Harvest Moon
Night on the Village
By: Belldandy'sKeiichi
Note: [any text in here is a thought text]
Author's Time: OK! I need another humor check again. Me+ a 32 oz. soda will equal the next chapter to this story...funny how I never planned a sequel for this... TRISTAN! THANKS FOR SOME IDEAS! Now there is a sinister of evil....
Disclaimer: You know the drill, I own Harvest Moon...
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Jack was finishing up all of the shipping when Zack came along.
Jack: Hey Zack...
Zack: Hey Jack...kinda funny how our names rhyme huh? I see you're hard at work today
Jack: You bet...and I'm expecting a harvest tomorrow also...
Zack: O...another big harvest? Well, I'll see you tomorrow with all your produce! *walk off*
Jack: Yeah yeah, whatever....*walks over to the mail box* Hello...what's this?
Jack took out a pink letter that was sprayed with perfume.
Jack: Luck be a lady tonight... *opens the letter* Hey! It's from Mary! ....and Karen...and Ann...and Popuri...and Elli? A sleepover?
Kai: *runs towards him* Yo! Jack did you get the...
Jack: *hold up the letter* got it...
Just then, the rest of the HM guys appeared to his farm with the letter in their hand.
Doc: It seems they want to talk to us...
Gary: You think they are still pissed?
Doc: Hmm...Despite the fact that all the girls came after the cow festival to get a pregnancy test....I do realize that they know that we played a trick on them.
Rick: So...in other words...if we go...were fucked...
Kai: Basically....
Jack: But who knows? Maybe they have forgiven and forgot it already...
Cliff: Jack! You nut! It was three days ago!
Jack: *sweat drop* O...heh, your right....
Kai: If we do go...the girls are planning to get us back...just to let you know...And it is a sleep over after all
Jack: That's why we need to plan to get them back when we get there...now here's what we'll do....
They all hurdled around as Jack whispered to them.
(The Inn)
Ann: You sent the invites? *looks over at Popuri*
Popuri: You bet! We're going to get those bastards when they come! Son of a bitch...those gaylords are going to...
Karen: Whoa there Popuri! Calm down! *grabbing Popuri* Breathe! Breathe!
Mary: I don't think that revenge is the answer...
They all glared at Mary
Mary: *sweat drop* um...I mean, let's get them?
Karen: That's the spirit! By the end of tonight! They'll know who the real masters of prank are!
Elli: Ann...where do you keep the....
Ann: In my room! O man...this is great! Just wait 'til they see the after effect of their little prank...
Popuri: Ok...only 2 hours until show time...lets just relax and drink for awhile...let's crack open those kegs!
Karen: Too late! I already started! *winks at them*
Ann: Er...just remember not to drink it all...we need to save some for the guys....
(Outside the Inn 2 hours later)
Rick: I haven't been this nervous to go get a drink before....
Kai: Fuck...you're telling me...I sleep here....
Jack: As long as we have what we need, there isn't anything we can't get through...you have the things right Doc?
Doc: Right
Cliff: All for one and one for all right? No retreat, no surrender!
Jack: That's right Killer! All for one and one! No retreat, no surrender! *kicks the Inn doors open*
They rushed in wearing kitchen utensils, pots, pans, whisk, cookie trays but instead of seeing an angry mob running at them...they saw the five girls, sitting next to each other with a spotlight shining above them. Each other having a baby cradled in her arms.
Jack: *burst out laughing* O my god you guys! You're on your own on this one!
Cliff: Hey! What happen to all for one and one! No retreat, no surrender!
Jack: Hey, can't blame my motto: See baby, will run!
Ann: I named our little one Amy
Karen: Rick, come see our son, Tommy
Mary: Look Gary, she has your eyes
Elli: Doc...you always wanted to be a father
Popuri: I named him Kain. Like it Kai?
All the guys were spellbound as Jack looked at them confused.
Jack: Ok...you guys are stupid! Remember! 3 days since the incident! It's impossible for them to give birth already! *Yells at them*
They all snapped out of it and the lights suddenly return to normal
Ann: *throws down the doll* Ok, so your right...but still, it gave you guys a scare didn't it?
Cliff: *still afraid* I'm...I'm...I wasn't scared!
Karen: Shut the fuck up Cliff, your still shaking.
Jack: Heh, I see you guys are still pissed on what happen that night...
Popuri: Damn right we are pissed! Pissed to hell!
Rick: I think she's PMSing this month...
Jack: Dude...I hate to break it to you...but she's always like this....
Kai: Ok...I know something going to happen tonight! I mean, why would a bunch of girl ask us guys to a sleep over? It doesn't make any sense!
Gary: *whispers* Eh, who are you complaining...you get to sleep next to the one you love...
Cliff: Well, we're watching you girls! There is no way some random prank is going to get us off....AHHHH! *falls in a ditch*
They all laughed at him as he pulled himself out of the hole.
Cliff: What the hell is a hole doing in the middle of the bar!
Ann: Ack! My floor! Dad's going to kill me! Whose smart idea was this!
Elli: *whistles and kicks the shovel away*
Cliff: *walking to another table* Geez...what are your guy's pro.....BLESM! *fall into another one*
Jack: *laughing hysterically* Nice one Killer!
Cliff: *from the hole* Stop calling me Killer!
Ann: O my god! My floor!
Karen: Ewww...I'm thinking at least 2 more years of hard labor for you girl...
Ann: That's not helping BEST BUD!
Cliff: Medic...
Doc: No can do, off work, you're on your own.
Cliff: Son of a...
Kai: You know...I have a question. Why would you invite a bunch of guys like us...*waves his finger around, indicating all the guys* to a sleepover with a bunch of girls like you? *waves his finger at the girls*
Karen: Dammit Kai, wave that finger again and I'll cut it off...
Kai: *holds his finger* you'll never take it!
Popuri: Well...we were fully aware of that and besides...we have our ways of guarding ourselves in the middle of the night...
Elli: Too bad Cliff fell in two of them...
Ann: Elli! You skank whore, you're the one that dug them!
Elli: Skank whore?! You bitch! Don't think I've notice that you're come for a physical from the doctor every month!
Ann: What did you say slut! You get one from him everyday!
Rick: Damn...why do people like that shit anyways...it's always..."please turn your head and cough..."
Jack: Er...I think we should settle down now...how about we blow off some steam with a little game?
Karen: Fuck no Jack! No drinking!
Jack: Ok....how about....
Popuri: Spin the bottle!
Mary: Truth or Dare!
Jack: Um...both?
They looked at him.
Jack: You know, spin the bottle, whoever it lands on you tell them truth or dare? Yes?
Kai: Sure...but we don't have a bottle...
Karen: Got it! *places a wine bottle she just chugged* And since it's my bottle, I get to spin! *spins it and lands on Mary* Shit!
Mary: O great...
Cliff: *gets out of the hole* God dammit...rip my pants...hey, don't mind me...I'm just going to get the sewing kit in the back...
Cliff walked to the door that lead to the kitchen, grabbed the door knob....and ran into the door.
Jack: Hey Killer! You're supposed to turn the knob and open the door!
Cliff: Dammit, don't call me Killer! And I can't...my hand seems to be...stuck!
Ann: O yeah...that's right...I accidentally poured super glue on the door knob as a line of defence...heh...sorry Cliff
Cliff: This is just great! I'm fuckin stuck! To a fuckin door! And my pants are ripped! I don't know how this day could get any...
Just then, the door swigged open and Doug's head popped out.
Doug: Keep it down! Normal human beings are trying to SLEEP! *Shuts the door and Cliff follows it*
Ann: O yeah...and the door opens inwards also....so if my dad opens it again...you'll be crushed against the wall...
Karen: Ok Ann, we don't care about your boring lectures! Now Mary, truth or dare?
Mary: Truth!
Popuri: What a puss...
Mary: But I'm a gir...
Karen: AH! No! Don't say it...we know... fine then, where are the dirty books located in the library...
Mary: er....I have to answer huh...
They all nodded.
Mary: Top floor, right shelf...
Kai: Hot damn, if you don't mind, I think I'll go to the library now and...
Elli: Heck no, you say here! Mary, spin please.
Mary: *spins and lands on Elli* Ok, truth or dare
Elli: Um...truth
Guys: *coughbullshitcough*
Mary: Alright...just how many physicals do you get from the Doc?
Elli: Ack! I mean...er...I told you, once in a while...
Rick: Don't forget Elli, we have the Docter here for reinforcement...you have to tell the truth.
Elli: Fine you power hungry freaks, six times a week ok! Six!
They all turned to the Doctor
Doc: It's true...
Popuri: Eww Elli, that's fuckin' discussing...
Elli: Ehehheh...whatever...*spins the bottle and lands on Ann* Heh, perfect...
Ann: What the hell does that mean?
Elli: Nothing! Truth or Dare sucka?
Ann: Truth!
Karen: O my god! When will this pussy show end!
Elli: Ok...I know that you're a tom boy and all but I'm just curious...what is your bra size?
Ann: Eww! Why do you want to know my bra size?
Elli: Tell us!
All the guys leaned over.
Ann: *embarrassed* fine! I'm an E-cup! OK! 34 E! You bastards!
Karen: Holy shit Ann...I'm an only a 30 D....what kind of food have you been eating? And whatever it is...can I have some?
Kai: O damn...i'm going to sleep easy tonight...
Ann: You better not fantasies about me!
Popuri: No wonder you wear damn overalls...
Ann: It's demi overalls! *spins the bottle and lands on Cliff, half across the room* Truth of Dare!
Cliff: Um...dare! [Heh, I should be safe, I'm glued to the door after all...]
Ann: Ok...all you need to do is knock the door.
Cliff: That's it! Ha! *knocked the door and then smashed against the wall when Doug opened it*
Doug: Yes?
Ann: Er...nothing Dad...
Doug: Ok....keep it down! *closes the door and Cliff is barely standing*
Cliff: Ow...ow...ow...ow....ow..........ow...
Popuri: Ok Cliff! Spin!
Cliff: *sweat drop*
Ann: O nevermind, I'll spin it for him! *spins it and lands on the Docter*
Cliff: Truth or Dare!
Doc: Truth...
Cliff: Ok...this has been bugging me but, what is your real name? I mean, Doctor can't be your real name. That'll just be so sad!
Doc: *sweat drop* er...that is my name...
They all looked at him.
Elli: No kidding?
Doc: *holds up a copy of his birth certificate* See...my name is Doctor
Jack: Now that's just sad...
Rick: I know...to plan a profession before you are born...
Cliff: AHAHAHAHAHA! What a loser!
Doug: *kicks the door open* I told you kids to shut the hell up! *closes*
Cliff: *knocked out*
Doc: Right...*spins and lands on Ann*
Ann: O no! What will the doctor do to me?! *sarcastic*
Doc: Shut up, truth or dare?
Ann: Dare me! What are you going to do? As me for a physical?
Doc: No...I was wondering...can you take off your bra and show it to us?
Ann: *disgusted* What the hell! Now you pervs want to see my bra! O I suppose you also want me to pole dance naked! Is that what you want!
Guys: *nodded in delight*
Mary: *raises her hand* Yeah, I would like to see that also...
Ann: *glares at Mary*
Mary: Just kidding!
Ann: How about this, I'll get one from my dresser...Cliff, move please!
Cliff: *regain conciseness* Well...I would...but it seems that I'm stuck to the freakin doorknob!
Ann: Dammit! Fine! I'll be right back! *runs upstairs and comes down with a bra in her hand* Here you pervs! Take a good long look at it! *throws it next to the bottle*
Karen: *takes it and puts it against her chest* Damn...that's some crazy ass shit....
Kai: Hey Ann, need a loving boyfriend? Someone that will be by your side forever and ever?
Popuri: Kai! What the hell are you doing! I'm your girlfriend!
Kai: Shh, calm down...come on Ann, I'll show you real fun!
Ann: Get away from me jerk
Popuri: Dammit Kai! I can't believe you asked her that! What about us!
Kai: What about us?
Popuri: Grr...you bastard!
Kai: What did you say? Pink hair freak?!
Popuri: I said you were a bastard! A bastard that loves to hug trees and a rainbow collector!
Jack: Hahahaha! I didn't know you were a tree hugging hippie!
Kai: I'm not! Well...there was the one time where...wait, *stares at Popuri* you bitch!
Popuri: Go play with yourself
Kai: Whore!
Popuri: Jackass!
Jack: Whoa there, no need to include my name in this battle! Or make fun of it!
Kai and Popuri stared at each other, then suddenly they stared to make out with each other.
Rick: Ohh! What the hell!
Gary: Eww...look at them go....
Jack: Heh...never saw that shit coming...
Kai: Come on Popuri, let's go upstairs *carries her*
They ran upstairs as everyone watched in disbelief.
Gary: I swear...they better not go to my room....
Kai: Come on, let's go to Gary's room!
Gary: What! ...Shit, I'm not sleeping there ever again...
Jack: *turns to Rick* Rick...aren't you going to stop this?
Rick: *staring at the bra* Hold on...just a minute...or two...or three....
Ann: *snags her bra* you fuckers! It's my turn anyways and I'm going to make you all pay! *spins and lands of Jack*
Jack: Ack!
Other guys: *inch away from him*
Ann: Truth or Dare! And non of them are better than the other
Jack: Er...Dare?
Ann: Ok...I want your boxers...
Jack: Excuse me?
Ann: I want boxers dammit. If i'm bra-less, then someone in here has to be boxer-less!
Jack: O come on Ann. This is senseless revenge! And besides, if you want boxers, go get them from Kai. His should be off right about now!
Ann: *thinks awhile* you know what...I think I feel sorry for you...if you want, I'll let you chose truth if you want...
Jack: Ok! Truth!
Ann: Ok...but there is no going back... Ok, so I have notice that all the bachelors in town are unequal to the bachelorets in town. And since I am fully aware of each of the guys' sweethearts are...I was wondering who you love Jack!
Jack: What?
Doc: *rubs his chin* Hmm...The bra-less one has a point... If Jack loves any of the girls, one of us is going to die lonely and a virgin...
All the guys shivered.
Ann: SO Jack! Who is your sweetheart!
Jack: Um...I...I don't...
Rick: You have to answer! And it better not be Karen or else!
Gary: *jumps up* I knew it!
Karen: O shut up Gary, you knew it 3 days ago when Kai announced it to everyone...
Ann: So fess up Jack! Now! Who do you love! Who's the special someone you want to share the rest of your life with!
Jack: ...you
Ann: Excuse me?
Jack: I love you!
Gary: What?
Rick: No way...
Karen: O man! *laughs*
Cliff: What! You backstabbin' bastard! Wait until I get free and you're sooooo dead! *struggles but can't get free*
Ann: *sweat drops* heh...no really, who is your love?
Jack: You Ann! You're my love! Your b-day, 14th of Summer right? Tomorrow, am I correct? I have a present already wrapped for you!
Ann: *now blushing* Jack...I...I love you too! *kisses him*
Karen: Aww...kinda hits you right here huh...*hits her heart*
Mary: That's so romantic...
Other guys: Woohoo! We're not going to die a virgin! Except Cliff...that's too bad...
Rick: So Cliff...does this mean 15 failed relationships now?
Cliff: Stop that Rick! I'm going to get you also! Ann! How could you! I thought what we had was special!!!!!!!
Ann: O quiet down Cliff, we were never an item... besides, you would have married me just so that you can stay here longer... Gary has been updating me on your plans.
Cliff: Dammit! And I would have gotten away with it too! If it weren't for you meddling kids!
Everyone had a sweat drop on their head.
Jack: Ok...that's nice Killer...now if you don't mind Ann, how about I help you put on your bra again....*carries her upstairs*
Ann: *looks down on the balcony of the second floor* O come on you guys! Kai! Popuri! The lease you could do it wait 'til you're in a room! Not on the floor!
Just then, two doors shut and the room was in silence.
Doc: Hey Elli, want another physical?
Elli: Ok! *runs upstairs with the Doc*
Rick and Karen looked at each other, then at Mary and Gary
Rick: Karen...
Karen: ....forget it Rick
Rick: Right...
Gary: Hey, wanna throw things at Cliff?
Everyone else: Ok!
Cliff: Hey! You can't do this to me!
Gary: *throws the bottle at Cliff*
Cliff: Ack! Ow! You dumb fuck!
Doug: *opens the door* quiet down here! *closes the door*
Cliff: Ow...
Karen: *looks at the audience* Ok...I think we'll take three...
The End?
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Hmm...nothing...just review if you want! Maybe there will be another Chapter...if I get bored again....
Night on the Village
By: Belldandy'sKeiichi
Note: [any text in here is a thought text]
Author's Time: OK! I need another humor check again. Me+ a 32 oz. soda will equal the next chapter to this story...funny how I never planned a sequel for this... TRISTAN! THANKS FOR SOME IDEAS! Now there is a sinister of evil....
Disclaimer: You know the drill, I own Harvest Moon...
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Jack was finishing up all of the shipping when Zack came along.
Jack: Hey Zack...
Zack: Hey Jack...kinda funny how our names rhyme huh? I see you're hard at work today
Jack: You bet...and I'm expecting a harvest tomorrow also...
Zack: O...another big harvest? Well, I'll see you tomorrow with all your produce! *walk off*
Jack: Yeah yeah, whatever....*walks over to the mail box* Hello...what's this?
Jack took out a pink letter that was sprayed with perfume.
Jack: Luck be a lady tonight... *opens the letter* Hey! It's from Mary! ....and Karen...and Ann...and Popuri...and Elli? A sleepover?
Kai: *runs towards him* Yo! Jack did you get the...
Jack: *hold up the letter* got it...
Just then, the rest of the HM guys appeared to his farm with the letter in their hand.
Doc: It seems they want to talk to us...
Gary: You think they are still pissed?
Doc: Hmm...Despite the fact that all the girls came after the cow festival to get a pregnancy test....I do realize that they know that we played a trick on them.
Rick: So...in other words...if we go...were fucked...
Kai: Basically....
Jack: But who knows? Maybe they have forgiven and forgot it already...
Cliff: Jack! You nut! It was three days ago!
Jack: *sweat drop* O...heh, your right....
Kai: If we do go...the girls are planning to get us back...just to let you know...And it is a sleep over after all
Jack: That's why we need to plan to get them back when we get there...now here's what we'll do....
They all hurdled around as Jack whispered to them.
(The Inn)
Ann: You sent the invites? *looks over at Popuri*
Popuri: You bet! We're going to get those bastards when they come! Son of a bitch...those gaylords are going to...
Karen: Whoa there Popuri! Calm down! *grabbing Popuri* Breathe! Breathe!
Mary: I don't think that revenge is the answer...
They all glared at Mary
Mary: *sweat drop* um...I mean, let's get them?
Karen: That's the spirit! By the end of tonight! They'll know who the real masters of prank are!
Elli: Ann...where do you keep the....
Ann: In my room! O man...this is great! Just wait 'til they see the after effect of their little prank...
Popuri: Ok...only 2 hours until show time...lets just relax and drink for awhile...let's crack open those kegs!
Karen: Too late! I already started! *winks at them*
Ann: Er...just remember not to drink it all...we need to save some for the guys....
(Outside the Inn 2 hours later)
Rick: I haven't been this nervous to go get a drink before....
Kai: Fuck...you're telling me...I sleep here....
Jack: As long as we have what we need, there isn't anything we can't get through...you have the things right Doc?
Doc: Right
Cliff: All for one and one for all right? No retreat, no surrender!
Jack: That's right Killer! All for one and one! No retreat, no surrender! *kicks the Inn doors open*
They rushed in wearing kitchen utensils, pots, pans, whisk, cookie trays but instead of seeing an angry mob running at them...they saw the five girls, sitting next to each other with a spotlight shining above them. Each other having a baby cradled in her arms.
Jack: *burst out laughing* O my god you guys! You're on your own on this one!
Cliff: Hey! What happen to all for one and one! No retreat, no surrender!
Jack: Hey, can't blame my motto: See baby, will run!
Ann: I named our little one Amy
Karen: Rick, come see our son, Tommy
Mary: Look Gary, she has your eyes
Elli: Doc...you always wanted to be a father
Popuri: I named him Kain. Like it Kai?
All the guys were spellbound as Jack looked at them confused.
Jack: Ok...you guys are stupid! Remember! 3 days since the incident! It's impossible for them to give birth already! *Yells at them*
They all snapped out of it and the lights suddenly return to normal
Ann: *throws down the doll* Ok, so your right...but still, it gave you guys a scare didn't it?
Cliff: *still afraid* I'm...I'm...I wasn't scared!
Karen: Shut the fuck up Cliff, your still shaking.
Jack: Heh, I see you guys are still pissed on what happen that night...
Popuri: Damn right we are pissed! Pissed to hell!
Rick: I think she's PMSing this month...
Jack: Dude...I hate to break it to you...but she's always like this....
Kai: Ok...I know something going to happen tonight! I mean, why would a bunch of girl ask us guys to a sleep over? It doesn't make any sense!
Gary: *whispers* Eh, who are you complaining...you get to sleep next to the one you love...
Cliff: Well, we're watching you girls! There is no way some random prank is going to get us off....AHHHH! *falls in a ditch*
They all laughed at him as he pulled himself out of the hole.
Cliff: What the hell is a hole doing in the middle of the bar!
Ann: Ack! My floor! Dad's going to kill me! Whose smart idea was this!
Elli: *whistles and kicks the shovel away*
Cliff: *walking to another table* Geez...what are your guy's pro.....BLESM! *fall into another one*
Jack: *laughing hysterically* Nice one Killer!
Cliff: *from the hole* Stop calling me Killer!
Ann: O my god! My floor!
Karen: Ewww...I'm thinking at least 2 more years of hard labor for you girl...
Ann: That's not helping BEST BUD!
Cliff: Medic...
Doc: No can do, off work, you're on your own.
Cliff: Son of a...
Kai: You know...I have a question. Why would you invite a bunch of guys like us...*waves his finger around, indicating all the guys* to a sleepover with a bunch of girls like you? *waves his finger at the girls*
Karen: Dammit Kai, wave that finger again and I'll cut it off...
Kai: *holds his finger* you'll never take it!
Popuri: Well...we were fully aware of that and besides...we have our ways of guarding ourselves in the middle of the night...
Elli: Too bad Cliff fell in two of them...
Ann: Elli! You skank whore, you're the one that dug them!
Elli: Skank whore?! You bitch! Don't think I've notice that you're come for a physical from the doctor every month!
Ann: What did you say slut! You get one from him everyday!
Rick: Damn...why do people like that shit anyways...it's always..."please turn your head and cough..."
Jack: Er...I think we should settle down now...how about we blow off some steam with a little game?
Karen: Fuck no Jack! No drinking!
Jack: Ok....how about....
Popuri: Spin the bottle!
Mary: Truth or Dare!
Jack: Um...both?
They looked at him.
Jack: You know, spin the bottle, whoever it lands on you tell them truth or dare? Yes?
Kai: Sure...but we don't have a bottle...
Karen: Got it! *places a wine bottle she just chugged* And since it's my bottle, I get to spin! *spins it and lands on Mary* Shit!
Mary: O great...
Cliff: *gets out of the hole* God dammit...rip my pants...hey, don't mind me...I'm just going to get the sewing kit in the back...
Cliff walked to the door that lead to the kitchen, grabbed the door knob....and ran into the door.
Jack: Hey Killer! You're supposed to turn the knob and open the door!
Cliff: Dammit, don't call me Killer! And I can't...my hand seems to be...stuck!
Ann: O yeah...that's right...I accidentally poured super glue on the door knob as a line of defence...heh...sorry Cliff
Cliff: This is just great! I'm fuckin stuck! To a fuckin door! And my pants are ripped! I don't know how this day could get any...
Just then, the door swigged open and Doug's head popped out.
Doug: Keep it down! Normal human beings are trying to SLEEP! *Shuts the door and Cliff follows it*
Ann: O yeah...and the door opens inwards also....so if my dad opens it again...you'll be crushed against the wall...
Karen: Ok Ann, we don't care about your boring lectures! Now Mary, truth or dare?
Mary: Truth!
Popuri: What a puss...
Mary: But I'm a gir...
Karen: AH! No! Don't say it...we know... fine then, where are the dirty books located in the library...
Mary: er....I have to answer huh...
They all nodded.
Mary: Top floor, right shelf...
Kai: Hot damn, if you don't mind, I think I'll go to the library now and...
Elli: Heck no, you say here! Mary, spin please.
Mary: *spins and lands on Elli* Ok, truth or dare
Elli: Um...truth
Guys: *coughbullshitcough*
Mary: Alright...just how many physicals do you get from the Doc?
Elli: Ack! I mean...er...I told you, once in a while...
Rick: Don't forget Elli, we have the Docter here for reinforcement...you have to tell the truth.
Elli: Fine you power hungry freaks, six times a week ok! Six!
They all turned to the Doctor
Doc: It's true...
Popuri: Eww Elli, that's fuckin' discussing...
Elli: Ehehheh...whatever...*spins the bottle and lands on Ann* Heh, perfect...
Ann: What the hell does that mean?
Elli: Nothing! Truth or Dare sucka?
Ann: Truth!
Karen: O my god! When will this pussy show end!
Elli: Ok...I know that you're a tom boy and all but I'm just curious...what is your bra size?
Ann: Eww! Why do you want to know my bra size?
Elli: Tell us!
All the guys leaned over.
Ann: *embarrassed* fine! I'm an E-cup! OK! 34 E! You bastards!
Karen: Holy shit Ann...I'm an only a 30 D....what kind of food have you been eating? And whatever it is...can I have some?
Kai: O damn...i'm going to sleep easy tonight...
Ann: You better not fantasies about me!
Popuri: No wonder you wear damn overalls...
Ann: It's demi overalls! *spins the bottle and lands on Cliff, half across the room* Truth of Dare!
Cliff: Um...dare! [Heh, I should be safe, I'm glued to the door after all...]
Ann: Ok...all you need to do is knock the door.
Cliff: That's it! Ha! *knocked the door and then smashed against the wall when Doug opened it*
Doug: Yes?
Ann: Er...nothing Dad...
Doug: Ok....keep it down! *closes the door and Cliff is barely standing*
Cliff: Ow...ow...ow...ow....ow..........ow...
Popuri: Ok Cliff! Spin!
Cliff: *sweat drop*
Ann: O nevermind, I'll spin it for him! *spins it and lands on the Docter*
Cliff: Truth or Dare!
Doc: Truth...
Cliff: Ok...this has been bugging me but, what is your real name? I mean, Doctor can't be your real name. That'll just be so sad!
Doc: *sweat drop* er...that is my name...
They all looked at him.
Elli: No kidding?
Doc: *holds up a copy of his birth certificate* See...my name is Doctor
Jack: Now that's just sad...
Rick: I know...to plan a profession before you are born...
Cliff: AHAHAHAHAHA! What a loser!
Doug: *kicks the door open* I told you kids to shut the hell up! *closes*
Cliff: *knocked out*
Doc: Right...*spins and lands on Ann*
Ann: O no! What will the doctor do to me?! *sarcastic*
Doc: Shut up, truth or dare?
Ann: Dare me! What are you going to do? As me for a physical?
Doc: No...I was wondering...can you take off your bra and show it to us?
Ann: *disgusted* What the hell! Now you pervs want to see my bra! O I suppose you also want me to pole dance naked! Is that what you want!
Guys: *nodded in delight*
Mary: *raises her hand* Yeah, I would like to see that also...
Ann: *glares at Mary*
Mary: Just kidding!
Ann: How about this, I'll get one from my dresser...Cliff, move please!
Cliff: *regain conciseness* Well...I would...but it seems that I'm stuck to the freakin doorknob!
Ann: Dammit! Fine! I'll be right back! *runs upstairs and comes down with a bra in her hand* Here you pervs! Take a good long look at it! *throws it next to the bottle*
Karen: *takes it and puts it against her chest* Damn...that's some crazy ass shit....
Kai: Hey Ann, need a loving boyfriend? Someone that will be by your side forever and ever?
Popuri: Kai! What the hell are you doing! I'm your girlfriend!
Kai: Shh, calm down...come on Ann, I'll show you real fun!
Ann: Get away from me jerk
Popuri: Dammit Kai! I can't believe you asked her that! What about us!
Kai: What about us?
Popuri: Grr...you bastard!
Kai: What did you say? Pink hair freak?!
Popuri: I said you were a bastard! A bastard that loves to hug trees and a rainbow collector!
Jack: Hahahaha! I didn't know you were a tree hugging hippie!
Kai: I'm not! Well...there was the one time where...wait, *stares at Popuri* you bitch!
Popuri: Go play with yourself
Kai: Whore!
Popuri: Jackass!
Jack: Whoa there, no need to include my name in this battle! Or make fun of it!
Kai and Popuri stared at each other, then suddenly they stared to make out with each other.
Rick: Ohh! What the hell!
Gary: Eww...look at them go....
Jack: Heh...never saw that shit coming...
Kai: Come on Popuri, let's go upstairs *carries her*
They ran upstairs as everyone watched in disbelief.
Gary: I swear...they better not go to my room....
Kai: Come on, let's go to Gary's room!
Gary: What! ...Shit, I'm not sleeping there ever again...
Jack: *turns to Rick* Rick...aren't you going to stop this?
Rick: *staring at the bra* Hold on...just a minute...or two...or three....
Ann: *snags her bra* you fuckers! It's my turn anyways and I'm going to make you all pay! *spins and lands of Jack*
Jack: Ack!
Other guys: *inch away from him*
Ann: Truth or Dare! And non of them are better than the other
Jack: Er...Dare?
Ann: Ok...I want your boxers...
Jack: Excuse me?
Ann: I want boxers dammit. If i'm bra-less, then someone in here has to be boxer-less!
Jack: O come on Ann. This is senseless revenge! And besides, if you want boxers, go get them from Kai. His should be off right about now!
Ann: *thinks awhile* you know what...I think I feel sorry for you...if you want, I'll let you chose truth if you want...
Jack: Ok! Truth!
Ann: Ok...but there is no going back... Ok, so I have notice that all the bachelors in town are unequal to the bachelorets in town. And since I am fully aware of each of the guys' sweethearts are...I was wondering who you love Jack!
Jack: What?
Doc: *rubs his chin* Hmm...The bra-less one has a point... If Jack loves any of the girls, one of us is going to die lonely and a virgin...
All the guys shivered.
Ann: SO Jack! Who is your sweetheart!
Jack: Um...I...I don't...
Rick: You have to answer! And it better not be Karen or else!
Gary: *jumps up* I knew it!
Karen: O shut up Gary, you knew it 3 days ago when Kai announced it to everyone...
Ann: So fess up Jack! Now! Who do you love! Who's the special someone you want to share the rest of your life with!
Jack: ...you
Ann: Excuse me?
Jack: I love you!
Gary: What?
Rick: No way...
Karen: O man! *laughs*
Cliff: What! You backstabbin' bastard! Wait until I get free and you're sooooo dead! *struggles but can't get free*
Ann: *sweat drops* heh...no really, who is your love?
Jack: You Ann! You're my love! Your b-day, 14th of Summer right? Tomorrow, am I correct? I have a present already wrapped for you!
Ann: *now blushing* Jack...I...I love you too! *kisses him*
Karen: Aww...kinda hits you right here huh...*hits her heart*
Mary: That's so romantic...
Other guys: Woohoo! We're not going to die a virgin! Except Cliff...that's too bad...
Rick: So Cliff...does this mean 15 failed relationships now?
Cliff: Stop that Rick! I'm going to get you also! Ann! How could you! I thought what we had was special!!!!!!!
Ann: O quiet down Cliff, we were never an item... besides, you would have married me just so that you can stay here longer... Gary has been updating me on your plans.
Cliff: Dammit! And I would have gotten away with it too! If it weren't for you meddling kids!
Everyone had a sweat drop on their head.
Jack: Ok...that's nice Killer...now if you don't mind Ann, how about I help you put on your bra again....*carries her upstairs*
Ann: *looks down on the balcony of the second floor* O come on you guys! Kai! Popuri! The lease you could do it wait 'til you're in a room! Not on the floor!
Just then, two doors shut and the room was in silence.
Doc: Hey Elli, want another physical?
Elli: Ok! *runs upstairs with the Doc*
Rick and Karen looked at each other, then at Mary and Gary
Rick: Karen...
Karen: ....forget it Rick
Rick: Right...
Gary: Hey, wanna throw things at Cliff?
Everyone else: Ok!
Cliff: Hey! You can't do this to me!
Gary: *throws the bottle at Cliff*
Cliff: Ack! Ow! You dumb fuck!
Doug: *opens the door* quiet down here! *closes the door*
Cliff: Ow...
Karen: *looks at the audience* Ok...I think we'll take three...
The End?
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Hmm...nothing...just review if you want! Maybe there will be another Chapter...if I get bored again....