Banzai rubbed his rear. "Man that lousy Mufasa. I won't be able to sit for a week!" Ed laughed. "It's not funny Ed." Banzai growled. Ed bit his lip, then laughed falling on his back. "Hey shut up!" Banzai yelled. Banzai tackled Ed and the two started fighting. Shenzi rolled her eyes. "Will you knock it off!?" Banzai stopped, leaving Ed chewing on his own leg. "Well he started it!" Banzai exclaimed. "Look at you guys. No wonder we're dangling at the bottom of the food chain." Shenzi said. Banzai drooled. "Man I hate dangling." Shenzi snickered sarcastically. "Shyeah? You know, if it weren't for those lions, we'd be runnin' the joint." "Yeah! Man I hate lions" Banzai said. "So pushy" "And hairy" "And stinky" "And boy are they uuugggly!" they exclaimed falling over together. "Oh surely we lions aren't all that bad." The hyenas jolted up and saw Scar and Nala sitting on the perch in the cliff. "Oh Scar it's just you." Banzai remarked. "We thought it was somebody important" "Yea like Mufasa" Scar rolled his eyes. "I see." "Now that's power." Banzai said. "Yea. I just hear that name and I shudder" Shenzi said. "Mufasa.." Shenzi shivered. "ooh…do it again." "Mufasa! Mufasa Mufasa Mufasa Mufasa!" Shenzi fell over laughing. "It tingles!" Scar sighed rubbing his forehead. "I'm surrounded by idiots." "HEY!" Nala exclaimed. "Not you Scar, I mean, you're one of us. I mean, you're our pal!" Scar sighed and said sarcastically, "Charmed." "Ohhh. I like that. He's not king, but he's still so proper." Shenzi remarked. "Yeah" Banzai said distractedly. "Hey, hey. Did ya bring us anything to eat, Scar, old buddy, old pal? Huh? Did-ya-did-ya-did-ya?" Scar pulled out a zebra leg. "I don't think you really deserve this. I practically gift-wrapped that cub for you." He dropped the leg and the hyenas pounced on it. "And you couldn't even dispose of them" Shenzi looked up. "Well, ya know. It wasn't exactly like he was alone Scar" she said glaring at Nala. Nala stuck her tongue out. "Yeah. What are we supposed to do--" Banzai asked, swallowing a bite of food. "Kill Mufasa?" Scar leaned on his paws. "Precisely." The hyenas blinked and looked up at Scar. Nala smirked and jumped down, landing on Shenzi. The hyenas fled as Scar jumped down. "I never thought hyenas essential. They're crude and unspeakably plain. But maybe they've a glimmer of potential, If allied to my vision and brain." Geysers started shooting smoke up and Scar calmly walked through it. He circled Ed, who was still chewing on a bone.

Scar: I know that your powers of retention
Are as wet as a warthog's backside
But thick as you are, pay attention
My words are a matter of pride
It's clear from your vacant expressions
The lights are not all on upstairs

Scar swatted the bone away from Ed and Ed stood to attention. Scar waved his paw in front of Ed's eyes, to no response.

Scar: But we're talking kings and successions
Even you can't be caught unawares

Nala jumped behind Shenzi and Banzai, scaring them, and the fell into two geysers and shot into the sky.

Scar: So prepare for a chance of a lifetime
Be prepared for sensational news
A shining new era
Is tiptoeing nearer

Nala: And where do I feature?

Scar hugs her to him.

Scar: Just listen to teacher.
I know it sounds sordid
But you'll be rewarded
When at last I am given my dues
And injustice deliciously squared
Be prepared!

Scar went over to Ed who was chewing on the bone again and knocked him off the ledge. Shenzi and Banzai fell from the sky and the three of them landed in a pile of bones. As they popped out, each of them got a skull stuck on their heads. "Yea we'll be prepared heh…for what?" Banzai asked. "For the death of the King" "Why is he sick?" Banzai asked. Nala hit him on the head. "Did he look it?" she snapped. Scar picked up Banzai. "No fool we're going to kill him, Simba too." he said dropping him. "Great Idea! Who needs a king?" Shenzi asked. The hyenas danced around. "No King, No King, lalalalalala." "IDOITS! There will BE a king!" Scar yelled. "Hey but you said uh.." Banzai stuttered. "I will be king! Stick with me, and you'll never go hungry again!" Scar roared. "Yey! Alright. Long live the King!" they cried. Hundreds of hyenas marched in. "Long live the King! Long live the King!" The hyenas marched through the caves.

Hyenas: It's great that we'll soon be connected.
With a king who'll be all-time adored.

Scar: Of course, quid pro quo, you're expected
To take certain duties on board

Nala walks up to him and puts her paws on his looking up at him.

Scar: The future is littered with prizes
And though I'm the main addressee
The point that I must emphasize is
You won't get a sniff without me!

Nala jumps and falls off the ledge into a pile of bones. One hyena falls into a geyser. Some hyenas take up bone instruments and start dancing.

Scar: So prepare for the coup of the century
Nala and the hyenas: oooh

Scar: Be prepared, for the murkiest scam

Nala and the hyenas: La La La!

Scar: meticulous planning.

Hyenas: We'll have food!
Nala: I'll be Queen!

Scar: Tenacity spanning

Hyenas: Lots of food!
Nala: I'll rule!

Scar: Decades of Denial

Hyenas and Nala: We repeat

Scar: Is simply why I'll

Hyenas: Endless meat
Nala: Endless treats

Scar: Be King undisputed
Respected, saluted
And seen for the wonder I am
Yes, my teeth and ambitions are bared
Be prepared!

Nala, Shenzi, and Banzai: Yes our teeth and ambitions are bared!

All: Be prepared!

Scar stands on top of a rock and he and the hyenas all laugh. Nala smirks.