Mario Millennium Series - Humor/Parody
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~Prologue~
Mario and friends meet over an aerial crisis and party their way through sports and racing. However, there's a bigger threat that awaits...and it's time for you to revisit it!
~Note~
This fanfic's chapters are written over many different parts of time. Some were written back a while back. Some were written more recently. But I'm finally sending this in. Enjoy the humor! Chapters are recently named, unlike their content.
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The Movie of Coolness! (August 6, 2000)
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Narrator: Last time, Yoyo Yoshi went from the PoKeMoN League all the way to the Mushroom Kingdom to play tennis with Mario and co. There's a lot more coming up!
Yoyo Yoshi: It's time for our second tennis match!
Waluigi: Yeah!
Yoyo Yoshi: Let's....
Lugia007 (from Yoyo Yoshi's Pokeball): I'm leaving!
Yoyo Yoshi: No you're not!
Lugia007: Divination!
Waluigi: *gets hit by blast* Ouch! *faints*
Wario: You little ******!
Lugia007: Divination!
Wario: *faints*
Yoyo Yoshi: Don't do it on me! *leaves to get a million melons*
Lugia007: Me too! *leaves on the road*
Mario: Well, you guys-a-still need to-a-a play! Let's go to Lugia007.
Lugia007: Well, my birthday is gonna happen soon, it's August 9th! It's already August 6th!
Voice: Hey, that's a Lugia! Let's catch it!
Lugia007: Oh it's Team Rocket. *ignores them*
Voice: I, Lawrence III, will catch Lugia!
Lugia007: Oh you. *ignores him*
Voice: Yeah, Bowser and co. will catch Lugia*
Lugia007: Oh Bowser. *ignores him*
Ganondorf: Don't forget me!
Master Hand: And me!
Sonic: And don't forget me!
Crash: And me!
Lugia007: What pathetic losers they are. *goes on his way*
Voice: Hey Lugia!
Lugia007: ???
Hawk: It's us!
David: And me!
Chuckie: And me!
Lugia007: Oh hi guys.
Kirby0007: Don't forget me!
Yoshi002: And me!
Lugia007: Oh not you Kirb. *uses divination on Kirb, he faints*
tharder9: Mew2000, go!
Lugia0007: *uses divination on tharder9, he faints*
Chris Jackson: *he had just crushed all of Asia* Haha!
Lugia007: *uses divination on Chris Jackson, he faints*
Chuckie: Wow, you're good!
Lugia007: Yeah I sure am.
David: We have lots of enemies to face!
Hawk: Yeah, our enemies are Lawrence III, Kirby0007, tharder9, Team Rocket, Ganondorf, Andross, Sonic, Crash, Bowser, Master Hand, Bomb-Ombs, and much more!
Lugia007: That is a problem.....
Jessie: Go, Arbok! Go, Lickitung!
James: Go Victreebell! Go Weezing! Go Meowth!
All: Attack!
Narrator: Bringing you...the Movie of Coolness!
The screen shows these credits:
Movie Director (of everything): Lugia007 / Yoyo Yoshi
(C) 2000 Lugia007 / Yoyo Yoshi. All rights reserved.
(C) 1995, 1996, 1998 Creatures, GameFreak, Nintendo.
(C) 2000 Nintendo Corporation
(C) 2000 Sony Corporation
(C) 2000 Sega Corporation
Lugia007: *uses divination on Team Rocket, they all faint*
Chuckie: Amazing! But there's lots!
Lawrence III: I've going to catch all the Legendary PoKeMoN!
David: Oh no...
Lawrence III: Go, Moltres, Articuno, Zapdos!
Bowser: Go Koopas, Goombas, and more!
Ganondorf: Go enemies!
Team Rocket: All PoKeMoN, out!
Andross: Enemies, go!
Chris Jackson: Gotta stomp!
Kirby0007 and tharder9: All PoKeMoN, out!
Crash and Sonic: Time to bump!
Master Hand: Time to attack!
Wario and Waluigi:The Wario bros. to attack!
Lugia007: Send out your PoKeMoN fast, people!
David: Snorlax, Mewtwo, Venusaur, and others, go!
Chuckie: Blastoise, Typhlosion, and more, go!
Hawk: Everest, Firestorm, Venusaur, Blastoise, Mewtwo, and more, go!
Lugia007: Gyarados, and all, go! *uses divination on all the Koopas, they all lose*
Team Rocket: All, attack Lugia007!
Chris Jackson: *stomps (it's like a world-wide earthquake)*
Hawk, Chuckie and David: Ahhh!
Lugia007: *uses humongous shield to save everything up to five miles around them*
Lugia007: Divination! *it blasts Chris Jackson out of the galaxy*
Hawk: Wow, you're great!
Lugia007: *uses shield again* I must use the shield to save this place, so get out!
Hawk and Chuckie and David: Sure. PoKeMoN, attack!
Bowser: Koopas and Goombas, attack!
Baby Bowser: Same here!
All others: Attack!
(At the same time, the tennis match had just begun when the earthquake shook...)
Mario: And Toad scores! Peach-a-Toad 15, Yoshcams 30.
Luigi: Toad serves the ball-a-and hits the ball-a-to......ahh! *the earthquake strikes*
Peach: Let's go into the house!
All: *go in*
Toad: *turns the TV on*
News Reporter: A humongous earthquake has just happened in Santa Clara, California, the epicenter. The earthquake was caused by a giant monster called Chris Jackson...according to Lugia007, who saved part of Santa Clara, and even a lot of Santa Clara County.
Mario: Whew, I'm glad-a-we are playing in-a-Santa Clara!
Luigi: Yeah, you're-a-right.
Donkey Kong: I think Captain Kool and Bowser and all those people called the earthquake.
Luigi: Come on Mario, let's-a-investigate!
Mario: I-a-will!
(back at the place)
Lugia007: *uses pollen bomb on enemies, all of them fall asleep*
Lugia007: *puts back shield on* Well, we sure need to survive this!
(Note to you unworthy readers :) : By now, the movie is already past 2 hours!)
Hawk: Yeah, the world will have problems! I mean, Lawrence III captured all of the legendary PoKeMoN, so now the weather is constantly changing!
David: Also, that Chris Jackson nearly exploded the whole planet with that!
Chuckie: We have to get the Legendary Birds out, or the Earth will be destroyed!
Hawk: *throws all three legendary PoKeMoN out at the same time*
Moltres: MOLTRES!
Zapdos: ZAP!
Articuno: CUNO!
Lugia007: The shield worked! I saved the world! WOHOO!
(back to Mario Bros.)
News Reporter: See that? Lugia007 has now saved the entire Earth!
Mario: Wow!
Luigi: Hey, let's go out and play tennis again!
Mario: *calls Lugia007 on the phone* Hey come here!
Lugia007: Sure, I'd like to watch you guys play tennis! *flies back with his friends*
Hawk: Hi, I'm Hawk! I'd be glad to be a commentator!
David: Me too!
Chuckie: Same here!
Lugia007: Let's re-continue!
Mario: The score was-a-Peach/Toad 15, Luigi_Yoshi 30.
Lugia007: Oh a tennis ball is falling!
Luigi: It must-a-have been-a-Luigi_Link's hit ball!
Hawk: And Toad hits the ball, and scores!
Lugia007: Wow!
(credits roll again)
Crowd: *cheers like there is no tomorrow*
Anonymous Member: BUT THERE ISN'T A TOMORROW!
Another Member in the Crowd: Get him!
(They beat him up)
Anonymous Member: Nooo...I just meant there might not be a tomorrow!
Yoyo Yoshi: You people are sucking the coolness out of me!
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Please R&R (read and review) this fanfic! A comment means you've read it and that means a lot for me to know you people actually read them! Thanks! - YoyoYoshi
FANFICTION.NET
~Prologue~
Mario and friends meet over an aerial crisis and party their way through sports and racing. However, there's a bigger threat that awaits...and it's time for you to revisit it!
~Note~
This fanfic's chapters are written over many different parts of time. Some were written back a while back. Some were written more recently. But I'm finally sending this in. Enjoy the humor! Chapters are recently named, unlike their content.
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The Movie of Coolness! (August 6, 2000)
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Narrator: Last time, Yoyo Yoshi went from the PoKeMoN League all the way to the Mushroom Kingdom to play tennis with Mario and co. There's a lot more coming up!
Yoyo Yoshi: It's time for our second tennis match!
Waluigi: Yeah!
Yoyo Yoshi: Let's....
Lugia007 (from Yoyo Yoshi's Pokeball): I'm leaving!
Yoyo Yoshi: No you're not!
Lugia007: Divination!
Waluigi: *gets hit by blast* Ouch! *faints*
Wario: You little ******!
Lugia007: Divination!
Wario: *faints*
Yoyo Yoshi: Don't do it on me! *leaves to get a million melons*
Lugia007: Me too! *leaves on the road*
Mario: Well, you guys-a-still need to-a-a play! Let's go to Lugia007.
Lugia007: Well, my birthday is gonna happen soon, it's August 9th! It's already August 6th!
Voice: Hey, that's a Lugia! Let's catch it!
Lugia007: Oh it's Team Rocket. *ignores them*
Voice: I, Lawrence III, will catch Lugia!
Lugia007: Oh you. *ignores him*
Voice: Yeah, Bowser and co. will catch Lugia*
Lugia007: Oh Bowser. *ignores him*
Ganondorf: Don't forget me!
Master Hand: And me!
Sonic: And don't forget me!
Crash: And me!
Lugia007: What pathetic losers they are. *goes on his way*
Voice: Hey Lugia!
Lugia007: ???
Hawk: It's us!
David: And me!
Chuckie: And me!
Lugia007: Oh hi guys.
Kirby0007: Don't forget me!
Yoshi002: And me!
Lugia007: Oh not you Kirb. *uses divination on Kirb, he faints*
tharder9: Mew2000, go!
Lugia0007: *uses divination on tharder9, he faints*
Chris Jackson: *he had just crushed all of Asia* Haha!
Lugia007: *uses divination on Chris Jackson, he faints*
Chuckie: Wow, you're good!
Lugia007: Yeah I sure am.
David: We have lots of enemies to face!
Hawk: Yeah, our enemies are Lawrence III, Kirby0007, tharder9, Team Rocket, Ganondorf, Andross, Sonic, Crash, Bowser, Master Hand, Bomb-Ombs, and much more!
Lugia007: That is a problem.....
Jessie: Go, Arbok! Go, Lickitung!
James: Go Victreebell! Go Weezing! Go Meowth!
All: Attack!
Narrator: Bringing you...the Movie of Coolness!
The screen shows these credits:
Movie Director (of everything): Lugia007 / Yoyo Yoshi
(C) 2000 Lugia007 / Yoyo Yoshi. All rights reserved.
(C) 1995, 1996, 1998 Creatures, GameFreak, Nintendo.
(C) 2000 Nintendo Corporation
(C) 2000 Sony Corporation
(C) 2000 Sega Corporation
Lugia007: *uses divination on Team Rocket, they all faint*
Chuckie: Amazing! But there's lots!
Lawrence III: I've going to catch all the Legendary PoKeMoN!
David: Oh no...
Lawrence III: Go, Moltres, Articuno, Zapdos!
Bowser: Go Koopas, Goombas, and more!
Ganondorf: Go enemies!
Team Rocket: All PoKeMoN, out!
Andross: Enemies, go!
Chris Jackson: Gotta stomp!
Kirby0007 and tharder9: All PoKeMoN, out!
Crash and Sonic: Time to bump!
Master Hand: Time to attack!
Wario and Waluigi:The Wario bros. to attack!
Lugia007: Send out your PoKeMoN fast, people!
David: Snorlax, Mewtwo, Venusaur, and others, go!
Chuckie: Blastoise, Typhlosion, and more, go!
Hawk: Everest, Firestorm, Venusaur, Blastoise, Mewtwo, and more, go!
Lugia007: Gyarados, and all, go! *uses divination on all the Koopas, they all lose*
Team Rocket: All, attack Lugia007!
Chris Jackson: *stomps (it's like a world-wide earthquake)*
Hawk, Chuckie and David: Ahhh!
Lugia007: *uses humongous shield to save everything up to five miles around them*
Lugia007: Divination! *it blasts Chris Jackson out of the galaxy*
Hawk: Wow, you're great!
Lugia007: *uses shield again* I must use the shield to save this place, so get out!
Hawk and Chuckie and David: Sure. PoKeMoN, attack!
Bowser: Koopas and Goombas, attack!
Baby Bowser: Same here!
All others: Attack!
(At the same time, the tennis match had just begun when the earthquake shook...)
Mario: And Toad scores! Peach-a-Toad 15, Yoshcams 30.
Luigi: Toad serves the ball-a-and hits the ball-a-to......ahh! *the earthquake strikes*
Peach: Let's go into the house!
All: *go in*
Toad: *turns the TV on*
News Reporter: A humongous earthquake has just happened in Santa Clara, California, the epicenter. The earthquake was caused by a giant monster called Chris Jackson...according to Lugia007, who saved part of Santa Clara, and even a lot of Santa Clara County.
Mario: Whew, I'm glad-a-we are playing in-a-Santa Clara!
Luigi: Yeah, you're-a-right.
Donkey Kong: I think Captain Kool and Bowser and all those people called the earthquake.
Luigi: Come on Mario, let's-a-investigate!
Mario: I-a-will!
(back at the place)
Lugia007: *uses pollen bomb on enemies, all of them fall asleep*
Lugia007: *puts back shield on* Well, we sure need to survive this!
(Note to you unworthy readers :) : By now, the movie is already past 2 hours!)
Hawk: Yeah, the world will have problems! I mean, Lawrence III captured all of the legendary PoKeMoN, so now the weather is constantly changing!
David: Also, that Chris Jackson nearly exploded the whole planet with that!
Chuckie: We have to get the Legendary Birds out, or the Earth will be destroyed!
Hawk: *throws all three legendary PoKeMoN out at the same time*
Moltres: MOLTRES!
Zapdos: ZAP!
Articuno: CUNO!
Lugia007: The shield worked! I saved the world! WOHOO!
(back to Mario Bros.)
News Reporter: See that? Lugia007 has now saved the entire Earth!
Mario: Wow!
Luigi: Hey, let's go out and play tennis again!
Mario: *calls Lugia007 on the phone* Hey come here!
Lugia007: Sure, I'd like to watch you guys play tennis! *flies back with his friends*
Hawk: Hi, I'm Hawk! I'd be glad to be a commentator!
David: Me too!
Chuckie: Same here!
Lugia007: Let's re-continue!
Mario: The score was-a-Peach/Toad 15, Luigi_Yoshi 30.
Lugia007: Oh a tennis ball is falling!
Luigi: It must-a-have been-a-Luigi_Link's hit ball!
Hawk: And Toad hits the ball, and scores!
Lugia007: Wow!
(credits roll again)
Crowd: *cheers like there is no tomorrow*
Anonymous Member: BUT THERE ISN'T A TOMORROW!
Another Member in the Crowd: Get him!
(They beat him up)
Anonymous Member: Nooo...I just meant there might not be a tomorrow!
Yoyo Yoshi: You people are sucking the coolness out of me!
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Please R&R (read and review) this fanfic! A comment means you've read it and that means a lot for me to know you people actually read them! Thanks! - YoyoYoshi