Why Me Chapter 4 by Whispers of an Angel-
Davis' Irregular Fantasy-
Davis and Tk were sitting down munching on the cookies on the table. They didn't know where the cookies came from, they just were there. In fact as far as Davis knew, there weren't any cookies in the apartment until now. "Well genius, what now?" Davis said stuffing a cookie into his mouth.
"We basically try to survive until one of us kills the other due to anger or stupidity. Right now I have a better chance of surviving than you," Tk replied casually.
"And why is that?"
"Because, my thickheaded moron I will kill you if you do not close your mouth while eating!" Tk said, slowly pronouncing each word and screaming at the end. He slammed his fist on the table. "Shit! Davis what the hell are we going to do!"
"Why are you asking me? I'm a thickheaded moron, remember?" Davis feigned with innocence while being smug. "Anyway, Jun'll help."
"How do you know?"
"I just know. She always helps. She'll be back soon. I just wonder though," Davis said curiously.
"Wonder what?" was the reply from the blonde.
"Where she is."
"Well judging on the way she ran out of the apartment I don't think she'll be back soon," Tk replied.
"Yeah I guess."
"What are we going to do when everyone else finds out about this!?!" Davis screamed. "I hardly doubt the others will understand." Davis then pictured what will happen if the other Digidestined found out about the situation.
~Davis's Fantasy~
Davis was tied up on a chair in the classroom with Yolie, Cody, and Ken skipping around and laughing at him. A few feet away from him was Kari wearing black and holding a whip. Davis eyes suddenly bulged out and before he could pass out Kari used the whip to hit him on his arm. "Owww what the heck Kari!"
"Quiet speck," Kari yelled while walking back and forth.
"Hahahaha she called you spe- eck," Ken, Cody, Yolie said tauntingly.
"Now my thickheaded moron the leader of your fantasy will punish you," Kari said.
"You Kari?" Davis asked dreamily.
"NOOO!"
"Oh," was the reply
"It will be.. my brother Tai."
"Tai!?! What are you talking about?" At this moment Tai opened the door wearing glasses, a judge's robe, and holding a gavel. Matt suddenly appeared wearing a policeman's outfit holding a portable desk.
"Thank you bailiff," Tai said. "Now go get me some potato chips, some soda, a bed, and some lotion. Oh and Kari I might need that whip later." He finished while looking evilly at Matt. Davis soon disturbed his thoughts though.
"Tai this is my fantasy not yours ok."
"What? Oh. Oh yeah," Tai sighed nervously. "Oh well." The "judge" pounded on the desk while screaming, "Order! Order in the cour- I mean classroom." Now Tai began to read the papers the bailiff handed to him concerning the situation. "Well Davis this is odd, even for you. But because you are my friend I will not send you to jail."
After hearing that Cody, Ken, Yolie, Kari, Davis, and Matt all yelled out, "You won't!"
"No. Instead I will administer the next worst punishment," Tai replied mysteriously. With a flick of his gavel he then yelled out, "Bring out the dancing Dark Masters!" All of a sudden Piedmon, Puppetmon, Metalseadramon, and Machinedramon came out dancing all the way while everyone except Tai began bursting out in laughter.
"Tai is that supposed to be my punishment?" Davis giggled when he could breathe again. "Because you know I've seen worse when the entire football team came to school wearing a tutu."
"I know," Tai said, "But I have something worse!" With that he jumped up and ripped off the robe he was wearing revealing a disco outfit. Everyone else gaped with their mouths open when a disco ball came out from the ceiling. "I'll be joining the Dark masters while they dance!" and he explained further by dancing and singing along to "I Will Survive". The four evil Digimon looked at one another figuring how they got into this mess but decided to dance anyway. Davis' eyes literally popped out of their sockets.
"No, no, NO! Anything but that! Please anything. Send me to jail, PLEASE!!"
~End the fantasy~
"Davis, Davis, DAVIS WAKE UP!" Tk yelled while shaking the Raspberry haired boy.
"What? Oh, it was just a horrible, strange nightmare. Good," Davis sighed contently.
"Do I even want to know?" Tk asked.
"No."
"Good."
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I know that was short but I'll try to make it longer next chapter. Also Jun's adventure with the cookie monster will be a separate story and the next chapter will include Tk's fantasy. Well review! It's what keeps me alive! ^_~
Davis' Irregular Fantasy-
Davis and Tk were sitting down munching on the cookies on the table. They didn't know where the cookies came from, they just were there. In fact as far as Davis knew, there weren't any cookies in the apartment until now. "Well genius, what now?" Davis said stuffing a cookie into his mouth.
"We basically try to survive until one of us kills the other due to anger or stupidity. Right now I have a better chance of surviving than you," Tk replied casually.
"And why is that?"
"Because, my thickheaded moron I will kill you if you do not close your mouth while eating!" Tk said, slowly pronouncing each word and screaming at the end. He slammed his fist on the table. "Shit! Davis what the hell are we going to do!"
"Why are you asking me? I'm a thickheaded moron, remember?" Davis feigned with innocence while being smug. "Anyway, Jun'll help."
"How do you know?"
"I just know. She always helps. She'll be back soon. I just wonder though," Davis said curiously.
"Wonder what?" was the reply from the blonde.
"Where she is."
"Well judging on the way she ran out of the apartment I don't think she'll be back soon," Tk replied.
"Yeah I guess."
"What are we going to do when everyone else finds out about this!?!" Davis screamed. "I hardly doubt the others will understand." Davis then pictured what will happen if the other Digidestined found out about the situation.
~Davis's Fantasy~
Davis was tied up on a chair in the classroom with Yolie, Cody, and Ken skipping around and laughing at him. A few feet away from him was Kari wearing black and holding a whip. Davis eyes suddenly bulged out and before he could pass out Kari used the whip to hit him on his arm. "Owww what the heck Kari!"
"Quiet speck," Kari yelled while walking back and forth.
"Hahahaha she called you spe- eck," Ken, Cody, Yolie said tauntingly.
"Now my thickheaded moron the leader of your fantasy will punish you," Kari said.
"You Kari?" Davis asked dreamily.
"NOOO!"
"Oh," was the reply
"It will be.. my brother Tai."
"Tai!?! What are you talking about?" At this moment Tai opened the door wearing glasses, a judge's robe, and holding a gavel. Matt suddenly appeared wearing a policeman's outfit holding a portable desk.
"Thank you bailiff," Tai said. "Now go get me some potato chips, some soda, a bed, and some lotion. Oh and Kari I might need that whip later." He finished while looking evilly at Matt. Davis soon disturbed his thoughts though.
"Tai this is my fantasy not yours ok."
"What? Oh. Oh yeah," Tai sighed nervously. "Oh well." The "judge" pounded on the desk while screaming, "Order! Order in the cour- I mean classroom." Now Tai began to read the papers the bailiff handed to him concerning the situation. "Well Davis this is odd, even for you. But because you are my friend I will not send you to jail."
After hearing that Cody, Ken, Yolie, Kari, Davis, and Matt all yelled out, "You won't!"
"No. Instead I will administer the next worst punishment," Tai replied mysteriously. With a flick of his gavel he then yelled out, "Bring out the dancing Dark Masters!" All of a sudden Piedmon, Puppetmon, Metalseadramon, and Machinedramon came out dancing all the way while everyone except Tai began bursting out in laughter.
"Tai is that supposed to be my punishment?" Davis giggled when he could breathe again. "Because you know I've seen worse when the entire football team came to school wearing a tutu."
"I know," Tai said, "But I have something worse!" With that he jumped up and ripped off the robe he was wearing revealing a disco outfit. Everyone else gaped with their mouths open when a disco ball came out from the ceiling. "I'll be joining the Dark masters while they dance!" and he explained further by dancing and singing along to "I Will Survive". The four evil Digimon looked at one another figuring how they got into this mess but decided to dance anyway. Davis' eyes literally popped out of their sockets.
"No, no, NO! Anything but that! Please anything. Send me to jail, PLEASE!!"
~End the fantasy~
"Davis, Davis, DAVIS WAKE UP!" Tk yelled while shaking the Raspberry haired boy.
"What? Oh, it was just a horrible, strange nightmare. Good," Davis sighed contently.
"Do I even want to know?" Tk asked.
"No."
"Good."
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I know that was short but I'll try to make it longer next chapter. Also Jun's adventure with the cookie monster will be a separate story and the next chapter will include Tk's fantasy. Well review! It's what keeps me alive! ^_~