Chapter 6…Will and Elizabeth, Chocolate (if you haven't seen the movie you won't get it), and Drinking rum.
Jack: You know what bothers me? I mean what really bothers me?
Elizabeth: Do I want to get you started?
Jack: That's what really bothers me. How you and Will are always saying how you don't like me talking to you.
Will: Jack, we never said that, it's just sometimes some of the things you say take a very long time, and you just go on and on and on.
Jack: Well can you blame me for having a bloody imagination, and lots of stories to tell. Bloody hell, I thought you guys were my friends.
Will: Jack if course we are, but really if you want to say something we won't ever do it again.
Jack: No that's not good enough, because I know you'll be thinking it on the inside. But actually that's not what really bothers me. What really bothers me is when women don't drink.
Elizabeth: Why?
Jack: Well because as you both are very familiar with, I drink a lot. A very lot and when I'm around women and I'm drinking and they're not I make a total fool out of myself, and I don't know if I like it.
Will: Then don't drink.
Jack: I BEG YOUR PARDON! Not drink? Did I hear you correctly?
Will: Ummm, yes…
Jack: Will, maybe you should come and drink with me sometime. We'll see how you like it mate.
Will: Well, you see jack, I don't particularly like rum.
Jack: Who said you bloody had to have rum. There's lots more things out there William. Do you know I had a very strange dream the other night?
Will: Really, and what happened in it?
Jack: Well, It was in this village in France I think, and there was this woman, and she thought that she could guess my favorite kind of chocolate, but it took her three tries to get it right. It was weird. But speaking of chocolate, I think I want some. Well, I'm off. Not sure when I'll be back.
Will and Elizabeth: Finally.