Angel- Wow. I got reviews. Cool! Anyway this chapter will be in normal
perspective and will be before the first chapter takes place. Well the
disclaimer applies to this chapter too so all you greedy, bloodsucking
lawyers STAY AWAY! (Got nothing you want anyway.)
Chapter 2- The Planning-
A week before the uhhh. incident, the digidestine were at the park to discuss the uhh. rivalry between the two respected DD. "I say we kill the two of them off so we won't have to listen to all their crap!" Yolie yelled. Now it wasn't as if Yolie hated Tk, it was just that she was annoyed (plus it was that time of the month again). "Yolie, some of us are not as violent as you and would therefore do peaceful ways to solve this problem," Izzy commented. "Plus if we did kill them off we would have to go to jail and I don't know about you but I would rather marry Gennai than go there!" Everyone murmured whispers of agreement at that statement. "The two of them just don't spend enough time with each other," Sora said. "Maybe if they did they'll find out they have something in common." Sora looked at everyone hoping that they'll agree. She soon found Kari twisting a magazine with her hands. "Kari?" she asked cautiously. "I am so sick of their fighting!" Kari screamed into the world. "I mean sure it was flattering at first but now it's, it's, uhhh I hate this!!" Matt who was sitting next to her subtly took a couple of steps away from her fearing for his life. "Don't worry Kari," Tai said to appease his baby sister, "We'll make sure they don't bother you EVER again. if you catch my drift." By now Tai had a homicidal gleam in his eyes. Joe and Cody now took a couple of steps away from Tai fearing for THEIR lives. "Maybe we should try Sora's idea?" suggested Ken. "Who knows, it might work right?" At a loss for words about the current situation everyone remained silent. However due to the lack of plans and sleep they finally agreed. Mimi (who now moved back to Japan) said, "How are we going to do this? I mean it's not like the two of them are just willingly spend time together? "Well maybe Kari could you know.. coax them to?" suggested Cody. "Hell NO!" Kari all but screamed. "I will sooner sing love songs to Azulongmon than do that. None of you, and I mean NONE of you could make me do that!" "Alright Kari no need to yell in my ear ya know," replied Izzy. "But you know my parents do have a pair of handcuffs. Do you think we should.?" Izzy trailed off. "Whoa wait one minute here! Why the hell would your parents keep a pair of handcuffs in your home?" soon to not be innocent Cody asked. "Trust me. Unless you want five years of counseling you do NOT want to know," Izzy answered with a face that looked like he was eating a lemon. Everyone else shuddered at the terrifying image implied. "You know that handcuff idea with Tk and Davis might not be such a bad idea," Joe said. "Really Joe, just exactly how are we gonna get them together huh? Oh hi Tk we just wanted you to know that you should be handcuffed with Davis 'cause everyone is tired of your stupid fights, ok? Yeah that's just brilliant!" Tai commented. "Listen Izzy you just get those handcuffs and me and Tai will do the rest. Trust me. We know what to do with these types of situations."
Three Days after Meeting at Midnight-
"Tai you got the handcuffs?" whispered Matt. The two mafia members I mean the uhh digidestines were outside Tk's apartment dressed in black. Both of them wore camouflage paint on there faces. "Tai. TAI!" "SHH! I'm right here Matt. Geez you are deaf and blind!" Tai whispered back. "Forget it! Do you have object A with you Mr. Black?" Matt asked. "What's object A Matt?" Tai asked. "It's not Matt it's Mr. Blue. Mr. Blue! And object A is the handcuffs DOY!" "Don't make fun of me Mr. My-Hair-Got-Turned-Pink-Last-Year!" Tai snickered. "Hey, hey, hey. Listen it's not my fault Jun became a crazy bad-ass psychopath ok," replied Matt while shifting uncomfortably. In the dark you couldn't see his face turn a deep shade of pink. I mean come on. You would blush too if you got bested by a girl. "Now let's go ok!" "Fine Mr. Pink," Tai said trying very hard not to laugh. "It's blue. BLUE!!!!" "Sheesh alright psychopath!" Quickly the two of them proceeded to Tk's apartment. Matt took a hairclip out of his pocket and tried to pick the lock. "Shit! It's not working!" "Hi Matt. Nice weather we're having don't ya think. Oh yeah the door's unlocked," Tai said casually. "What are you. ohh," Matt started but soon stopped after he turned the handle. "You know that's not safe. You never know what kind of cuckoos are out here." "Like us maybe," Tai said. "Yeah! I mean no. I mean oh never mind," Matt said. "Let's go."
Several Hours Later "Geez Tk is heavy!" Tai exclaimed. "He really has to go visit Jenny Craig, Matt!" Tai began to gently set Tk on the ground while trying very hard not to collapse. "Hey don't you think your brother should have woken up by now. I mean we did almost drop him down the stairs three times, threw him out of the window, and banged his head on the doors and walls ten times!" "Tk always has this ability to sleep even if the world endings so who cares anyway wait ha ha achoo!" Matt sneezed. "What the. Matt, Tai. What are you doing in my room?" Tk asked sleepily. "Oh well uhhh. You see we're not really here," Tai said while waiving both his hands in the air. "We're part of your dream. Right man?" He asked gesturing to Matt to say yes. "What are you oh oh! Yes Tk we are part of your dream. You see we are your subconscious. Yes you have unresolved issues. You owe your brother, Matt, $67.91. You also need to give him back your guitar and the baseball cards collection since you conned him out of it with that coin." "Like hell I would," Tk replied sleepily. He soon gave a loud yawn and went back to sleep mumbling the same words over again. "Well that was surprising," Tai said while picking Tk up by his arms leaving Matt with the legs. "Tai" "Yeah Matt?" "Shut up."
MORNING- "When do you think they'll wake up?" Tai asked. The two of them were outside Davis's apartment awaiting sound of realizations. Pretty soon the two of them heard agonizing screams coming from inside the building. "Ah. Music to my ears. Music to my ears." Matt said tiredly.
Chapter 2- The Planning-
A week before the uhhh. incident, the digidestine were at the park to discuss the uhh. rivalry between the two respected DD. "I say we kill the two of them off so we won't have to listen to all their crap!" Yolie yelled. Now it wasn't as if Yolie hated Tk, it was just that she was annoyed (plus it was that time of the month again). "Yolie, some of us are not as violent as you and would therefore do peaceful ways to solve this problem," Izzy commented. "Plus if we did kill them off we would have to go to jail and I don't know about you but I would rather marry Gennai than go there!" Everyone murmured whispers of agreement at that statement. "The two of them just don't spend enough time with each other," Sora said. "Maybe if they did they'll find out they have something in common." Sora looked at everyone hoping that they'll agree. She soon found Kari twisting a magazine with her hands. "Kari?" she asked cautiously. "I am so sick of their fighting!" Kari screamed into the world. "I mean sure it was flattering at first but now it's, it's, uhhh I hate this!!" Matt who was sitting next to her subtly took a couple of steps away from her fearing for his life. "Don't worry Kari," Tai said to appease his baby sister, "We'll make sure they don't bother you EVER again. if you catch my drift." By now Tai had a homicidal gleam in his eyes. Joe and Cody now took a couple of steps away from Tai fearing for THEIR lives. "Maybe we should try Sora's idea?" suggested Ken. "Who knows, it might work right?" At a loss for words about the current situation everyone remained silent. However due to the lack of plans and sleep they finally agreed. Mimi (who now moved back to Japan) said, "How are we going to do this? I mean it's not like the two of them are just willingly spend time together? "Well maybe Kari could you know.. coax them to?" suggested Cody. "Hell NO!" Kari all but screamed. "I will sooner sing love songs to Azulongmon than do that. None of you, and I mean NONE of you could make me do that!" "Alright Kari no need to yell in my ear ya know," replied Izzy. "But you know my parents do have a pair of handcuffs. Do you think we should.?" Izzy trailed off. "Whoa wait one minute here! Why the hell would your parents keep a pair of handcuffs in your home?" soon to not be innocent Cody asked. "Trust me. Unless you want five years of counseling you do NOT want to know," Izzy answered with a face that looked like he was eating a lemon. Everyone else shuddered at the terrifying image implied. "You know that handcuff idea with Tk and Davis might not be such a bad idea," Joe said. "Really Joe, just exactly how are we gonna get them together huh? Oh hi Tk we just wanted you to know that you should be handcuffed with Davis 'cause everyone is tired of your stupid fights, ok? Yeah that's just brilliant!" Tai commented. "Listen Izzy you just get those handcuffs and me and Tai will do the rest. Trust me. We know what to do with these types of situations."
Three Days after Meeting at Midnight-
"Tai you got the handcuffs?" whispered Matt. The two mafia members I mean the uhh digidestines were outside Tk's apartment dressed in black. Both of them wore camouflage paint on there faces. "Tai. TAI!" "SHH! I'm right here Matt. Geez you are deaf and blind!" Tai whispered back. "Forget it! Do you have object A with you Mr. Black?" Matt asked. "What's object A Matt?" Tai asked. "It's not Matt it's Mr. Blue. Mr. Blue! And object A is the handcuffs DOY!" "Don't make fun of me Mr. My-Hair-Got-Turned-Pink-Last-Year!" Tai snickered. "Hey, hey, hey. Listen it's not my fault Jun became a crazy bad-ass psychopath ok," replied Matt while shifting uncomfortably. In the dark you couldn't see his face turn a deep shade of pink. I mean come on. You would blush too if you got bested by a girl. "Now let's go ok!" "Fine Mr. Pink," Tai said trying very hard not to laugh. "It's blue. BLUE!!!!" "Sheesh alright psychopath!" Quickly the two of them proceeded to Tk's apartment. Matt took a hairclip out of his pocket and tried to pick the lock. "Shit! It's not working!" "Hi Matt. Nice weather we're having don't ya think. Oh yeah the door's unlocked," Tai said casually. "What are you. ohh," Matt started but soon stopped after he turned the handle. "You know that's not safe. You never know what kind of cuckoos are out here." "Like us maybe," Tai said. "Yeah! I mean no. I mean oh never mind," Matt said. "Let's go."
Several Hours Later "Geez Tk is heavy!" Tai exclaimed. "He really has to go visit Jenny Craig, Matt!" Tai began to gently set Tk on the ground while trying very hard not to collapse. "Hey don't you think your brother should have woken up by now. I mean we did almost drop him down the stairs three times, threw him out of the window, and banged his head on the doors and walls ten times!" "Tk always has this ability to sleep even if the world endings so who cares anyway wait ha ha achoo!" Matt sneezed. "What the. Matt, Tai. What are you doing in my room?" Tk asked sleepily. "Oh well uhhh. You see we're not really here," Tai said while waiving both his hands in the air. "We're part of your dream. Right man?" He asked gesturing to Matt to say yes. "What are you oh oh! Yes Tk we are part of your dream. You see we are your subconscious. Yes you have unresolved issues. You owe your brother, Matt, $67.91. You also need to give him back your guitar and the baseball cards collection since you conned him out of it with that coin." "Like hell I would," Tk replied sleepily. He soon gave a loud yawn and went back to sleep mumbling the same words over again. "Well that was surprising," Tai said while picking Tk up by his arms leaving Matt with the legs. "Tai" "Yeah Matt?" "Shut up."
MORNING- "When do you think they'll wake up?" Tai asked. The two of them were outside Davis's apartment awaiting sound of realizations. Pretty soon the two of them heard agonizing screams coming from inside the building. "Ah. Music to my ears. Music to my ears." Matt said tiredly.