::cries:: NUUUUUU! ITZ THE LAST CHAPTER!!! NUUUUUUUU! ::echo, echo, echo::

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"So how was your guys' day?" Gokou said as he set up the TV tables next to the couch in the living

room.

"Ah, good Dad, but why are we eating in the living room again?" Gohan said, holding his plate of

food while blinking at his otoosan

"Well," Gokou stood up and, having a sweat drop, put his hand be hind his head "Vegita and I

kinda broke it on accident while we were training."

"How come you get to train in the kitchen and me and Trunks-kun can't!" Goten said, from the

kitchen, preparing his dinner plate.

"Ah, why don't we stop asking questions and just eat our dinner in peace, ne?" all of the Son boys

had their own TV table in the living room and ate their dinner in silence while watching TV. In

Gokou's and Gohan's head was swirling around the madness they did today. Those guilty feelings

started to build up inside, when suddenly; the 10-year-old child spoke out.

"Guess what Papa! Trunks really IS gonna marry me!" Gokou fell over anime style and stared up at

his son

"What do you mean REALLY IS gonna marry you?!"

"We talked bout our future today and we decided that Trunks is gonna marry me instead of

marrying a girl and having kids and we're gonna get a dog and name it cookie!" Goten smiled.

Gohan blinked down at his younger brother in confusion.

"Goten, you juss keep getting weirder and weirder every day."

"Nuuu. itz the truth! Trunks is gonna marry me!"

"Goten, son." Gokou said "You DO know that Trunks is a boy, right?"

"So?" Goten blinked

"Well, and girls and boys get married. right?"

"Of course Papa." Goten went on eating his food "But Trunks is still gonna marry me because

he said I'm prettier than any old stinky girl."

Gohan rolled his eyes and looked at his father. Gokou sighed

"I guess therez no reasoning with that boy." He went on and ate his dinner

"I'm done! Can I go play in my room Papa?" Goten said as he took his plate into the kitchen

"Sure Goten, and take a bath tonight so you don't fight over the shower tomorrow morning." Gokou

looked at Gohan who juss shrugged.

When Gohan heard Goten shut his door, he looked back at his father who was getting up and

cleaning his territory.

"Papa?" Gohan said getting up as well and cleaning off his plate

"Hai Gohan-kun?"

"I-I. I need to confess something."

"What is it Gohan-kun? You know you can tell me anything." Gokou said taking his and Gohan

plate into the dishwasher and setting the machine.

"To. today Papa, I, I did something really bad." Gokou looked over at his son as he leaned his

back against the counter "While Mr. Pikkoro and I were training, we. we had sex."

Gokou fell over again anime style, saying to himself

"Double whammy."

"I'm sorry Papa, I tried to hold it back but I juss had to do it."

"What do you mean, "hold it back"?"

"Well, I has the one who kinda, force Pikkoro into doing it." Gokou blinked

"Really, Gohan-kun?" Gohan juss nodded, looking down

"Gohan, you know that you juss gave up something very important, something that you can never

get back. Your virginity, Gohan."

"I, I know Papa. But I love him Papa. I wanted Pikkoro to know that I love him so I."

"So you thought having sex would do it?"

"Hai."

"You know therez others ways to show you love someone. Give out cards, roses, candy, not sex

son."

"But I've had a passion for him Papa! I wanted him! I wanted him so bad!" Tears started to build

up in Gohan's eyes

"Shhh. Gohan," Gokou said as he kneeled down and looked up into Gohan's face "You know what,

I'm not going to punish you Gohan, because I know that your punishment will come later in life and

because you were man enough for telling me. I respect you for doing that Gohan but I'm still very

disappointed. If you had this passion for him, why didn't you tell me or himself first instead of

doing this?"

"I. dunno. Itz. juss everything was going through my mind and I didn't know what to do!"

Gohan started to cry even more. Gokou sighed and looked at Gohan with compassionate eyes

"You know what Gohan, I'm going to tell you something I did that I feel totally awful bout too.

But, you mustn't tell anyone, not even Pikkoro."

"I promise Papa, I won't." Gokou smiled

"Today, when Vegita came over and Bra, Goten, Trunks were outside, Vegita talked me into having

sex with him too. Thatz pretty much why we don't have a table anymore." Gokou sweat drop. Gohan

blinked, looking at his father and then the place where the table use to be.

"You mean. you. Vegita. did it. here. on. EWWW! PAPA!!"

"I know, I know. But he juss took me right there and then. There was nothing else I could do. But

I think the bed was way better then the table, better for my back."

"YOU DID IT TWICE!!"

"Heh. well."

"Oh Papa!" Gohan slapped his hand on his forehead

"Sorry. it was all Vegita's fault! I swear!"

"Oh yeah right! You know you liked it!"

"Oh, and you didn't like it too? Hmmm?"

"Huh? No! We're over talking bout me! What bout you! Mr. table breaker!" Gokou blushed

"You're the one that forced Pikkoro into doing it!"

"Yeah. well at least I was on top!"

"Kami! Gohan! I did not want to know that!" Gokou fell down, dramatic style. Gohan juss rolled

his eyes and they both looked up at each other and started to laugh.

"I guess we both are to blame, ne?" Gokou said, looking up at his son

"Yeah, pretty much Papa. You know, I feel much better. Doomo arigato gozaimasu." Gokou got up

and winked at his son

"No problem Gohan-kun." He patted his son on the back "Remember, I'm here for you my son."

"Yes Papa." Gohan smiled and hugged his father.

"Now you better get ready for bed."

"Yes Papa." Gohan said as he walked over to hall, but then he stopped in his tracks.

"What is it Gohan-kun?" Gokou said as he tilted his head to the side. Gohan slowly turned around

to face his father

"Remember what Goten said, bout Trunks marrying him?" Gokou blinked

"Yessss. ACK! OH NO!" Gohan nodded

"If you and Vegita hook up they'll. they'll be."

"Gosh, and I thought it would be hard to talk him outta marrying Trunks, now telling him that

they'll be brothers is even worst!"

"Well, I'm glad I'm not the one to tell him the bad news! Haha!" Gohan said, cheerfully, giving

the peace sign to his father and running away.

"Hey!! This isn't fair Gohan-kun! You have to help me tell him you know!" Gokou said while

running after his son, down the hall.

The end?

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No more TBC!! Hehehehe.. Hope you guys liked the story!!! It was fun writing it for

you guys and no more tables will be broken! ::bows:: hope you come back for Goten's n'

Trunks's wedding Hahaha! Byez! Piizu! ::does peace sign, then waves::