Disclaimer: I don't own Miroku v.v alas... He belongs to Sango, who belongs to That girl who wrote it all... Damn my lack of memory...

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Hey! Back with Chapter three! This is pretty much flashback of dinner, going in Miroku's head. Hope ya like! Just so you know, the story has pretty much nothing to do with Snickers... At the moment . Maybe later one. It all starts with a Kikat, ends with a Snickers XD bwuahahahaha

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"Shit...." Miroku hissed, rubbing his poor abused shin (A/N: awwww, poor Miro-kun v.v) and thought back to dinner.

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Miroku and Inuyasha had been informed by Inu's little sister, Rin, that they would be having dinner next door. That was cool, he was hungry anyway... He didn't get to have his Kitkat...remember? Plus, he didn't feel like instant Ramen again, which is something he'd been having a lot since staying with his cousins.

Upon arriving next door, he and Inuyasha were introduced to most of the people living next door. They'd been in town all day... Mostly to avoid unpacking. They met Miss Kaede (Who insisted on being called Auntie) and a very good smelling Kohaku.

'He's got potential...' Miroku remembered thinking as he watched Kohaku flirt with Rin... Much to her older brother, Sesshoumaru's annoyance. (A/N: x.x Don't kill me Rin/Sess fans x.x Don't kill meeeeeeeee) And Miroku just went back to playing with the cat, Kirara.

Miroku's gaze however, was brought up when he heard footsteps on the stairway. His eyes bet a pair of familiar ones as that girl he'd met at the store came down.

'Sango...'

Following her was her friend, Kagome. There was a tense silence for a while when he, Sango, Inuyasha, and Kagome all shouted "YOU!"

Luckily for his poor cousin's ears (Which were now flattened against his head), Miss Ka- I mean... Auntie announced dinner.

After groping Sango and getting kicked for it, there was only one seat left at the table... Oh there is a God! Smiling like the fool he was, Miroku took his seat next to a glaring Sango. Someone has to be looking down at him from above.

Dinner was... Interesting... To say the least. Auntie let it slip the school Sango would be going too. And What a coincidence... He and Inuyasha would be attending there too! Not that he'd let the girls know that just yet. Miroku just couldn't help himself though when the chance presented itself. Sango was reaching for the bread basket and it was just there. So reaching his hand out of the other's view, Miroku coped a feel. Sango went pink and sat back down once his hand was removed, kicking him... Hard... Under the table. Sesshoumaru gave him a warning look and went back to his conversation with Kaede.

A few hours and kicks later, it was time to say adieu. Miroku's leg was turning purple by this time and had to lean on Inuyasha for support. All in all... I'd say it was pretty nice!

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"You were real gentlemen tonight" Sesshoumaru stated sarcastically as he passed by Miroku and Inuyasha's room.

"Thanks!" Miroku beamed. Sesshoumaru simply rolled his eyes and went to make sure Rin was in bed.

After he was gone, Inuyasha smacked Miroku in back of his head. "He was being sarcastic moron!"

"I knew that..." Miroku mumbled, rubbing his offended head, "and may I add, that was uncalled for."

"Feh"

"Get To Sleep" They heard Sesshoumaru shout from his room. Unfortunately, Inuyasha's father had decided to move in the middle of the year. He was rarely home anyway, but still wanted to live close to where his offices were located (Sess normally took care of Rin... Tolerated Inuyasha). Somehow, Miroku had persuaded them to take him with them. Using his perfect charm of course! He lived with his drunken godfather and didn't like his school anyway. And if someone ever told you that begging didn't work... They lied. Because it got Miroku on a train with his favorite cousins. Actually... I think they only brought him so he would shut up... Anyway! This has completely gone off the subject of what was going to be said. Oh yeah, let's rewind:

Unfortunately, Inuyasha's father had decided to move in the middle of the year. Meaning they had school tomorrow.

"SLEEP!" Sesshoumaru shouted, sending Inuyasha and Miroku lunging for the light switch, In turn, making them bang heads once they reached it.

"Ouch!"

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"SHUT UP YOU STUPID BIRDS" is how Miroku had woken up. Oh well, it was a beautiful morning in his opinion. Beautiful sky, beautiful sun beautiful..... *he looked out the window again* View of Sango who had forgotten to close her shades. Yup, What a beautiful morning it was...

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Miroku and Inuyasha were greeted by the sight of a chatting Sango and Kagome when they reached the bus stop.

"Don't tell me..." Sango was saying

"Yup," Kagome sighed. "Asked me out again."

"What is this, the third time this week? Talk about thick..."

"Who ladies?" Miroku asked, rather close to Sango's ear making her jump.

"D-don't do that! And it's none of your business!" Sango yelled, her ex-boyfriend used to do that, and she hated it. "What are you doing here anyway?" She asked, afraid of the answer.

"I believe we're going to the same school as you" ^_^ and cheery Miroku stated.

'.....foo...'

"Anyway... Who's thick?" Inuyasha asked. He wasn't about to admit it, but he thought Kagome was cute. As if he could hide that from his cousin. In his own infamous words 'feh'.

"Oh, this guy, Hojo, from school. You'd think he'd get a clue ne?" Kagome said breezily.

"Yeah, really." Inuyasha agreed, leaning against the bus sign.

Sango and Miroku rolled their eyes at their friend/cousin's obvious flirting, and tried making conversation.

"So... Uh... Nice day." Sango said, fidgeting with her uniform's skirt.

"Yeah..." Miroku agreed, thinking back the wondrous view of his winder that morning. "You know..." He said of out the blue. "I just love Winnie the Pooh..."

Ok, so that seems completely random. But not to Sango who just happened to have Winnie the Pooh underwear on. Sango reddened and wondered how the hell he know that! She quickly went through what she'd done that morning in her head:

1)Woke up (That's obvious)

2) Opened window and yelled at the even birdies. (A/N: I do that ^_^)

3) Woke up Kohaku

4) Took shower

5) Got Dressed

6) Ate food

7) went to bus stop

She went through them again more slowly this time....

....open window.... Yell at birds... Shower.... Dress....

When in that did she close her window?

Did I say earlier that Sango was red? Well... I'm not too sure how much redder you can get then she is now.

"Ahh... You... You... YOU PERVERT!" Sango screamed and slapped the poor hentai with her notebook, in turn, causing Inuyasha and Kagome to knock out of their flirting. Both sighed...

Seeing the bus drive up, Inuyasha gathered his hopelessly perverted cousin and climbed on the bus after Kagome, letting a tomato-like Sango bring up the rear.

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X.x poor poor Sango.... It's her fault too x.x shoulda closed her window!