A Completely Pointless Story
Part I
Inuyasha, Miroku, Sango, and Kagome were walking through the woods one afternoon, searching for jewel shards. Kagome had said she sensed one in the direction they were walking. All of a sudden, they heard a high- pitched, girly shriek from some distance to the right.
"What was that?" Sango exclaimed.
"It sounded like a young lady," Miroku said, smiling, "we should go help her."
"Feh," said Inuyasha, "let's just keep going, it's probably nothing."
"What if she's in trouble Inuyasha, we need to go help," Kagome decided.
"No way! We are too close to a jewel shard. Let's just forget about it," Inuyasha said, getting fidgety.
"Inuyasha! We are going, or do you want me to sat 'it'?" Kagome threatened.
"Fine, fine. We'll go," Inuyasha grumbled. Kagome got on his back and Miroku and Sango got onto Kirara, and off they went in search of the source of the shriek. As they neared a clearing they heard it again. It was coming from the clearing.
They burst through the tree line, Inuyasha and Sango preparing to fight, Miroku ready to comfort the young girl. They expected something horrifying, a demon of some sort. They never expected what they found though, although it was slightly disturbing. They all stopped and gaped at the bizarre sight before them.
Standing before them was Sesshomaru. He had a look of horror on his face. He spotted Inuyasha. "Kill it!" he squeaked at him, pointing at the ground.
Inuyasha cautiously approached his brother's side, expecting some sort of ambush. He stopped next to him and looked at where he was pointing. On the ground before their feet was a black spider. It wasn't huge, maybe about the size of the nail on your pinky finger. Inuyasha looked at his brother, looked at the spider, looked at his brother, and then the spider again, then his brother. He quirked an eyebrow at him. He was rather surprised; he didn't know Sesshomaru was afraid of spiders.
"What are you waiting for?" Sesshomaru squeaked, "Kill it already!"
Inuyasha stepped forward and squished it with his foot, looking at his brother questioningly.
Sesshomaru sighed with relief. "Thanks, that almost got me." Then, realizing whom he was talking to sneered and stalked gracefully away.
When Sesshomaru left the clearing, Inuyasha snapped to his senses and walked back to the group.
"What was that about?" Miroku asked, disappointed that it wasn't a young lady in need of help.
"He wanted me to kill a spider," Inuyasha replied, still having a hard time comprehending it.
"Are you serious?!" Miroku exclaimed.
Inuyasha nodded and the rest of the group started laughing hysterically. Miroku actually fell to the ground because he was laughing so hard.
Sango was laughing hard enough that at first she didn't feel the hand on her ass. That only lasted a second though, and then she turned around and slapped the monk. "Hentai!"
He smiled and raised his hands as if to say 'what did I do?' Sango moved to the other side of Kagome to put some distance between her and the perverted monk.
"Well that was a waste of time," Inuyasha grumbled.
"Not entirely," Kagome giggled.
"Let's get back to the more important matter on hand, the jewel shard," Inuyasha said. "Which way, Kagome?"
"That way," she said, pointing to the north as Inuyasha hoisted her on his back.
They ran through the woods until they came near the village. Kagome sensed the shard in this village, so they slowed to a walk so as not to draw even more attention to themselves. Kagome led them to where some children were playing.
"One of the kids must have it," Kagome said.
"A kid has it! I wanted a challenge," whined Inuyasha.
"You should be grateful, this way we won't waste any energy in case of an attack, this should be easy," said Miroku.
Or so they thought.
Part I
Inuyasha, Miroku, Sango, and Kagome were walking through the woods one afternoon, searching for jewel shards. Kagome had said she sensed one in the direction they were walking. All of a sudden, they heard a high- pitched, girly shriek from some distance to the right.
"What was that?" Sango exclaimed.
"It sounded like a young lady," Miroku said, smiling, "we should go help her."
"Feh," said Inuyasha, "let's just keep going, it's probably nothing."
"What if she's in trouble Inuyasha, we need to go help," Kagome decided.
"No way! We are too close to a jewel shard. Let's just forget about it," Inuyasha said, getting fidgety.
"Inuyasha! We are going, or do you want me to sat 'it'?" Kagome threatened.
"Fine, fine. We'll go," Inuyasha grumbled. Kagome got on his back and Miroku and Sango got onto Kirara, and off they went in search of the source of the shriek. As they neared a clearing they heard it again. It was coming from the clearing.
They burst through the tree line, Inuyasha and Sango preparing to fight, Miroku ready to comfort the young girl. They expected something horrifying, a demon of some sort. They never expected what they found though, although it was slightly disturbing. They all stopped and gaped at the bizarre sight before them.
Standing before them was Sesshomaru. He had a look of horror on his face. He spotted Inuyasha. "Kill it!" he squeaked at him, pointing at the ground.
Inuyasha cautiously approached his brother's side, expecting some sort of ambush. He stopped next to him and looked at where he was pointing. On the ground before their feet was a black spider. It wasn't huge, maybe about the size of the nail on your pinky finger. Inuyasha looked at his brother, looked at the spider, looked at his brother, and then the spider again, then his brother. He quirked an eyebrow at him. He was rather surprised; he didn't know Sesshomaru was afraid of spiders.
"What are you waiting for?" Sesshomaru squeaked, "Kill it already!"
Inuyasha stepped forward and squished it with his foot, looking at his brother questioningly.
Sesshomaru sighed with relief. "Thanks, that almost got me." Then, realizing whom he was talking to sneered and stalked gracefully away.
When Sesshomaru left the clearing, Inuyasha snapped to his senses and walked back to the group.
"What was that about?" Miroku asked, disappointed that it wasn't a young lady in need of help.
"He wanted me to kill a spider," Inuyasha replied, still having a hard time comprehending it.
"Are you serious?!" Miroku exclaimed.
Inuyasha nodded and the rest of the group started laughing hysterically. Miroku actually fell to the ground because he was laughing so hard.
Sango was laughing hard enough that at first she didn't feel the hand on her ass. That only lasted a second though, and then she turned around and slapped the monk. "Hentai!"
He smiled and raised his hands as if to say 'what did I do?' Sango moved to the other side of Kagome to put some distance between her and the perverted monk.
"Well that was a waste of time," Inuyasha grumbled.
"Not entirely," Kagome giggled.
"Let's get back to the more important matter on hand, the jewel shard," Inuyasha said. "Which way, Kagome?"
"That way," she said, pointing to the north as Inuyasha hoisted her on his back.
They ran through the woods until they came near the village. Kagome sensed the shard in this village, so they slowed to a walk so as not to draw even more attention to themselves. Kagome led them to where some children were playing.
"One of the kids must have it," Kagome said.
"A kid has it! I wanted a challenge," whined Inuyasha.
"You should be grateful, this way we won't waste any energy in case of an attack, this should be easy," said Miroku.
Or so they thought.