, because of Duo did." Trowa said, glaring at Duo.

"What!?! It was what you did you clown!" Duo said, trying to defend himself.

"What!?!? Who fainted!?! Ack! Why is Duo carrying Blysse! WAR IS NOT THE ANSWER!"

"Hey that's my line!"

The three of them turned around and saw Riva, who had fainted as well.

Trowa picked up Riva 'YaY! I get to hold Riva!' And Quatre could see a slight grin on Trowa's face.

"Trowa?" Quatre said cautiously.

"Yes Quatre?"

"You're grinning! Do you li--"

"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWIIIIIEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!" came Heero's voice from the shore.

Everyone went running (A/N: Eheh, they would've been able to go faster if they were walking lol, the wonders of water!) and after half-an-hour (A/N: Whoo hoo! Exaggeration!) they finally reached the shore to see that a little crab, (A/N: That quite resembled Relena) had attached itself to Heero's foot.

Quatre sighed and began trying to remove the crab from Heero's toe, in which he succeeded but the crab seemed to like Quatre as well and clung to him instead, which made Heero stop screaming and Quatre start petting the little crab.

Trowa and Duo, who were both still holding the girls rolled their eyes.

"Now," Heero said, quite cheerfully, "Shall we go boating now?"

"YaY!" Riva exclaimed from Trowa's arms, which made Trowa jump, from surprise, and fall over, causing him to drop Riva, who screamed and slapped Trowa across the face.

Trowa rubbed his cheek thoughtfully. "Ouch?"

Riva rolled her eyes. "Why were you holding me?"

"'Cause you fainted in the water and I didn't want you to drown."

"Oh!" Riva happily got up and helped Trowa up as well. She looked over at Duo and sighed. "What'd you do Duo? Tranquillize her so you could carry her?"

Duo looked offended, "No! She fainted!"

"Yea, likely story! Hey.. Where's Wufei?"

All of them shrugged (A/N: Except for Blysse of course who was pretending to be unconscious), and got onto the boat that 'magically' appeared out of nowhere.

When there were just about to leave the shore Wufei came running and jumped onto the boat. He sat there gasping for air. "You onnas were going to leave me!!!"

Riva smiled, "I wasn't going to and Blysse is unconscious!"

"I was talking about all of you!"

"Geez you can't tell either sexes apart can you?"

Wufei mumbled some Chinese profanities and they started sailing away...

***

It was a few minutes later and Blysse and Duo were already making-out and Quatre was twitching insanely, finally he just booted them off the boat. There was no sign of the two 'lovers' for a few minutes but then he saw them and they were making out in the water. Quatre sighed and yelled "MAN-OVERBOARD!!"

Heero stopped the boat and looked into the water and saw Blysse and Duo, he cringed. "Uh...."

Riva who had heard Quatre (A/N: Yes, yes we know stupid thing to say, since they are on a little speed boat), looked into the water and cringed as well. "Well Heero you are the captain so you should probably retrieve them..."

Heero cringed and after a few minutes of pondering said, "But because I'm captain then I shouldn't have to. The lowest ranked one on the boat should retrieve them."

All eyes turned to Wufei.

Wufei looked at them and then at the water and then back at the Gundam pilots who were staring at him. "WHAT!?!"

"Go fetch Wufie" Riva grinned. (A/N: Deliberate spelling mistake... Pronounced Wu-fee)

Wufei glared at Riva. "You go fetch onna!"

"I'm not a dog!"

"Well neither am I!"

"Does anyone realize that Blysse and Duo are still in the water?"

All eyes turned to Trowa.

"Then you go get them clown-face!" Wufei yelled.

Trowa shrugged, "Actually I've got a better plan" everyone looked at Trowa patiently, "We let them grab onto the inner tube."

There was silence and then alot of "Good idea's" and "Yea that'll work's", so Trowa instructed Blysse and Duo to get onto the inner tube, and they did so and were much happier. (A/N: CHEESE!)

***

Hours later Heero yelled "LAND HOE!" and stopped the boat, but they were nowhere near land there was only water in sight.

Riva raised an eyebrow. "Heero? Have you gone insane?"

Heero shot Riva a death glare. "No." He snapped his fingers and they went crashing onto land, and Duo and Blysse went flying into a tree.

Riva blinked and shrugged. "Strange people."

Everyone got out of the boat and walked to the door that lead back to their house.

As she was slowly opening the door Riva asked, "Do you think we should leave Blysse and Duo out there?"

There was a nod from Quatre, which slowly turned out into a head shake. "Yea, we should go get them."

"Ooh! Ooh! I'll do it!" Riva exclaimed which made everyone look at her very strangely.

Heero shrugged, "Be my guest." which made Quatre start singing the song "Be Our Guest", (A/N: That's in the Beauty and the Beast movie.) and stopped when everyone was staring at him.

Riva rolled her eyes and yelled, "BLYSSE! DUO! WE'RE LEAVING!! SO YOU BETTER COME NOW OR YOU'LL NEVER GET OUT!" there was no answer, "IF YOU DON'T COME HERE NOW YOU'LL DIE!"

Duo and Blysse came running, wearing tree leaves as clothes.

Riva burst out laughing, "It looks like we have some Adam and Eve impersonators!"

Blysse glared at Riva, "We lost our bathing suits!"

"Yes they must've just slipped off, eh?" Riva snickered.

Duo and Blysse both glared at Riva and ran through the door and upstairs and soon 'noises' were heard.

All of the other Gundam pilots walked inside, and collapsed onto the floor, except for Heero who had collapsed onto the couch.

Riva sat up, "So Heero, what're we doin' tomorrow?"