Mario Millennium Series - Humor/Parody

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~Prologue~

Mario and friends meet over an aerial crisis and party their way through sports and racing. However, there's a bigger threat that awaits...and it's time for you to revisit it!

~Note~

This fanfic's chapters are written over many different parts of time. Some were written back a while back. Some were written more recently. But I'm finally sending this in. Enjoy the humor! Chapters are recently named, unlike their content.

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Mario Tennis! (August 5, 2000)

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Yoyo Yoshi: Well, I'm good at racing!

Yoshi1466: You sure are.

Mario: Hey, let's play some tennis!

Luigi: Yeah!

Yoyo Yoshi: How about this: Me and Yoshi1466 vs. Mario and Luigi.

Mario: OK!

Yoshi1466: Then Peach and Toad vs. Yoshi and Luigi_Link.

Donkey Kong: Then Me and Bowser vs. Wario and that Waluigi guy.

Wario: Don't make fun of my brother!

Luigi_Link: Oh, just shut up!

Yoyo Yoshi: OK, now it's planned, let's go!

Luigi_Link: I'll be announcer for now.

Waluigi: Add me in!

Luigi_Link: Umm...sure.

Waluigi: And now, for the thousands in attendance, and...

Luigi_Link: ...the millions watching around the world...

Waluigi: ..., ladies and gentlemen...

Both: Let the tennis match begin! (Huh? Tennis match?)

Luigi_Link: Yoyo Yoshi is the server.

Waluigi: Yoyo Yoshi serves, and the ball goes to stupid Luigi!

Luigi_Link: The great Luigi hits the ball over to Yoshi1466.

Waluigi: Yoshi1466 hits the ball to Mario.

Luigi_Link: Mario hits the ball hard, and scores!

Waluigi: Stupid Mario Bros. 15, Yoshis Love.

Yoshi1466: Hey, we don't love anyone!

Waluigi: Oh just shut up!

Luigi_Link: Luigi serves, and scores!

Waluigi: Stupid Luigi Bros. 30, Yoshis Love.

Yoshi1466: I SAID STOP SAYING LOVE!

Luigi_Link: Mario serves, and hits the ball to Yoyo Yoshi.

Waluigi: Yoyo Yoshi hits the ball, and scores!

Luigi_Link: Super Luigi Bros. 30, Yoshis 15.

Waluigi: Yoshi1466 serves, and scores!

Luigi_Link: Super Luigi Bros. 30, Yoshis 30.

Waluigi: Yoyo Yoshi serves, and scores! Go YOSHIS! Luigi sucks!

Luigi: YOU SHOULD SHUT UP!

Luigi_Link: Super Luigi Bros. 30, Yoshis 40.

Waluigi: Yoshi1466 serves, and hits the ball to Mario.

Wario: It's Fartio!

Mario: Man you guys are pathetic!

Waluigi: Mario hits, and scores! NOOOO!

Luigi_Link: Super Luigi Bros. 40, Yoshis 40.

Waluigi: Yoshi1466 serves, and scores! GO!

Luigi_Link: *ignores Waluigi* Super Luigi Bros. 40, Yoshis 50.

Waluigi: Yoyo Yoshi serves, and scores! THE YOSHIS WIN!

Luigi_Link: Final score: Super Luigi Bros. 40, Yoshis 60!

Waluigi: It's our turn to play, right?

Luigi_Link: No it's our turn. So Yoyo Yoshi can replace me as commentator.

Yoyo Yoshi: Sure.

Waluigi: YAY! I HATE THAT LL! I like Yoshis!

Yoyo Yoshi: Oh, whatever.

Waluigi: And now, for the thousands in attendance, and...

Yoyo Yoshi: ...the billions of Yoshis and PoKeMoN worldwide...

Waluigi: It's the great Waluigi!

Yoyo Yoshi: The powerful Yoyo Yoshi/Lugia007!

Waluigi: Let the tennis match begin!

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Please R&R (read and review) this fanfic! A comment means you've read it and that means a lot for me to know you people actually read them! Thanks! - YoyoYoshi