Captain N: The Game Master
Volume 1: The Game Masters
Track 33: Videoland - At Dr. Light's lab, Lana wishes everyone well and goes to Earth
Started Writing: Monday, September 23, 2002, 1:01 AM
Finished Writing: 1:44 AM
Friday, September 7, 2001, 9:46 PM
The entire group is standing in Dr. Light's lab.
Lana:
First of all, let's welcome Kevin, Mike, and Stacey to the team.
Clapping sounds.
Lana:
Second, I want to tell all of you what's happened to me. The Triforce have given me knowledge of the other Earth, so I can
fit in better. With this knowledge, my voice has changed. Third,...I'm going on a trip to Earth to find my birth parents. I
don't know when I'll be back. There's so much that I wanna learn. So, I'm leaving the team. Samus,...I know that you've felt
uncomfortable taking orders from me since the start. I know that you want to be the leader, but I'm not appointing anyone. I
leave it to you all to decide. Fourth, I thank you all for your efforts. It's been an honor and a pleasure serving with each
of you.
Samus:
Lana, I know that you've hated all of the shit that I've put you through, and I just want you to know that...I'll miss it.
(Gina, you can substitute "crap" if you want to.)
Lana laughs.
Kevin hands Lana some money.
Kevin:
I've got $3.85, Lana. It's yours. Buy yourself some pizza.
Lana:
Thanks, Kevin.
Pause.
Lana:
I'll miss you, Zelda.
Zelda:
I'll miss you, too. Good luck.
They hug and kiss briefly.
Lana:
Fifth,...good-bye.
(sniffs)
Open the warp, Roll.
The warp opens. Lana steps through. The warp closes.
Pause.
Stacey claps her hands together.
Stacey:
Okey-dokey! We need a name for our team!
Samus:
You've GOTTA be kidding.
Stacey:
Nuh-UH! Okay, since Kevy, Mike, and I are from Northridge, and Jo and Samus are Nintendo characters, how about we call
ourselves the N Team? Isn't that, like, totally clever?
Mega Man:
That leaves US out.
Joanna:
I think it's bloody BRILLIANT.
Samus:
Whatever.
Kevin:
Okay, we're the N Team!
Mike:
Jo, thanks for giving us these rifles. They're bad-ass.
Joanna:
Oh, those were only temporary, so you wouldn't die.
Joanna picks up some guns and hands them to Kevin, Mike, and Stacey.
Joanna:
THESE are your weapons. They're called Zappers. They have TWO settings - burn and vaporize. It'll be best to not CONFUSE
them.
Everyone chuckles.
Stacey:
Guys, shouldn't we get back home? Our parents are probably totally worried.
Kevin:
Well, -
Roll:
No! That's IT! No more warping for the rest of the week!
Kevin:
I guess we'll be living in here.
Roll:
But -
Kevin:
And now that THAT'S settled, I hereby nominate myself the leader of the N Team.
Mike:
What?!
Kevin:
I think I'll call myself Captain N. It has a nice ring to it.
Mike and Cyndi, ad-lib Mike and Stacey's protests. Kevin joins in.
Volume 1: The Game Masters
Track 33: Videoland - At Dr. Light's lab, Lana wishes everyone well and goes to Earth
Started Writing: Monday, September 23, 2002, 1:01 AM
Finished Writing: 1:44 AM
Friday, September 7, 2001, 9:46 PM
The entire group is standing in Dr. Light's lab.
Lana:
First of all, let's welcome Kevin, Mike, and Stacey to the team.
Clapping sounds.
Lana:
Second, I want to tell all of you what's happened to me. The Triforce have given me knowledge of the other Earth, so I can
fit in better. With this knowledge, my voice has changed. Third,...I'm going on a trip to Earth to find my birth parents. I
don't know when I'll be back. There's so much that I wanna learn. So, I'm leaving the team. Samus,...I know that you've felt
uncomfortable taking orders from me since the start. I know that you want to be the leader, but I'm not appointing anyone. I
leave it to you all to decide. Fourth, I thank you all for your efforts. It's been an honor and a pleasure serving with each
of you.
Samus:
Lana, I know that you've hated all of the shit that I've put you through, and I just want you to know that...I'll miss it.
(Gina, you can substitute "crap" if you want to.)
Lana laughs.
Kevin hands Lana some money.
Kevin:
I've got $3.85, Lana. It's yours. Buy yourself some pizza.
Lana:
Thanks, Kevin.
Pause.
Lana:
I'll miss you, Zelda.
Zelda:
I'll miss you, too. Good luck.
They hug and kiss briefly.
Lana:
Fifth,...good-bye.
(sniffs)
Open the warp, Roll.
The warp opens. Lana steps through. The warp closes.
Pause.
Stacey claps her hands together.
Stacey:
Okey-dokey! We need a name for our team!
Samus:
You've GOTTA be kidding.
Stacey:
Nuh-UH! Okay, since Kevy, Mike, and I are from Northridge, and Jo and Samus are Nintendo characters, how about we call
ourselves the N Team? Isn't that, like, totally clever?
Mega Man:
That leaves US out.
Joanna:
I think it's bloody BRILLIANT.
Samus:
Whatever.
Kevin:
Okay, we're the N Team!
Mike:
Jo, thanks for giving us these rifles. They're bad-ass.
Joanna:
Oh, those were only temporary, so you wouldn't die.
Joanna picks up some guns and hands them to Kevin, Mike, and Stacey.
Joanna:
THESE are your weapons. They're called Zappers. They have TWO settings - burn and vaporize. It'll be best to not CONFUSE
them.
Everyone chuckles.
Stacey:
Guys, shouldn't we get back home? Our parents are probably totally worried.
Kevin:
Well, -
Roll:
No! That's IT! No more warping for the rest of the week!
Kevin:
I guess we'll be living in here.
Roll:
But -
Kevin:
And now that THAT'S settled, I hereby nominate myself the leader of the N Team.
Mike:
What?!
Kevin:
I think I'll call myself Captain N. It has a nice ring to it.
Mike and Cyndi, ad-lib Mike and Stacey's protests. Kevin joins in.