Captain N: The Game Master
Volume 1: The Game Masters
Track 18: Videoland - Lana realizes they need a strong leader
Started Writing: Monday, July 15, 2002, 7:27 PM
Finished Writing: 7:45 PM
Friday, September 7, 2001, 3:10 PM
Sound effect of a mechanical door sliding open. Three sets of footsteps
are heard. The door closes.
Lana, Samus, and Joanna enter Dr. Light's laboratory.
Samus:
Why the hell did we pull back?!
Lana:
We couldn't have beaten them, Samus.
Samus:
We could if you let me do my job!
Lana:
We need to bolster our ranks.
Joanna:
Any suggestions?
Short pause.
Lana:
Yo! Roll!
Roll walks into the room.
Roll:
(annoyed)
You bellowed, Your Rudeness?
Lana:
What are the chances of the existence of another universe?
Roll:
(matter-of-factly)
Snowball's chance in Hell. That's why they call it a UNIverse.
Lana:
Well, let's say you're wrong. Could there exist a universe where people
play simulations based on the worlds in OUR universe?
Short pause.
Roll:
I guess.
Lana:
(forceful)
Find one. Then run a search for people with high scores.
Roll:
(very worried)
But -
Lana:
Now!
Roll:
(resigned)
Fine, but YOU'RE paying Dr. Light's electric bill.
Samus:
What the hell are you doing?
Lana:
(cheerful)
Getting a little help.
Volume 1: The Game Masters
Track 18: Videoland - Lana realizes they need a strong leader
Started Writing: Monday, July 15, 2002, 7:27 PM
Finished Writing: 7:45 PM
Friday, September 7, 2001, 3:10 PM
Sound effect of a mechanical door sliding open. Three sets of footsteps
are heard. The door closes.
Lana, Samus, and Joanna enter Dr. Light's laboratory.
Samus:
Why the hell did we pull back?!
Lana:
We couldn't have beaten them, Samus.
Samus:
We could if you let me do my job!
Lana:
We need to bolster our ranks.
Joanna:
Any suggestions?
Short pause.
Lana:
Yo! Roll!
Roll walks into the room.
Roll:
(annoyed)
You bellowed, Your Rudeness?
Lana:
What are the chances of the existence of another universe?
Roll:
(matter-of-factly)
Snowball's chance in Hell. That's why they call it a UNIverse.
Lana:
Well, let's say you're wrong. Could there exist a universe where people
play simulations based on the worlds in OUR universe?
Short pause.
Roll:
I guess.
Lana:
(forceful)
Find one. Then run a search for people with high scores.
Roll:
(very worried)
But -
Lana:
Now!
Roll:
(resigned)
Fine, but YOU'RE paying Dr. Light's electric bill.
Samus:
What the hell are you doing?
Lana:
(cheerful)
Getting a little help.
