Me: Okay, we have returned!

Rolan and Gwena: INaw, reaaalllyy?/I

Me: Yes, really, now shuttup and make way for our guest.

Rolan with 'lip quivering': IBut, but, but moooommmyyy!/I

Me: I SAID SHUT THE **** UP!

Gwena staring at all the wilted grass: IWow. I've bgot/b to learn how to do that./I

Me: Anyway, here is Warrl, the Ikyree/I!

Warrl walks out: IRawr./I

(Audience members scream and stampede)

Me dryly: Anyone who is scared of the 'wolfie' run and scream.

Audience all runs and screams out the door.

Me: Well Ithat/I went well.

Warrl, Gwena, and Rolan all together: IUhuh!/I

Me rolling my eyes: Warrl, go fetch more audience members.

Warrl: IYes'm!/I

Warrl trots out.

Crickets chirp.

Me: Um.COMMERCIAL BREAK!

Gwena and Rolan: AAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!

(elevator music.again)