You would think that after the Death Counter incident Harry would have
learned his lesson, but no. Of course not. If he did, then there wouldn't
be another wonderful chapter to this equally wonderful fic.
About a month after 'the incident', Harry sat at his Dell computer once again. All his hair had grown back the day after 'the incident', but that was to be expected.
Harry stared at the flat-screen computer, his nose only inches from the screen. 'What's this?' he thinks.
"Compatibility Quiz," the screen read. "Type in your name and another person's name and click 'OK' to find out your compatibility!"
Harry typed in 'Harry Potter' in one of the spaces, and 'Cho Chang' in the other.
"34% compatible. Dating probability 14%"
"Dammit." Harry pouts.
'Harry Potter' and 'Hermione Granger', Harry types, chuckling to himself.
To his shock the results were "98% compatibility, Dating probability 92%".
Just then Ron burst into the dorm room, takes one look at the screen, and bursts into hysterics. He grabs the keyboard from Harry and types in 'Harry Potter' and 'Draco Malfoy'.
"87% compatible. 77% dating probability."
Ron bursts into hysterics again.
Harry grabs the keyboard back and types in 'Harry Potter' and 'Ron Weasley', just for haha's.
"100% compatible. Dating Probability 100%."
Harry blinks.
Ron blinks.
"Huh."
"Huh."
They look at each other, shrug, and walk down to the common room hand in hand.
About a month after 'the incident', Harry sat at his Dell computer once again. All his hair had grown back the day after 'the incident', but that was to be expected.
Harry stared at the flat-screen computer, his nose only inches from the screen. 'What's this?' he thinks.
"Compatibility Quiz," the screen read. "Type in your name and another person's name and click 'OK' to find out your compatibility!"
Harry typed in 'Harry Potter' in one of the spaces, and 'Cho Chang' in the other.
"34% compatible. Dating probability 14%"
"Dammit." Harry pouts.
'Harry Potter' and 'Hermione Granger', Harry types, chuckling to himself.
To his shock the results were "98% compatibility, Dating probability 92%".
Just then Ron burst into the dorm room, takes one look at the screen, and bursts into hysterics. He grabs the keyboard from Harry and types in 'Harry Potter' and 'Draco Malfoy'.
"87% compatible. 77% dating probability."
Ron bursts into hysterics again.
Harry grabs the keyboard back and types in 'Harry Potter' and 'Ron Weasley', just for haha's.
"100% compatible. Dating Probability 100%."
Harry blinks.
Ron blinks.
"Huh."
"Huh."
They look at each other, shrug, and walk down to the common room hand in hand.