Mario Millennium Series - Humor/Parody
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~Prologue~
Mario and friends meet over an aerial crisis and party their way through sports and racing. However, there's a bigger threat that awaits...and it's time for you to revisit it!
~Note~
This fanfic's chapters are written over many different parts of time. Some were written back a while back. Some were written more recently. But I'm finally sending this in. Enjoy the humor! Chapters are recently named, unlike their content.
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Oceanic Crisis (July 1999)
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Mario: I wonder if Yoshi is O.K. in the terrible storm on Yoshi's Island.
Mario: Donkey Kong went somewhere and got lost. I wonder if he is OK after he went the wrong direction?
Mario: I also hear that Peach was sent a letter by an anonymous writer that she was stupid.
Mario: And now I hear that Luigi and Wario aren't coming to my party, but why?
Mario: Now that I'm at the party already and no one else has arrived, I might as well go rescue Yoshi.
(Mario's plane flies across the ocean to Yoshi's Island, when his plane suddenly gets hit by the massive storm, and also trapped in the fog. His plane starts to drop.)
Mario: Ahhh! My plane is dropping! I must phone Yoshi!
(Yoshi recieves the call.)
Mario: Here we go again...
Yoshi: This is the great green Yoshi. Who is this?
Mario: Hello, Yoshi. This is Mario.
Yoshi: Hey, Mario! What's up?
Mario: My plane crashed into the sea, but this plane can float!
Yoshi: Well, that's a strange plane? Why?
Mario: I don't know, but find a way to save me! I was trying to find you to see if you were all right from the storm. Is there any way?
Yoshi: Where are you?
Mario: I don't know, but I can see your island.
Yoshi: Okay, I'll come right away.
Mario: Also, I'm going to kill my brother Luigi!
(While Yoshi and Mario were having their conversation, Peach saw the letter and thought the letter was from Mario and called Donkey Kong to come after surfing the internet (who went to her castle by accident).
Peach: Come here right now.
Donkey Kong: I'm coming.
Peach: I think Mario wrote this letter.
(Donkey Kong read it):
You are so stupid, Peach. You were very dumb. Very dumb.
From: The King of Dumb Koopas
Donkey Kong: I agree.
Peach: Let's find him and kill him.
Donkey Kong: He's in the middle of Yoshi's Ocean.
Peach: You mean he's with Yoshi right now?
Donkey Kong: Yes. I saw it on the internet.
(Peach's internet detects random news in just a few seconds)
Peach: Now let's go and kill them! Good job for finding them. Now let's go!
(While Peach and Donkey Kong were starting to leave):
Wario: We're getting lots of coins and stars. We're getting rich!
Luigi: I know. I'm glad we didn't go to my brother's party yet.
(Luigi goes on the internet.)
Wario: You check out how to get more stars while I get more stars. I really want to buy a cake to eat.
Luigi: Oh no you won't. Um, Um, Um, you punk!
Wario: What's the matter, Luigi?
Luigi: I found out Donkey Kong stole some coins from us. And we're going to steal them back!
Wario: Then we'll go to the party and show them what's up!
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Please R&R (read and review) this fanfic! A comment means you've read it and that means a lot for me to know you people actually read them! Thanks! - YoyoYoshi
FANFICTION.NET
~Prologue~
Mario and friends meet over an aerial crisis and party their way through sports and racing. However, there's a bigger threat that awaits...and it's time for you to revisit it!
~Note~
This fanfic's chapters are written over many different parts of time. Some were written back a while back. Some were written more recently. But I'm finally sending this in. Enjoy the humor! Chapters are recently named, unlike their content.
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Oceanic Crisis (July 1999)
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Mario: I wonder if Yoshi is O.K. in the terrible storm on Yoshi's Island.
Mario: Donkey Kong went somewhere and got lost. I wonder if he is OK after he went the wrong direction?
Mario: I also hear that Peach was sent a letter by an anonymous writer that she was stupid.
Mario: And now I hear that Luigi and Wario aren't coming to my party, but why?
Mario: Now that I'm at the party already and no one else has arrived, I might as well go rescue Yoshi.
(Mario's plane flies across the ocean to Yoshi's Island, when his plane suddenly gets hit by the massive storm, and also trapped in the fog. His plane starts to drop.)
Mario: Ahhh! My plane is dropping! I must phone Yoshi!
(Yoshi recieves the call.)
Mario: Here we go again...
Yoshi: This is the great green Yoshi. Who is this?
Mario: Hello, Yoshi. This is Mario.
Yoshi: Hey, Mario! What's up?
Mario: My plane crashed into the sea, but this plane can float!
Yoshi: Well, that's a strange plane? Why?
Mario: I don't know, but find a way to save me! I was trying to find you to see if you were all right from the storm. Is there any way?
Yoshi: Where are you?
Mario: I don't know, but I can see your island.
Yoshi: Okay, I'll come right away.
Mario: Also, I'm going to kill my brother Luigi!
(While Yoshi and Mario were having their conversation, Peach saw the letter and thought the letter was from Mario and called Donkey Kong to come after surfing the internet (who went to her castle by accident).
Peach: Come here right now.
Donkey Kong: I'm coming.
Peach: I think Mario wrote this letter.
(Donkey Kong read it):
You are so stupid, Peach. You were very dumb. Very dumb.
From: The King of Dumb Koopas
Donkey Kong: I agree.
Peach: Let's find him and kill him.
Donkey Kong: He's in the middle of Yoshi's Ocean.
Peach: You mean he's with Yoshi right now?
Donkey Kong: Yes. I saw it on the internet.
(Peach's internet detects random news in just a few seconds)
Peach: Now let's go and kill them! Good job for finding them. Now let's go!
(While Peach and Donkey Kong were starting to leave):
Wario: We're getting lots of coins and stars. We're getting rich!
Luigi: I know. I'm glad we didn't go to my brother's party yet.
(Luigi goes on the internet.)
Wario: You check out how to get more stars while I get more stars. I really want to buy a cake to eat.
Luigi: Oh no you won't. Um, Um, Um, you punk!
Wario: What's the matter, Luigi?
Luigi: I found out Donkey Kong stole some coins from us. And we're going to steal them back!
Wario: Then we'll go to the party and show them what's up!
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Please R&R (read and review) this fanfic! A comment means you've read it and that means a lot for me to know you people actually read them! Thanks! - YoyoYoshi