Chapter 11

Chibi walked down the streets with Vegeta and Bulma, his arms crossed perfectly over his chest with the worst scowl on his face.

Bulma had bought him a pair of shorts just like Vegeta's and literally forced them onto him, with Vegeta's help of course.

Chibi murmured insults to Bulma until they got to a concession stand and he smelt the food.

Bulma instantly put her arm out beside her.

Chibi ran right into it, his forehead hitting straight on with the pointy rings on her fingers.

Chibi let out another scowl,

"I'm hungry woman, let me eat!"

Vegeta grabbed the back of Chibi's shorts and lifted him up, so he couldn't get away,

"Listen, when she says no eating it's usually for a good reason so you better not bug her about it, or would you like me to blow your head off right now?"

Chibi scowled,

"You can't blow my head off because if you kill your past self then there will be NO future self to be around so once again I've outsmarted myself."

Vegeta shook Chibi,

"I won't kill you then, I'll just beat you to a pulp!"

Chibi crossed his arms and looked to the cement madly as Vegeta carried him by his oversized shorts.

Bulma smiled,

"You are learning quite well young grasshopper."

Vegeta even smirked at that.

Chibi looked up at her,

"I am not a grasshopper woman and the only reason I am listening to myself is because I trust myself and am hungry and don't have the energy to yell at you"

Bulma looked back,

"Maybe I wont take you guys to the buffet anymore, maybe we could just go down there to the beach and take a swim, or lay there until I get hungry and you two are too starved to walk? Should I do that . . . I think I will, now follow me you two."

Vegeta stopped dead in his tracts, his jaw hung down, "B-b-b-b but B- Bulma!?"

Bulma turned to him,

"Yes Vegeta?"

Vegeta narrowed his eyes and put the same scowl on his face that Chibi had on.

"Sorry to say Bulma, but we are hungry NOW!"

he yelled.

Bulma giggled and skipped up to him,

"Lets go eat then!"

Chibi starred at her with his jaw down as she jogged off to a buffet house.

"Is she always like that?"

he asked weakly.

Vegeta growled deep in his throat and slowly followed her, putting Chibi down to the cement,

"That isn't the best job she's done before, trust me she's a lot worse when you hit her the wrong way."

Chibi ran after the longer strided Vegeta,

"You hit your mate?"

Vegeta looked Bulma's body up and down,

"I would never be able to live with myself if I did, she's to . . . precious . . to hit. Except when we're in bed, I can hurt her a little, but I still feel guilty about it. But she does like it."

Chibi nodded but didn't really want that kind of information,

"I can see why you wouldn't hurt her, she's got a vibe about her."

Vegeta nodded and opened the swinging door for Chibi, the smell of many different types of foods filled their lungs.

Bulma was hading hundred dollar bills to the person at the front, insisting that they would need it when her husband and 'son' were through with the place.

Vegeta walked past Bulma and straight to the trays with the plates on them.

He went foreword and started scooping food into the plate.

Chibi followed, stacking his plate high then following Vegeta to a table and wolfing it all down.

Bulma sat down and started to eat her food while both Vegeta's wet up to the buffet table for the 5th time.

* * *

Goku laughed loudly with Trunks and Goten.

Chi-chi was beginning to become infuriated, it had all started when Goten began making funny faces at the back of Goku's head, Trunks eventually started to spit little spit balls at the back of Goku's head.

Goku hadn't noticed until one of the spit balls went in between two clumps of Goku's hair and hit the middle of the T.V. screen.

Since then Goku had started a war with Goten and Trunks, spit balls flew around the living room, kitchen, bedrooms, and outside; and the whole time they had all been shaking the house with their laughter.

"And here I am cooking for them, for the past two hours I have been slaving myself over this stove and making their stupid meals . . . will I ever get any respect around here?!"

Goten ran up to her and ran under her skirt.

He peered out around the kitchen through the slit on the side.

Goku slithered on the floor past the doorway to the kitchen.

Chi-chi felt the vibrations of a snicker from Goten's chest against her leg as he raised the straw and wet the ball of paper in his mouth.

Goku peered around, holding the straw against his lips, trying to flatten himself against the floor the best he could.

A hollow sound echoed as the spit ball was blown out of the straw.

Goku looked over to the sound and a big wet gob hit the middle of his forehead.

Another loud roar of laughter came out from inside Chi-chi's skirt as Goten ran to the window.

Chi-chi watched as Goten squirmed out of the window and managed to peg Trunks as he did it.

Goku laughed then snickered, dissolving and re-appearing outside in front of Goten who was being chased by Trunks.

Goku rolled up two spit gobs in his mouth and got both Trunks and Goten in the forehead.

Goten laughed and chased after him while Trunks ran to the opposite direction so he could trap Goku.

But Goku jumped up to the roof and watched and Trunks and Goten ran into each other.

Kurilln walked around the corner,

"Goteeewwwwww that is discusting, ugggghhh, that had a lot of spit on it!"

"Oh sorry mister Kurilln!"

Goten murmured.

"I thought you were his daddy!"

Trunks laughed

"Yah, I'm sure you did, us two only have a size difference of about five feet in height! By the way, where is he?"

Goten shrugged,

"If we knew then maybe we would be attacking him with these spit balls."

Kurilln nodded,

"Yah well how about you tell him that I came over for a chat and will be eating his food if he takes to long."

Goku glared at the side of Kurilln's head,

'I'll kill him before he eats all 'my' food, or until then.'

Goku rolled the three balls up on his tongue and positioned the straw at Kurilln's face and he also held his hand out beside his mouth where he could easily suck up the pile of spit balls that he had been making as the unsuspecting midgets were talking.

Goku thought ahead and piled all the spit balls into his mouth, then like an automatic rifle he started to shoot them at Kurilln, then he switched to Trunks, then Goten until he ran out of ammo.

Kurilln glared into space through the spit balls.

Trunks began laughing hysterically and pointed at Kurilln.

Goten soon joined in.

Chi-chi appeared behind Kurilln with her hands on her hips and a glare that could cut Goku in half, starring right at Goten.

Kurilln growled in his throat and turned to look at Chi-chi.

Chi-chi looked down at Kurilln and a smile cracked on her face.

Kurilln's face began to turn red when Chi-chi laughed harder.

Goku jumped out from behind Chi-chi and clicked the camera a few times.

Goku had shot eyebrows, a smile, and some hair, and to top it off he had extended Kurilln's nose.

"Goku you are pathetic, shooting poor Kurilln with gobs of paper and spit."

Chi-chi murmured as she tried to re-group.

She looked up at Goten, he had a ball in the middle of his forehead, the tip of his nose, the middle of each cheek and eye brows.

Trunks looked the same.

"You two get cleaned up now, dinners almost ready."

With her arms crossed and nose in the air Chi-chi walked off, little did she know but her hair and back was covered by spit balls.

Trunks laughed at Kurilln for a few more seconds before grabbing Goten's arm and running into the house.

Kurilln wiped off the spit balls,

"Goku, I wanted to know if you felt that strange new presence come here a few days ago?"

Goku nodded,

"Yah I did, but from where I suspect it landed, it was right by Hawaii, and if it causes any trouble I'm sure that Vegeta can take care of it."

Kurilln nodded,

"I went halfway there and I think it's kinda weird though. I know that I've felt the exact power somewhere else before, but I can't place it."

"Hmmmm."

Goku hummed as he tried to sensor in on the power.

"Yah, now that you mention it, it does feel very familure. Do you know Bulma's hotel phone number, maybe Vegeta knows who it is?"

Kurilln shook his head,

"Chi-chi didn't want anybody to bother them so forbid Bulma or Vegeta to give the number to us."

Goku frowned,

"We should just go down there then, just a little 'vacation'."

Kurilln smirked,

"Vacation huh, are you sure Chi-chi would let us?"

Goku shrugged,

"I can always use the instant transmition to get to Vegeta."

Kurilln laughed,

"Great thinking Goku, except for the fact that I don't know how to do that!"

Goku smiled,

"I forgot, well, I should tell Chi-chi that I want to take Trunks and Goten out for a camping trip . . . you know how much she hates camping, that way we'll be able to go and she'll be able to stay here!"

Kurilln laughed wickedly,

"Yes, that would work!"

Goku ran off to the house,

"Chi-chi, I want to take the kids camping!"

Chi-chi tensed up, and she stared wide-eyed out the window,

"C-c-camp-p-ping, but I hate c-camping!"

Goku frowned,

"Well that's too bad, it's really a lot of fun, if you take out the hundreds of bugs, snakes, wildlife, no electronics, no T.V., nothing but the great outdoors and pure silence of sitting on a rock and fishing all day!"

Chi-chi twitched her brow and looked at Goku,

"I AM NOT GOING CAMPING!"

Goku smiled,

"But Trunks and Goten can right?"

Chi-chi nodded,

"Go as long as you want, just don't be bringing home any pets that you'll forget about in two minutes. Plus . . . no more little dragons, Icerus was one mistake that you let happen, IT WILL NOT HAPPEN AGAIN! And don't forget, the tutor will be back in a few day's, and I want those two to be back by then!!"

Goku nodded,

"Sure honey, we'll be gone for a while, but we'll be back soon!"

Goku ran off to tell Trunks and Goten to pack up.

Which they did in a few minutes.

Kurilln sat out in the kitchen, watching Chi-chi pack food for the three boys,

"I don't think you guys should go camping anymore, you know why?"

Chi-chi asked the room and Kurilln.

"Why?"

Kurilln asked.

Chi-chi turned and pointed a flipper at Kurilln,

"Because every time you all go out, something happens . . . like that giant tree, garlic, lord slug . . . I just worry that maybe it will happen every time you all go out!"

Kurilln shrugged,

"But not once have we not been able to take care of it!"

Chi-chi frowned and turned back to her cooking,

"Yah I guess your right, but still you can't blame me for worrying, it's not like every mother gets to have a husband and two sons with super powers."

Kurilln chuckled,

"Supper powers huh, not really, just defenders of the earth, and besides, we're all pretty strong!"

Goku came in with his little troop behind him,

"We're just gonna eat the dinner you made for us then we'll leave kay Chi- chi?"

Chi-chi sighed,

"I'm gonna miss you guys."

Goku walked foreword and hugged Chi-chi,

"Don't worry, nothing will happen!"

"Yah, yah, that's what you said the last time."

Goku smiled and sat down at the table and started eating.

Kurilln nibbled on some food and watched Goten who was eating at the same speed as Goku.

Trunks on the other hand was eating just a little bit faster, Kurilln could remember going over to Capsule Corp. once, Vegeta and Goku ate nearly everything and were still hungry, even Goku had said that the only thing Vegeta would ever be able too beat him at was eating faster and eating more.

"Guess he got it from Vegeta then."

Goku looked up at Kurilln,

"What was that?"

Kurilln nudged his head over to Trunks and Goten,

"Look at Trunks."

Goku chuckled,

"He does eat like his father, huh, he might have gotten his looks from mostly Bulma, but man can that kid eat!"

Kurilln nodded,

"Yah, it's amazing. So we're gonna camp in the same spot as always or a different campsite?"

Goku shrugged,

"Why don't we let the kids decide where we go?"

Kurilln chuckled,

"Okay man, but if we end up on the edge of a cliff, and we happen to fall off when we're sleeping, then I'm blaming you!"

Goku laughed and sucked up some more food.

* * *

Vegeta leaned back in his chair, it had been a long time since he had actually ate until he was full.

Chibi leaned back and put his feet on the table,

"Earth food tastes pretty good."

Vegeta looked at Bulma and half smiled,

"That was great woman."

Chibi glanced from Vegeta to Bulma who smiled and sipped her milkshake,

"I know it was, but you shouldn't eat that much for a while, I can already see fat on you."

Vegeta put his hands to his stomach and poked it,

"I sure can't feel any fat, are you sure?"

Bulma giggled,

"You don't like it when people say your fat do you, but if you really want too know, it's right . . . there."

Bulma reached over the table and grabbed Vegeta's love handles.

He looked down to the side of his waist and twitched when Bulma was able to poke her finger into his sides and make a dent.

"And I know that you're flexing your muscles."

Vegeta reached foreword and poked Bulma's stomach,

"And you don't call that fat?!"

Bulma glared at him and sat back down,

"It is not fat Vegeta, if I did a few pushup's and sit ups every day then that weak muscle would be just as toned as yours."

Vegeta smirked and leaned foreword, putting his chin into his fists,

"Is that so?"

Bulma mimicked him,

"Yes Vegeta, it is."

Chibi stared at the two, their noses almost touched and they were glaring daggers at each other.

'these two are insane! She's got my future self whipped! But I've got her on the run. Can't even imagine what their like when they fight!'

Authors note:

So you guy's like, I know it's not the best, but interesting things will happen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!