Shakaku: All right! We're into the next chapter. I would like to apologize
to cyberdistroyer, because you did get the right answer, but someone got it
first. ChaEm will be making an appearance in this chapter!
I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh, if I did, I would marry Mokuba! ^______^ I wuv him, he's soooooo cute!
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Mai: My true love is MOKUBA!!!!!
(A/N grrrrrrrrrrrrrr!)
Mokuba: Wa?
*Mai passionately kisses Mokuba*
Mokuba: Ae, you wanna do it?
Mai: Isn't he sooooooooooooooo cute?
Mokuba: 'Is is better than a hooker.
Duke: I HAVE FININSHED! MY PRESENT FOR SERENITY IS COMPLETE!
*Statue is covered with a sheet*
Ryou: Bloody Hell, just show it to us already!
Tristan: Back off my kool-aid motherfucker!
(A/N don't own it)
Duke: Behold my masterpiece! *unveils a naked Serenity statue*
Serenity: *gasp* I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU!
Joey: *drooling and day dreaming*
*Dreaming about an army of squirrels*
Squirrel General (sounds amazingly like Serenity): Our main goal is to destroy, and possibly eat Joey Wheeler. Everybody, move out!
*end of daydream*
Joey: AHHHHHHHHH!
Serenity: What's wrong Joey?
Joey: THE SQUIRREL GENERAL IS GONNA EAT ME!!!!!
*Joey tackles Serenity*
Joey: THEY MADE A NAKED STATUE OF THE SQUIRREL GENERAL!!!!
*destroys the statue*
Duke: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Joey: Strong enough for a man, made for a woman.
Marik: HAHAHAHAHAHA! *laughing uncontrollably*
Tristan: YESSS!
Seto, Serenity, and Marik: X_X
Joey: MWAHAHAHA! Try to get me now squirrels! I have your general! *Hog ties Serenity and throws her in the closet*
Ryou and Bakura: Bloody Hell!
~ Back to Yugi ~
Yugi: So I says to 'im, I says to 'im "Hey, you stop humping my Dark Magician" 'at's wa I said to 'im.
ChaEm: That's great Yugi. I have to go so-
Yugi: NO! You no go!
ChaEm: I have to.
Yugi: I wan ed to get in bar fight, an 'at's wha I'm gonna do! Put 'em up!
ChaEm: I don't really want to fight you.
Yugi: Fine! Don fight back! *Punches ChaEm in the arm*
ChaEm: OWWW! Hey! *Grabs one of Yugi spikes and swings him around and lets go*
*Yugi flies out the door and into the street where he gets hit by a car*
ChaEm: Yugi! Are you okay?!
*Yugi miraculously gets up unharmed*
Yugi: *points to ChaEm* DAMN YOU! *Falls unconscious from the alcohol*
~ Back to the house ~
Ryou: If the world is going to end, I will announce my true love to the authoress!
Bakura: No way! I love her!
Shakaku: Well sorry! I love Mokuba!
*Marik knocks Shakaku out with his rod*
Shakaku: X_X
Tristan: You IDIOT!
Mai: Yeah, now we have no authoress!
Mokuba: C'mon Mai! I say we get it on!
Bakura: Hold on!
*Bakura digs into Shakaku's pocket*
Bakura: Behold! The ultimate writing utensil! THE WRITER'S PEN! (insert angelic voice)
Ryou: That's genius! We'll write the story our own way!
Marik: Hehehe.
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Shakaku: Cliffe! Well, here's the riddle.
Riddle: first I'm red. Rub my head and now I'm black. What am I? (hint: fire!)
I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh, if I did, I would marry Mokuba! ^______^ I wuv him, he's soooooo cute!
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Mai: My true love is MOKUBA!!!!!
(A/N grrrrrrrrrrrrrr!)
Mokuba: Wa?
*Mai passionately kisses Mokuba*
Mokuba: Ae, you wanna do it?
Mai: Isn't he sooooooooooooooo cute?
Mokuba: 'Is is better than a hooker.
Duke: I HAVE FININSHED! MY PRESENT FOR SERENITY IS COMPLETE!
*Statue is covered with a sheet*
Ryou: Bloody Hell, just show it to us already!
Tristan: Back off my kool-aid motherfucker!
(A/N don't own it)
Duke: Behold my masterpiece! *unveils a naked Serenity statue*
Serenity: *gasp* I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU!
Joey: *drooling and day dreaming*
*Dreaming about an army of squirrels*
Squirrel General (sounds amazingly like Serenity): Our main goal is to destroy, and possibly eat Joey Wheeler. Everybody, move out!
*end of daydream*
Joey: AHHHHHHHHH!
Serenity: What's wrong Joey?
Joey: THE SQUIRREL GENERAL IS GONNA EAT ME!!!!!
*Joey tackles Serenity*
Joey: THEY MADE A NAKED STATUE OF THE SQUIRREL GENERAL!!!!
*destroys the statue*
Duke: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Joey: Strong enough for a man, made for a woman.
Marik: HAHAHAHAHAHA! *laughing uncontrollably*
Tristan: YESSS!
Seto, Serenity, and Marik: X_X
Joey: MWAHAHAHA! Try to get me now squirrels! I have your general! *Hog ties Serenity and throws her in the closet*
Ryou and Bakura: Bloody Hell!
~ Back to Yugi ~
Yugi: So I says to 'im, I says to 'im "Hey, you stop humping my Dark Magician" 'at's wa I said to 'im.
ChaEm: That's great Yugi. I have to go so-
Yugi: NO! You no go!
ChaEm: I have to.
Yugi: I wan ed to get in bar fight, an 'at's wha I'm gonna do! Put 'em up!
ChaEm: I don't really want to fight you.
Yugi: Fine! Don fight back! *Punches ChaEm in the arm*
ChaEm: OWWW! Hey! *Grabs one of Yugi spikes and swings him around and lets go*
*Yugi flies out the door and into the street where he gets hit by a car*
ChaEm: Yugi! Are you okay?!
*Yugi miraculously gets up unharmed*
Yugi: *points to ChaEm* DAMN YOU! *Falls unconscious from the alcohol*
~ Back to the house ~
Ryou: If the world is going to end, I will announce my true love to the authoress!
Bakura: No way! I love her!
Shakaku: Well sorry! I love Mokuba!
*Marik knocks Shakaku out with his rod*
Shakaku: X_X
Tristan: You IDIOT!
Mai: Yeah, now we have no authoress!
Mokuba: C'mon Mai! I say we get it on!
Bakura: Hold on!
*Bakura digs into Shakaku's pocket*
Bakura: Behold! The ultimate writing utensil! THE WRITER'S PEN! (insert angelic voice)
Ryou: That's genius! We'll write the story our own way!
Marik: Hehehe.
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Shakaku: Cliffe! Well, here's the riddle.
Riddle: first I'm red. Rub my head and now I'm black. What am I? (hint: fire!)