Why Me

Chapter 4- Tk's Crazy Dream

By whispers of an angel

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"Yes Mom. no I'm not doing drugs. tell Patamon what happened. yup.WHAT I AM NOT DOING THAT WITH DAVIS!!" Tk yelled at the phone. After Davis woke up Tk had decided to finally call his mom but now he wasn't so sure if it was a good idea. His face was beet red and his body language said 'touch me and I'll bite your finger off.' But with that he was actually curious about what Tk's mom said that normally got the calm boy angry.

"Don't worry I'll be fine. Ok buy," Tk said while hanging up. He stood there for a few minutes mumbling 'why me?' over and over again until Davis couldn't take it anymore.

"Tk?" he asked softly but decided he wasn't very subtle screamed, "TK!"

"What do you want goggles!?!" he screamed.

"What did your mom say that got you so angry?" Davis' answer was a pillow hitting his head at 60 miles an hour. "Ok I take it that you don't want me to know." He was then met with another pillow following his brethren's direction.

The air was thick with tension but was soon broken when the door opened to reveal Jun and Demiveemon walking in. Or rather Jun, with her t-shirt ripped, rolling Demiveemon, who had cookie stains all over him. She said in a cold voice to her brother. "If you ever tell anyone about this moment I'll bring out the baby pictures and show them to your soccer teammates, especially the tush photo." She was met with Davis' whine of, "Awww Jun not that!"

She turned towards Tk and said, "And you! I will find a way to destroy your life don't you worry!" Jun looked at them both one final time, rolled Demiveemon to Davis' room and put him on his bed. When she was done she came out and looked at them again. Both boys were oddly silent. "Now I'm going to take a bath and if anyone disturbs me I will rip off your arm and beat you with it!!" She emphasized her point by slamming the bathroom door.

"Don't worry when she gets like this it's better to avoid her unless you have a death wish," Davis said knowingly.

Tk took a deep sigh. "Listen I'm going to take a nap. My mom will come later to bring Patamon. Wake me up when she comes." He plopped ungracefully on the sofa pulled his hat on his face and began sleeping.

Davis muttered under his breath, "Yeah I'm you slaaavvve!"

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*Tk's dream*

Tk woke up to find that he had been tied up to a medieval torture rack in a dungeon. Suddenly the door opened to reveal Davis in the Digimon Emperor's costume followed by Ken, Kari, Yolie, Cody and Matt. "Well slap my arse and beat me silly," Tk said.

"Wow bro I didn't think you were that kinky," Matt said.

"Well we could always try it!" Kari said gleefully.

At this moment Tk began to panic. "No, nonono! No one is going anywhere near my ass!" He then began thinking. "Well maybe Kari, but that it!" he amended.

"Ha! I won't go anywhere near you!" Kari screamed.

"Hah, hah, haha! She won't go anywhere near you!" Ken, Yolie, and Cody sang while joining their hands in a circle.

"And now for the final touch," Matt said while bringing out a whip. He walked over to where Davis was and handed it to him where he practically squealed with delight. "Here you go Davis. Go make with the happy," he finished. By now Davis was actually squealed with happiness.

"And now it's time for your punishment!" Davis yelled. Quietly he said to the others, "I'm so happy! Thank you for giving me this chance. I'll make you proud!"

"Get on with it all ready!" Yolie screamed.

"Yeah I need my daily dose of screaming," said Ken.

"Ok! Geez just trying to make him more nervous!" defended Davis. Now he tried his maniacal, evil laughter. "Mwuah ha ha ha!" He went to a closet in the room and wheeled out a TV. "This Tk is for making my life HELL! Mwuah ha ha ha ha!" He then popped a video in it. "I know about your irrational fear of Barney because I read your diary!" Davis pushed play and soon enough it was a video of Barney.

"NOOOOO!"

"Hey wait a minute!"

"What was that?" Cody asked.

"ME!" screamed Tai.

"Tai what are you doing up?" Kari asked.

"Matt didn't wake me up!" Tai whined. "Why?"

Matt stood to one corner and shook his head slightly. "Tai after the last dream's failure we unanimously decided to leave you out in the future."

"What!?!" Tai screamed. "I was very good!"

"Bring out the dancing dark masters Tai?"

"What?"

"Guys stop arguing!" Tk yelled.

"Shoot it's almost time for Days of Our Lives," Kari said. "Davis end this now."

"But Kari!"

"Now!"

"Fine!" Davis walked towards Tk, took his head and kissed him.

"AHHHHHH!" Tk spat out.

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~~End Dream~~

"Ahhhhhhhhh!" Tk screamed.

"Whoa Tk you ok?" Davis asked feigning concern.

"Oh it's not real. It's not real," Tk said on the couch. He noticed that Davis had made himself a sandwich and he could hear the water running in the bathroom.

"Davis?"

"Yeah Tk?" A pillow shot Davis in the head.

"That's for reading my diary."

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That wasn't as good as the other chapter but oh well. I'll going to concentrate on this story other than The Prophecy but even then the chapters for this story will come out late. Please review anyway though!