Mario Millennium Series - Humor/Parody
FANFICTION.NET
~Prologue~
Mario and friends meet over an aerial crisis and party their way through sports and racing. However, there's a bigger threat that awaits...and it's time for you to revisit it!
~Note~
This fanfic's chapters are written over many different parts of time. Some were written back a while back. Some were written more recently. But I'm finally sending this in. Enjoy the humor! Chapters are recently named, unlike their content.
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Fight! Fight! Fight! (July 7, 2001)
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Donkey Kong: It's time for me and Bowser to face Wario and Waluigi!
Lugia007: I will commentate again!
(A voice from behind was heard to say, "I'm back to commentate!" Lugia007 looks around to see Yoyo Yoshi.)
Yoyo Yoshi: Back into the Pokeball!
(Lugia007 returns to the Pokeball.)
Luigi: I'll commentate!
Yoyo Yoshi: Donkey Kong is ready to serve.
Luigi: Donkey Kong serves to the ugly and revolting faced Waluigi.
Waluigi: I'll kill you after the match, Luigi!
Luigi: Oh great. *sarcastically*
Yoyo Yoshi: Waluigi scores! Wa-Team 15, Donkey Kong-Bowser Love.
Bowser and Donkey Kong: We're killing you next, Yoyo Yoshi!
Yoyo Yoshi: Come and try.
Mario: Wario, you great prune! Try to beat me!
Wario: I'm getting you after the match!
Luigi: Wario serves. Mario is an idiot.
Mario: What?
(Mario wrestles Luigi to the ground)
Yoyo Yoshi: Guys...keep this G-rated...
(Luigi launches a kick on Mario)
Yoyo Yoshi: Bowser responds with a return serve, which scores!
Luigi_Link: Go Luigi!
Yoshi1466: Anyway, the score is Wa-Team 15, Donkey Kong-Bowser 15.
Peach: We're going to win the tournament, right Toad?
Toad: Of course!
Yoyo Yoshi: Bowser serves this next time.
Yoshi: Battle time!
(Yoshi punches Yoshi1466.)
Yoshi1466: You!
(Yoshi1466 and Yoshi continues to fight.)
Peach: Lose!
Toad: No win!
(Peach and Toad end up fighting.)
Yoyo Yoshi: OK...Bowser serves and he hits a service ace!
Luigi_Link: That's right! Go anti-Waluigi!
Waluigi: I'm also attacking you after the match!
Yoyo Yoshi: The score is Wa-Team 15, Donkey Kong-Bowser 30.
Luigi_Link: This time Waluigi serves. The idiot serves a quick service ace!
Waluigi: GRRR!
Yoyo Yoshi: The score is Wa-Team 30, Donkey Kong-Bowser 30. Donkey Kong...
Luigi_Link: ...serves! Service ace! Go Donkey Kong!
Yoyo Yoshi: Now the score is Wa-Team 30, Donkey Kong-Bowser 40.
Luigi_Link: Wario serves, this time. And Bowser responds with a powerful return!
Yoyo Yoshi: Speaking of return, you should return to updating Nintendo Freaks!
Luigi_Link: Hey!
(Luigi_Link tackles Yoyo Yoshi while Waluigi hits a winning shot. After a few minutes gone by, they stopped fighting.)
Yoyo Yoshi: Looks like the score is now Wa-Team Advantage!
Luigi_Link: BOO!
Yoyo Yoshi: Waluigi serves, and he hits a service ace! He and...
Luigi_Link: ...Wario are idiots!
Yoyo Yoshi: They win the match!
(Mario and Luigi sign a truce so they could stop the attacks from Waluigi and Wario. Luigi_Link was attacked by Waluigi, and Yoyo Yoshi was attacked by
Donkey Kong and Bowser. Ouch!)
Waluigi: Get them!
Luigi_Link: AHHH!
(To be continued...)
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Please R&R (read and review) this fanfic! A comment means you've read it and that means a lot for me to know you people actually read them! Thanks! - YoyoYoshi
FANFICTION.NET
~Prologue~
Mario and friends meet over an aerial crisis and party their way through sports and racing. However, there's a bigger threat that awaits...and it's time for you to revisit it!
~Note~
This fanfic's chapters are written over many different parts of time. Some were written back a while back. Some were written more recently. But I'm finally sending this in. Enjoy the humor! Chapters are recently named, unlike their content.
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Fight! Fight! Fight! (July 7, 2001)
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Donkey Kong: It's time for me and Bowser to face Wario and Waluigi!
Lugia007: I will commentate again!
(A voice from behind was heard to say, "I'm back to commentate!" Lugia007 looks around to see Yoyo Yoshi.)
Yoyo Yoshi: Back into the Pokeball!
(Lugia007 returns to the Pokeball.)
Luigi: I'll commentate!
Yoyo Yoshi: Donkey Kong is ready to serve.
Luigi: Donkey Kong serves to the ugly and revolting faced Waluigi.
Waluigi: I'll kill you after the match, Luigi!
Luigi: Oh great. *sarcastically*
Yoyo Yoshi: Waluigi scores! Wa-Team 15, Donkey Kong-Bowser Love.
Bowser and Donkey Kong: We're killing you next, Yoyo Yoshi!
Yoyo Yoshi: Come and try.
Mario: Wario, you great prune! Try to beat me!
Wario: I'm getting you after the match!
Luigi: Wario serves. Mario is an idiot.
Mario: What?
(Mario wrestles Luigi to the ground)
Yoyo Yoshi: Guys...keep this G-rated...
(Luigi launches a kick on Mario)
Yoyo Yoshi: Bowser responds with a return serve, which scores!
Luigi_Link: Go Luigi!
Yoshi1466: Anyway, the score is Wa-Team 15, Donkey Kong-Bowser 15.
Peach: We're going to win the tournament, right Toad?
Toad: Of course!
Yoyo Yoshi: Bowser serves this next time.
Yoshi: Battle time!
(Yoshi punches Yoshi1466.)
Yoshi1466: You!
(Yoshi1466 and Yoshi continues to fight.)
Peach: Lose!
Toad: No win!
(Peach and Toad end up fighting.)
Yoyo Yoshi: OK...Bowser serves and he hits a service ace!
Luigi_Link: That's right! Go anti-Waluigi!
Waluigi: I'm also attacking you after the match!
Yoyo Yoshi: The score is Wa-Team 15, Donkey Kong-Bowser 30.
Luigi_Link: This time Waluigi serves. The idiot serves a quick service ace!
Waluigi: GRRR!
Yoyo Yoshi: The score is Wa-Team 30, Donkey Kong-Bowser 30. Donkey Kong...
Luigi_Link: ...serves! Service ace! Go Donkey Kong!
Yoyo Yoshi: Now the score is Wa-Team 30, Donkey Kong-Bowser 40.
Luigi_Link: Wario serves, this time. And Bowser responds with a powerful return!
Yoyo Yoshi: Speaking of return, you should return to updating Nintendo Freaks!
Luigi_Link: Hey!
(Luigi_Link tackles Yoyo Yoshi while Waluigi hits a winning shot. After a few minutes gone by, they stopped fighting.)
Yoyo Yoshi: Looks like the score is now Wa-Team Advantage!
Luigi_Link: BOO!
Yoyo Yoshi: Waluigi serves, and he hits a service ace! He and...
Luigi_Link: ...Wario are idiots!
Yoyo Yoshi: They win the match!
(Mario and Luigi sign a truce so they could stop the attacks from Waluigi and Wario. Luigi_Link was attacked by Waluigi, and Yoyo Yoshi was attacked by
Donkey Kong and Bowser. Ouch!)
Waluigi: Get them!
Luigi_Link: AHHH!
(To be continued...)
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Please R&R (read and review) this fanfic! A comment means you've read it and that means a lot for me to know you people actually read them! Thanks! - YoyoYoshi