Mario Millennium Series - Humor/Parody
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~Prologue~
Mario and friends meet over an aerial crisis and party their way through sports and racing. However, there's a bigger threat that awaits...and it's time for you to revisit it!
~Note~
This fanfic's chapters are written over many different parts of time. Some were written back a while back. Some were written more recently. But I'm finally sending this in. Enjoy the humor! Chapters are recently named, unlike their content.
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Mario Kart Again (February 26th, 2000)
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(They all find themselves in a go-kart, and on the racetrack. They found out both Toad and Bowser had started the race 20 seconds ago..and they were on Rainbow Road. Exhausted, they ran for it, and Yoshi risked the shortcut, so he could have a lead. After 1 lap...)
Yoshi: I rock! (He was in 1st)
Toad: I'm real close to you now! I'm only 5 seconds behind 1st!(He was in 2nd)
Bowser: Not so fast! No one can get higher than 4th now! (3rd)
Luigi: No way! I'm only about 15 seconds behind you, Bowser! (4th)
Donkey Kong: No way! I'll beat up Luigi! (5th)
Wario: No, I can recover! (6th)
Peach: No, that's-se-calm! (7th)
Mario: No, I wish I didn't eat so much pasta...(8th)
(After one more lap...)
Toad: I recover quick, do I? (1st, 1 second ahead of Yoshi)
Yoshi: What the heck? (2nd, 1 second ahead of Luigi)
Luigi: HAHA! I like taking shortcuts!(3rd, 15 seconds ahead of Bowser)
Bowser: What the heck? He is too slow to put up shortcuts!(4th, 5 seconds ahead of Donkey Kong)
Donkey Kong: Are you talking to me? (5th, 1 second ahead of Yoyo Yoshi)
Yoyo Yoshi: Did anyone even know I entered the race? (6th, 15 seconds ahead of Wario)
Wario: Who's Yoyo Yoshi? (7th, 5 seconds ahead of Peach)
Peach: Is Yoyo Yoshi the Yoshi who started PVGHQ and Maroshimon World? (8th, 20 seconds ahead of Mario)
Mario: Yeah, I guess. (8th, 63 seconds behind leader Toad)
(At the finish line...)
Yoyo Yoshi: I am good!! (Yoyo Yoshi gets 7 seconds ahead of Toad, because of a shortcut)
Toad: No! I'm better! (He got 2nd, 6 seconds ahead of Yoshi)
Yoshi: I can't believe I only got 3rd! (He was in 3rd, and was 5 seconds ahead of Luigi)
Luigi: I wish I could prove it to Mario better...(He was in 4th, and was 25 seconds ahead of Donkey Kong)
Donkey Kong: Yeah! I took the lead from Bowser! (He was in 5th, and beat Bowser by 2 seconds)
Bowser: No! But that slow Mario! Ahah! (He was in 6th, and beat Wario by 25 seconds)
Wario: No! But I shall fry Mario! (He was in 7th, and beat Peach by 10 seconds)
Peach: At least I beat Mario...but I'm not made to be a racer, I'm made to be a princess. (She was in 8th, and beat Mario by 35 seconds)
Mario: No, I need to eat more pasta! (He was in 9th, and when Yoyo Yoshi went for another lap for fun, and Yoyo Yoshi overlapped Mario and won by 9 seconds, and Yoshi won by 3 seconds, but Toad lost by 1)
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Please R&R (read and review) this fanfic! A comment means you've read it and that means a lot for me to know you people actually read them! Thanks! - YoyoYoshi
FANFICTION.NET
~Prologue~
Mario and friends meet over an aerial crisis and party their way through sports and racing. However, there's a bigger threat that awaits...and it's time for you to revisit it!
~Note~
This fanfic's chapters are written over many different parts of time. Some were written back a while back. Some were written more recently. But I'm finally sending this in. Enjoy the humor! Chapters are recently named, unlike their content.
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Mario Kart Again (February 26th, 2000)
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(They all find themselves in a go-kart, and on the racetrack. They found out both Toad and Bowser had started the race 20 seconds ago..and they were on Rainbow Road. Exhausted, they ran for it, and Yoshi risked the shortcut, so he could have a lead. After 1 lap...)
Yoshi: I rock! (He was in 1st)
Toad: I'm real close to you now! I'm only 5 seconds behind 1st!(He was in 2nd)
Bowser: Not so fast! No one can get higher than 4th now! (3rd)
Luigi: No way! I'm only about 15 seconds behind you, Bowser! (4th)
Donkey Kong: No way! I'll beat up Luigi! (5th)
Wario: No, I can recover! (6th)
Peach: No, that's-se-calm! (7th)
Mario: No, I wish I didn't eat so much pasta...(8th)
(After one more lap...)
Toad: I recover quick, do I? (1st, 1 second ahead of Yoshi)
Yoshi: What the heck? (2nd, 1 second ahead of Luigi)
Luigi: HAHA! I like taking shortcuts!(3rd, 15 seconds ahead of Bowser)
Bowser: What the heck? He is too slow to put up shortcuts!(4th, 5 seconds ahead of Donkey Kong)
Donkey Kong: Are you talking to me? (5th, 1 second ahead of Yoyo Yoshi)
Yoyo Yoshi: Did anyone even know I entered the race? (6th, 15 seconds ahead of Wario)
Wario: Who's Yoyo Yoshi? (7th, 5 seconds ahead of Peach)
Peach: Is Yoyo Yoshi the Yoshi who started PVGHQ and Maroshimon World? (8th, 20 seconds ahead of Mario)
Mario: Yeah, I guess. (8th, 63 seconds behind leader Toad)
(At the finish line...)
Yoyo Yoshi: I am good!! (Yoyo Yoshi gets 7 seconds ahead of Toad, because of a shortcut)
Toad: No! I'm better! (He got 2nd, 6 seconds ahead of Yoshi)
Yoshi: I can't believe I only got 3rd! (He was in 3rd, and was 5 seconds ahead of Luigi)
Luigi: I wish I could prove it to Mario better...(He was in 4th, and was 25 seconds ahead of Donkey Kong)
Donkey Kong: Yeah! I took the lead from Bowser! (He was in 5th, and beat Bowser by 2 seconds)
Bowser: No! But that slow Mario! Ahah! (He was in 6th, and beat Wario by 25 seconds)
Wario: No! But I shall fry Mario! (He was in 7th, and beat Peach by 10 seconds)
Peach: At least I beat Mario...but I'm not made to be a racer, I'm made to be a princess. (She was in 8th, and beat Mario by 35 seconds)
Mario: No, I need to eat more pasta! (He was in 9th, and when Yoyo Yoshi went for another lap for fun, and Yoyo Yoshi overlapped Mario and won by 9 seconds, and Yoshi won by 3 seconds, but Toad lost by 1)
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Please R&R (read and review) this fanfic! A comment means you've read it and that means a lot for me to know you people actually read them! Thanks! - YoyoYoshi