Mario Millennium Series - Humor/Parody
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~Prologue~
Mario and friends meet over an aerial crisis and party their way through sports and racing. However, there's a bigger threat that awaits...and it's time for you to revisit it!
~Note~
This fanfic's chapters are written over many different parts of time. Some were written back a while back. Some were written more recently. But I'm finally sending this in. Enjoy the humor! Chapters are recently named, unlike their content.
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Shameful Quest (March 23, 2000)
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Mario: No way I am giving in this way! I want a fighting tournament!
Luigi: I'm ready!
Yoyo Yoshi: ME TOO!
Donkey Kong: Count me in!
Bowser: You sick losers....
Wario: You call me A LOSER?
Yoshi: Don't forget me!
(Suddenly Link pops up from somewhere!)
Link: Count me in!
Toad: I'll be helping here! First, Mario Mario vs. Luigi vs. Yoyo Yoshi versus Donkey Kong! 3, 2, 1, LET THE BATTLE BEGIN! Hey Yoshi you and that green sword guy go and announce the moves!
Link: Hey I'm Link!
Toad: Alright Link.
Yoshi: And Yoyo Yoshi ground pounds on all three of them, sending them all out of the stadium...oh no! The stadium is exploding! Let's go!
Link: And Mario, Luigi and Donkey Kong is out!
Toad: So all 3 of you will have a battle which includes Yoyo Yoshi! 3, 2, 1, go!
Peach: Hi Toad!
Toad: Would you want to help with the moves?
Peach: Sure, but what is a move?
Toad: Anyway...oh and Yoyo Yoshi licks them all into an egg...
Peach: ...and what is going on? Looks dangerous. *winks*
Toad: And Yoyo Yoshi kicks them all into a river!
(And all 3 go outside to see the 6 fighters' looks.)
Mario: I could have won!
Luigi Me too!
Yoshi: Me three!
(Suddenly Yoshi1466 pops up)
Yoshi1466: I can beat you!
Yoyo Yoshi: Hey about a kart race?
Mario: I am good!
Luigi: Yeah right...you're too fat!
Mario: We'll see about that!
Toad: Add me in the first race!
Bowser: Let's go play some golf.
Wario: Yeah, I can beat them any time!
Luigi: SO Mario, me, Yoyo Yoshi, Yoshi1466 and Toad will race?
Yoyo Yoshi: Yes.
Peach: Could I play golf?
Yoyo Yoshi: Sure, but don't get kidnapped by Bowser!
(Bowser bursts out laughing)
Bowser: Nah, I won't. Not this time.
Wario: Yeah.
Yoshi: I want some golf!
Donkey Kong: I'll have a kart race with that funny looking mushroom.
Toad: Hey that's me!
Donkey Kong: Sorry Toad.
(Kart Race)
Mario: Race time! I can beat all of you!
Toad: No I am the fastest!
Donkey Kong: No way!
Yoyo Yoshi: Let's just begin the race on Rainbow Road.
Luigi: Yeah!
Yoshi1466: OK, let's begin! 3, 2, 1, GO!
(After 1 lap....)
Yoyo Yoshi: I am fast! (He was in 1st place, and 5 seconds ahead of Yoshi1466, and meanwhile...)
(Golf Tournament)
Peach: Could I go first?
Yoshi: Well, you can...
Wario: I'll go first!
Bowser: Wario, you can go first.
(And it begins...)
Wario: I am good! I hit it on the green on this par 4 in one shot!
Peach: My turn.
(Peach hits ball and as it lands...)
Peach: Nice shot isn't it?
The Others: NO WAY!
Peach: Hey, calm down!
(Meanwhile...the Kart Race)
Yoshi1466: I can't believe they are so slow! But I need to catch up with Yoyo Yoshi! (He was in 2nd place, and 15 seconds ahead of Toad)
Toad: Wow, those Yoshis are fast! (He was in 3rd place, and 15 seconds ahead of Luigi)
Luigi: See I told you I am better than my brother Mario! (He was in 4th place, and 5 seconds ahead of Donkey Kong)
Donkey Kong: Mario is no match for me in speed! (He was in 5th place, 15 seconds ahead of Mario)
Mario: I must eat more pasta to beat Luigi! (He was in last place, and 55 seconds behind leader Yoyo Yoshi, and meanwhile in the Golf Tournament...)
Bowser: It's my turn! (He uses the golf club to hit both Peach and the golf ball 300 yards away)
Peach: OUCH!
Yoshi: I'll show you!
(Yoshi licks Bowser and spits him out 500 yards away, and off into the water. Bowser swims back and is very furious)
Bowser: You dummy!
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Please R&R (read and review) this fanfic! A comment means you've read it and that means a lot for me to know you people actually read them! Thanks! - YoyoYoshi
FANFICTION.NET
~Prologue~
Mario and friends meet over an aerial crisis and party their way through sports and racing. However, there's a bigger threat that awaits...and it's time for you to revisit it!
~Note~
This fanfic's chapters are written over many different parts of time. Some were written back a while back. Some were written more recently. But I'm finally sending this in. Enjoy the humor! Chapters are recently named, unlike their content.
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Shameful Quest (March 23, 2000)
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Mario: No way I am giving in this way! I want a fighting tournament!
Luigi: I'm ready!
Yoyo Yoshi: ME TOO!
Donkey Kong: Count me in!
Bowser: You sick losers....
Wario: You call me A LOSER?
Yoshi: Don't forget me!
(Suddenly Link pops up from somewhere!)
Link: Count me in!
Toad: I'll be helping here! First, Mario Mario vs. Luigi vs. Yoyo Yoshi versus Donkey Kong! 3, 2, 1, LET THE BATTLE BEGIN! Hey Yoshi you and that green sword guy go and announce the moves!
Link: Hey I'm Link!
Toad: Alright Link.
Yoshi: And Yoyo Yoshi ground pounds on all three of them, sending them all out of the stadium...oh no! The stadium is exploding! Let's go!
Link: And Mario, Luigi and Donkey Kong is out!
Toad: So all 3 of you will have a battle which includes Yoyo Yoshi! 3, 2, 1, go!
Peach: Hi Toad!
Toad: Would you want to help with the moves?
Peach: Sure, but what is a move?
Toad: Anyway...oh and Yoyo Yoshi licks them all into an egg...
Peach: ...and what is going on? Looks dangerous. *winks*
Toad: And Yoyo Yoshi kicks them all into a river!
(And all 3 go outside to see the 6 fighters' looks.)
Mario: I could have won!
Luigi Me too!
Yoshi: Me three!
(Suddenly Yoshi1466 pops up)
Yoshi1466: I can beat you!
Yoyo Yoshi: Hey about a kart race?
Mario: I am good!
Luigi: Yeah right...you're too fat!
Mario: We'll see about that!
Toad: Add me in the first race!
Bowser: Let's go play some golf.
Wario: Yeah, I can beat them any time!
Luigi: SO Mario, me, Yoyo Yoshi, Yoshi1466 and Toad will race?
Yoyo Yoshi: Yes.
Peach: Could I play golf?
Yoyo Yoshi: Sure, but don't get kidnapped by Bowser!
(Bowser bursts out laughing)
Bowser: Nah, I won't. Not this time.
Wario: Yeah.
Yoshi: I want some golf!
Donkey Kong: I'll have a kart race with that funny looking mushroom.
Toad: Hey that's me!
Donkey Kong: Sorry Toad.
(Kart Race)
Mario: Race time! I can beat all of you!
Toad: No I am the fastest!
Donkey Kong: No way!
Yoyo Yoshi: Let's just begin the race on Rainbow Road.
Luigi: Yeah!
Yoshi1466: OK, let's begin! 3, 2, 1, GO!
(After 1 lap....)
Yoyo Yoshi: I am fast! (He was in 1st place, and 5 seconds ahead of Yoshi1466, and meanwhile...)
(Golf Tournament)
Peach: Could I go first?
Yoshi: Well, you can...
Wario: I'll go first!
Bowser: Wario, you can go first.
(And it begins...)
Wario: I am good! I hit it on the green on this par 4 in one shot!
Peach: My turn.
(Peach hits ball and as it lands...)
Peach: Nice shot isn't it?
The Others: NO WAY!
Peach: Hey, calm down!
(Meanwhile...the Kart Race)
Yoshi1466: I can't believe they are so slow! But I need to catch up with Yoyo Yoshi! (He was in 2nd place, and 15 seconds ahead of Toad)
Toad: Wow, those Yoshis are fast! (He was in 3rd place, and 15 seconds ahead of Luigi)
Luigi: See I told you I am better than my brother Mario! (He was in 4th place, and 5 seconds ahead of Donkey Kong)
Donkey Kong: Mario is no match for me in speed! (He was in 5th place, 15 seconds ahead of Mario)
Mario: I must eat more pasta to beat Luigi! (He was in last place, and 55 seconds behind leader Yoyo Yoshi, and meanwhile in the Golf Tournament...)
Bowser: It's my turn! (He uses the golf club to hit both Peach and the golf ball 300 yards away)
Peach: OUCH!
Yoshi: I'll show you!
(Yoshi licks Bowser and spits him out 500 yards away, and off into the water. Bowser swims back and is very furious)
Bowser: You dummy!
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Please R&R (read and review) this fanfic! A comment means you've read it and that means a lot for me to know you people actually read them! Thanks! - YoyoYoshi