Mario Millennium Series - Humor/Parody
FANFICTION.NET
~Prologue~
Mario and friends meet over an aerial crisis and party their way through sports and racing. However, there's a bigger threat that awaits...and it's time for you to revisit it!
~Note~
This fanfic's chapters are written over many different parts of time. Some were written back a while back. Some were written more recently. But I'm finally sending this in. Enjoy the humor! Chapters are recently named, unlike their content.
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Shameful Quest II (July 18, 2000)
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Yoshi: I don't break any legs...
Bowser: You little *****!
(Bowser goes up to Yoshi)
Yoshi: I'll show you!
(Yoshi licks up Bowser and spits him 5 miles away. Peach applauds, and meanwhile in the kart race...after two laps...)
Yoyo Yoshi: I rule! Hyrule! (He was in 1st place, and 40 seconds ahead of Yoshi1466)
Yoshi1466: Wow, he's good at shortcuts! (He was in 2nd place, and 3 seconds ahead of Toad)
Toad: Yes, I'm catching up! (He was in 3rd place, and 5 seconds ahead of Luigi)
Luigi: Yes, I'm catching up! (He was in 4th place, and 2 seconds ahead of Donkey Kong)
Donkey Kong: Getting close! Need to beat more of them! (He was in 5th place, and 35 seconds ahead of Mario)
Mario: Who's that Luigi_Link who entered the race? (He was in 6th place, and is 40 seconds ahead of LL)
Luigi_Link: Am I fast or what? (He was in 7th place, and is 125 seconds behind leader Yoyo Yoshi)
(Meanwhile...in the golf tournament...)
(Peach's ball gets hit, rolls on the green, and goes in!)
Peach: WOW! THAT's AN EAGLE! BEAT THAT!
Yoshi: My turn!
Yoshi: (hits the ball from tee, rolls on the green, and goes in!) WOW! A HOLE-IN-ONE!
Yoshi: BEAT THAT!
Wario: My turn!
(Wario putts, and he putts too hard, and it goes into the deep water!)
Wario: WHAT THE?!
Yoshi: Want help?
Wario: NO WAY! MY TURN!
(Wario putts again, and putts way too hard,and he putts all the way to the tee shot place!)
Wario: WHAT THE?! is now going on?!!!!!!!?
(At the kart race's finish line...)
Yoyo Yoshi: I get 1st place! I'm the best! (He won, and was 0.01 seconds ahead of Yoshi1466)
Yoshi1466: What, he won? (He was in 2nd place, and was 0.01 seconds ahead of Toad)
(At the golf tournament...)
Yoshi: Please tee again! If you don't...I win the tournament!
Peach: And I get second!
Wario: FINE!
(Wario hits the tee shot, and it goes 5 miles away! 5 miles away...Bowser gets hit by a golf ball)
Bowser: Where am I?
(Bowser gets hit on the head by the golf ball)
Bowser: WHAT?!!? Who's ball is that?
(Bowser looks on the golf ball to see Wario's face)
Bowser: WARIO? I'll show him I'm the best BAD GUY!
(At the golf tournament...)
Yoshi: So I get 1st place...
Peach: I get 2nd place...
Yoshi: Wario gets 3rd place, and Bowser gets 4th place!
Wario: Hey, let's meet our Karty friends and enemies!
(At the kart race's finish line...)
Toad: Losing by 0.01 and 0.02 seconds to a pair of Yoshis? This sucks! (He was in 3rd place, and 0.98 seconds faster than LL)
Luigi_Link: Not bad recovery for a webmaster! (LL was in 4th place, and 1 second ahead of Luigi)
Luigi: Speaking of a close race! (Luigi was in 5th place, and 2 seconds ahead of Donkey Kong)
Donkey Kong: I won Mario fair and square! (Donkey Kong was in 6th place, and 1 minute ahead of Mario)
Mario: I can't be a poor racer! I'm made to be one! (He was last)
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Please R&R (read and review) this fanfic! A comment means you've read it and that means a lot for me to know you people actually read them! Thanks! - YoyoYoshi
FANFICTION.NET
~Prologue~
Mario and friends meet over an aerial crisis and party their way through sports and racing. However, there's a bigger threat that awaits...and it's time for you to revisit it!
~Note~
This fanfic's chapters are written over many different parts of time. Some were written back a while back. Some were written more recently. But I'm finally sending this in. Enjoy the humor! Chapters are recently named, unlike their content.
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Shameful Quest II (July 18, 2000)
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Yoshi: I don't break any legs...
Bowser: You little *****!
(Bowser goes up to Yoshi)
Yoshi: I'll show you!
(Yoshi licks up Bowser and spits him 5 miles away. Peach applauds, and meanwhile in the kart race...after two laps...)
Yoyo Yoshi: I rule! Hyrule! (He was in 1st place, and 40 seconds ahead of Yoshi1466)
Yoshi1466: Wow, he's good at shortcuts! (He was in 2nd place, and 3 seconds ahead of Toad)
Toad: Yes, I'm catching up! (He was in 3rd place, and 5 seconds ahead of Luigi)
Luigi: Yes, I'm catching up! (He was in 4th place, and 2 seconds ahead of Donkey Kong)
Donkey Kong: Getting close! Need to beat more of them! (He was in 5th place, and 35 seconds ahead of Mario)
Mario: Who's that Luigi_Link who entered the race? (He was in 6th place, and is 40 seconds ahead of LL)
Luigi_Link: Am I fast or what? (He was in 7th place, and is 125 seconds behind leader Yoyo Yoshi)
(Meanwhile...in the golf tournament...)
(Peach's ball gets hit, rolls on the green, and goes in!)
Peach: WOW! THAT's AN EAGLE! BEAT THAT!
Yoshi: My turn!
Yoshi: (hits the ball from tee, rolls on the green, and goes in!) WOW! A HOLE-IN-ONE!
Yoshi: BEAT THAT!
Wario: My turn!
(Wario putts, and he putts too hard, and it goes into the deep water!)
Wario: WHAT THE?!
Yoshi: Want help?
Wario: NO WAY! MY TURN!
(Wario putts again, and putts way too hard,and he putts all the way to the tee shot place!)
Wario: WHAT THE?! is now going on?!!!!!!!?
(At the kart race's finish line...)
Yoyo Yoshi: I get 1st place! I'm the best! (He won, and was 0.01 seconds ahead of Yoshi1466)
Yoshi1466: What, he won? (He was in 2nd place, and was 0.01 seconds ahead of Toad)
(At the golf tournament...)
Yoshi: Please tee again! If you don't...I win the tournament!
Peach: And I get second!
Wario: FINE!
(Wario hits the tee shot, and it goes 5 miles away! 5 miles away...Bowser gets hit by a golf ball)
Bowser: Where am I?
(Bowser gets hit on the head by the golf ball)
Bowser: WHAT?!!? Who's ball is that?
(Bowser looks on the golf ball to see Wario's face)
Bowser: WARIO? I'll show him I'm the best BAD GUY!
(At the golf tournament...)
Yoshi: So I get 1st place...
Peach: I get 2nd place...
Yoshi: Wario gets 3rd place, and Bowser gets 4th place!
Wario: Hey, let's meet our Karty friends and enemies!
(At the kart race's finish line...)
Toad: Losing by 0.01 and 0.02 seconds to a pair of Yoshis? This sucks! (He was in 3rd place, and 0.98 seconds faster than LL)
Luigi_Link: Not bad recovery for a webmaster! (LL was in 4th place, and 1 second ahead of Luigi)
Luigi: Speaking of a close race! (Luigi was in 5th place, and 2 seconds ahead of Donkey Kong)
Donkey Kong: I won Mario fair and square! (Donkey Kong was in 6th place, and 1 minute ahead of Mario)
Mario: I can't be a poor racer! I'm made to be one! (He was last)
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Please R&R (read and review) this fanfic! A comment means you've read it and that means a lot for me to know you people actually read them! Thanks! - YoyoYoshi