Chapter 4…Honeymoons, salt water, and rats
Jack: So Will, tell me where's the honeymoon?
Will: We haven't decided yet. Why?
Jack: Well because I was just thinking…Honeymoon's should go the other way.
Will: What do you mean Jack?
Jack: Well hear me out. You've just pledged to be with this person for the rest of your life right mate?
Will: aye.
Jack: So if your going to be with this person the rest of your life, why spend 2 weeks together, being inseperable?
Will: Because it's a very romantic time Jack. You've just pledged you love, so you want to celebrate.
Jack: 2 weeks apart makes more sense to me mate. You've got your whole life with this person, so some time off in the beginning might be good aye? But marriage isn't for me either mate. I'm never in one place long enough to find me a lady.
Will: maybe if you started being a gentleman, and not drinking rum every chance you get you'd find one.
Jack: Maybe I could just throw you off me ship? How would that suit you?
Will: Maybe I don't want to go on your ship?!?!
Jack: What in the bloody hell do you mean? Actually, it's quite infested with rats at the moment. Nasty little buggers. I'm telling ya they're the size of bloody watermelons mate.
Will: Lovely.
Jack: No I'm serious. I tried to shoot one the other day, I got it like 3 times, and it still didn't die. They're possessed I'm telling ya.
Will: Possessed rats. Right Jack, I'm sure.
Jack: No man listen. Some things in this world you can't explain. Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?*
Will: No one understands the words that are coming out of your mouth.* you never make any sense.
Jack: Well I'll give you an example then. I have a good one. Like why the ocean is salty mate. Try describing that one.
Will: I can't.
Jack: Ha! I can. You see the degree at which the suns rays hit the ocean gives off this sort of posh sensation if you will, and creates what we pirates know as salt water.
Will: Jack you don't know what the bloody hell your talking about.
Jack: Ok, well see sting rays, leave a scent in the water, and it has a substance to it, and that's where the salt water comes from. I'm telling you.
Will: OK, but for that to be probable, then there would have to be millions and trillions of sting rays forever and ever.
Jack: No, that's not what I meant. I meant when the whales and sharks battle, their blood is made from the salty substance in which we get our salt water.
Will: Jack you really are ridiculous.
Jack: Oh you don't believe me then mate?
Will: Jack, you've changed your story 3 times.
Jack: No I haven't! But any way's. I recommend Tortuga for the honeymoon, really they'll give you a splendid welcome.