Captain N: The Game Master
Volume 1: The Game Masters
Track 28: Videoland - Lana welcomes them and makes introductions; Dr. Wily attacks
Started Writing: Sunday, September 22, 2002, 7:50 PM
Finished Writing: 8:34 PM
Friday, September 7, 2001, 9:10 PM
The warp opens.
Kevin, Mike, and Stacey exit the warp, grunting as they fall to the floor.
The warp closes.
They stand up.
Kevin:
Whoa! Where am I?
Kevin, Mike, and Stacey ad-lib statements of confusion, overlapping each other.
Lana:
All of you, please calm down!
Kevin, Mike, and Stacey stop talking.
Lana:
You're in Videoland, where all the video games in your world are real.
Kevin:
Videoland?!
Lana:
Yes. I'm Lana Deschain, the Princess of Videoland. These are Joanna Dark, Samus Aran, and Roll Light.
Kevin:
I'm Kevin Keene.
Mike:
I'm Mike Vincent.
Stacey:
I'm Stacey Anderson.
Kevin:
Why were we brought here?
Samus:
Since July, the Galactic Federation has been at war with a terrorist group known as the League of Darkness. Its leaders are
Dr. Albert William Wily of Megaland and King Bowser Koopa of Dark Land on the Mushroom World. They've teamed up and have
united the villains on various worlds into a single deadly alliance with one goal - conquest of Videoland. Our...leader here,
in her infinite wisdom, has decided to bring you three here to help us.
Mike:
So, you kidnapped us?! What up with dat, yo? I ain't got time fo' dis shit, foo!
Pause.
Samus:
Yes, she did. Personally, I think this is a huge waste of time. If you want to leave, we'll send you back home.
Kevin turns to face Mike and Stacey.
Kevin:
Guys, why not stick around and see how we do?
Mike:
Cool! A chance to kick some pixelated ass!
Joanna:
We're not pixelated, y' stupid git!
Stacey:
I'm for staying, too! This is, like, really rad!
(hugs Kevin)
I think it's just too, too romantic.
Kevin:
Uh, thanks, Stacey.
Suddenly, an alarm goes off.
Roll:
Oh, no!
Joanna:
What?
Roll:
This is bad!
Joanna:
What is it?
Lana:
Let's go!
Joanna:
Can you tell me what's goin' on here?
Mega Man runs into the room.
Mega Man:
It's Dr. Wily!
Lana:
Do you guys wanna come? It'll be dangerous.
Mike:
(laughing)
Aw, I can beat him with my eyes closed!
Stacey:
Like, gag me with a spoon!
Kevin:
We're in!
The front door opens.
They all run out of the lab.
Volume 1: The Game Masters
Track 28: Videoland - Lana welcomes them and makes introductions; Dr. Wily attacks
Started Writing: Sunday, September 22, 2002, 7:50 PM
Finished Writing: 8:34 PM
Friday, September 7, 2001, 9:10 PM
The warp opens.
Kevin, Mike, and Stacey exit the warp, grunting as they fall to the floor.
The warp closes.
They stand up.
Kevin:
Whoa! Where am I?
Kevin, Mike, and Stacey ad-lib statements of confusion, overlapping each other.
Lana:
All of you, please calm down!
Kevin, Mike, and Stacey stop talking.
Lana:
You're in Videoland, where all the video games in your world are real.
Kevin:
Videoland?!
Lana:
Yes. I'm Lana Deschain, the Princess of Videoland. These are Joanna Dark, Samus Aran, and Roll Light.
Kevin:
I'm Kevin Keene.
Mike:
I'm Mike Vincent.
Stacey:
I'm Stacey Anderson.
Kevin:
Why were we brought here?
Samus:
Since July, the Galactic Federation has been at war with a terrorist group known as the League of Darkness. Its leaders are
Dr. Albert William Wily of Megaland and King Bowser Koopa of Dark Land on the Mushroom World. They've teamed up and have
united the villains on various worlds into a single deadly alliance with one goal - conquest of Videoland. Our...leader here,
in her infinite wisdom, has decided to bring you three here to help us.
Mike:
So, you kidnapped us?! What up with dat, yo? I ain't got time fo' dis shit, foo!
Pause.
Samus:
Yes, she did. Personally, I think this is a huge waste of time. If you want to leave, we'll send you back home.
Kevin turns to face Mike and Stacey.
Kevin:
Guys, why not stick around and see how we do?
Mike:
Cool! A chance to kick some pixelated ass!
Joanna:
We're not pixelated, y' stupid git!
Stacey:
I'm for staying, too! This is, like, really rad!
(hugs Kevin)
I think it's just too, too romantic.
Kevin:
Uh, thanks, Stacey.
Suddenly, an alarm goes off.
Roll:
Oh, no!
Joanna:
What?
Roll:
This is bad!
Joanna:
What is it?
Lana:
Let's go!
Joanna:
Can you tell me what's goin' on here?
Mega Man runs into the room.
Mega Man:
It's Dr. Wily!
Lana:
Do you guys wanna come? It'll be dangerous.
Mike:
(laughing)
Aw, I can beat him with my eyes closed!
Stacey:
Like, gag me with a spoon!
Kevin:
We're in!
The front door opens.
They all run out of the lab.