Whee...since so many people liked the randomness of the Yamis song....I decided to do another one!! This one is kinda like a rap song, and it's a parody off 'Gangsta's Paradise' by Coolio. Or the Weird Al Yankovic parady 'Amish Paradise'. Either one works~
Imagine Kaiba and Yugi rapping thing...lol...by the way, it's kinda more focused on Battle City...but then again it doesn't really matter...
Disclaimer: Yes, yes, all right...I DON'T own Yu-gi-oh or the song or remotely anything at all....**sniffles**
Enjoy!
Duelists Paradise
Kaiba:
As I walk through the city where I host my games
I take a look at my life and realize it's insane!
But that's just perfect for a duelist like me
You know I shun normal things like being friendly.
At 4:30 in the morning I'm at my job
Mokuba handles Yugi and his friend, the dog
Fool
And I've been working and dueling so long that
Even my brother thinks that my mind has gone
I'm a man with a plan and I think I'm the best
Got a Blue Eyes in my hand and two more in my deck
But if you've got a god card and if I got mine
Then tonight we're gonna duel 'til we both lose our minds
[Chorus]
Been spending most our lives
Living in a duelist paradise
We get rare cards once or twice
Living in a duelist paradise
It's hard work and sacrifice
Living in a duelist paradise
We come back; revenge is nice
Living in a duelist paradise
Yugi:
A local boy kicked me in the butt last week
I just smiled at him and gave him to Yami
I really don't care; in fact I wish him well
'Cause Yami's punishments are nothing less than hell!
But I've never killed a duelist, even if he deserved it (A/N: Kaiba **koff**)
Yugi being cruel? You know that's unheard of
I always wear buckles but I cannot wear hats
And my homies all agree that I look good in black
Fool
If you think I'm weird just wait 'til you hear
How my Yami has been dead for over 3000 years!
But no, we're not short
So please don't point and stare
We're both just vertically impaired
There's no duel no game we cannot win
I'm the King of Games you see
So please don't try to threaten us
The Shadow Realm ain't that pretty
[Chorus 2]
Been spending most our lives
Living in a duelist paradise
We're psychotic, deranged guys
Living in a duelist paradise
There's no time for normal lives
Living in a duelist paradise
We don't fight, we all play nice
Living in a duelist paradise
Kaiba and Yugi:
Snapping on the duel disk, dueling with each other
Got a god card Monday, soon I'll get another
Think you're a good duelist? Think you're really smart?
Well know that I'm a million times better than thou art!
I'm the stylish duelist all the bad guys want to kill
I've escaped them many times but they're after me still
So don't be greedy and don't be whiny
And don't even thinking about kicking our heinies!
[Chorus 3]
Been spending most our lives
Living in a duelist paradise
We're desperate to win our fights
Living in a duelist paradise
There's no cops or traffic lights
Living in a duelist paradise
But you probably think it bites
Living in a duelist paradise
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What can I say? I told you it was random...and fun to sing/rap along...lol....