Mario Millennium Series - Humor/Parody
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~Prologue~
Mario and friends meet over an aerial crisis and party their way through sports and racing. However, there's a bigger threat that awaits...and it's time for you to revisit it!
~Note~
This fanfic's chapters are written over many different parts of time. Some were written back a while back. Some were written more recently. But I'm finally sending this in. Enjoy the humor! Chapters are recently named, unlike their content.
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Party! (July 1999)
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(Yoshi finds out that Donkey Kong was going to kill them before he went to save Mario. Donkey Kong finds out Luigi is coming. And Luigi finds out Yoshi will get them. Peach goes to kill Mario, Wario goes to steal Peach's coins, and Mario goes to kill his brother, Luigi. While that happens, Peach, Wario, and Mario run around in circles. When Toad, Bowser, Koopa Troopa, and the Boo found out, they challenged something. They told the government that they will battle. (the 6 of them) Whoever gets the most stars and coins wins. They would have teamwork. Whoever wins gets to do almost anything to the others. If anyone goes to Toad, they will get a star if they give Toad 20 coins. If anyone goes to Bowser, he would steal a star from one of them. If anyone goes to Koopa Troopa, he will give one of them 10, 20 or 30 coins! If anyone goes to Boo, he will steal coins for them or if they want to steal a star, he can get 50 coins from them! If they stop somewhere, they mostly would be given coins from the Blue Yoshi, unless you lose coins from the Red Yoshi. They can also get 20 coins, go for a Chance Game, or get splatted by Toad's Attacks! First Koopa Troopa needed them to see who will get head starts. They rolled a die. Yoshi had a 10, Mario 9, Peach 8, Donkey Kong 7, Wario 2, Luigi 1. Note that Wario and Luigi had 7 stars and 70 coins at thebeginning. Yoshi moves and he gets 1,100 stars and 1,000 coins in just the first minute! Then Mario gets the same thing!)
Yoshi and Mario: We're getting rich!
Luigi and Wario: Yeah right, NOT!
Peach and Donkey Kong: We're going to beat you up!
(Then Peach goes and she only goes two meters in the minute because she accidentally trips on a bannana peel. Then Donkey Kong does the same thing. Wario forgot his map so he accidently went the wrong way and Luigi did the same. Then they all get teleported to a place. Where are they going now?)
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Please R&R (read and review) this fanfic! A comment means you've read it and that means a lot for me to know you people actually read them! Thanks! - YoyoYoshi
FANFICTION.NET
~Prologue~
Mario and friends meet over an aerial crisis and party their way through sports and racing. However, there's a bigger threat that awaits...and it's time for you to revisit it!
~Note~
This fanfic's chapters are written over many different parts of time. Some were written back a while back. Some were written more recently. But I'm finally sending this in. Enjoy the humor! Chapters are recently named, unlike their content.
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Party! (July 1999)
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(Yoshi finds out that Donkey Kong was going to kill them before he went to save Mario. Donkey Kong finds out Luigi is coming. And Luigi finds out Yoshi will get them. Peach goes to kill Mario, Wario goes to steal Peach's coins, and Mario goes to kill his brother, Luigi. While that happens, Peach, Wario, and Mario run around in circles. When Toad, Bowser, Koopa Troopa, and the Boo found out, they challenged something. They told the government that they will battle. (the 6 of them) Whoever gets the most stars and coins wins. They would have teamwork. Whoever wins gets to do almost anything to the others. If anyone goes to Toad, they will get a star if they give Toad 20 coins. If anyone goes to Bowser, he would steal a star from one of them. If anyone goes to Koopa Troopa, he will give one of them 10, 20 or 30 coins! If anyone goes to Boo, he will steal coins for them or if they want to steal a star, he can get 50 coins from them! If they stop somewhere, they mostly would be given coins from the Blue Yoshi, unless you lose coins from the Red Yoshi. They can also get 20 coins, go for a Chance Game, or get splatted by Toad's Attacks! First Koopa Troopa needed them to see who will get head starts. They rolled a die. Yoshi had a 10, Mario 9, Peach 8, Donkey Kong 7, Wario 2, Luigi 1. Note that Wario and Luigi had 7 stars and 70 coins at thebeginning. Yoshi moves and he gets 1,100 stars and 1,000 coins in just the first minute! Then Mario gets the same thing!)
Yoshi and Mario: We're getting rich!
Luigi and Wario: Yeah right, NOT!
Peach and Donkey Kong: We're going to beat you up!
(Then Peach goes and she only goes two meters in the minute because she accidentally trips on a bannana peel. Then Donkey Kong does the same thing. Wario forgot his map so he accidently went the wrong way and Luigi did the same. Then they all get teleported to a place. Where are they going now?)
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Please R&R (read and review) this fanfic! A comment means you've read it and that means a lot for me to know you people actually read them! Thanks! - YoyoYoshi